37. Pretending to be land to collect incense

86_86322 The soldier is saluting the little fat paper, and it can be seen from his piety that the identity of the little fat paper is really not ordinary, and the father behind him is more or less a thousand-year-old demon.

"Qin rises the world, sweeps*, fights without fighting, fights without fighting, woohoo ......" The desolate horn sounded here. The sergeants held their shields and swiped their armour, and with a single brush, they took a neat step forward.

Hanged ghosts, unjust ghosts, headless ghosts...... Originally, the ghosts were competing with each other for the statue of the in-laws of the Land Temple, but when this column of sergeants stepped forward, there was a commotion in front of the Land Temple.

This is the difference between ghosts and ghosts, he was a general in life, and he was also a ghost after death, and unlike the evil breath of ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts, the cultivation of military souls is forged in the fight of blood and bones.

"Leverage, bar, bar, bar......, bar

The sergeants of "Nuo" replied with great momentum and drew their knives neatly.

What a god-like exchange......

I wiped the sweat that was overflowing and asked, "Brother Sheng, I've always wondered, what is the origin of Xiao Fat Paper, is he an ancient prince?" His father is the emperor? My subordinates are so awesome."

"No, his father was just a general when he was alive." Chen Haisheng held the dog's tail grass in his mouth and said lazily

Just a general? My heart was relieved, but fortunately I was only a general...... This shows that in the future, when I have cultivated to a certain level, I can still beat the little fat paper without worry. As long as you start today, cultivate diligently, and try your best to improve to Cheng DΓΉ, who can dispatch the Yin soldiers and generals, and when he beats the little fat paper and goes to find his father, Lao Tzu can also pull a pair of people to "talk about the numbers".

I was full of longing for the future, and I could already foresee the tragic fate of the little fat paper, so I stood aside and asked Chen Haisheng casually: "What is his father's nickname, have I seen it?" ”

"When you first went to the underworld, it was him who I took you to meet." Chen Haisheng yawned and said: "His Lao Tzu's correct name is Gongsun Qi." ”

"I haven't heard of it," I shook my head: "Which unlucky general was Gongsun Qi who died in battle?" ”。

Chen Haisheng lazily explained: "Gongsun Qi is white......

"Oh, it turned out to be Bai Qiri, Bai Qi ......" came back to his senses, his thighs just didn't obey the call, his whole body was weak, and he fell to the ground suddenly

People slaughtered Bai Qi, and killed the killing god of the 400,000 soldiers of Zhao State, this * bombing character is actually a little fat paper and his father, and Bai Qi's son is actually "mentally retarded", no, yes...... is so handsome and extraordinary, and he has a unique style, and he only wears a red belly pocket all day long.

The sound ......of playing mahjong came again, my face twitched, Chen Haisheng's face twitched a little, and he twitched as he watched the little fat paper holding the order flag and commanding the Qin army in a mess.

What's even more puzzling and strange is that this group of soldiers and horses can actually understand the single flag language of the little fat paper. The sergeants formed a formation, raised their swords and fell, slashing groups of ghosts in the formation, every time the knife was released, every black light flashed, and a ghost's head would fall to the ground.

This battle was completely one-sided, the forces of the miscellaneous army and the regular army were not at the same level, and with the strongest red-haired ghost in the ghost group being killed, the battle was declared to be over, and with a "bang", the sergeants around them seemed to withdraw their swords and stood in line on both sides.

The little fat paper held his fat belly on his head, and walked towards this passage with his head up, like a mountain king, saying that dignity ...... If you have a clear conscience, you can say that it is good, but if you let go of your heart with your right hand...... It can only be described as funny.

The little chubby paper was in front, Chen Haisheng was in the middle, and I was in the back, and when they walked to the altar, I only stepped into the door with half a foot.

I couldn't help but ask a sergeant wearing armor and a cold body next to me, "Master, can you really understand the flag language of the little fat paper?" ”

"I don't understand ......" "What about ......?" Before I finished speaking, the sergeant said coldly: "He called him, I will beat ours" The sergeant added after speaking: "I'm afraid of being beaten by the little young master." ”

A very pertinent and incisive answer, expressing the sense of connection between each other, frankly speaking, it is not easy for everyone to be such a young master no matter how human or ghostly they are.

I put my eyes back to the temple, and I saw Chen Haisheng and Fat Paper arguing, the little fat paper occupied the statue of the land mother-in-law, but Chen Haisheng asked the little fat paper to leave, and the little fat paper refused to leave. So he blushed and had a violent quarrel with Chen Haisheng.

There are only two clay statues in the temple, one for Chen Haisheng and one for me, so naturally there is no share of the little fat paper, of course the little fat paper is not convinced, and the little fat paper is not convinced...... Naturally, it is necessary to be reasonable.

"Leverage......

"While playing, another day, you can see which barren temple no one worships and is easy to bully, I don't have an opinion on how long you go to occupy his Dharma body, but this time, it will definitely not work......" Chen Haisheng directly shook off the fat paper and recruited me into the flesh statue of the land mother-in-law.

