"Thinking behind closed doors", literally, should be quiet, full of guilt, hidden in the deepest part of one's own house, eating fasting and reciting Buddha every day, ah, pure heart and few desires...... Doesn't seem right?

In short, you should be quiet after thinking about it behind closed doors, right?

However, the poor general Hermulan, who had a broken arm, did not feel any purity of "thinking behind closed doors" at all, and even ......

"I'm shutting the door, thinking, passing!"

He Mulan gritted his teeth and looked at the men riding on the wall.

"Get the hell out of here!"

"General Hua, you don't want to see us again, we have to climb the wall!"

Lang Jun of the Yuwen family led a group of brothers in the family / across / smirked on the wall: "We are here to tell you, even if you are a woman, we are still willing to serve under you, you don't have to disarm and return to the field!" ”

"How did you get in!"

When Na Luo Hun heard the commotion here, he came over when he heard the noise, but found that there was a large string of monkey-like teasers hanging on the wall, and his face suddenly turned pale.

"Get me down!"

Na Luo Hun is not a good-natured He Mulan, seeing that there are a bunch of sons and brothers on the wall of the inner courtyard, and there is a ladder standing in the corner of the wall, he is even more angry.

"I even brought a ladder in! Do the tiger soldiers in the nursing home eat dry rice? ”

He snatched the ladder and swept it along the wall......

"Ouch!"

"General Naluo, you must be afraid that we have snatched General Hua!"

"General Naluo, you are so ruthless!"

After a flurry of farts and urine, chickens and dogs jumping, the Lang Jun of the Yuwen family obediently told them that they came in from the backyard over the wall and then touched all the way to the main courtyard, and were thrown out of the gate by the tiger riders who guarded the courtyard.

"You shameless people!"

The girls who were guarding the door and were not allowed to enter saw Yuwen Jialangjun carrying a ladder out, staring at each of them and raising their eyebrows.

"How dare you go over the wall!"

"I think you're jealous, right?" Yuwen Langjun couldn't cry or laugh when he saw this group of tigresses, "If you have the ability, you can also climb the wall!" The flower general doesn't let the women shave their eyebrows, I think you even have to be led by someone to ride a horse! ”

"Who said we need to be led when we ride horses? Sister, when I was riding a horse, you were still peeing your pants! ”

"If you go over the wall, you will go over the wall, who wouldn't dare to climb it? Sisters, we are on! ”

A dry girl rushed forward, directly pushed Yuwen Langjun and his gang on their backs, snatched the ladder, and put it on the wall.

Since the news that He Mulan was a woman was revealed, all parties, especially teenagers and girls, have visited He Mulan more and more, and the general's mansion of more than 40 people can no longer cope with the endless stream of digging dog holes, climbing over walls, and rushing to the door.

Of course, it is good for the guards to watch over the home, but they can only guard against the men, for these women......

A fierce "Xianbei" girl stepped on the wall, and under the skirt was a thin dirty pants, but no one felt ashamed, but the soldiers of the Tiger Ben Army inside the wall were so ashamed that their faces were flushed, and they didn't know whether to throw them down or cover their faces and run away.

'It's really evil, didn't our general say that it was a woman?' Why are so many women coming to visit her? I think I'm almost thirty years old, and I'm still single, not to mention nobles, female ghosts can't look down on ......'

A tiger soldier looked at a certain girl who was about to fall, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch it, but heard the girl screaming: "Don't come here!" I can go down on my own! ”

The voice was too high-pitched, so frightened that the guard took three steps back, and looked at the countless fairy-like girls in the sky like dumplings, and suddenly his voice trembled, and his legs began to tremble.

"How, what...... It's all down......"

"How do I know how I know...... That and that......"

Another Tiger Soldier watched the girls who had "gone down the wall" arrange their clothes one by one, glared at them proudly, and ran towards the main courtyard hand in hand.

"Sisters, General Hua is closed, it must be in the main courtyard, let's go directly to the main courtyard!"

"Good!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no......"

"General Flowey is resting!"

"Do you dare to touch me? If you dare to touch me, I'll let Grandpa chop off your hand! ”

"What a disrespect! Someone slighted me! ”

Where have these poor tiger soldiers seen such a posture? Seeing a colorful cloud drifting by, the light smile and light fragrance brushed the ears and nose, and the girls ran away without a trace in an instant.

"Fire Chief? What to do? Pursue? ”

"Chase the fart! General Naro only said to stop those lawless 'stinky boys'! ”

The guard who guarded the wall of the gate, known as the fire chief, slapped his own fire companion.

"There's General Naro guarding it inside, so we don't have to worry about it!"

"The fire chief is wise!"

The little dog's leg suddenly realized and immediately slapped the horse's leg.

It is said that He Mulan drove away a dry Langjun, and was lying in front of the bed to watch, just saw the "Legend of the Rangers" before he could see it, he heard a silver bell-like laughter outside, which was mixed with Na Luo's annoyed and angry roar, and he couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly pushed the door open.

Outside the door, Na Luohun, dressed in black, was surrounded by seven or eight young women, some touching his face, some pinching his hands, and still discussing:

"General Hua is a woman, will this left guard rate also be a woman?"

"This hand is so thick, shouldn't it?"

"General Hua is a woman, and his hands are not necessarily thin!"

"That's right!"

"Then this chest is very bulging, and it is still strong!"

Yu Chiyan pinched Na Luo Hun's chest, which was hard and elastic, and the straight pinched Na Luo Hun jumped up like a shrimp.

