Facing Xiaomei, who was embarrassed and angry, what could Chen Chufan say?

Without saying a word, he took the notebook handed by Xiaomei, and began to sign his name skillfully in the notebook. Of course, by the way, I also used my ears to enjoy the stand-up comedy performance of Brother Xiao opposite, which was not inferior to Yang Tao.

"That Xiaomei, sometimes seeing is not the truth, let alone hearing?"

"Actually, I just want to comfort our brother Chen and let him feel relieved! What I say in my heart is really the opposite! ”

"Okay, I'll admit that I just couldn't help but want to brag in front of Brother Chen, it's all right? We've been together for so long, and you don't know that I'm absolutely loyal to you! When did you get angry, didn't I review and repent again, this man, occasionally I want to save face, don't you? Understandable, right? ”

"Meimei, can you really bear to ignore me? Do you really want to say a word to me? Well, I review, I was wrong, I won't dare next time. In the future, I will definitely change my mind and become a new person. Deeply study Marxism-Leninism and MZD thought, establish a correct outlook on life and the world, adhere to Meimei's unwavering leadership, take being good to you as the center, respect you and love you as the two basic points, and absolutely obey your instructions......"

The book that Xiaomei handed to Chen Chufan was not thick, about thirty pages, and the entire signing process took Chen Chufan about six minutes, and Brother Xiao chattered in Xiaomei's ear for six minutes, and the topic was not repeated. There is even a posture of getting more and more vigorous, and Xiaomei did not say a word during the whole process.

Finally, Chen Chufan signed the last page, raised his head and handed back the book in his hand to Xiaomei, who was still frosty. Xiaomei, who had been silent, finally spoke: "Uncle Xiao, can you change some new words?" In this way, I have taken everything you said to heart, go back and write a thousand-word review, and there can be no sentence that repeats what you just said. Don't blame me for not reminding you, if there is a repetition, the two of us will be finished! Tomorrow morning I have a music theory class on the second floor of the text at 206. The first break was delivered to me on time. If I'm satisfied, forget about it today, if I'm not satisfied, you can do it yourself! ”

After speaking, Xiaomei turned around and left with Chen Chufan's signed notebook, leaving the two big men looking at each other again.

Chen Chufan was in a cold sweat after listening to Xiaomei's speech. I sighed secretly in my heart, who did these little girls learn from now? Why do you like to let boys write reviews? Yang Tao's girlfriend Li Can is like this, and this Xiaomei seems to be the same!

After sighing, I was glad, fortunately, whether it was Han Xiaoxi, Ye Siying, or Su Xiuqing who was far away in New York, it seemed that they didn't have this hobby, otherwise Chen Chufan would have died of embarrassment, and he was really not good at reviewing Chen Chufan!

After the rapid rejoicing in his mind, Chen Chufan took the lead in breaking the silence. Although he was delayed for more than ten minutes with Brother Xiao and Xiaomei, he still planned to go to Yang Tao and Meng Wei to get together, plus he was really not in a good mood at this time, and he really wanted to have two drinks with his former brothers, so naturally it was not good to spend it here with Brother Xiao all the time.

"It just so happens that I'm going to go out and have some drinks with the two brothers in the bedroom, or Brother Xiao, let's go together!" Chen Chufan opened his mouth to invite.

Brother Xiao showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and excused himself: "Hey, let's wait for next time, anyway, Han Xiaoxi and Ye Siying are here." You're going to have to come back! Besides, do you think I still have time to drink tonight? A thousand words? I can't repeat what I just said, how can I write this? I knew I wouldn't have said so much just now! The stomach inventory has been emptied! ”

Chen Chufan glanced at Brother Xiao with infinite sympathy, thought for a while, and said comfortingly: "Actually, you are not the worst. I think that my brother was asked by his girlfriend to write a 3,000-word review, and the time limit was only given one day, which is true. What's even sadder is that my brother's girlfriend is in Beijing, so I read it to her on the phone the next day. Three thousand words! ”

