300 Zhuge Liang is a waste material
"Mom, I know that these nine points are the sea, with east above and west below. These eight points are a large mountain, and at the foot of the mountain on the east side of the mountain there is a cliff of ten thousand zhang, and there is a hanging hole in the cliff wall. The entrance of the cave is guarded by seven dragons, eight tigers and seventy-two monsters, and you can only enter the cave without killing them all. There are also mysterious mechanisms in the cave......" Helen said and smiled as she looked at her mother.
"Clever!" Lida felt incomprehensible, and she thought of going to stay simple, but now Helen did it, simple and easy to remember, what a smart daughter. It's a pity that Helen has wronged people, and her private parts hurt a lot.
As for the future, Helen will grow old, and the flesh of that place will be black, as black as the ashes of the stove, and the place will be a mess, even a rabble. That's a lot of worry, presumably by this time, the whole family hasn't gotten through the difficulties? At this time, Leda is simply surviving in joy, anger and sorrow.
"I'll teach you to embroider this picture, anyway, you can embroider as much as you can, and it's all a landscape painting." Leda considers that the cunning rabbit has three more litters? What's more, I'm still a human being, and I'm idle now anyway. This is Lida's plan to make after careful consideration, the sky has unpredictable circumstances, and people have good and bad luck.
When Leda thought of this, she kept thinking to herself: Bah, this is cursing Helen, my daughter Helen will be blessed with a great life for the benefit of the world.
This is still phew, our mother Lida still has to prepare for the worst, it is necessary to back up a copy, you don't believe in this evil, in the end the original was snatched away by the gangsters, and Helen is old, so old that people can't see anything clearly in this place, and when the time comes, they won't even lose their teeth when they speak, and then regret that it is useful today? Definitely.
In fact, what Lida thought in her heart was not that Helen was so old that the place had become a black board, or that the skin of that place was so old that it was crumpled into a piece. Was it a piece of charred potato chips that fell to the ground and rehydrated, black and curled and bouncy? These ideas are all unrealistic ideas, just an idea that avoids the curse of Helen, and it can also be said to be a superficial idea.
And Leda's real deep thought was: in case Helen died. Can you use a knife to cut off this treasure map from Helen's private parts? Although the idea was cursing Helen, the possibility was certain. What does it mean to be smart? It's smart to think about things in multiple directions, but what else can you say?
There is also a possibility that even more terrifying, Helen has a treasure map tattooed on her private parts. Once this rumor leaks out, although only his mother and daughter are known now, can he be 100% able to seal his mouth? And Helen herself, which is even more difficult. If it is robbed by hooligans, it happens that he is looking at this place with cold eyes. Ask why......
Anyone who deals with big things, the more he thinks about it, the more frightened he is every step. The more I think about it, the more difficult it is to move an inch in a pool full of mines.
Well, it's better to go in your own predetermined direction, calm down and embroider the picture, even if it is to teach Helen a unique skill.
With this determination in mind, Leda set out to train Helen to be a woman who could sing and dance, but also to surpass her own level in embroidery.
Talk about two ends. Orlens adopted the tactics of Zhanzhao's use of troops, and drove his troops to the territory of five miles to the city wall of Old Sparta, just so that the citizens of Old Sparta could see it on the city wall, but it was far away from the range of the archers on the city wall. Thirty miles behind him, there are buried pots to make rice. In order to play a role in creating momentum.
Of course, Sun Tzu's Art of War must also be used flexibly, for example, this time, it is neither an increase in troops or a reduction in troops. You don't have a few soldiers in the first place, and even if you add more soldiers, you have to add troops, so Zhan Zhao saw that Aulens sent a general with oil on his mouth to go out to recruit soldiers. That is to say, to lobby, for example, if you hear that a country or tribal family has a little friction with Old Sparta, or that it is a hostile country, it is better to draw them over and overthrow Old Sparta together. Of course. And it worked very well, promising them money and beautiful women. Or first of all, the terms of the distribution of the spoils of war are signed, in which it is also possible to be deceitful, which is the means of politicians. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the cunning of the mind, it's like a tiger eating a sheep, God has no right to interfere with it, it's a matter of good and evil.
What a grand scene this is, lined up horizontally for ten miles, like a stack of two-inch thick paper, with a hundred-yuan bill underneath. Cover it with a hundred-dollar bill, and on a hazy moonlit night, go up on the grass to exchange for the fairy fruit of the girl's house, this is the tactic of the hooligan? Using Sun Tzu's Art of War to play with girls is certainly a good way to do it. Girls naturally have to become military strategists when they grow up to a certain age, and they must know how to judge the bluff of bad men, and the middle of the two big bills is full of waste paper?
Zhanzhao told Orens to use the worst rank of soldiers to cut down some branches and drag them on the grass, so that the ground became more and more dusty, and the enemy saw as if there were more and more troops. A high platform was erected in the middle of the meadow, which was when Zhanzhao went out, and our mother Leda gave Zhanzhao a bag and told him to open it if he met Orlens and asked him for tactics.
