If there is a car, there must be someone, the fat man happily ran over with his hands dancing, but the result disappointed Liu Xiaoyun, the car stopped there, quietly, like a raised small mound in the dark.

But there was no one inside, and Liu Xiaoyun, who waited for a while, still didn't see anyone's shadow, but through the window glass, he saw that there were matches, knives, wine bottles and other necessary utensils inside.

Liu Xiaoyun, who suddenly became enlightened, patted his head, "I'm really a smart person, how can a big living person suffocate urine to death?" ”

As he spoke, Liu Xiaoyun pulled open the car door and swept away the things inside, not only stolen all the necessary supplies, but also saw that there was a beautiful and reliable dress inside.

A comparison, it's really fucking amazing, it's just tailor-made, happily Liu Xiaoyun not only took off his tattered beggar clothes, but also draped the hurried clothes on his fat body.

"It's really a good brother, I didn't expect the two of us to fit together like this, it's so fucking awesome."

Liu Xiaoyun, who was happy, ran such a long way, and he was hungry and cold, and now he put on new clothes, and drank all the liquor in the wine bottle with the beef on it.

Liu Xiaoyun, who was a little dazed from drinking, fell into the common saying, the wine was bold and the fat man with a red face swayed and sucked out the gasoline in the car fuel tank full of wine bottles.

Because I drank too much liquor, my hands and feet were not so neat, and I drank several sips of gasoline ...... goo-dong.

Thinking about that damn zombie in his heart, "Lao Tzu killed you shit, so you can also taste what barbecue is." ”

Liu Xiaoyun, who was swaying like this, came back to the weird corpse raising place again, whose jeep did it belong to? It was the unfilial Director Wang who drove it.

Because he wanted to kill his own mother too much, and wanted to replace his mother with a red envelope for the dead ghost, but he didn't dare to take any extreme stabbing and strangulation methods.

So after thinking about it, I finally came up with such a vicious trick to scare my own mother to death.

When Director Wang saw that his mother had locked the door of the house and was not at home, he knew that the old lady had fallen for his tricks......

Seeing that his wife could finally leave this world unconsciously, Director Wang smiled sinisterly, brought wine and food in advance, and waited until he scared the old guy to death, and celebrated.

So he drove the jeep, in order to avoid being discovered in advance, so he avoided everyone's eyes and ears from a distance, stopped in an inconspicuous place, and quietly rushed over.

This Director Wang is used to being pampered, so he looks basically the same model as Liu Xiaoyun, but there are still essential differences.

Liu Xiaoyun is obese, that's because he slept out, and he didn't eat anything good, and he only had to accumulate fat through sleep, which was no different from a bear hibernation.

In difficult days, Liu Xiaoyun was known as sleeping with cold water, and Director Wang was not a fat person who slept out, but people ate it authentically.

A small official who is really an inconspicuous sesame mung bean, but he has the power, and the county official might as well be in charge now, basically a small banquet every three days and a big banquet on five days. So the accumulation of time has become this virtue.

This is why Liu Xiaoyun and Director Wang walked a couple of stubbles, when Director Wang went to frame the old lady, Liu Xiaoyun came to the front of the jeep and had such a coincidence.

Just as the fat man was about to return to his destination, a strong wind suddenly blew, covering the sky and the sun, and suddenly enveloped the entire Gobi.

Herdsmen who are accustomed to seeing storms feel that this sudden sandstorm is a little inexplicable, and Liu Xiaoyun, a master of ghost hunting, knows that something is wrong at a glance.

This is also the connoisseur stretched out his hand to know if there was one, "It's not good, the demon wind is not good......

Liu Xiaoyun couldn't help but shout, because the eye of heaven could see it, and the fat man clearly saw that it was an evil demon dragon that was carrying the storm gravel.

Speaking of which, this kind of mythical beast that makes people feel strange but very familiar is actually not an illusory thing that people have made up. In the 5,000-year history, various county chronicles and historical materials across the country clearly record relevant evidence.

It's just that it is denied by a handful of moral saboteurs who must have ulterior motives on the grounds that you haven't seen it with your own eyes, so those don't exist.

But in fact, those are just real creatures, and their forms are really different from what people generally believe, and everyone has seen the dragon with teeth and claws on the national flag of the Manchu Dynasty.

