173 Bao Gong solves the case and may lead to God cuckolding
"Ah, grandma, it's your old man who is here, the little one was slightly injured today, and you don't say it sooner if you want to come, I'll send a car to pick you up!" Every time Zeus, the king of heaven, saw the Queen Mother in a dream, it was the same: the bones were sour and soft.
"The two of them are having trouble again?" The Queen Mother said.
"Definitely. In fact, there is nothing, so many years have passed, and she is afraid that she will be carrying the black pot - and she will protect her reputation. Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"I know all of this, and I've long seen your every move clearly in the remote demon mirror. This matter is yours, as a male god, the black cauldron has been carried for so many years, if you want to push it on the head of the goddess again, this is much heavier than the shame of the male god, don't you Heavenly King Zeus understand this? Definitely.
Otherwise, why is your sister Hera so ruthless and vicious, she has to take away the audio tape you eavesdropped, because the goddess is much stricter than the male god in terms of fame, and in doing stupid things, she takes the initiative and says that she was forced by others, which is a matter of face. The Queen Mother said.
"I actually just want to play around with her, put the tape in the quilt, if she says destroy it, it will be destroyed, I won't take it seriously, a family, save some face for my sister, and it should be a younger brother, not to mention that I'm a male god, at most I am slightly ridiculed.
The ghost knew that she would be like a mad dog when she made a move, biting hard, making people unguardable, and almost killing us. Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"This has alarmed God, do you know who Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian are? He was in his Great Song Empire, and even the master of the horse was beheaded if he committed a crime, have you thought about this matter carefully? The Queen Mother said.
"Yikes!" Zeus, the king of heaven, heard the queen mother say that this incident had alarmed God, and he couldn't help but gasp in fright.
"God said that he had already sent the gods to invite it, and it was indeed a great impact on the dereliction of duty of the sun god, and even the sun walking in the middle of the sky was stopped. If this matter is not investigated, I don't know what big mess will happen in the future. God has something to say that you want to look at it, so use it as a model. As for Cupid's arrows, God says it's best not to mix them up. The Queen Mother said.
Could it be that God has something to do with this? I really don't understand. Zeus said.
"Do you think God is not human? Definitely. The Queen Mother looked at Zeus, the king of heaven, with a small smile and said with a little sorrow.
"Are you saying that it is possible that Cupid's magic arrow also shot God, and Cupid dared to play pranks on God?" Zeus tilted his head and said imaginarily.
"Cupid can not dare to play his pranks on God, but it does not mean that he does not dare to play pranks on God's wife and does not dare to play pranks, can this logic be established?" The Queen Mother asked Zeus to answer such a question.
"You mean God has a wife?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"God can't wear a green hat without a wife?" The Queen Mother said.
Zeus, the king of heaven, began to cool half of the excitement of the great reform of the divine realm in his heart, if the heart of God was also polluted. Is this a blessing or a curse?
Zeus's thoughts are still very humane, if you don't think about the future of the world, God's mind is also polluted, then wouldn't it be trivial to engage in my sister? Compared to each other, he is not the highest divine object, and if God also has indecent rumors, but this is not a good thing for us and others. If anyone says I'm shameless, at least I will think in my heart that there is a higher god than me who is also shameless than me, unless I don't know if I made my sister my wife?
However, Zeus, the king of heaven, did not want to think so, he preferred to defile the world by himself. I don't want God to be like myself, or something like that.
However, the visit of the Queen Mother seems to have put a tight spell on the king Zeus, if God is also a problematic god in the relationship between the male god and the goddess, this will inevitably be a great resistance to the king Zeus in carrying out ethical and moral sexual reform, and even cannot even mention it.
Don't look at Zeus, the king of heaven, is a big and coarse, it can also be said that he is a savage fool, but in terms of self-criticism and self-sacrifice, there is no one to compare and no god can match.
When our celestial king Zeus heard Julius Caesar say that the dereliction of duty of the sun god might be related to Cupid's arrows, he was not only a little suspicious. And he also put his own behavior into it, and thought of using his own misdeeds to warn the people and gods in the world.
"You're saying God has a lot of female secretaries?" Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to ask clearly about God's wife from the side, so he deliberately asked whether God had many female secretaries. In this way, the following leads to the Queen Mother's answer, and what the result is in her answer.
