Chapter 016: Farce

Jin Hu took the children to follow behind Jin Guangfu, and when he walked to the cemetery, he was ready for a big change, but he was still taken aback when he saw it, more than a dozen loess mounds that were originally overgrown with grass were gone, and the small trees next to them were also gone. In their place were a dozen large mounds of burial mounds that they didn't know at all.

Each person's tomb is surrounded by nine white marble steps in all directions, and the adjacent tomb is a square step that intersects into two square steps, and the cement and square white stone are built into a round arch type, each tomb is more than two meters high, and the tombstone is also replaced with a white marble dragon head stele. Not to mention the tomb, but also the foundation is also paved with square floor tiles. There is also a stele pavilion not far away, in which a big dragon head stele is placed. In the square tree pond around the square, most of them are newly moved big green pines, and the ground of the entire ancestral tomb has changed greatly, and now if you let Jin Hu recognize the words on the tablet, Jin Hu doesn't know which one is right.

"This one" Jin Hu listened and whispered to Ava next to him, "What are you tossing?" The ancestors slept well, what do you have to do with these tricks! ”。

Jin Guangfu listened to Jin Hu's words, turned his head with some dissatisfaction and said: "The previous grave pile will pile some soil on it after a few rains, if I go to you and don't come back for three or five years, the heads of these ancestral tombs will be gone, if the great-grandchildren come back, where will they worship!" ”。

"That's not so exaggerated," Jin Hu glanced at it and said, this was close to the tomb of the ancestor, and Jin Hu saw that there was a large square tripod more than one meter high in front of the tomb. This is the white marble step and the tomb fence, although Jin Hu, who spent some money, didn't care too much. But this is a bit too much for Jin Hu.

Jin Guangfu glanced at his son, turned his head to look at the children without saying a word, and said, "Lei'er come with me!" incense to the ancestors, and the daughters-in-law are also ready to burn some money for the elderly to spend on the ground." After listening to Jin Guangfu's words, Ava and Aurora pulled the children to follow Jin Guangfu up the steps.

Old man Shan walked to Jin Hu's side at this time and said: "We used to do it, but later in this county someone said that this is not a compliant system, the county deliberately funded some funds, and then invited a special person to design, I and a group of old people thought that this is also a good thing and agreed, and finally it became like this!" ”。

"What are they doing with it!" Jin Hu frowned when he heard this. It's not a good thing that this own ancestral grave is involved in the county. Maybe you want to develop your ancestral tomb into a tourist attraction to attract tourists. If it weren't for the propaganda of atheists, how could they hollow out this thing and dig up other people's ancestral graves one by one, and then prepare to expand the ancestral graves of the old Jin family, there is such a good thing?

This Jin Hu guessed well. This county intends to use Jin Hu, the ancestor of foreign emperors, as a cash cow. But I didn't quite think about it. Originally, there were no cultural attractions near Tunshan. There is a fart in the bandit's den, and there are a lot of old men who scold their mothers at every turn. If you don't dig out the hollow to make a few yourself, how can you attract tourists? Now the most famous and interesting first one is the Hanhua Emperor who turned back history in the mouth of some domestic scholars! What do you not fight this idea? The name of Hanhua Emperor Township became an instant hit. Not without reason. What does it mean to do everything for the sake of economic development? That's it!

"Where can we take their money, the money for the final design and the money for the construction materials are all from the family! Don't you want to engage in the royal road, it turns out that the location of the imperial road left over there is a few long stone roads. The positions of the divine beasts on both sides are still there," said Old Man Shan, pointing to the lawn in the middle of a few boards of roads not far away.

Jin Hu frowned when he heard this and said, "Tourists are not allowed in this ancestral tomb, what does it look like to come and go!" ”。 If someone leans on his ancestral tomb or rides on a stone altar and poses a V-shaped hand-held photo, he is seen by Jin Hu and dragged into the forest and shot to the head: There is no place to put it, right, play with Lao Tzu's ancestral tomb!

Old Man Shan gently pushed Jin Hu: "Go and kowtow to incense!" Tourists can't come in here, at most they can't come in when they go to the pavilion and look at the swaggers, and that is the county's land, and we can't control it. Besides, it's not just us old people watching, but even soldiers are watching, who can come in? ”。

Listening to Old Man Shan's words, Jin Hu nodded and walked up the steps, Jin Guangfu watched his son come up and lit incense for Jin Hu, and now there are some melons and fruits on the altar. Jin Hu knelt on the mat and kowtowed a few times, and when he looked up, he saw that the incense burner in front of his head was written, the words of Hanhua Royal, and so close to the moment, this whole process is not made in China, and it is made by Hanhua's company. I secretly shook my head in my heart, inserted the incense into it, and then asked the boys and girls to kowtow to the ancestors, no matter whether the children could understand it or not, Jin Guangfu continued to talk to a few babies, which one is lying in this and which one is lying there.