The real dragon is the same length as the tail, that is to say, the body and tail of the dragon are the same length, but there is indeed no clear sighting record of the dragon's claws, it is not because it does not exist, but in the sighting records from ancient times to the present, because in all the dragon falling incidents, those dragons are pressing their limbs under the body.

As a result, no one has ever seen that once the rain falls, those gods disappear without a trace, and it is because they come and go without a trace that people have a sense of awe and deify them.

The real dragon has no feet of water, and it is difficult to ascend to the sky, which means that the water in those pools is not a foot deep, then the dragon will not be able to fly to the sky.

The dragon and tiger leap is also a natural phenomenon summarized by people's observation, the tiger jumps seven or eight meters, and the flying dragon takes off two or three miles, that is to say, after the dragon has water, it can fly a distance of several miles as soon as it takes off.

However, the above are all water dragons, and their real appearance is very similar to that of a lizard four-legged snake, except for one or two straight horns on the top of its head.

And this time the shaman summoned out is an evil dragon, the ancients said, there is no distinction between high and low, only good and evil, animals are also like this, dragons are also divided into good and evil.

What Liu Xiaoyun saw was an evil dragon, but this evil dragon did not completely enter this space, but half-hidden and half-seemed to tentatively stretch out its claws on the Gobi.

This is the reason why demons and monsters are not allowed to come to the world casually to cause trouble, no matter how people do not believe in these things, there are still more responsible protectors who are taking care of the peace of the world.

Those protectors are actually the protectors of justice in the world, but they only defend those demons and monsters that destroy the world, and if humans talk nonsense to each other, the protectors don't bother to care, because that is the sphere of influence of the old Hades.

Lord Yama will make a heavy note on those lawbreakers in the underworld, and they will have to pay it back if they don't live or die. This is called Skynet's magnificence.

So the evil dragon is also carrying out a tentative attack, to see if those protectors are in charge, if you hear lightning and thunder, it is the protector gods are punishing those ghosts, commonly known as thunderstorms.

But because this is an invitation from a shaman, it is as if those things have received a legitimate admission from the human world, and the eyes of the Dharma Protector are sometimes blinded.

This is also the special meaning of taking advantage of the void, the evil dragon is also tentatively taking a step-by-step tactic and sneaking in.

Seeing the unpredictable danger that was about to occur in front of him, Liu Xiaoyun immediately recited a divine incantation and asked for protection from the upper realm.

I can't see anything in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of those Taoist people, earth-shaking changes are taking place.

The shaman's old man looked at it, why did he cower from the evil dragon he had worked so hard to invite, and when he pinched his fingers, he knew that the stinky old man who was born to restrain each other was also trying to stop this matter.

The heavenly soldiers and generals are also gradually gathering here, which is an extremely unfavorable event for Lao Saman, so Lao Saman controlled the cow and began to jump harder.

"The Lord has been dancing for almost eight hours, and even if he goes to work, it's eight o'clock, so don't you let him rest and catch his breath first?"

"Without further ado, in my opinion, the next step is the sacrifice of the Lord."

Sure enough, in front of the cow that was controlled by the lewd monster, he suddenly grabbed a little lamb that had been prepared a long time ago from the ground, and waited for the blister eyes bigger than the cow to bite the little lamb's neck fiercely.

The little lamb in pain kept wailing, like a little baby in pain, if in normal times, they would have sacrificed a normal baby, but this time, because there was really no time to steal the child, they had to take the place of the little lamb temporarily.

In front of the ox was raised the little lamb that had been bitten alive, and howled loudly into the air that no one could understand.

Soon after, the abnormally low audio came to Liu Xiaoyun's eardrums, "Ahhh......h

Those divine soldiers and generals gathered in the sky, after wandering for a while, they no longer received a cry for help from Liu Xiaoyun, and they all gradually faded away.

At the same time, it also created a smooth road for the evil dragon, and Lao Sa Man knew that the snake hit seven inches, and he could handle all this if he found the stinky old road.

So he summoned those more inconspicuous evil spirits, all of which existed in the human world, such as some powerful ghosts, spirits, etc., and guided the low accent into Liu Xiaoyun's eardrums.

