332 Zhanchao is more beautiful than Helen in makeup for the princess
"Once I was practicing too hot, so I went to the Xiaojiang River to take a bath, I don't know which direction she came from, as if she fell from the sky, she sat on my clothes, so I was too shy to go ashore, so I had to ask her to go and see if my mother had cooked?
Another time, we were far away from the house. It was a soft meadow, and she told me to watch her mother teach her to dance. Because the weather was so hot, she was so hot that she danced and undressed...... That dance is really good-looking, it's really a little girl who sells and fights, no matter how high or low her kung fu is, she has to pay for just the thin skin and tender meat.
She fell on top of me a few times, and I didn't see at the time that she was deliberately trapped on me, and it was a place where no one could see the happiness that was within reach...... I'm so stupid that I'm like a melon grown in a farmer's own field, although I see it every day and I want to eat it, but because I think it's my own, it's a pity to eat it raw, and I want to eat one when it's ripe.
But passers-by don't care about so much, and they don't have time to care about so much, they pick when they see it, and they give birth to a few raw foods, which can be called a good meal when they are full. I'm stupid enough to be worse than a farmer, because passers-by don't eat the melon seeds, which means that the passer-by eats his sister, but he can wait to eat his sister.
However, Helen has no sister, and once she is picked, she even eats the melon seedlings. Zhan Chao returned himself to the boy, but he was a little bigger than the boy.
"Brother Zhanchao, it's destined that you don't force it too much, but don't be distracted and waste the deer whip, please close your eyes and treat me as Helen......" Princess Xiangxiang didn't fold.
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"Princess, princess, it's been three days, are we going to Bimei?" This is Orani asked outside the door.
"I don't want to go, I'm too far away from Helen, this thing is indeed the best among women, I won't go." Princess Xiangxiang said.
"Go, who said not to go......" This is what Zhan Chao said when he took over Princess Xiangxiang.
"Brother Dianchao. I can't compare to Helen's ......" The princess thinks she is no more beautiful than Helen.
"Go, you wait outside the door." Zhan Chao said.
"Alright then, we'll wait here for a while." Orani said.
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"Do you think I can do it? You mean you want to see Helen with me? ......" The princess is guessing Zhanchao's heart.
"I also thought of helping you if you weren't at ease. We chained our feet together, and no one would see us when we sat in the carriage. Zhan Chao said.
"But I'm not as pretty as Helen, can I be locked with chains?" The princess said.
"Yes, you'll have Helen pretty." Zhan Chao was about to take off his pants after speaking.
"Brother Zhanchao, what kind of fool are you doing? Am I prettier than Helen if you take your pants off? "The princess is afraid that Zhan Chao is crazy. The purpose was to go and see Helen, so I deliberately said that I would have Helen beautiful.
"I take off my pants, do you really think that I have eaten a deer whip, is it useful to pull out the seedlings to help them, you are even under urea, and you have to go through the transformation of the soil to let the seedlings eat. I'm going to take out the cosmetics that Lida gave me from between my legs, this woman is so vicious, let me use cosmetics to make myself the most beautiful man in the world, and the result is that you risk death to steal me as a husband. Could it be that even if she Lida is so good that you will be a husband to a beautiful man, even if she is an enemy? Zhan Zhao said.
"It's not that she Lida can calculate, but she can compare her heart to her heart, and a capable woman will strive to pursue a world-famous man. Those who know me, Lida also. The princess said calmly.
"Come on. Princess, you also wear makeup, use the makeup I hide on a few things, I will never use it again, stand up to the peeing master, go and do some women's things, and shame me to death. Zhan Chao also figured it out, in addition to Princess Xiangxiang's age, if she could go back ten years, Helen's beauty would not necessarily be better than the princess.
"I really don't know the bottom of my heart. There is a saying that a woman is thirty and a half years old, is it all useful to rely on cosmetics? The princess was almost forced to the root of the wall by Zhan Chao, and there was no regression before she said this self-destructive word.
"Do you really think that Helen is really beautiful on her own? Definitely. She has a scar on her brow bone if she doesn't wear makeup. She would be so ugly that she wouldn't even dare to come out of the door every day. She told me that she had fallen on the threshold when she was a child. Cut, you think. This makes the mother so sad that a beautiful daughter fell on her eyebrow bone when she crossed the threshold by holding hands.
Helen is broken, and Lida, who is a mother, almost gouges out her heart. After deep self-blame and pain, the mother did not give up making amends for her daughter. But so what? Broken eggs see someone sew them up again? If Leda is a product that only has its surface and no inside. The egg is broken, of course, and can no longer be sewn up.
But being smart is used to find a way, everything is complete, just because there is a scar on the eyebrow bone, you have to make your daughter so ashamed that she can't go out for the rest of her life, who won't be a mother who won't die of heartache? This forced Lida's mother to look for inspiration to invent cosmetics. Zhan Chao felt guilty when he finished speaking, isn't this revealing the shortcomings of Helen? If it weren't for Helen being young, it should be said that he was his lover, and the words between lovers were used to say to others, who would dare to fall in love with you after your virtue?