"I knew that Xiaomei was definitely not the most ruthless woman in the world, and I was really lucky!" Brother Xiao sighed with infinite happiness, and continued: "I met your brother." Help me bring a message to your brother to show my sympathy for him, all right, so be it, I'll go back first. I can't repeat it, hey, it's very brain-draining! Anyway, I have to borrow political textbooks again! ”

Brother Xiao said, waved his hand at Chen Chufan, and left in a hurry. It's just that his words before parting once again made Chen Chufanlei's exterior crispy and inside.

He just casually comforted him, okay? This product can actually reap happiness from the comparison with Yang Tao, and it is so obvious, why is this too easy to satisfy? He even wanted to let him take him to express sympathy for Yang Tao? Is there any clarity about who is more miserable in this product? In other words, although Yang Tao's review has to write 3,000 words, there are no additional restrictions!

In addition, the most serious political textbooks have become the pickling tools of this goods? Where's all this? Can there be a lower limit? If this is known to those scholars who compile university political textbooks, how can it be embarrassing!

Although he kept complaining in his heart, his mood was inexplicably cheerful, and the depression he gained from Ye Siying also dissipated a lot in an instant. Chen Chufan shook his head, took a step, took out his mobile phone by the way, and called the bedroom. At this time, Yang Tao should stay in the dormitory honestly, waiting for the leader of his family to give Lei Dang's daily lecture.

Sure enough, as soon as the phone called, it was quickly connected, and soon Yang Tao's unique voice came out of the microphone.

"Who?"

"It's me! I'll be downstairs in the dormitory right away, is the boss there? If you're there, hurry down and we'll go out for a drink or two. Chen Chufan expressed his meaning concisely and completely, and he didn't plan to talk to Yang Tao on the phone.

"Damn, you're back, third child? This is not scientific! It stands to reason that you should be enjoying life in country M now! How can you run back to school like a resentful man and ask us for a drink? Could it be that the wind in country M went too far, and as a result, there was a fire in the backyard, right? Haha, anyway, now the leader is educating me every night that I can't learn from you! I really didn't expect that one day, you could become a negative teaching material in the mouth of my leader! Yang Tao chattered on the phone with great joy.

Chen Chufan finally realized that no matter how concise he was, it was all fake. There is nothing on the earth that can stop Yang Tao's nagging trend. In short, Yang Tao is completely hopeless. After so much rambling, I didn't even take out a word to answer my question, how much water should this thing have stored in his head?

"Don't talk nonsense? Is the boss there? Chen Chufan continued to ask sullenly, he didn't dare to answer Yang Tao's words at all, and the school and dormitory were about to lock the door in ten minutes, so he dared to say a few more words. I'm afraid the two won't be able to make an appointment today.

"Yes, yes, all in, you wait, we'll go down right away. I said you are in a hurry, I just answered the call from our leader, if you are earlier, please be sure to ......"

Chen Chufan was too lazy to listen to Yang Tao's ramblings, and hung up the phone directly. He even suspected that if he didn't hang up, the thing would be so verbose that he lost track of time. Maybe when he's done nagging. The dormitory has also been locked......

Waiting for a man is indeed much faster than waiting for a woman. But in a minute, Yang Tao and Meng Wei appeared downstairs in the bedroom. Ten minutes later, the three of them took a taxi to a hotel box about three kilometers away from the school.

Ignoring Yang Tao's incessant nagging, Chen Chufan and Meng Wei drank silently, until the wine passed three rounds, and Chen Chufan suddenly said without a head: "Is there any way to marry three at a time?" ”

Poor Yang Tao probably felt thirsty after nagging for a long time, took a sip of wine, and was choked by Chen Chufan's question at once. He tilted his head and coughed for a long time, and finally calmed down, so he looked at Chen Chufan who was sitting beside him with great resentment, and said in a sullen voice: "Damn." The third child, the words are not shocking and endless! Marry three? Did you take that body? ”

"Nonsense! He can't do this, do you still want to help? Let's be serious! I didn't see the third child annoyed today! Meng Wei raised his head, glared at Yang Tao, and said.