After getting the fat man, it was only one step away from Lao Saman's revenge plan, and Liu Xiaoyun, who was faint in pain, fell on the Gobi.

That zombie was also like a fish in water in the face of this powerful cold current, because the cold aura brought by the evil dragon was originally the best for raising corpses.

In the wind and sand, the leader who came to destroy the tomb saw that the ghost in front of him was blown away by the strong wind, and he couldn't help but wonder, lying down, the ghost will also be blown away by the wind.

When he was wondering, the white zombie also appeared in his realization from the wind and sand, and saw a mechanical guy walking in front of him, and the old farmer was even more angry.

"Damn, you're fucking here again, pretending to be a ghost, see if I don't kill you......" He picked up the big hoe and smashed it at the zombie's head.

As a result, the hoe was instantly collapsed by the huge rebound force, and the old peasant only felt the numbness of the tiger's mouth, and his arms were shaken to the pain, and the zombie still walked towards the old peasant as if nothing had happened.

I've never seen anything so hard in the head, if it were a person, I would have been stoned to death by myself a long time ago, but the thing in front of me really looked unscathed.

Not only that, but the zombie walked towards the man who attacked him and grabbed him by the neck, and the zombie's strength was greater than that of a cow.

After pinching that person, he looked like he was about to be strangled to death, maybe because that person was not an archaeological team member, after all, this zombie was a zombie who killed people in a targeted manner, and the target was the archaeological team member.

Then he disappeared into the wind and sand, and the buddy who was holding his neck and was in shock, looked at the figure that disappeared into the twilight with a frightened face, ", what a lot of strength......"

Before he could finish speaking, a grimace mask was covered by the wind on his face. Suddenly blindfolded by a piece of cloth, which scared the guy again.

"Ahh......h Damn......"

"Big brother, big brother, don't be afraid of a fucking piece of cloth."

was supported by a few of his brothers for a long time, and then slowly stabilized his mood, "Who the fuck is this?" ”

Enraged, he pulled the white cloth with a grimace on it, it turned out that the ghosts he encountered were deliberately faked, and even the powerful zombie was thought to be the work of a strong man.

The boys who were scared away, in the dim sandstorm, didn't know what the situation was, Fang Zheng just turned around a few times, and returned to the original point, only then did he see the overly frightened leader.

After several people discussed it, they agreed that the tomb was not a good place, and it was better to leave quickly. So the brothers supported each other and fled there.

And after Director Wang was taken aback, he was originally a thief with a weak heart and did things that hurt heaven and reason, so he didn't have the courage at all, and he wanted to escape back.

As the saying goes, if you do too many things that hurt heaven and reason, you want to get the retribution of heaven, don't look at his usual scenery, is it not that he does not report the time before the time comes.

Director Wang, who was also trapped on the Gobi by the sandstorm, pouted his butt and covered his head, crawled for a while and waited until the wind gradually subsided, and when he was thinking about it, he saw several black-faced and flirtatious ghosts standing in front of him......

Director Wang pouted his buttocks, saw several legs poked in front of him, I don't know what it was, slowly raised his head and looked, there was a ghost standing in front of him with eight or nine legs, a bloated body, four or five heads, and a black face.

What kind of thing is this, people are not ghosts, Director Wang just thought so, but he didn't expect to be suddenly forced up by those monsters, and he was beaten indiscriminately.

"Damn, you're fucking here."

"Big brother don't give this bastard nonsense, kill it......"

"That's it, killing this turtle grandson will almost scare my father to death......"

The angry brothers rushed up, fists and feet, originally Director Wang was an obese figure, but now it was good, he was repaired by a few migrant workers, and the outbreak seemed to increase all kinds of nutrition.

The fat face was swollen like a pig's head, and the eyes were almost squeezed by the fat face until there was only a slit left. The bloated body turned into a ball.

In the action is not to go again, nor is it usually described as moving, but rolling, there is no way to distinguish what hands and feet, rolling all over the ground, no matter how it moves, it is a word roll.

This is called Director Wang's move ---- get out.

Originally, these brothers took the shroud and blocked in front of everyone to avoid the sandstorm that came from the sky, and they looked very similar to a whole, but they ran into Director Wang.