When lovers are together, they are equal to drunk people, they walk staggeringly, they always like to rummage through boxes and cabinets when they talk, and even their mothers will say that they steal people. Because they are lovers of each other, they regard each other as God, and are they afraid of leaking their mouths when they speak in front of God?
Thinking of this, Zhanchao's face turned wooden, and people became dumbfounded because of guilt.
"That's it, I won't go around talking, so don't worry." The princess comforted Zhan Chao and said.
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"Get out of the way, get out of the way...... The princess is out of town. The princess is more beautiful than Helen, and the princess is more beautiful than Helen......" said the person who stepped forward to open the way, which is also playing a role in creating momentum, and if the beauty is comparable, then it depends on the momentum to win.
"Princess Xiangxiang is out of the city, she is so beautiful, ten thousand times more beautiful than Helen......" This is naturally the cheerleading team under Princess Xiangxiang's name.
Don't say it, the people on the hills on both sides who came to watch the beauty competition really began to pour into Princess Xiangxiang's side, because for several days, only Helen was sitting on the beauty stage to show her beauty, which made the men feel aesthetic fatigue.
Princess Xiangxiang sat on the beauty stage, wearing a big shawl, and Zhan Chao hid under this shawl. In less than a morning, there were more than half of Princess Xiangxiang's side.
Many young dog masters who are ready to start going back to their homes have heard that Princess Xiangxiang has made a comeback, and they have also heard that they have a comparison with Helen, or they want to be above Helen's beauty.
"Let's turn around, I heard that Princess Xiangxiang is even more beautiful than Helen."
"Turn around and look at Princess Xiangxiang, what a beautiful princess......"
Those who returned to the road all stopped to be in the front and back, and flocked to the beauty platform like a tide. Of course, Princess Xiangxiang was a famous beauty in this country before Helen appeared, and because there was no man worthy of the horse many times, Princess Xiangxiang was delayed to the old place in her thirties.
(Tomorrow remember to write than dance, etc.) )
There is a saying that what is called, is it an insider who looks at the doorway, and a layman who looks at the excitement? Because Princess Xiangxiang is also very good in terms of her own physical appearance, people really still say this, that is, she is a little older, as the saying goes, young and beautiful are three points. This made Princess Xiangxiang naturally have a little stage fright in terms of beauty, but today it made her salt fish turn over.
Originally, Princess Xiangxiang was still very confident before the age of thirty, and at the age of twenty-nine, her brother held a national horse recruitment for her, and the happy Princess Xiangxiang regarded this recruitment as the last card, like a gambler who lost a red eye, and made this bet not only to recover all the previous losses, but also to be ready to pick up the banker's pants.
really responded to this sentence: gamble on the gods for a long time and lose. Princess Xiangxiang got a pai gow and lost to the end, and the last one was still boogers, which made Princess Xiangxiang so angry that she threw the cards on the spot, and I was angry.
Go downhill. Princess Xiangxiang and her brother sat on the city tower, letting the school-age men from all over the country walk by without a cloth, and as a result, Princess Xiangxiang's eyes were all wilted. It is not ruled out that it was fate, because before the selection of the man was finished, it suddenly rained in the sky, and there were still hundreds of goods behind him who were drenched in heavy rain before they had time to board the review stand.
This was stopped by Princess Xiangxiang herself, and she also blamed her for her lack of basic physiological knowledge, she originally saw that none of these men had hard work. This refers to the men's hard work without cloth, in Chinese words: Wu Zetian chooses the donkey egg prince, naked to see who is how thick he is.
After the rain, the men walked to the review table one by one in order. As a man, as soon as he becomes an adult, hair grows between his legs, and he will be like a madman on the street for a long time, because he has never shaved his head and grown his hair into a chicken nest.
Because Princess Xiangxiang didn't understand that the birds would fly into the nest when it rained, she called the man after the rain was getting worse: this is still a man, and the shadow of the man can't be seen. What the hell does she mean that she can't even see the characteristics of a man?
As soon as Princess Xiangxiang stopped, her brother cried to her and said: "Sister, there are royal rules, the princess cannot recruit relatives from all over the country when she is over 30 years old, you are ruining your life, my sister ......"
"Brother, do you think this is still a man? All of them are eggplants after autumn, and none of them are not wilted. It is better to have it than nothing, so that the person who can't pull out the occupies the pit, it is better to let the pit be empty, so that the urgent people passing by can have a place to relax.
Brother, if my sister is destined to be alone, why should I beg to live half a life and half a death just to hide people's eyes? If I am blessed in my life, I will hear that there is a place for good men in the future, and I have learned a good kung fu by borrowing my brother's royal prestige, that is, I will rob a good man ......" (To be continued. )