Luli drank a few sips of water, rinsed the smell of blood in his mouth, and suddenly heard someone slamming the door outside the door, "Is anyone at home?" ”

When I opened the door, there were four people standing outside, two men and two women, two large and two small, "Xiaoli (Xiaoli)?" ”

Luli was stunned for a moment, and then reprimanded the short girl, "I...... It's your brother...... Brother, what's it called...... Small...... Sharp? ”

The two children were not afraid, but giggled and said, "Little stammer!" The boy stammered, "What's the call...... Small...... Sharp? Ha! ”

Yu Fang heard the child's mouth and came out of the house, "Ah, is his uncle here?" Come in quickly, Xiaoxiao, why don't you call someone? ”

The two adults are Lu Li, the uncle Lu Xuezheng and the eldest mother Ding Shu, and the other two children, the boy is called Lu Jie, and the little name is Lao Ming, who is a few years older than him and has just entered the first year of junior high school; The girl's name is Luna, nicknamed Lao Mao, and she is a year younger than him; They were all born with short figures, big heads, and a face full of pimples, which was far less beautiful than Lu Li's fair complexion.

"Oh, what's wrong with Xiaoli? Who gave the hit? How did you fight so hard? Ding Shu lowered her head and exclaimed as if she had discovered a new world.

Yu Fang was a little embarrassed, smiled, and let the family into the house, Lu Xuezheng was carrying a bag of oranges and giving them to the master, Yu Fang poured tea and talked to them on the side, "Xiaoxiao, come here and call someone?" ”

Lu Li opened his mouth and snorted a few times, "Big ...... Greatly ......"

"Haha!" Ding Shu laughed presumptuously, "What's the matter, Xiaoli, the stutter is not good?" What will you do in the future? You can't even find your daughter-in-law, right? It's not as good as Lao Ming and Lao Mao! As she spoke, she bumped her husband with her elbow, "Isn't it, Bachi? ”

The uncle is a bit obscene, he lowers his head every day, as if he is embarrassed to see people; His wife gave him a nickname, calling him Eight Monsters, the origin of this nickname, Lu Li couldn't figure out until many years later, was it because he was ugly, and he took the meaning of ugly and weird? Speaking of which, the appearance of the husband and wife is really not flattering, with a big head and a short and thick body, Ding Shu also has a horizontal face, how do you look like a good person.

In fact, even Lu Xuedong's appearance is also ugly, from the only remaining photo of his parents, he is eight points similar to the uncle in front of him, the only difference is that because he has read books, he has a bit of bookishness, unlike the uncle's family, which is vulgar at first glance.

Fortunately, Lu Li followed his mother in appearance, Wu Wuling was born very beautiful before her death - she was by no means the type of beauty, but she gave people a very strong sense of the beauty of the little jasper, which made people sincerely protective-Uncle said at the beginning that if Xiao Xiao also followed the appearance of their old Lu family, it would be cold! As soon as the words came out, the family burst into laughter.

Lu Xuedong still lowered his head, moved his head up and down a few times, and agreed, "It's a useless thing!" Ding Shu scolded, looked up and said to Fang, "My mother told me back then that I would rather marry a bastard than marry Wuqing (county)!" You see, you see? When you come to someone's house, you have to talk to me. ”

Although Lu Li didn't like this family very much, he also felt funny, gave his aunt a look, and turned to go out, "Hey, Xiaoli! Seeing him come out, Lu Jie stopped him, took out a few oranges from his pocket like a trick, handed one to his sister, and stretched out his hand to Lu Li, "Here you go." ”

Luna laboriously peeled the orange and muttered to her brother, "Did your mother buy it?" ”

"Well," Lu Jie nodded, his hands were full of orange petals, and the juice ran down his chin, "Eat quickly, Mom said, let's eat more." Oops, so sour! ”

Luli was a little curious, how to tell them to eat more? What does this mean? His mouth hurt, and when he heard the other party say that the orange was sour, he didn't dare to taste it, waved his hand, and refused the other party's kindness.

"Xiaoli, how did you get it on your face? Who called you? I'll avenge you! ”

“…………”

"Talk? Why is it not only stammering, but also dumb? ”

"Root...... Root, No. ...... Second, "although Lao Ming is older than Lu Li, but the stature is very short, less than 150 cm, from childhood to adulthood, has always been the small leader of the class, after middle school, classmates gave him a nickname, called the root number two, take his height of 1.4 meters. But such a nickname made Ding Shu very proud, "Did you hear that?" Where our son goes to school, the children are different, even giving our family a nickname, they are so knowledgeable! This word spread outside, and the relatives at home laughed about it.

