"Lord Tianwang, it's been a long time!" Bao Zheng knelt in front of the Heavenly King Zeus, and had been waiting for the Heavenly King's soul to return, so as to regard himself as the Heavenly King's protective guard.

"Lord Heavenly King, wait for the return of the Heavenly King's soul!" Julius Caesar also pretended to be a ghost, pretending to be a little afraid of the king of heaven, and followed Bao Zheng to kneel down to welcome the body of the king Zeus to wake up.

"Oh, ahhhh Zeus, the king of heaven, waved his hands, meaning to ask the two of them to get aside first, to get farther away, to let him stay alone for a while for the time being, and let him be alone in the temple first.

Of course, Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't know what he was doing now. The pants and pants are so wet that there is no brain, the whole body bones are falling apart, and the whole body has no energy, just like a snake that has just woken up from hibernation, at least you have to find a little water to drink first, so that the blood in the whole body can flow first.

Whether it is a human or a god, there are times when you feel very ashamed, such as going out and being bullied, and only you know it, (it is better to be known by many people on the spot, anyway, it was exposed, and it was over with one-time restraint.) But it will definitely be known and spread by others, so go home with your head down, shut yourself up and quit being ashamed, and then you are really most afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

This kind of thing is not only encountered by girls by chance, but also by boys sometimes, (being beaten and robbed, etc., do you still think that you are not enough cicadas, and you go around shouting that you have suffered a loss, afraid that others have not learned to pout from childhood to adulthood,? What, you're going to tell a friend to go and get a book? Do you think you're uncomfortable before the sky falls? Do you think there really is a trigger in the world? Definitely. The best example is that Yue Yun killed the golden cicada with a hammer, and the silver cicada cried and cried to avenge his brother. Collecting troops is the best policy. Anyway, life is always full of uncertainties. When we encounter ghosts, the only way is to close the door, at least three days of abstinence, starvation is fate, not dying is all about losing weight.

Bao Zheng and Caesar both ran out of the Chang'e Temple with their noses on their noses, hiding under the bushes and stealing fun. This kind of joy is also pitiful music, and both ghosts are almost choked to death. Because if it falls on the lower-level officials, then laughing is really enjoyable.

"Begging, begging, begging!" An old woman came to the gate of Chang'e Temple to beg again.

At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, sat on the wall. Hearing the sound of begging in front of the door, he looked sideways slightly, his face was flushed with shame, and he quickly hooked his head like a fairy beating a chicken, and his whole body was weak. Limbs are weak, and the head is hooked to the ground.

It could have been completely unrecognizable, because the time was so tight, the mother forgot to remove her makeup, and the original form of herself as a dewy couple still appeared.

It seems that everything in the world can't be rushed, and if you are in a hurry, you will show your horse. Niangniang was in a hurry to send the king Zeus back to Chang'e Temple as soon as possible, forgetting that her old face was still made up like a fairy, because people were half old, so they made people not like people and ghosts. If you pick up the goods across provinces with millions of cash, you will lose the package in a hurry. Remove your dog yesterday.

"Begging, begging, begging!" Niangniang was still shouting for some reason, she wanted to get a real feedback on the situation, which meant that she wanted to see Bao Zheng or Julius Caesar, and hand over the king to them with her own hands, so that she could go home with peace of mind. Indeed, the loss of the soul of the Heavenly King Zeus this time is like a serious illness, and in some ways the mother has something to tell Bao Zheng or Julius Caesar.

However, the king of heaven Zeus was so annoyed at this time that his heart was exposed. I scolded silently in my heart: You plague old mother don't die quickly, knowing that you have seen people already sitting under the wall and thinking about it, you still don't worry, do you want to take care of it?

Niangniang is really like an amorous mother. In today's words, it's just some kind of hot mom, is it because this kind of woman is so spicy? Really, a woman like a cotton sheep, can you let her discipline a good child? Definitely. Children, laziness is nature, naughty mischief is nature. You don't be spicy, you still want him to become a talent, and if you can eat in the public, it will be a high incense. Even if intelligence is innate, you have to instill emotional intelligence in him, which is more important than intelligence.

"Begging, begging, begging!" Niangniang pulled her neck longer this time, thinking to herself, where did these two little errand dogs die?

"Granny, granny! There are no people who eat here, we are all immortals, and we don't eat the fireworks of the world. Where did the food come from? Bao Zheng hid under the small tree and was laughed to death, and when he heard someone begging at the door, he quickly climbed out from under the small tree.

"Don't recognize? I'm a fortune teller, isn't this soulless ghost a talisman I drew for him? Go see if you wake up. The beggar said.

Hearing her say this, Bao Zheng almost died of laughter, because the old woman's face was painted like a flower butterfly. This made Bao Zheng think that what he saw in the demon mirror was this goods, because at the same time, he also knew that this was Niangniang, who would dare not laugh half to death? It's the same as watching the whole process in a videotape now.

"Grandma, do you want to go in and have a look?" Bao Zheng asked.

"Of course, I'll have to take away the talisman I draw. Come on, give me a hand! The mother was still pretending to make everyone laugh half to death.