"I want to help! Han Xiaoxi. Ye Siying, and that Su Xiuqing, are all the best in the world! Depend on. The third child, you really plan to miss no one! I said, when did you get enlightened? Yang Tao sighed in admiration, and then squeezed his eyebrows and asked infinitely obscenely: "It seems that what the news said is right, the third child, you really harmed the two girls together that night in country M, what about Ye Siying?" Where have we got? Is there any scourge? ”

"Get out! I'm looking for your ideas! Can you stop talking about useless things! Chen Chufan said with annoyed disdain.

"Okay, okay, then let's get serious. Actually, it's not difficult for you, so wouldn't it be the end of letting those three little beauties immigrate with you to a country that allows polygamy? There is Thailand closer to country Z, the law says that you can marry four, and what is farther away is Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Oman, Morocco, which are all polygamous countries, can meet your wishes, how simple it is! As for putting on a look of dissatisfaction? Ye Feng pursed his lips and gave an idea.

"Immigration?" Chen Chufan really began to ponder.

"If you want to marry three at a time, there's only one way! It is not realistic for country Z to amend the marriage law to polygamy in the near future. You can't just ask the NPC to add another article to the marriage law just for you, right? Yang Tao pursed his lips and emphasized.

"But if you want to emigrate, I always feel weird. Besides, Xiaoxi, Sisi and Xiuqing, can they be willing? Chen Chufan hesitated and said.

"What's that, change your nationality, what a big deal. Besides, changing nationality doesn't mean you want to settle in that country? If you want to live in the country, you can't live in the country. Hey, and when we meet, you'll be a foreign friend, how cool! Yang Tao continued to bewitch.

"your foreign friends! Is there any other way? Yang Tao came up with some reliable ideas, and successfully aroused Chen Chufan's interest, and continued to ask.

"Yes!" Yang Tao said mysteriously.

"What's the matter, say it, don't talk nonsense!" Before Chen Chufan could answer, Meng Wei on the side spoke first to help Chen Chufan ask. In exchange for Yang Tao's strange gaze.

"Boss, why are you so excited? I said, you shouldn't be tempted too, right? It seems that as long as a man has a heart that wants three wives and four concubines, wow! Even the boss of the stuffy sa are you no exception? Too feudal, right? In other words, your political science teachers have been part-time physical education teachers, right? Yang Tao began to run the train with his mouth full again.

Meng Wei's black face instantly darkened, and the urn responded angrily: "The one who is close to the ink is black!" ”

"What? What is near-ink black? Who the hell is ink? Who's ink? The third child, you will judge the judges! Yang Tao laughed and teased the boss with a black face.

"Okay, it's more nonsense than chirping, hurry up and say what you can do! I'm depressed here! Chen Chufan waved his hand, didn't bother to pay attention to Yang Tao's tricks, and protested.

"It's simple, you don't have to do anything, drag all three women. Marry one, raise two. As long as you set all three women, you're not a bastard, and you're afraid of a ball! Isn't it just how romantic you want to be? After Yang Tao finished speaking, he heroically picked up the beer glass in front of him, took a sip, and then said disdainfully: "Ha, if you want me to say that you are asking nonsense." Is it a man who doesn't want to have two more wives? Even the biggest one in country Z is monogamous, what new tricks do you want to play if you don't want to change your nationality? Brother, you're really thinking too much! ”

Chen Chufan was speechless. I have long known that Yang Tao can't say good things out of his mouth. I thought he had a good idea at the beginning, thinking that this guy was transgender today. It's finally serious, but who would have thought that it was still that urine! Sure enough, the country is easy to change, and its nature is difficult to change! Ga Crisp didn't pay attention to Yang Tao, and continued to drink with the silent boss Meng Wei.