"File jump...... Beans, three inches of dice! Gu Shu ...... Skin! You...... It is...... Be...... Wu Dalang! He didn't know who Wu Dalang was, but after listening to his grandfather's storytelling, he thought that this was a negative character, but he was also born extremely short, which corresponded to Lao Ming.

Lu Jie didn't know who Wu Dalang was, so he smiled, "By the way, I brought you medicine from home to treat stammering." After speaking, he reached into his arms and took out a white wax pill, which was white and round, he pinched it in the middle with his hand, and the wax pill turned into two semicircles, took out the pill wrapped in white paper and handed it over, and said with an expectant face, "Eat, you won't stutter after eating!" ”

Luli was very happy in his heart, he was very distressed by his stuttering, and he couldn't think of it, it would be great if there was a cure for it! There is no suspicion of fraud, nodding gratefully to his cousin, taking the pill, peeling off the white paper, putting it into his mouth without looking at it, biting hard, and hurriedly spitting it out, this is a pill made of mud!

Looking at the two brothers and sisters of Lu Jie again, they are already laughing and bending over!

Lu Li shook his head helplessly, brought a bowl of water again, rinsed his mouth, and looked at the two laughing cousins with a smile, but he was not very angry, he was just thinking in his heart, how to vent his anger?

"Is it delicious?" Lujie asked, "I got up in the morning and was at the door and mud!" ”

Luli did not speak, ignored him, took the kettle from the stove, passed the hearth with his chopsticks, let the flame boil, and prepared the supper that would wait for a while. "Little Li......" Luna leaned closer, "what are you doing?" ”

“……”

"Brother, Xiaoli ignores me."

Lu Jie ignored her, turned his head and went into the house, took out two more oranges from the house, handed one to his sister, and the brother and sister ate it.

Lu Li turned around and went out, and Lu Jie asked him, "Xiaoli, why are you going?" ”

"Tube...... Still? Luli muttered in his heart: Why are you going? Find a way to toss you two to go! Go to the sixth courtyard and find the dog. Like him, Gou Li had just been beaten by his mother, but Gou Li was much smarter than Lu Like, and without waiting for his mother's hand to fall on him, he howled a few times and squeezed a few tears, coaxing his mother's heart to soften, and everything was fine immediately.

Luley called him out, whispered a few words, and finally asked, "Understood...... That's it...... Is it? ”

"Got it!" The dog was smiling, the dimples between his cheeks becoming more and more obvious, and he nodded vigorously, "I'll find someone to go." ”

"Well," Luli nodded, heading outside, "wait...... Call ...... People, shouting ...... I. ”

After telling the dog, Lu Li returned to his small yard, the water on the stove was already boiling, replaced with a new pot and put it on, poured boiling water into the kettle, and went out with the kettle, "Xiaoli, why are you going?" ”

Lu Li glared back at Lu Jie, "Tube...... Make move...... Is it? Ask less! ”

Lu Jie ate two 'nest necks' in front of his sister, turned around and entered the house angrily, and ignored him anymore.

When Lu Li came back, Gou Li, Zhang Li, Liang Xin, Daxin and Liu Gang'er had already gathered at the gate of Liu Gang'er's house, whispering for a long time, "Let Xiaoli be a pillar!" "Lu Li is not here, Liu Gan takes the place of the command, divides the troops and sends generals," Liang Xin is the first, Gou Li is the second, Daxin is the third, and I am the fourth. ”

The little ones nodded, "Okay." ”

After the command, Liu Gang led the team to the gate of No. 1 Courtyard and shouted loudly, "Small! Little! Riding a donkey and smashing a camel! Come on? ”

Lu Li came out in response, and the Lu Jie brothers and sisters couldn't bear the loneliness, so they also followed, "Xiaoli, what are they looking for you?" ”

"Play." After speaking, he walked in front of his little partner, with one hand behind his back, and listened to Zhang Li shout, "Palm ~ back of hand!" Stretched out his hand, and the result was that he, Liang Xin and Daxin flicked it, Gou Li and Liu Gong'er, and Zhang Li made the pillar.

The game of riding a donkey and smashing a camel is also often played by children, one who serves as a pillar and stands with his back to the wall, and a group of donkeys (regardless of number) is the first to put his head on the lower abdomen of the 'pillar' and arches his body, and the second person puts his head under the crotch of the first one and arches his body as well, and a group of knights complete the following actions: running, helping the donkey, taking off, landing on the donkey's back, the whole set of movements is somewhat similar to jumping box. Guessed by the leading donkey and the pillar, the knight wins, and then becomes a knight; If they lose, they will be replaced, and they will be donkeys.

The more people in this game, the more fun it is, and with only two or three children in a batch, it's not very interesting because the result is so easy to guess! But the purpose of playing this game this time is to play tricks on Lu Jie, and it doesn't matter much if the number is smaller.