At first glance, it was a grimace, remembering the experience just now, and I knew without asking that the vast Gobi here would never be misunderstood, so the angry few came up and beat it violently.

Director Wang, who was almost killed, had a plan, when he pretended to be dead on the ground, no matter how heavy his fists and feet were, Lao Tzu was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water and remained motionless.

Those honest peasants thought that they had caused a disaster and killed someone, and when they saw that there was no one around, they took the opportunity to escape.

Liu Xiaoyun carried a gasoline bottle and took the fire with the fire to burn the scourge, but he met the old lady who was blown away by the hurricane.

Looking at the unconscious old lady, the benevolent Liu Xiaoyun couldn't see death without help, so he temporarily put down the work in his hand, pinched the old lady's middle, and rubbed her temples until the old lady eased up again.

Seeing Liu Xiaoyun and her son's imagination, it was late at night, and the old lady thought that the sky had opened her eyes and her son had become better again, "Son...... Mother misses you so much! ”

hugged Liu Xiaoyun's neck tightly, and the fat man wondered, how could he be so ignorant, and the old lady called her son as soon as they met?

This old lady must have some kind of mental illness, but a good person will do it to the end and send the Buddha to the west. Liu Xiaoyun decided to send the old lady home.

"Auntie, where is your home, shall I take you home?"

"Son, since you came to be an official, you haven't been home, and you forgot about your home......

When the fat man heard this, when did I become an official, just when Liu Xiaoyun helped the old lady and was about to go home, a photo was blown on the fat man's face by the wind.

, what a secret weapon, the fat man felt bad in his heart, and subconsciously covered the photo with one hand, took it down and took a look, in the faint moonlight, it turned out to be a photo of an archaeological team member.

It's really weird, how can there be photos here, are there other people who were killed?

"Isn't this the archaeology team?"

Suddenly hearing the old lady say this, Liu Xiaoyun immediately looked at the old lady in surprise, because at this moment, the fat man had already smelled a corpse from the top of the photo, that is, the smell of zombies.

It seems that the evil beast has been resurrected, and he is still a step too late......

"Auntie, do you know this person?"

"Ah, he is a college student who came to archaeology, his name is Niu Wenjian, he lives in our village, and he often comes to my house to cook on the fire."

When Liu Xiaoyun heard it, it was really a coincidence that he couldn't write a book, it seems that God willed, he must save this young man's life, "That's good, aunt, you wait for me to find him immediately......"

The old lady didn't know what was in it, but looking at the son in front of her with a very nervous look, she felt sorry for the parents of the world, after all, at this time, the son still had a change of heart.

"Then let's go back quickly, shall we?"

When Liu Xiaoyun heard this, this sentence was okay, and the old lady and herself were also considered mothers, so she helped the old lady to walk home with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Lao Saman, who was sweating profusely as he controlled the cow jumping in front of him, knew that the zombie plan had been activated, and the zombie began to start the established program.

The satisfied old sprinkler immediately stopped the dance to attract the demons, and the cow was immediately paralyzed to the ground with exhaustion.

"Quick, bring the Lord back and put him in the tent."

After drinking a little mare's milk wine, the cow regained a little strength in front of him and looked at the sky, "Are they coming?" ”

"Who's coming?"

The cow didn't seem to be interested in the people around him, but just kept looking at the distant sky, muttering to himself, so that the rest of the words were not heard clearly.

The sky gradually dawned, and the white fish belly rolled with a thick black mist, which hit the earth from time to time......

The old lady was physically exhausted, and gradually couldn't walk, the kind-hearted Liu Xiaoyun had to carry the old lady on her back, and moved forward little by little with heavy steps, "The old mother is not good, there are unclean things coming, we must go home quickly." ”

Because Liu Xiaoyun knew that it was too late to stop this matter at this time, if he wanted to rely on his own ability, it was estimated that it would be an impossible thing to accomplish.

Therefore, we must quickly find a place to stay, so that the altar can cast a spell to have a chance to stop the evil spirit that is invading the world in the bud.

As soon as he thought of this, the fat man quickened his pace, and forgot how tired he was carrying that excess fat.

Looking at her sweaty son who was tired on her back, the old lady's heart felt a lot of emotion, after all, this is her own flesh and blood, and there are only ruthless children in the world......