60. Battle Drought (Three Minutes Later)
Chubby, it's time to eat...... "I put the three pillars of incense on the incense burner, and looked at the little red coffin on the table with a smile - it didn't take long for Chubby's fat body to float out of the coffin.
He smiled at me, and while laughing, he also beckoned to me: "Haisheng, you also eat, eat." ”
I smiled at him, too: "Eat, eat more, I'm not hungry, and I don't eat this." ”
It's been four years, and I've been at Uncle Qingsong's house for four whole years since I left my master. In the past four years, in addition to school, I have followed Uncle Qingsong to many places, seen feng shui, and slashed ghosts. I have to say that Uncle Qingsong has indeed taught me a lot of things, but I still can't rest assured that my master is in my heart.
For four years, I don't know how the master got over. When he wants to drink, is there someone who makes wine for him? With one hand, he didn't know if someone was pulling his sleeves behind his back when he was dressing, and I don't know if he found his son.
All along, the only thing that accompanied me was my little fat soul, he seemed to have grown up, and when I first saw him, he was weak like a fog, and it was blown away by the wind. Now he is like a substance, although ordinary people can't see him, but as the master of life, I can naturally feel that Xiaopang is much stronger than five years ago. It's just that Chubby still doesn't know anything, can't resist ghost soldiers, and can't pass the yin. It's still so fat that you can only eat it.
But what does it matter? He is also one of my relatives. Loved ones, even if they are useless, will always be relatives and an inseparable part of my life. Since he doesn't know anything, then I have to learn to be strong and protect him.
I took out what Master Li Feng had left me from the quaint box, which was an ancient copper ruler. It is engraved: "wealth, loss, prosperity, death, official, righteousness, suffering, prosperity, harm, Ding" cross, according to Uncle Qingsong, this is Li Feng's family heirloom Ding Lan ruler, is Li Feng's ancestor used to measure the Yin house for people, and the door meter is called Yin and Yang two feet, the door meter, that is, the folk Luban ruler.
This is the last thing Master left me, and I often hold this cold ruler to remember the days I spent with Master. Although I was often abused and cursed him a hundred, a thousand times in my heart. But in the final analysis, he is still my dearest person, and treats me like my own son, otherwise, he would not have handed over the family heirloom Ding Lanqi to me.
"Haisheng, Haisheng, I sue you with good news......"
Just when I was holding the ruler and looking up to the sky and sighing and missing my master, a slightly chubby figure rushed in without knocking on the door, almost knocking me to the ground.
"Fatty, can you be a little more steady, and learn to be a little Uncle Qingsong." I rolled my eyes and said helplessly to the fat man.
The person who came was indeed a fat man, a big fat man to be exact, weighing more than one hundred and fifteen, with a pair of small eyes. A small bag grew on his forehead. If you don't look carefully, you think it's a celestial bone in physiognomy. But if you take a closer look, you know that it is definitely not a heavenly bone. This kind of bone that grows on the forehead seems to be called the bone of the Buddha, in short, it seems to mean that there is a relationship with the Buddha.
This strange-shaped fat man is Uncle Qingsong's only son, named Wang Weiqiang. That is, my godbrother. Because Uncle Qingsong and my master Li Feng are sworn brothers. And although my master and I do not have the name of father and son, our relationship is better than that of father and son. Naturally, Wang Weiqiang and I became godbrothers. Originally, my master was a brother, and Uncle Qingsong was a brother. In terms of generation, Wei Qiang should call me an elder brother. It's just that because I'm a little younger than him, this generation has changed.
However, I really can't say this brother. There is no other reason, this fat man is too obscene, not only obscene, but also a flower in the wonderful, I really can't figure it out, how could the mature and stable Uncle Qingsong give birth to such an obscene son.
The first time I saw this fat man was when I first came to Uncle Qingsong's house.
That evening, when the setting sun was spreading over the earth and spreading a golden yellow. I saw a slightly chubby figure on the rooftop, and this figure gave me the feeling of a philosopher thinking about life, sighing towards the setting sun.