Lu Li and Daxin bent down and said 'one', which was tantamount to setting a bet, and the dog immediately ran up from behind, holding Daxin's buttocks, and his body rose, but the jumping force was not enough, and he only sat on Daxin's back - Liu Pole behind him had nowhere to sit, so naturally even if they lost. Next, Liu Gong'er and Gou Li made donkeys, "Two!" Liu Gong shouted loudly - this means that Lu Li and Daxin can ride on the back of a donkey smoothly.

Lu Jie was watching hot on the side, he had played this kind of game before, and without waiting for Lu Li to move, he leaned over first, "Xiaoli, take me to play too?" ”

"You play too?" Seeing Lu Li's eyes sweeping over, Liu Gong'er deliberately thought about it, "Okay, adding people to people will not pay tribute, and they will have to be redistributed." ”

"Okay."

So the manpower was redistributed, this time it was Lu Jie, Daxin and Lu Li; Luna, Gou Li and Liu Gong'er are all together, and Zhang Li is still a pillar; In the first game, Lu Jie and they made donkeys, pouted their butts and stood up, the dog immediately went up, ran up, took off, helped the donkey, jumped forward, and fell on Lu Li's back, followed by Liu Gong'er, because there was only one position left, Luna played for the first time, and she was afraid that she would not go up and harm her own failure, so Liu Gong'er had to seize this position.

is also a run, exerting force, and his body slammed heavily on Lu Jie's back, pressing him a tooth, his body involuntarily softened, and the formation was scattered, even if he lost, he had to continue to be a donkey, "What's the matter with you?" Daxin got up and scolded, "Just you're big, you're useless!" Waste snacks! ”

Lu Jie didn't want to cheat, but felt very sad about his loss, "I'm sorry, I'...... I'll pay attention next time. ”

"Again...... Again. Luli snorted, walked to the back, and motioned to his companion, this time he made the donkey's tail, leaving Lujie in the middle.

"Okay."

Changing positions and riding again, or the dog came first, Liu Pole was behind, this time he passed the test smoothly, and changed to be a knight as a donkey, and the donkeys turned over into battle. Lu Li was the first to get on the back of the dog, Daxin rode on Luna, before Lu Jie had a move, Luna fell down softly first, she was a girl, and everyone was not good at blaming too much, so they changed their positions again, so that Luna was in the first place, the dog was in the second place, and Liu Pole was in the third place.

Daxin took the first step into battle, riding on Gouli, Lu Jie was second, running, helping the donkey, taking off, and was about to land on Liu Gong, who was in the third position, when he suddenly pulled his head out from under Gouli and took a step back! Lu Jie was defenseless at all, he fell to the ground in a sitting position, sat on the cold and hard ground, and slammed it hard, "Ah! Mom! He opened his mouth wide and began to cry.

"Crying?" Daxin spat him, "The People's Liberation Army doesn't cry when it's injured, why are you crying?" Something that doesn't make a living! ”

m！ Lu Jie scolded the street as soon as he opened his mouth, this time Lu Li didn't do it, they often scolded the street, but it was between outsiders and their own friends, no matter how they were fighting, they were not allowed to scold the street. He raised his hand and gave Lu Jie, who was sitting on the ground crying, a neck slip, "I...... Listen to you...... Scold again...... Street? ”

"Huh?" Hearing the child's crying, Ding Shuzheng, who rushed out of the door, saw Lu Li beating his son, rushed over in a few steps, and pushed Lu Li away, "What are you doing?" Why did you beat him? Did he provoke you? ”

He ...... Scold...... Street? ”

"You beat him when he scolds the street? I didn't even fight, is it your turn? As he spoke, Ding Shu pulled up his son, slapped the soil on his body hard, and scolded in a dry mouth, "No appearance? Die with your father! You're so much older than him, why don't you call back? Go, you're going? What about what can I do at home and with? ”

Lu Jie's buttocks hurt again, and he was wronged in his heart, giving his mother this excitement, the boy's face was a little unbearable, and he was about to find Lu Li desperately, but seeing him standing with Daxin, Liang Xin, and Liu Gang'er, he was afraid that he would not be able to please him in the past, and his temper changed, and he sent all the anger in his belly to his mother, "I can't come, you prefer me to come, it's all you!" What the hell? ”

The eldest lady is a good skill to her husband, but she is obedient to her son, seeing that her son is really anxious, she hurriedly persuaded again, "Okay, okay, we'll leave after eating in a while." ”

"Don't eat, go home now."

"Don't, leave after eating, obedient, huh?" After being persuaded by the eldest mother for a long time, Lu Jie finally stopped crying and insisted, and was led by his mother all the way back.