"I said, third child, what's wrong with you? Why don't we talk about how you got there that night? Chen Chufan didn't bother to pay attention to Yang Tao, but Yang Tao was even more energetic, and asked very mysteriously.

"What did you do about it?" Before Chen Chufan could react, he looked at Yang Tao strangely.

"Of course it's one dragon and two phoenixes, how did you coax Han Xiaoxi and Su Xiuqing together? You don't know since you started this news. Your presence in my mind instantly became much greater. What does it mean to be hidden? That's it, just casually coax two little girls from good families to the ch, your skills are too strong, right? Or maybe you used to be too special? Anyway, you deceived me and the boss so badly, how simple should we be to believe that you were a pure boy before! Yang Tao, who received Chen Chufan's response, said brightly.

"Can you say anything else? I also want to say how much failure this Li Can must have failed to educate you so obscenely? Isn't the 3,000-word review not enough? I'll tell you. The last time I went to the capital, your house Cancan left me all the phone numbers, don't give me any of your phone numbers! Chen Chufan unceremoniously splashed Yang Tao's cold water.

"Yes, you're the biggest, I can't ask if I don't ask!" Yang Tao said aggrievedly.

Don't say it. When Chen Chufan sacrificed Li Can, a big man, so he shallow the sun and searched for samarium, Wei Xuan, and cut his complicated emotional problems for the time being. The three of them casually chatted about their lives after separation. I drank almost enough wine after a meal.

It was already early in the morning, and the school naturally couldn't go back, so Chen Chufan directly opened a room for the two of them in the hotel. It's just that when the room was opened, the two refused to open only one room, which made Chen Chufan very puzzled.

After all kinds of probing methods, he learned from Yang Tao about the condom incident after he opened the same room with the boss last time, and he couldn't help but feel weak for a while, thinking that it was he who secretly took it away from the room of the two in order to save trouble, naturally a little embarrassed, after the embarrassment, Chen Chufan was naturally very embarrassed, for fear of being seen by the two, so he didn't say anything more to the two, and after settling the two of them, he left directly.

The hotel he booked was not here, but a four-star hotel near Han Xiaoxi's house. It's just that when Chen Chufan walked out of the hotel gate, he didn't have the heart to go back to the hotel.

Although Yang Tao and Meng Wei are his best brothers in school. But in view of Yang Tao's mouth lacking a doorknob, Chen Chufan didn't want to talk too much with Yang Tao. Chen Chufan has no exhibitionism, and he doesn't like to shout about his private feelings everywhere. Although he is already an out-and-out public figure, or because of this, he cherishes his ** more.

After all, Chen Chufan prides himself on being a powerful singer, and he never thought that his fame needed to use his own scandals or hype to attract the public's attention. On the contrary, he prefers to touch the world with music.

This may be the reason why he quit after only half a year in the pop music scene. Although it is quite public to change careers to make classical music, it is definitely much better than being a pop singer when you think about it. After all, the audience of classical music is not as wide as that of pop music, and more importantly, it is said that most of the people who appreciate pure classical music are self-proclaimed upper-class figures, and it is said that even if such people are very gossipy in their hearts, they will generally show an indifferent appearance.

Although Chen Chufan is now considered to be worth a little, he may be regarded as the number one rich family in the top row in country Z. But Chen Chufan has not yet regarded himself as a noble upper-class person. After all, everything about him is too weird, and it feels like hitting the jackpot.

So the teenager at this time still felt a little hesitant. Whether it was the hesitation about how the three women should be arranged in the future, or the hesitation about how Ye Siying would choose, Chen Chufan was not sleepy at this time, and he didn't want to go to the hotel to face the two unscrupulous bodyguards who he was angry with now.

But the night is deep, and the city on a winter night is really not a good place to wander around, where to go? The boy is confused! (To be continued.) )