Intrigued, I climbed up on the roof, sat down next to him, and asked him, "What are you doing?" "Three minutes later, I regretted it completely, and fully appreciated what it means to kill a cat with curiosity.
The fat man let out a long sigh, as if full of grief, and he looked up at the sunset, his eyes silent in his memory.
"I was thinking about one of my old dogs, and that dog was very obedient and he would catch mice," he said. ”
Although there are few dogs that can catch mice, they are also common in rural areas. I was full of doubts and was about to ask
At this time, he continued: "I also have a cat at home, but the cat is crazy"
"Uh...... Was it driven crazy by dogs? I asked
"No, because the dog scratched all the rats, and the cat went crazy and learned to gnaw bones."
I...... Just ask, your cat is dead, you are missing the dog, what is the principle of this?
The second time, I followed him out to set up a stall, and in his words, he was known as a gentleman who pointed out the lost gentleman, reminded the long-stranded heroes, helped the world to hang the pot, and saved the people in Anbang. But in fact, I just have no pocket money, so I just have to do some side jobs and earn some money to buy cakes.
The first customer who came to the door was a plump beauty with 34D boobs. As soon as Wei Qiang's fat man saw people, he flowed out of Halazi. stared at the breasts of other beauties and said, "Miss, you have a big murderer, a big murderer (chest)!" ”
But the woman is a big-breasted and brainless person, the fat man said this, she actually believed it, and nervously asked where the fat man was and if there was a way to resolve it.
The fat man pretended to be a master and pinched his fingers, slapped his thighs, and drooled: "Miss, Xiaodao pinched his fingers, you are fierce in your fate and lack me!" ”
"Really, Miss, you believe me, you really lack me in your life"
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In the end, the woman scolded us for being insane and ran away. From then on, I vowed never to go to a stall with this fat man again.
The third time was during the freshman military training. Not long after I came here, Uncle Aomatsu asked me to go back to school and continue my studies. Although I was reluctant at first, I really couldn't resist Uncle Qingsong, so I went back to school and became classmates with his son
During the military training, the instructor called for assembly, but he was the only one who broke away from the team and stood by staring at the female classmates running on the playground.
"Wang Weiqiang, what are you doing?" The instructor shouted and glared at him
The fat man wiped his saliva, and actually saluted with a solemn expression, and replied in a stern tone: "Report to the instructor, I'm studying what it means to be choppy!" ”
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When a group of crows flew over the heads of the whole class, the fat man said again: "Haisheng, hurry up and study with me, look at the one over there, there are 34d without ......"
Eventually, the city gate caught fire, causing damage to the fish pond. Innocently, I was punished by the instructor for running five laps.
Since then, I have seen clearly that under the seemingly loyal appearance of this dead fat man, there is a lewd heart.
In the past, those people in the village always said that fire prevention, wolf prevention, and sea protection. I believe that if they see the fat man, they will definitely find that they are wrong, ridiculously wrong, and they should change this sentence to fire and wolf and prevent Weiqiang.
Because of this, everyone in the class gave us a nickname. I'm called a lonely monster, and a fat man is called a lewd man.
Because of my left eye, very few people in the class dared to get close to me, so I usually spoke very little, except with a few two or three people.
And the fat man is indeed very obscene, and these two names are indeed very consistent with the characteristics of the two of us. Therefore, there is no need for the two of us to dispute this nickname. It's just a nickname, why do you want to associate me with this obscene fat man?
"Haisheng, do you know that we are going to the countryside tomorrow to help the farmer uncle" As soon as the fat man came in, his face was full of excitement and grabbed my shoulders and jumped.
I rolled my eyes, what's so strange about this, the school will send some students to the countryside every once in a while, the purpose is to let these students experience the hardships of the countryside, to help the rural people harvest potatoes, pull weeds and so on. Is it worth being so happy? Could it be ......
