"Fools, get out of here." Zeus, the king of heaven, pretended to have a little prestige in front of the guests, lest anyone say that someone disturbed the venue in the future, and he just sat on the tiger skin chair and dozed off.

In fact, Zeus, the king of heaven, was just talking, because he couldn't name a certain person, and he was afraid that things would make a big deal, so he had to use a uniform common name for all women - fools, or fools.

But the king of heaven is the king of heaven after all, who dares not to listen to the words when he comes out, and who dares not to go out after listening to them? These idiots are really starting to push and push and sneak out.

This king Zeus was so angry that he died in the south, is he going to use a sentence to lose everything? Because the king Zeus saw that Venus also got out with all the fools, no one knew that because the king Zeus had a crush on Venus for a long time, he was almost strangled to death by Hera in the bud every time he succeeded.

The king Zeus was so angry that he was stuffy, and he only secretly scolded Hera in his heart, Cicada B: You dog day, I fell for you again, listened to your ghost screams and drove all the women out of the venue, and just happened to fall into your plan to drive Venus out of the venue by the way, you just watch the Lord and Venus have a little bit of eyebrows all the time, afraid that the Lord will find a way to get her after watching for a long time, and always beat the Lord to the point of being lukewarm and hot......

When Venus and Zeus meet in normal times, or occasionally walk together, Venus has a feeling of liking Zeus in his heart or on the surface, which has a lot of meanings, and social relations are also a kind of inevitability.

Now let's explain what social relations are. Zeus, the king of heaven, is the father of Venus, so this relationship should be maintained, and there should always be a little eyebrows. Venus is the first secretary of the secretary class under the Heavenly King, and there is no indirect boss relationship, so it's normal to have a little bit of eyebrows.

The matter can be traced back to why Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to treat his sister as the wife of the second prince, or to agree to Hera's coercion to allow Hera to be his wife and the queen of the day? Among them, Zeus, the king of heaven, took into account the existence of a social relationship in it.

To put it bluntly, it is a precedent for his daughters. Because when the king Zeus had not yet made his sister Hera his wife, the wife he had married before gave birth to many girls for him King Zeus, and they were all surprisingly fucking beautiful, and throughout history, there has never been a precedent for a family of men and women to mess around. However, the thought of breaking this pool of backwater. The king Zeus will take his sister to open the first knife, whether you bleed thick or not, history is used to break, Zeus thought to himself.

Zeus, the king of heaven, did this in order to catch bigger fish. That's all his daughters.

Of course, this gave rise to Venus's thoughts: Dad got his sister, but the sister was not only not shy, but also willing to be Daddy's wife, and also became a queen. Can I not marry in the country? Just marry your dad and be your father's secretary class leader forever? If you marry yourself to the countryside, do you know how long the life span of the gods is? If you marry yourself to the countryside, how hard it will be to endure this hard life.

Our dear readers, isn't this sociology?

From this point of view, who wants to admit that Venus is not at all interested in his father's family business?

However, Zeus made a mistake this time, Venus dressed himself up beautifully, because he heard that there was a beautiful man who was more beautiful than David from the Eastern Continent, and he smiled a little shy and came to the beautiful man of the East, what does this have to do with your king Zeus?

(There may have been a chapter in the book earlier where Venus was gotten by his father.) But after checking a lot of information, there is no correct statement, and there is a theory that the king Zeus was messing with her. was seriously resisted by her, and after the matter was revealed, the king Zeus was also Venus's father to death, and forced Venus to marry a fool in a fit of anger. But because of this, Venus's beauty caused a sensation, and she received the title of the most beautiful beauty. Later, it was said that Paris was given to her by the referee for the Golden Apple incident. ）

"Ah, Bao Zheng, the kung fu of the sword-wearing guards by your side is really amazing." Zeus, the king of heaven, suddenly came back to his senses from his contemplation, and as the master, such an incident would be a loss of face for the king, so the king of Zeus thought of complimenting this visitor from the east.

"Don't take this little thing to heart, it's just a child from a family who is playing. It's not usually a hazard, and that's exactly what I brought with me this time. On the way, it was all given to the children to play. I don't know that the King of Heaven has never seen this thing, and I hope that the King of Heaven will forgive us for being careless and cautious. Bao Zheng Bao Xiren said.

"You're saying it doesn't hurt people, so what is it?" Zeus, the king of heaven, had not seen this thing, and thought that the secret of thunder was stolen by someone like himself. Because he saw what Zhan Zhao was stepping on, there were light rays of smoke and fire.