Because this Chang'e Temple has been around for some years, soil erosion has made the difference between the inside and the outside so far that the elderly can't go up.

Zeus, the king of heaven, was trembling himself, and when he heard that Niangniang was going to enter the temple to take away the talisman from his body, he trembled even more as if he was sifting chaff. At this time, all he thought about was that if there was an earthquake soon, he would fall into the crack in the ground so that he could hide this blushing face.

You see, you see, in this world, whether it is man or God, as long as he is not comfortable in his life, he hopes that the whole sky will be turned upside down. This ghost thing also makes sense, why can't people leave anything after they die? It's about ears or eyes.

For example, someone who likes to listen to songs dies and wants to leave an ear. People who like to look at beautiful women die and want to leave an eye. Naturally, people who like to play with flowers die and want to leave a snake......

Getting back to the point, Bao Zheng pulled the old grandmother up to the temple, and she was pretending to be a ghost again, and turned around the king Zeus three times. This time it was not good, because the king of heaven sat facing the wall, which made the mother almost squeeze herself through the wall. The king of heaven had to open his eyes wider and look at his feet, as a message to tell Niangniang that his eyes were moving, that he was back, that he was not dead, and that he was not playing outside, and that when you died sooner, I would get up and leave this ghost place, and I still think Chang'e's firewood is not enough for back pain?

"It's been dry for a long time, the trees on the mountains are dying, the fish in the rivers are dry and there is no water to drink, and people are suffering. Who's in charge? Who cares about thunder and rain? If you have ears, you will hear, and if you have eyes, you will see, and every man will go to his own class. The heavens will turn, the earth will turn, and whoever violates the law will be responsible. Going to work is like walking a tightrope, and if you collapse, you will die. Your life after work is your own, and when you go to work, you will leave your life to God. The sky turns, the earth turns, and there are no rules. Niangniang was listening to everything she said, and she was also deliberately exaggerating, saying that the trees on the mountain were about to die.

The death of the trunk is a bit exaggerated, but it is true that the people's lives have been greatly affected, seven seven and forty-nine days, my mother-in-law, Zeus, the king of heaven, has been playing with flowers, and there has not been a drop of rain.

After the mother took the talisman, she came to the gate of Chang'e's temple, looked up at the sky, and saw that there were no clouds, so she was too lazy to pretend to be a ghost, anyway, she put the words down, they were not three-year-old children, and they looked at it and flew away directly to the sky.

Before Niangniang flew out of the Taiqi layer, the king Zeus quickly came to the door of Chang'e Temple from sitting on the wall, looked up, and saw Niangniang's figure like an airplane line, dragging a long tail, and this anger in my heart did not hit anywhere! I saw Zeus, the king of heaven, stretching out his hands to the sky, snapping and popping...... After a few loud noises, I saw dark clouds rolling in the sky and heavy rain pouring down.

The heavenly lady has not yet entered the door, just like the person who went home still has two hundred meters to get home, and the mother is drenched into a soup chicken. Because the water flowed into her eyes, Niangniang touched it with her hand and saw that her hand was red, and then Niangniang remembered that she was a bride again today, and only put her wedding dress on the African continent.

Niangniang was beaten all wet, the feeling in her heart, crying is not, laughing is not. knew that it was Zeus, the king of heaven, who was harming him, and he also knew that he should not follow him because he returned to Chang'e Temple, as if he thought that his mother's special affairs embarrassed him, just like a child hated his mother for nagging too much.

But this is also a little too much, the mother thought to herself, why bother, you dead boy, isn't the old lady for your good? If you think that Mommy got your oil today, the ghost wants you to drink deer blood? …… Thinking of this, the mother laughed, flew into the door quickly, and regarded her figure as a long rainbow, bending from east to west in the sky, so beautiful.

"Lord Tianwang, it's raining too hard for us to go back, so let's go back to Chang'e Temple and hide for a while, right?" Bao Zheng said.

At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, was waving his hands to the sky in front of the gate of Chang'e's Chang'e Temple, performing his duty of thunder and rain, almost half dead from exhaustion. Zeus, the king of heaven, also relied on his ability to eat, every thunder, every rain, had to consume some of Zeus's internal energy.

"Dog yesterday, there has been no thunder and rain for a long time, and this time I tired my master to death, oh, ahhh After the thunder and rain, the king Zeus also jumped into the Chang'e Temple in one step.

"Sit down for a moment." Bao Zheng pointed to a large stone at the base of the wall and said.

"A firewood B ......" Zeus, the king of heaven, said as if he had entered the temple for the first time, looking at the portrait of Chang'e.

"Is this woman so thin?" Julius Caesar said with a crooked mouth, half smiling and half smiling.

"Then you still have to talk, it will make your back hurt! ...... "The king Zeus has come back to his senses now, he was still thinking about it just now, and now he has become speechless, and he is sacrificing himself, daring to take out his filth and enjoy happiness with his subordinates, from this point it can be completely seen that Zeus, the king of heaven, is a king." Never grows! (To be continued.) )