"Hey, this is a rare opportunity, I must work hard, let Sister Jingjing see my hard-working, hard-working side, and strive to move him as soon as possible and take her home!" The fat man clenched his fists and was full of fighting spirit.
Really...... It's because of the inexplicable Sister Jingjing.
This Jingjing is not a sister, her name is Si Lijing, she is a teacher in our school, and she is also one of the tutors in my class.
When the dead fat man saw this teacher Si Lijing for the first time, his eyes widened and he stared at others. After half a ring, he grabbed my hand and said nervously: "Haisheng, I found it, it's her, it's her, it's her." ”
I was puzzled and asked who the fat man was, I thought he was talking about Nezha at first?
As a result, the fat man pointed at Teacher Nasi Lijing and yelled: "I want to marry her home." ”
It's so good to die, when the fat man said this, the teacher surnamed Si stood in front of the two of us. And because the fat man yelled out, it naturally aroused the strange eyes of many classmates.
Since then, the two of us have been included in Si Lijing's blacklist.
Although the road ahead is difficult, it is rare for the fat man to have a little strong heart that cannot be killed, and he still unforgives himself to chase and beat others, and he is shameless and sticks to others to call Sister Jingjing.
When it rained, the fat man deliberately took an umbrella, ran from the third floor to the first floor, and delivered it to Si Lijing, who was sheltering from the rain. As a result, the umbrella was broken...... As soon as she opened the umbrella, Si Lijing turned into a soup chicken.
Every time, whether it was passing by or deliberately slipping past Si Lijing, the big fat man would ask people with concern: "Sister Jingjing, have you eaten, have you drunk, are you hungry, are you thirsty?" ”
Once, when Si Lijing came out of the toilet, our big fat man put it on like a dog skin plaster.
"Sister Jingjing, have you eaten?"
Unexpectedly, this teacher Si Lijing was actually in a good mood, and responded to our big fat man for the first time: "Eat." ”
After answering, Si Lijing remembered that she seemed to have come out of the toilet. After saying this, I immediately went back to the toilet and threw up.
Sometimes, I really feel that as a teacher, it is a tragedy to be targeted by my own students, especially to be targeted by a student as a fat man, which is simply a super tragedy. But our big fat man still doesn't have a sober consciousness. In his words: "Jingjing has abused me thousands of times, and I treat Jingjing like my first love." "In my words, Nima's, fat man, you just let people go, it's not that she's abusing you, it's that you're abusing her.
The next day, when the sky was just dark, Wang Fatzi pulled me up, combed his two-inch hair, and asked me narcissistically: "Haisheng, do you think I'm handsome?" All right? After he finished, he said to himself again, as if his sleeves had grown a little, and after changing the sleeves, he said to himself again, as if his belly was bigger, should he change it.
I...... Nima's, fat man, you die, you big belly, no matter how you change it, it's a Maitreya belly.
In this way, the fat man talked to himself for more than an hour, and my ears were tortured by him for more than an hour.
In the end, the fat man actually took a suit in Uncle Qingsong's cabinet and put it on, and the strange thing is that he can put it on.
Along the way, as long as we walk through, it must be 100% turn back.
Isn't this nonsense? I've seen a student come to class in a suit, and he still went to the countryside to pull weeds.
It's just that this time, the fat man is destined to be disappointed, because Teacher Si Lijing is sick, so this time he is led by another teacher.
After learning the news, the fat man's majestic hair instantly deflated into a big bitter gourd.
On the way, our companions kept throwing strange eyes at us.
"Fatty, can you take off Uncle Qingsong's suit?" I poked the fat man's back and said quietly: "It's a hot day, and you can stand it." ”
The fat man was originally sunburned like a shriveled eggplant, but when I asked him this, he immediately refreshed. He straightened his chicken breasts and whispered proudly: "Hehe, Haisheng, haven't you noticed the adoring glances that the beauties around you cast at me?"
…… Dead fatty, are you sure that people's eyes are adoring, aren't they scolding you for being insane?