"Please respect yourselves!"

Na Luo Hun squeezed this sentence out between his teeth.

"My general has rested!"

"Who are you talking about? It's not a lazy cat! The girl from the Dugu family rolled her eyes angrily. Seeing that you are so boring, you don't look like a woman. ”

"Not necessarily, maybe?"

Yu Chiyan moved her palm, always feeling that the touch was very comfortable, and wanted to pinch it a few more times.

"Let me see ...... again"

"Roll ......"

Seeing that Na Luo Hun was about to blow up, and even reached out to his waist, He Mulan screamed in his heart, and ran out with his shoulders hanging from bandages.

"Then Luo Hun, let Chen Jie go and pour some of my flower dew drink!"

"General Flower!"

Yu Chiyan turned her head in surprise.

"It turns out that General Hua looks like this!!"

The girl of the Dugu family circled around Hermulan in amazement and held her palm.

"Ah, the palm is really thick!"

'Hey, hey, your nerves are thick too, aren't they?' Is the Dugu family stupid? ’

Na Luo Hun rolled his eyes.

He Mulan was also stunned for a moment, only to see that the girl from the Dugu family touched her hand a few times, and opened her mouth as if she had made up her mind: "General Hua, you also accept me as a personal guard!" I'm also very good at martial arts, but my father and brother won't let me go out alone! ”

"That's it, what's the point of waiting for your husband and godson at home, General Hua, do you accept people under your account? I'm good at archery too! ”

"My brother also begged Grandpa to come to the door to propose, I think he is delusional!"

The girl of the Helan family sneered and said something that made both Na Luo Hun and He Mulan frown.

"I'm better at riding and shooting than my brother, do you lack a personal guard? Let me serve under you too? ”

"You ......"

He Mullan looked at his former suitors, a little flattered.

"I thought you were going to be angry, after all, ......"

"After all, we're all clamoring to marry you all day long, aren't we?" Yu Chiyan waved her hand, smiled and bent over, "Hahaha, you are just one, there are so many of us, even if you are a man, at most only one of us can get your wish, maybe none of us can get your wish, instead of letting others laugh and cry, it is better to be like this now, you are a woman, you can't marry any of us!" ”

She leaned over to Mullan's side and said with adoring eyes, "Are you really a woman?" You're amazing, doing something that even a man can't! I heard that you are going to be disarmed and returned to the field? What kind of hometown to go back, who wants to say that you are not good, I will take them to scold them into the crotch of their pants, you keep it for women to grow their ambitions, what a pity to return to their hometown! ”

"I ......"

As soon as He Mulan opened his mouth, a girl leaned in.

"You are a female general, we can't marry you, you get along with so many children, do you have good character and good looks? You caused me to lose a quick son-in-law, you have to compensate me for one! ”

The girl of the Elo family winked slyly at Hermulan.

"You know, don't you?"

This is to find the "upper news" to come!

Also...... It's really ......

He Mulan suddenly had the urge to cover his face and laugh, and invited the girls into his room, lest the tiger soldiers in the outer courtyard jump out and recommend themselves, and these girls laughed to death.

As soon as he entered Hermulan's room, the head-popping chirp became louder.

"Wow, it turns out that General Hua sleeps on a different couch than us, so high!"

Several girls rushed to Mulan's raised bed and shouted, "What's the use of this bed?" Do you feel more energetic when you sleep? ”

A group of women looked at He Mulan curiously, stared at the hair on He Mulan's back, and quickly shook their heads.

"Not really."

"Oh......"

The women shook their heads in pity.

"Wow, what is this? Hang or something? ”

The girls touched the circle chairs in the room, their mouths wide open.

"Is it for hanging clothes?"

"It's not...... It's sitting. ”

"What is this?"

"It's a noble couch."

If you want to say that the chaise longue will be laughed to death? Black-faced concubine or something...... Forget it, it's still a noble couch.

"What is this?"

“…… Table. ”

I'm sorry, but our family doesn't have a split seat system.

"Where's this?"

A girl curiously opened the cabinet door, revealing rows of hanging clothes and shoes.

"Wow! This is good! ”

“…… Generally. ”

A group of local tyrants who have several rooms in the house that specialize in hanging clothes and even fumigated clothes, there are more than a dozen local tyrants, actually looking at her wardrobe with only a few clothes for people and saying good things, is this true?

What's going on with this star-chaser's sense of immediacy?

She's been reduced to relying on her face, ah, relying on her body, it doesn't seem right? Depend on...... Depend on...... Does the devil know what to eat?

He Mulan watched in amazement as a girl ripped off He Mulan's dirty pants from the closet, pointed to the place where Yuan's crotch was thickened, and screamed: "Ahh......h

A group of girls were frightened to death by the woman's screams and hurriedly came over.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

The girl was already over sixteen, and she was not a little girl who didn't understand anything, so she immediately lifted Hermulan's pants, pointed at the pants/crotch/and screamed: "He lied! Look at his pants! Which woman wears this! ”

Syllable!

Hermulan covered his face in humiliation.

"General Hana, the flower dew is here...... Belch? ”

As soon as Chen Jie, who was holding the flower dew, entered the door, he saw a group of girls holding the pants of her general......

Then some unacceptably froze.

"No ......"

He Mulan watched Chen Jie drop the flower dew in his hand like an old hen guarding her cubs, and pounced on the dirty pants in the hands of the girls, and couldn't help but let out a wail.

She must be disarmed and returned to the field!

She must be disarmed and returned to the field!

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