What the hell is in the bag? To believe that our mother Lida is Sai Zhuge Liang, who would dare to cut it if it was not Wei Yan who dared to cut it...... In this regard, Lida is much smarter than Zhuge Liang, and the last general was beheaded by him for no reason, almost giving the Three Kingdoms to Cao Cao, so that his feet could not stand and tilted towards Cao. It can be seen from this that Zhuge Liang is a waste material.
Our mother Lida put a bag of cosmetics in her bag, and also attached a note, not many words, but the heart is peculiar, the full text is: The man's beauty is so beautiful that a woman can kill her husband and turn against her.
This is English, of course, and serious English. What is the highest level of English right now? If it's level six, at least a person at level twelve will be able to recognize the meaning. Some readers will ask: Why doesn't Lida use Chinese directly?
Yes, why doesn't our mom Lida just use Chinese? The answer is that it can't be used, but that there is no need to use Chinese, since you are so stupid that you don't even understand the meaning, what's the use of saying it bluntly? As a general, you gave you a strong army before you set out for the battle, which is equivalent to the current head of the independent regiment.
And just like going abroad to work now, you don't know a word of foreign language, and you really heard that foreign countries use all gold coins, and you can pick them up on the street without working? At the very least, you want a pug to be able to speak a few words to a dog, even if you're not as good as a wolfdog? (We countrymen call this non-foreign-speaking person a pug. )
So did Lida also give Li Yuanfang a tip? This is really not, of course Lida has considered it, equal reuse and equal decentralization, this is all Jiang Gan who made a mistake. Lida made a comprehensive consideration of the two oriental generals, and finally felt that Zhanzhao was more reliable, and beautiful and slightly above Li Yuanfang. This Leda once assumed that she was thinking about these two men at the same time, closed her eyes and imagined that these two men were not covered with anything, and who would appear clearer in the phantom, but the result was always so clear that Zhan Zhao always looked so clear, and there was a feeling of walking over and hugging herself...... But he also thought of killing Tyndareos and living with Zhanzhao.
It was from this conclusion that made Zhanzhao dress himself up as a more beautiful man and tempt a woman at the level of an old Spartan princess to kill her husband and turn against him. Beauty seduction tactics: I'm afraid this is an indiscriminate method, right? Lida has another trick to lure a beautiful man, and if it doesn't succeed, isn't it just a pack of cosmetics?
There was nothing to say that day, and the next morning Zhanzhao came to the high platform alone, with a bright sword and a fist, so a typical beautiful manhood. At this time, Princess Xiangxiang in the city also came to the city wall for morning exercises, this cicada B did not come to the city wall for morning exercises every day, but also heard that there was a mighty army to attack the city, saying that it was set up within five miles, so I took the morning exercise to the city wall to see.
Of course, this is also concerned about national affairs, although she is a woman, after all, she is a princess-level citizen, life and death are at stake, and honor and disgrace are shared. If she is defeated, she is afraid that the princess will be the junior of other people, and she is used to a high-class life, once she becomes an inferior person and listens to the call of others to live, she will definitely be so angry that she will seek death.
"Yikes!" Princess Xiangxiang saw that there was a high platform in the grass camp, and there seemed to be a samurai practicing on the high platform, and after a closer look, she found why this man's face was so good-looking, and she couldn't help but run out of her heart.
(Pull Nandan, can you see a man's beauty from such a distance?) Definitely. But that's what books are written, what the hell are you writing without exaggeration? Can the world be called true by you? The characters in your book can be stiff, but your writing style can't be stiff, you have to use your brains to pull things around, and it has nothing to do with hitstun. For example, when writing a romance novel, if you don't talk about Silas, you can write it in just one line: the two of them are in love and fuck B. )
After Princess Xiangxiang discovered this mystery, she calmed down and took a closer look, and she was indeed outstanding. Thinking about it carefully, Princess Xiangxiang is making up her mind, she takes two steps and does three steps, or three steps and two steps, in short, it means fast. She thought of asking a girl of her own to pretend to be an old mother who was collecting firewood, and went closer to see if this thing was really a beautiful man?
Whether it is a god, a ghost, or a human, as long as you have power or money, it is good for both the father and the mother. Princess Xiangxiang almost trotted all the way back to the princess's mansion. Panting, before he could calm down the tiredness, he shouted indiscriminately: "Nurse, nurse!" Where did you die? I always like to go crazy outside. ”
Don't look at Princess Xiangxiang who is usually very good to the nurse, it's okay, but when it comes to a critical moment, she still treats her as a servant, because facts are facts, and this can't be a ghost. (In the next chapter, Princess Xiangxiang is so angry that she drinks dichlorvos.) Fuck you dog yesterday's author, was there dichlorvos in ancient times? (To be continued.) )