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After the autumn harvest season, the land is also busy. The teacher who led the group assigned us tasks for each area.
The fat man and I were assigned to pick peanuts in a corner, and the other classmates were also busy with their own work.
"One-eyed monster, big fat man...... You two come over to me. A delicate and pleasant voice rang in our ears, but it contained an unmistakable command.
The owner of the voice is a little beauty with melon seed eyes and danfeng eyes, but this beauty is not cute at all.
Her name is Yao Yirong, and she is one of the top ten beauties even in the whole level, and at the same time, she is also the daughter of a big boss in the provincial capital. Since childhood, the superior family background has shaped this chick's arrogant and pampered personality. In her eyes, it is natural to serve her, and the whole world revolves around her, there is no doubt about it.
Needless to say, she named the two of us this time, and it must be no good thing.
"Well, you two come over here and help me get rid of the grass." Yao Yirong commanded and ordered the two of us, the little melon seed's face was red in the sun, and it looked very cute.
"No time......" I pouted, not buying it at all. The fat man was about to go up and help, but I pulled him back
"If you dare to go, my brother won't have to do it." After a cruel remark, the fat man could only retract his right foot in a daze.
"You...... Chen Haisheng. Yao Yirong's face turned red with anger.
I rolled my eyes and continued to squat down to harvest peanuts, no longer caring about the arrogant lady. Since the last time Yao Yirong read the love letter written by Wei Xiong to him in public, I can't raise any good feelings for her.
Wei Xiong is the third brother I have met in addition to the fat man after coming to Guangdong for so long. Last time, Wei Xiong wrote a love letter to Yao Yirong, not only did she appreciate it, but she also read it in public, and after reading it, she tore it up in public, not caring about the feelings of others at all, and she was so complacent that she showed off in front of everyone, thinking that she was amazing.
There is a saying, it goes like this. In life, I will always know a girl who pretends to be unreasonable, there is always a buddy who is so obscene that he falls to the ground, and there is always a brother who picks up the knife in his hand for you with a cigarette in his mouth, which ...... Maybe it's youth.
Of course...... There is also a gentle and kind, Burmese shy girl...... For example, this one that appeared in front of me.
"Brother Haisheng, Brother Qiang. My aunt knows that I'm here today, and she deliberately cooked a few more friends' meals, so why don't you go over and eat together later? The owner of the voice was standing in front of us, fiddling with his fingers, nervously awaiting our answer.
This girl's name is Mengxue, and she is also the godsister recognized by the dead fat man. She's not particularly pretty, but she's the kind of person who is naturally cute, and moreover, kind to herself. Sometimes when I am bullied, I will find reasons for others, and this character is often teased by others.
Once, the fat man forcibly stood up for her when he saw her being teased by a naughty classmate. Since then, even with me, we have become her good friends, and the fat man doesn't know which tendon is twitched, so he must recognize her as his sister.
"Xiaoxue, don't worry, Haisheng and I will definitely go later. Our aunt, I, as a big brother, always have to visit. The fat man put his arm around my shoulders and said shamelessly
I nodded and said, "Okay." ”
After all, for such a kind girl, I really can't refuse it.
After Mengxue got the reply, she left with joy, and the fat man and I continued to squat down to harvest potatoes.
"Alas...... Haisheng, look at my godsister, although you want to have no breasts, you have to have no figure, but you have a pure heart, it's better to ......" The fat man raised his eyebrows and said with a lewd smile
"Roll ......"
When you meet such a big brother, it can really be described as unladylike.
I ignored the fat man and continued to squat down and pick peanuts.
"Ahh
"Something is wrong! It's weird. While pinching, the fat man whispered to himself.
I rolled my eyes and said angrily, "There's something wrong." ”
The fat man's way of calculating is to use plum blossoms to count hexagrams.
Plum blossoms are easy to count, and it is a must in Qimen easy to learn. Although the prediction results are not as comprehensive as Ziping's predictions, the prediction of a certain thing is particularly accurate and easy to get started.
