Chapter 1869: A Monkey and a Pig (Asking for Flowers, Asking for Subscriptions)
Zhang Zheng continued: "The chairman said: After the political line is determined, the cadres are the decisive factor. The physical condition of the central leaders is related to the success or failure of reform and opening up, so they should think about it a little more openly, and they don't have to bow down to everything. ”
"you, the central leaders won't be like you, so idle that they are going around to attract bees and butterflies."
"Hey! Hi! I said Sister Lu, am I this kind of person? ”
"You're not that kind of person......"
"That's it."
"That's weird."
"Hey, Sister Lu, aren't we gasping so much?"
Lu Dayu, who secretly inspected the enemy, said: "Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense, you haven't made it clear yet, why are you afraid of Vice Premier Ding?" ”
"What else? If Vice Premier Ding is allowed for a while, he still doesn't say that I am disrespectful to the old? ”
"you! How old are you to be disrespectful? ”
"Oh, I was wrong, I should be less than more."
Zhang Zheng corrected.
Lu Dayu said: "It's about the same, isn't it, how old are you, and what's more?" ”
"Oh, that's a hairless mouth, and a bad job."
"Stinky boy, since you are afraid of letting Vice Premier Ding go, then you should let me down quickly."
Lu Dayu said.
"This ass is meaty, it's so comfortable to touch, I really can't bear to put it down, especially the old pig, I haven't eaten roast duck for several days......"
"Ah, you stinky fellow, you used me like a roast duck."
"Haha!"
Lu Dayu's words made everyone laugh again.
Zhang Zheng said: "Beauty is like roast duck, hala, light, like a cat scratching in my heart, like a cat scratching." ”
"You, you're like a roast duck! You bastard, let you slander me! Let you slander me! ”
Lu Dayu stretched out his little hand, grabbed Zhang Daguan's ear, and began to wreak havoc.
After not hating the distant complex, he was surprised to say, "Hi, hi! I said Brother Monkey, no, Monkey Head, No, Sister Monkey, it's still not right......"
After not hating the distant complex, he was troubled, "you, the central leaders will not be like you, idle enough to attract bees and butterflies everywhere." ”
"Haha, the kid can't change his name."
Wu Qianqian and the others laughed.
"Sister Monkey? It's so funny. Let's call Sister Lu Sister Monkey in the future. ”
Zhang Qian cheered.
"Sister Xie, in the history of our Huaxia Kingdom, this title seems to be the first one, right?"
Cui Yingying said with a smile.
"Isn't it, as far as I know, there is really no such title as Sister Monkey in the history books, only the name of the female monkey."
Xie Shiran, who is familiar with the history of Huaxia, said.
"Ahh Sister Lu, are you really pinching? ”
Zhang Zheng said.
"Who let you take advantage of me in a different way?"
"Stop! Sister Lu, you are the host of the conference, you are spicy, if it is broadcast, your image will be good, but it will be ......"
"Ahh How can I forget this stubble, I blame you! ”
"Wouldn't it? Why do you blame me? ”
"Why didn't you remind me sooner."
"It's not too late. Sister Lu, come down, the conference should continue. ”
"Stinky boy, you, do you want to let go? Are you going to let me preside over it on your back? ”
"Hey, how did I forget this stubble, Sister Monkey, come down."
Zhang Zheng said, squatted down slightly, and Lu Dayu went down to the ground.
"Stinky fat pig, bye-bye."
The enemy is not hateful, Sun Xueyue is not hateful, Sun Xueyue is not hateful, Sun Xueyue is not hateful, "Why didn't you remind me earlier." ”
"Ouch!"
Lu Dayu didn't forget to take revenge on this guy in the end, and took advantage of Zhang Zheng's inattention to kick him in the ass: "Stinky boy, let you understand a truth, it's better to kill people and set fires than offend women." ”
Not far away, the enemy is not reluctant, and after learning to fight alone, "Why?" ”
Lu Dayu said: "If you offend a woman, you might as well die!" Sample, got it? ”
Sun Yuandi is far from cool, and Sun Kegang is far from being far away, and he hates Zhan Yue alone, "Haha!" ”
Sun Diyuan is far away from Fang and hates Zhan Yue alone, "Haha, these two living treasures are acting again." ”
"Stinky guy, what are you laughing at?"
Lu Dayu asked.
Sun is not far away, and Sun Cha picked up after the war: "Anyway, it's not refreshed." What you just said is what I once said to Sister Liu Mengyin, brother. ”
Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh Stinky fat pig, I learned it from Mengyin, it turned out that you taught her? ”
"Yes, Sister Monkey answered correctly, add ten points."
"Haha, a pig and a monkey, the monkey does not leave the pig, the pig does not leave the monkey, this pig Bajie will continue to sing on his daughter-in-law."
Jiang Ping said with a smile.
"Stinky guy, I won't give you nonsense, you hurry back to your seat, I'm going to continue to preside over the conference."
"Brother Fu, Brother Jiang, Brother Liu, Brother Zhang, Brother Liao, Brother Ren, Brother Jin, brother, thank you for your generous donation, but you will definitely have a good reward, Amen!"
Before stepping down, Zhang Zheng thanked several CEOs.
"Haha! Brother Monkey, you're welcome, accumulating virtue and doing good deeds should be in the place, in the right place. ”
Fu Cheng shook his head and smiled.
"Haha, Brother Fu, don't shake your head, brother's surname is Zhang and not Monkey, not Monkey."
"Haha, these two living treasures are acting again."
As soon as Zhang Zheng left, Lu Dayu changed his spicy and funny attitude just now, and immediately resumed the demeanor of the first sister: "Leaders, guests, just now the stinky old pig, no, haha, I'm sorry, I said it wrong." Just now, it's a stinky nerd, no, it's wrong again......"
"Haha!"
"Bang bang! ”
The funny and funny appearance of Lu Da Beauty immediately detonated the atmosphere in the hall, and the goddess in everyone's minds was so hearty and cute, humorous and funny, and they couldn't help but applaud warmly.
Lu Dayu bowed deeply and said, "Thank you." Just now, President Zhang Zheng Zhang donated 3 million yuan for the foundation, Mr. Fu, Mr. Jiang, Mr. Liu, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Liao, Mr. Jin, also donated 1 million yuan to the foundation again, our society is because of their loving people's heart, it is more harmonious and beautiful, let us express our heartfelt thanks to the great spirit of fraternity of all caring people with warm applause! ”
"Smack!"
As soon as Lu Dayu's words fell, thunderous applause rang out at the scene.
"You are not this kind of person......"
"Learn from caring people! Salute to the caring people! ”
Driven by the man in glasses, slogans came and went, and the sound shook the hall.
Lv Dayu continued: "Now for the first agenda of the conference, large-scale public welfare donation activities will be carried out by caring enterprises and caring people. First of all, Jinghua Yingjie Trading Group Co., Ltd. Jibei Yingjie Foreign Trade Company donated 50 imported emergency vehicles and first-aid equipment to the health system of Jibei City, it should be pointed out that Yingjie Company donated a total of 200 emergency vehicles and equipment to Jibei City, with a total value of up to 24 million yuan, and today's handover is only a part of the early arrival. Next, Ms. Wang Ping, Deputy Mayor of Jibei City, and Mr. Cui Dada, General Manager of Yingjie Foreign Trade Company, are invited to take the stage and participate in the signing of the donation agreement. ”
When the two came to the podium, Lu Dayu said to Cui Dada: "Brother Cui, as the CEO of the donation company, can you please tell us a few words first?" ”
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