"Kill, rush!" The two armies faced each other, shouting and killing to break through the sky.

Prince Theseus was on the chariot, and he could see very clearly in the center, that the battle was easy to fight and not to be fought, and it was not good to say, it was almost two gangs of thugs fighting, a group of jackals against a group of jackals, and there was no big beast in it.

Theseus thought to himself, with such a fight, even if he won the battle, he would kill 3,000 enemies and die 800. So the boss jumped out of the car, picked up the machete and rushed into the battle pool, like the Kubota harvester, Theseus was rampage through the enemy lineup with the machete, killing the enemy to the point of blood.

At first, there were still people who resisted, but later they all regarded Theseus as a madman, a murderer, a devil and a god of war.

"It's terrible, Athens has a god of war, I'll run back to my hometown as soon as possible. Run...... "The people who said this were all small family patriarchs and tribal leaders, and they wanted to follow them like this to pick up a bargain, and when they saw that there was no hope of defeating the regular army, they began to pull the opposite line, and fled back to their hometown to be their own patriarch restoration."

As soon as the enemy loosened, the regular army brought by the prince came to their senses, and they all rushed up to the commander to widen the bloody road, so that the enemy lost his combat effectiveness even more, and none of them dared to stop and fight without fleeing.

"Rush, kill." The shouts were all from the prince's archers, who could no longer fire their arrows, so they could only cheer for their own ranks, which made the enemy even more fearful.

"Those who surrender will not be killed!" As soon as the commander gave the order, the rebels threw down their weapons and raised their hands to make a surrender.

The battle was fought beautifully, capturing many chariots and horses, capturing many enemies, and strengthening his ranks. The rebels who surrendered had their hands bound with vines and their feet could not be bound, and they were to be allowed to go their own way and return to the regular army.

"Send a small group of soldiers on fast horses to report back to the king, saying that the rebels have been collected." The boss said.

The five-man rapid reaction force returned to the city to report the good news to the king, and also to ask the king to make a celebratory feast, and the soldiers were hungry enough. Theseus returned to the horse. He did not like to sit on chariots, which were higher on horseback, and he saw a few fast horsemen rushing through the woods like a puff of smoke towards the king's palace. Looking at the last rays of light on the top of the West Hill, our coach Theseus smiled.

The captured rebel soldiers were escorted back to the city by a regular army.

"Hurry up and go back to the city. Let the infantry step forward, and our senior generals will hold down the position in the rear...... "This is not because I am afraid that there will be pursuers behind, but the routine of war, and retreating is the same as collecting troops back to the camp." It is necessary to break off from the big man and let the people in front of him go with peace of mind. It's like walking at night, and the older ones walk on their backs, because young people are too afraid of sex, and they are always afraid of ghosts pulling behind them. Of course, adults are also afraid, but this is a responsibility, and if you want to die, you have to die first.

At the last light of night, the whole army reached the city safely, and King Aegeus himself came to the gate and lowered the drawbridge.

"Father!" Prince Theseus called out from afar, this was the first time the hero led his troops to fight, and it was also the first time he won a battle. This is the foundation for future greatness.

Aegeus ran all the way across the drawbridge to his son Theseus's horse, who quickly jumped off his horse and walked steadily into the city side by side with his father.

"Attack or outwit?" Aegeus asked his son.

"At the beginning, it was a strong attack, and when I saw that the victory roll was in hand, I outwitted it. I didn't think it was necessary to kill them all, so I shouted that I would not kill them, and the rest became prisoners. Theseus said.

"Okay, my son did the right thing, he strengthened his troops and bought people's hearts, it was really a double win." The king praised the prince and said.

"Hundreds of rebels have been captured, will there be an uncle's son among them?" Theseus said.

"Let's eat the celebration banquet first. My son must be hungry. So saying, Aegeus took his son by the hand and walked into the gate.

In the morning, the sun rises in the east as usual. The maid brought a basin of water to the door of the prince's room and said, "Prince, it is dawn, get up and wash your face." Prince! ”

That's what the royal style is. There is a servant to wash your face and bring water, and a servant girl to pee and take off her pants, but you wouldn't think of getting a maid for a while, otherwise you would still be a prince? Definitely. Because when your physiological function reaches a certain level, the family will arrange it for you, and if you mess around privately. That's the misfortune of the country.

The maid had good clothes to wear, and when she heard that she was going to bring washing water to the prince today, she wore a broken breast, exposing her entire chest and breasts. The prince opened the door, and the maid brought water in, and slammed it up with her buttocks. The prince was puzzled, and embarrassed to say that this was the rule of the royal family, including that he could do stupid things to this maid.

"The prince sweated a lot from the battle yesterday, I'll wash your body......" The maid skillfully took off the prince without a cloth.