He is based on the mathematics of Qianyi, Dui, Lisan, Zhen4, Xun 5, Kan6, Gen7, Kunba, and the innate eight trigrams, and can start hexagrams anytime and anywhere, and there are many ways to take hexagrams, which can be used to make hexagrams with sound, direction, time, movement, geography, time of day, and characters.
A few years ago, Uncle Qingsong took the two of us to visit his uncle, the old man Qingqiu. On that day, there was also a middle-aged woman who came to ask for a test.
At the beginning, the old man Qingqiu didn't ask anything, didn't ask eight characters, and didn't chat with the woman, but just asked the middle-aged woman: "What do you want to measure?" ”
The middle-aged woman replied, "I want to test marriage." ”
In just one sentence, the old man Qingqiu accurately said how old the girl was when she got married, how old she was when she divorced, when she found a boyfriend, what was the height of that boyfriend, and where she was from. Now there is a conflict with the middle-aged woman.
The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she thought that the old man Qingqiu was a god, so she almost knelt down and bowed.
In the eyes of outsiders, the old man Qingqiu is indeed very magical, he doesn't need eight characters, and he doesn't chat with others, so he asks others what he wants to test, and he immediately finds out about his past in this regard.
In fact, the old man Qingqiu had already divined when everyone didn't know, and the way of divination was not that insiders didn't know the inside story at all.
He used the plum blossom easy number. Plum blossoms are easy to count divination for a certain thing, such as marriage, wealth, and so on. And the way of the hexagram is very much, at that time, the old man of Qingqiu was a middle-aged woman as the upper hexagram, sitting in the direction of the lower hexagram, in conjunction with the time of the time, with the plum blossom easy to measure the middle-aged woman's past, as well as the difficulties encountered.
Outsiders don't know, thinking that the old man Qingqiu has an eye behind his back, which can penetrate people's past and future.
This is also the magic of plum blossoms, as long as you ask, even according to the time you asked, the clothes you are wearing, the voice of the voice, and so on. However, there is a characteristic of this plum blossom easy number, that is, "nothing happens, no movement!" "Yes, the old man Qingqiu has to ask the middle-aged woman what she wants to measure before he can make a hexagram.
I have heard that in ancient times, there were also people who heard the sound of dogs and started hexagrams, measured when there were guests, and felt the plum blossoms fall and measured when there were thieves.
Now, Wang Fatzi suddenly sneezed a few times, and with these few sneezes, he started the hexagram in the direction where he stood, and cooperated with the hour. It's just that I don't take the fat man's divination seriously at all. Because this product is always an idle egg, it will be hexagram at every turn, and it will be hexagram if there is anything to do. And the ability to hexagram is not an ordinary scum. Ten times I didn't get it right, and I didn't even reach the realm of plum blossom Xinyi, let alone compare it with Uncle Qingsong and Old Man Qingqiu.
However, I didn't bother him, and for me, the greatest joy was to hit the fat man hard when he got the results.
"The kan is water, the earthquake is wood, the kan sits down for the water, the earthquake sits down for the wood, and the sub is punished...... I saw the hell in the middle again...... And the ghost belongs to the water" The fat man muttered intermittently, and suddenly, he nervously grabbed my shoulder, glared at my eyes and shouted: "Haisheng, it's not good, let's run, there are water ghosts, it's going to die......"
I cut it off and said disappreciatively, "Where did you ......come from in broad daylight?"
"Oh no, no, someone has fallen into the water...... Suddenly, there was a noisy scream from the river not far away, with panic in it
Groove ...... It's really accurate......
Chubby, it's time to eat......" I put the three pillars of incense on the incense burner and looked at the small red coffin on the table with a smile. It didn't take long for Chubby's chubby body to float out of the coffin.