"Ah, the king of heaven doesn't know, this is a unique product of our Eastern Continent, it is a firecracker made of gunpowder, a kind of firecracker specially for children to play with during the outdated festival." Bao Zheng said.

Zeus, the king of heaven, felt that this kind of thing might not be good for him, and this thing might not be much worse than thunder. If it spreads to his own jurisdiction, then he will have nothing to eat, and not only that, but he will also be bullied like a tiger like a dog. If you can be the king of heaven and rule the divine realm, don't you just rely on yourself to be able to thunder, when the time comes, everyone will thunder, and you will not even be as good as a dog.

Thinking of this, Zeus, the king of heaven, got up and came to Bao Zheng's side and whispered to Bao Zheng: "...... Please don't tell us the secret recipe for making gunpowder to the people here, this power is greater than my thunder, if someone else will be my king, I will give way, I am a tiger now, I am a dog when I get off duty, I will die in a few days, because I am forced to eat like a real dog even if I am a dog, so I will not starve to death? ……”

Hearing the King of Heaven say this, Bao Zheng also put his mouth to the ear of the King of Heaven and said: "Brother, please rest assured, if I tell you the secret recipe for making explosives, I will be a traitor, and I will be beheaded when I go back." This is a great invention of our country. ”

When the King of Heaven heard Bao Zheng say that it was so at stake, he smiled at Bao Zheng and returned to his seat.

"Julius Caesar, give me your opinion, what do you think about the dereliction of duty of the sun god?" It took a long time for Zeus, the king of heaven, to remember that he was going to preside over the meeting.

"Big brother, I am waiting to invite the Qing officials of the East to come here to gnaw this hard bone for him, because I am all corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and it is inevitable that we will fear and protect each other......" said Julius Caesar.

"What I mean is that I'm afraid that this Oriental Qingguan is too clean, and I'm all gods with shit on their butts, or this matter will be left like this, leave the Oriental visitors here to play for a while, and then compensate them for some economic losses of one kind or another, and send them back to China." Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"Big brother, since everyone is invited, then leave this case to him, don't you ask them to deal with it simply, lest they come and say that I am not in charge, so I don't want to wait for me to come forward. There is also what Julius Caesar said is related to my Cupid's magic arrow, let the Eastern Qing official check it out to see if it has anything to do with my Cupid. Cupid looked at Julius Caesar contemptuously and thought, "Now the coffin is in front of you, see whose plan is whom, and see who has come to invite whom to enter the urn?"

"This ......" Zeus, the king of heaven, suddenly felt that things were really not good, and the title and scope of work of the sun god could also be regarded as his own jurisdiction, but the nature of his work belonged to the entire cosmic system engineering, that is to say, he was on an errand in the name of God, and this matter may not be over.

"Ah, Heavenly King, you can tell us your unanimous opinion now, if you really don't have to deal with us, it's just to have fun, even if it's a trip." Bao Zheng said.

"Friend, I'm so embarrassed, but now that I'm the king, if I'm a commoner, I'm going to say the following, and no one will believe that I'm a madman or a delirium: 'The dereliction of duty of the sun god was first awakened by Julius Caesar, who said that it might have something to do with the relationship between men and women, and it would naturally have something to do with Cupid's arrow.

Of course, Julius Caesar would not be so stupid as to force himself to eat, saying that this may definitely have something to do with Cupid, just shows that Cupid likes to use the magic arrow in his hand to play this boring trick.

At that time, I was skeptical, and when I went home and told my wife, my sister, about it, and my sister also suspected that Cupid's magic arrow had killed her.

I'm not afraid of the jokes of the Oriental Qing officials, I was too young when I took my sister as my wife, and I carried a black pot on my back for a long time.

When I told my sister about the fact that the Oriental Qingguan would come to solve the case of the Sun God, I secretly hid the tape in the bed, and this Cicada B didn't know anything about it, and she told me the ins and outs of how she got me into her hands.

My wife, no, at first she was just my sister, my own sister, I was caught by her greedy tricks and she became my wife, when she found out that I installed the tape in the bed, originally she was just talking about fun, as soon as she found out that I installed the tape, it was not a sister and brother relationship nor a husband and wife relationship for me, and it suddenly turned into a hostile relationship, and she killed me...... When you say it, please don't laugh off your big teeth - this cicada B, she used her peerless eagle claw skills, clawed my bird fiercely, and directly fainted me in pain. (To be continued.) )