The last grave is Jin Hu's elder brother Jin Long's, and the big tablet in front of the tomb reads Jin Long, the martial king of the Hanhua Empire. Jin Hu raised his head and stretched out his hand to touch the huge stone tablet, while Jin Guangfu was introducing his uncle to the prostrated babies. The whole dozen graves knocked down, and the little babies didn't seem tired and curious about everything they saw, and even the stone beast heads on the railing had to be touched twice.

Jin Guangfu is very happy in his heart, now there are four little grandsons in the family alone, and all of them are strong. Jin Hu's appearance is ordinary, but the women around him are all beautiful, and they are these little mixed-race children, although they have black hair and their mother's genes on their faces. The long pink carvings are very pleasing. It may also be that the old man has a few little grandchildren in front of his ancestors, and the family is no longer a few generations, and most of the time he stumbled around for more than half an hour without making the old man tired to the point that he was a little bright, and played with a group of old people with children.

Jin Hu only took one Wu Yi with him, and walked around along the road to take a look. As I walked, I came to the stele pavilion. When I turned to the front, I saw a larger copper tripod, and there were a few well-dressed people kneeling on the wooden ball in front of the copper tripod with incense in their hands, and the expressions in their mouths were also very reverent.

Look up at the wooden sign on the top of the pavilion and see: That's right! Written on it are the four words of the ancestral tomb of Hanhua. Looking at the appearance of these people, Jin Hu felt more solemn than when he kowtowed just now. I couldn't help but mutter: It's so difficult that which ancestors left the outer room? I've never heard of this before!

Standing next to the side, he watched these people kowtow one by one, and inserted the incense in his hand into the copper tripod. Then he reached out and touched the head of the man in the pavilion, and some reached out and touched the stone stele. Only then did Jin Hu notice that the stele, including the large stone tablet on his back, was smooth and polished as long as it was within the reach of people.

"Excuse me? What do you say about this family's ancestral tomb so sincerely? Seeing that several waves of people were like this, Jin Hu couldn't help but walked up to a woman who was almost forty years old and asked.

The woman glanced at Jin Hu and said, "You don't know? Now it is said that the feng shui here is particularly good, the most conducive to seeking wealth and promotion, I heard that a special spirit came from far away, is to ask the old man in my family to be rich, so that his business can be done smoothly, borrowed the luxury to rush the current mildew! After speaking, he turned around and walked away with a young girl next to him.

Jin Hu is almost stupid when he listens, this is seeking wealth and wealth to his ancestors? Lying in the ancestral tomb are old people who have gone to the bottom of the mountain for generations to seek wealth, but this way of seeking wealth and nobility really needs to be discussed. If you want to be rich, don't come here to burn incense and bow down, isn't it more direct to take a kitchen knife to a stop on the highway?

It's reluctant to say that you want to be rich and noble, but why did you come here to ask a bunch of old bandits for a promotion? Before his death, he was the master who specialized in killing officials and robbing money, and the late Qing Dynasty officials who returned to their hometowns and stepped down from their posts couldn't be counted on one hand just what Jin Hu heard when he was a child, and all the people buried here were the masters who cut off the heads of officials. It's a bit unreliable for you to come and beg these people. If you want to be an official, several generations of Jin Hu's family are afraid that they are the biggest officials, that is, the hereditary village chief of Jinjiazhai, looking at the people who are wearing them one by one, as well as the momentum between their fingers and gestures, I am afraid that few of them are at the village head level, and it is so difficult that everyone wants to get a village chief to do it, or are these corrupt officials found out in their conscience and came to beg for beheading? That's not right! If you want to cut off your head, just go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, what do you want to kowtow to your ancestral grave? The whole thing has turned this side into a farce.

Jin Hu smiled while raising his feet and walked back, as soon as he entered the cemetery, he met Li Erye, and told Li Erye about this matter as a joke.

Who knows that Second Master Li heard this and said, "What's so surprising about this!" Let's raise an emperor in this mountain, can this feng shui raise people? Seeking wealth and nobility now there are rich and noble people, we have not, the whole village has been knighted, and all the food and clothing are not worried, this is not a splashing wealth What is it? As for seeking promotion, it is even less surprising, many people even go to the former residence of the Emperor of the Dynasty to seek promotion, what is there to say here."

"What a mess this is!" Jin Hu said with a smile. One by one, they are embarrassed to go to the former residence of Taizu to ask for promotion, I am afraid that if his old man knows that you bastards will lose their heads in everything, they really dare to ask for officials! This little gallant is fat, and all poisons are not invasive, right?

Li Erye said: "Now many people know that we rely on Tunshan Feng Shui to raise people!" Look at what hot springs and horse farms are doing business now! ”。

"Forget it!" Jin Hu didn't want to listen to this Li Erye's mouth, his feelings were that this was a mountain that couldn't support many people before, but now it has become a treasure of feng shui, and his own Hanhua royal family has become a living advertisement! With a sigh, he turned his head and called the old people and the children home. (To be continued......)