After floating lightly into the clay statue of the Dharma Body of the Land Mother-in-law, I suddenly felt a cool aura spreading on my body, and this breath that made me feel comfortable should be the power that remained on the Dharma body.

"These sergeants, is it okay to stay here all the time?" I was puzzled and asked, with the momentum of these sergeants, even if I couldn't see ordinary people and couldn't see them, I would definitely feel strange when I was close to three feet.

"Before the rooster crows, this group of sergeants will stay here all the time, deterring the ghosts and lonely spirits, and after the rooster crows, they will leave!" Chen Haisheng waved his hand: "Don't talk nonsense, now I'll teach you the secret of storing incense, you can read it first." ”

I nodded and began to cultivate according to Chen Haisheng's method. At this point, I'm still a little guilty to be honest, because my current role is like that of a headless ghost who has no one to worship after death, and who occupies those families with no roots and tendons who worship gods in their homes but don't open their lights......... Repay the dream and scare the master's family, and accept him incense, gold and silver to satisfy himself?

That's pretty much what it means

Incense wishing power, I have only heard of it before, but I have never known the specifics, only know that the horse fairy and the ghost fairy attach great importance to the wishing power, and the immortal family accepts apprentices, just for this thing, it is said that he can make the ghost fairy step over the ghost and become an immortal transcendent out of this dividing ridge.

"Oh oh oh ......" The rooster crow sounded not long after, the hour had come, the military spirits could not stay in the Yang world, and soon after the sergeant disappeared, the land temple suddenly became lively.

The sound of firecrackers crackled, and an endless stream of people crowded into the temple, some people held three animal sacrifices, and some people competed for incense sticks as soon as they entered the door, praying that the land in-laws could bring their wishes to heaven and tell the Jade Emperor in heaven.

"Brother Sheng, what are you doing?" I was ready to store the incense, and when I turned my head to look, I saw Chen Haisheng holding a small book recording things.

"Do you think that this wish is so easy to collect, all the things that the good believers who worship have to write down one by one and leave them for the land in-laws to deal with when they return from heaven." Chen Haisheng said: "There is a pen and a book next to you, write it down." This is the rule of the industry, if you dare not remember it, I am afraid that in the land yin god realm, you will be blacklisted. ”

I had to move around the statue with difficulty, put the notebook on my lap, and wrote down the requests of every citizen with my stump hands.

There are those who sincerely repent, and there are those who hope to use the land in-laws to hide from the world, some are brothers and friends, and some are even jealous that the six relatives are better than themselves, kneeling under the altar and openly reversing right and wrong, for money and other things, they will worsen their brothers, hoping that the land in-laws will make them doomed.

is also in response to that sentence, people's hearts are different, and even ghosts are not as good as ghosts. Living people wear masks, and they don't know what they think in their hearts on weekdays, but once they kneel in front of the altar, the weakness of human nature is exposed.

I couldn't help it, so I passed on a couplet with my mind: "Why do you need to be pretentious, I know what you think in your heart."

"Don't pray in the air, how can the in-laws of the land be deceived verbally"

The woman with a sharp face and monkey cheeks was stunned like a lost soul, and saw that the land god statue did not speak, at this time, Chen Haisheng angrily scolded me: "Don't do too much, remember what should be remembered, and don't listen to what should not be remembered." ”

I also began to secretly regret the impulsiveness, but fortunately, the woman just thought that she had a delusion, and suspiciously glanced at the idol where Chen Haisheng and I were stationed, and then began to continue chattering.

Chen Haisheng said that I should use my heart for two purposes, so I had to silently recite the mental method while recording the requests of the people, and I never heard it from morning to evening, so tired that I couldn't even lift my hands.

"Ghosts get tired too?" When the last people left the land temple after making incense, this thought flashed through my mind, and at this time, I was tired and wanted to close the book, but I actually found ...... His right arm, which was eaten by the spirit eater, reappeared vividly at this moment.

I shivered, and then an indescribable feeling of comfort spread throughout my body, this warmth was like enjoying the morning dew and sunrise on the top of a mountain in winter, and a person who was hungry and hungry for a few days without eating for a few days, suddenly had indescribable strength in his whole body.

I really can't express the grace of this moment in words, but under the wrapping of this light, the whole person seems to be reborn and reborn.

I looked down at the notebook in my hand, and suddenly I understood something. It turns out that the decree that contains the power of the wish is only effective when you record the prayers of your heart for the poor people.

Whether it is a yin god or a ghost immortal family, if you want to make merit, you have to give people people who can really do things, in their positions, seek their policies, and exert their efforts. Only in this way can you get the rewards you deserve.

Otherwise...... A qiΔ“ is just empty talk

ps: "I didn't wake up until three o'clock, it's a little bit bad, it's hard enough to publicize, I have a bizarre cold these days, and it's not good to take medicine, and I got up again after eating the charm for less than five hours, if you have time, just wait a few days to save it and see it." In addition, thank you for the messages of many intimate readers, I have seen .......