"Do you think God would be foolish enough to marry a woman openly? Definitely. Even if your head is made of wood, you can imagine that if God were a man, would there be no love for women? For the sake of honor and livelihood, isn't the woman around God a vicious battle for love?
However, time is easy to pass and flowers are easy to lose, and I am fortunate to be favored by God's side, and occasionally stepped on by God. Isn't this already labeled a lifelong widow? If there is cheating, it will be repaid. Then again, a good fish can pass a thousand nets, who can finish the world's affairs in one bite?
If God is really a man, if he plays with women, even if he has 100 million likes, and takes turns with all the top beautiful women, I don't know how many times the probability of being lucky enough to get the turn of the president is not a fraction, and I don't know how many times smaller than the probability of an American citizen becoming president, how can we talk about the second turn? After speaking, the Queen Mother tilted her mouth and looked at the king Zeus contemptuously and smiled slightly.
"Are you saying that God is going to marry a woman without knowing it, which means that it is fun to be so unrestrained by a woman? Or can there be another meaning, in order to take care of more women, so that those women who are extremely beautiful can only have a chance once in a lifetime at most, and can only have the turn to have a chance to be with God? Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"Maybe this is God's justice, I'll wait for the inferior God, it's better not to guess, just leave him alone." The Queen Mother said.
"This kind of ghost thing has been messed up, you say it's okay to say that it's just popular in the god realm, anyway, the life of the gods is inherent, no more, no less, it's messy, it's just some romantic rumors.
However, recently, there have been many upward reflections, saying that the world is also borrowing God to follow the trend, especially me, as the king of heaven, the fact that my sister is my wife is already stinky, and it can be known to all ages. Causing followers to prevail, making more and not surprising, getting too much
And shamelessly. Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"Do you think it's a drought or a flood, something you can manage, something you can manage?" This time, the Queen Mother tilted her mouth a little smaller, and the degree of contempt improved, in other words, she saw the god side of Zeus a little again.
"The human world is no better than the god world, because the human world has a ghost gene. Now, because of the discovery of genetic problems, it is said that the offspring of inbreeding will become fools, and at least within five households can not mate and have children. However, this is only objectivity, although it is written into the law, but it is also a kind of legal meaning, which is nothing, for those ignorant, for those who are greedy for escape, for those who are afraid of trouble and the so-called shameless people who are close to the water and get the moon first, whether it is within five households or within three households, they get married and get married. "Zeus, the king of heaven, said,
"That's right, it's easier to get close to within five households, what cousins and cousins, and what cousins and cousins, these people are easy to be of the same age, have the same interests and hobbies, and can also have the same social pressure and economic foundation. The Queen Mother said.
"If such a thing happens, can it be classified as a rape X criminal?" This time it was Zeus's turn to tilt his mouth, and to see what excuse the Queen Mother could use to avoid it, or answer the question.
"This is also the superficial phenomenon of killing, you can underestimate people, much smarter than God, and almost never see a brother or sister get married and have children. There are a few people who are stupider than Zeus, the king of heaven, unless he can be so stupid that the second prince of Ming beats his own sister as his wife. As soon as the Queen Mother finished speaking, she was dumbfounded, waking up like a dream, saying that Zeus misbehaved, who knew that Zeus, the king of heaven, was in front of her, was this a collapse or a slip of the tongue?
Although the Queen Mother is one level higher than the Heavenly King Zeus, in today's terms, she is the first leader of the place, the other is the deputy level of the upper level, and the reputation is one level higher, but in fact, they are equal, and in terms of their respective jurisdictions, her Queen Mother is far less wide than that of the Heavenly King Zeus.
The Queen Mother was distracted by her speech, and she was so embarrassed that she blushed and blushed. Comparatively speaking, Zeus, the king of heaven, is much more relaxed. Is it because you know that the Queen Mother didn't mean it? Definitely. He felt that Niangniang should say her weakness and pay for her mistakes, which is a natural reason.
"Queen Mother, please don't be ashamed, it's hard to avoid saying too much. Besides, I'm really not fucking smart, and I've done such shameless things more than once or twice, just because I have a high official position, and no god has ever dared to say it to my face, so I am more and more emboldened, self-righteous, and unrepentant. Zeus, the king of heaven, lowered his head and said that he did not dare to look at the face of the Queen Mother, but left room for the Queen Mother to raise her head and not to sink into his mistakes all the time. (To be continued.) )