Will the maid of the royal family be unpretty? Definitely. In addition, this woman came prepared, although there were no French perfumes at that time, but there were always other perfumes, so that the prince smelled it and was dizzy with shame, and only felt that his whole body was floating in the clouds, so that the maid made a windfall. This was the first barrel of essence that Theseus had lost as a man.

So, will the old prince show wilting after seeing his son being stolen by the maid and eating the fairy fruit? No. Because it's so subtle, there's almost no to lose. Unless you take cold water, the probability of getting sick is very low.

Feeling that the prince had finished pouring a bucket of essence, the maid thought that this bit of blood on the knife would no longer lick it, waste is the first element in the world, and a world without waste is not a world. This thing thinks very absolutely, when you are full, you still care about losing some blood on the knife, if you lick it with your tongue again, cut your tongue, won't you have to marry your mother? It means that this thing wants to go quickly, if it is seen that this is stealing the yang energy of the prince, and it is the beginning, the sin is added to the first degree.

Thinking of this, the maid gently pushed the prince down, and while she put on her trousers, she whispered to the prince, "You can take a nap, I have to do something else." ”

Walking out of the prince's room with dirty water, the maid saw that no one had found her, so she slipped through the back door, and made her hum a nameless tune with joy. The beautiful woman works as an errand in the Wang family, and everyone is trying their best to borrow the seeds of the Wang family, which is equivalent to the secretary becoming the general manager or chairman, and the family wealth has a son and a share less?

Theseus thought it was okay, and he thought that his father saw that he had won the battle, so he rewarded him with a beautiful woman to play with, and there would be more beauties in the future. Yes, it is a very important thing for the general to win the battle and award the beauty, because the capable fighter is strong, this is a fact, but this is only one of them, my Theseus, you were stolen by an aunt woman, and you lost sex and went bankrupt, my lord.

Theseus suffers from a common disease in the world, and he is young and does not care about the nature.

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"Son, let's go see the battlefield today, and see if your uncle is among the people killed there?" Aegeus walked down the hall and said to his son Theseus.

"Do you recognize it?" Theseus said.

The maid hid from peeking at Theseus's face when she was fine, and like all fools in the world, she ate a good red (lang) watermelon and laid the skin on the table, remembering the sweetness she had once given. Sure enough, Theseus's face became more and more beautiful, because Theseus's good face made her have a long aftertaste for her cheating moment. She was fascinated by it, and a sister from behind came and patted her on the back, scared her half to death, and ran to work with a red face.

"Sister, I've been a little short lately, you ......," the thing said to the maid.

I don't worry about people and don't do it, and I don't worry about ghosts. It's clear that this is here to rip off the bamboo, if you don't give it, I'll take you out of stealing the prince's fairy fruit, and see if you can get by? "I don't have a lot of money, only a few hundred thousand sons, do you give 100,000 lines?" Stealing Man B said.

Do you still ask okay, I heard that this product was given 100,000, and my heart trembled with laughter, she was so cerebral palsy that she wrote poems at home every day, with this 100,000 yuan for her, she could go to the highest price writer's publishing house to publish, and there were tens of thousands left to use for hype. "Gotta get it!" This bar is struck.

"Yes, I can see his features." Egers said.

This is considered to be an autopsy, because yesterday it was night, and there is no time to think about it, if it is found that Theseus's uncle has been killed in the war, then the thief will be captured and the king will be captured, and things will not be so complicated in the future.

Three hundred iron horsemen cleared the way, the king and the prince rode on horseback, and the hungry dogs and vultures were in chaos on the battlefield, thanking the prince for bringing them a feast that had been rare in ten years.

"Not many people died." Egers said.

"Father doesn't know before he gets closer?" Theseus asked, puzzled.

"Even hungry dogs and vultures are not enough to eat, isn't it obvious, if there are many dead bodies in experience, dogs will not bite each other because of the competition for food, and the trouble will not be calm." The king said.

"It's weird, I have killed my hands so much, if not a thousand, there are eight hundred, how can I let the hungry dogs not have enough to eat?" The prince said.

When the king and the prince approached and saw each other, father and son smiled at each other. Some are fake scarecrows, some are not dead yet, and people are not dead yet, will they be easily let the dog eat them? Definitely. When the dog came to eat a person who was not yet dead, the man was only cut off on both feet and choked the dog's neck with both hands. Some of them used their weapons to eat their own dogs, and the dogs that had killed them ran all over the place in pain, and frightened the vultures that were eating the dead bodies into a frightening manner, which led to the king's wrong judgment.

Sure enough, a king-sized head was found in the chaos, and the body was gone, but it didn't matter, and there was no point in recognizing it.

"You see he has a mole on his X, and most of these people are ambitious. Of course, such a person can also be said to be ambitious, if he can succeed. If you carefully check the genealogy of the century-old emperor, who is not the head is extraordinarily large? The king said. (To be continued.) )