He smiled at me, and while laughing, he also beckoned to me: "Haisheng, you also eat, eat." ”
I smiled at him, too: "Eat, eat more, I'm not hungry, and I don't eat this." ”
It's been four years, and I've been at Uncle Qingsong's house for four whole years since I left my master. In the past four years, in addition to school, I have followed Uncle Qingsong to many places, seen feng shui, and slashed ghosts. I have to say that Uncle Qingsong has indeed taught me a lot of things, but I still can't rest assured that my master is in my heart.
For four years, I don't know how the master got over. When he wants to drink, is there someone who makes wine for him? With one hand, he didn't know if someone was pulling his sleeves behind his back when he was dressing, and I don't know if he found his son.
All along, the only thing that accompanied me was my little fat soul, he seemed to have grown up, and when I first saw him, he was weak like a fog, and it was blown away by the wind. Now he is like a substance, although ordinary people can't see him, but as the master of life, I can naturally feel that Xiaopang is much stronger than five years ago. It's just that Chubby still doesn't know anything, can't resist ghost soldiers, and can't pass the yin. It's still so fat that you can only eat it.
But what does it matter? He is also one of my relatives. Loved ones, even if they are useless, will always be relatives and an inseparable part of my life. Since he doesn't know anything, then I have to learn to be strong and protect him.
I took out what Master Li Feng had left me from the quaint box, which was an ancient copper ruler. It is engraved: "wealth, loss, prosperity, death, official, righteousness, suffering, prosperity, harm, Ding" cross, according to Uncle Qingsong, this is Li Feng's family heirloom Ding Lan ruler, is Li Feng's ancestor used to measure the Yin house for people, and the door meter is called Yin and Yang two feet, the door meter, that is, the folk Luban ruler.
This is the last thing Master left me, and I often hold this cold ruler to remember the days I spent with Master. Although I was often abused and cursed him a hundred, a thousand times in my heart. But in the final analysis, he is still my dearest person, and treats me like my own son, otherwise, he would not have handed over the family heirloom Ding Lanqi to me.
"Haisheng, Haisheng, I sue you with good news......"
Just when I was holding the ruler and looking up to the sky and sighing and missing my master, a slightly chubby figure rushed in without knocking on the door, almost knocking me to the ground.
"Fatty, can you be a little more steady, and learn to be a little Uncle Qingsong." I rolled my eyes and said helplessly to the fat man.
The person who came was indeed a fat man, a big fat man to be exact, weighing more than one hundred and fifteen, with a pair of small eyes. A small bag grew on his forehead. If you don't look carefully, you think it's a celestial bone in physiognomy. But if you take a closer look, you know that it is definitely not a heavenly bone. This kind of bone that grows on the forehead seems to be called the bone of the Buddha, in short, it seems to mean that there is a relationship with the Buddha.
This strange-shaped fat man is Uncle Qingsong's only son, named Wang Weiqiang. That is, my godbrother. Because Uncle Qingsong and my master Li Feng are sworn brothers. And although my master and I do not have the name of father and son, our relationship is better than that of father and son. Naturally, Wang Weiqiang and I became godbrothers. Originally, my master was a brother, and Uncle Qingsong was a brother. In terms of generation, Wei Qiang should call me an elder brother. It's just that because I'm a little younger than him, this generation has changed.
But what does it matter? He is also one of my relatives. Loved ones, even if they are useless, will always be relatives and an inseparable part of my life. Since he doesn't know anything, then I have to learn to be strong and protect him.
I took out what Master Li Feng had left me from the quaint box, which was an ancient copper ruler. It is engraved: "wealth, loss, prosperity, death, official, righteousness, suffering, prosperity, harm, Ding" cross, according to Uncle Qingsong, this is Li Feng's family heirloom Ding Lan ruler, is Li Feng's ancestor used to measure the Yin house for people, and the door meter is called Yin and Yang two feet, the door meter, that is, the folk Luban ruler.
This is the last thing Master left me, and I often hold this cold ruler to remember the days I spent with Master. Although I was often abused and cursed him a hundred, a thousand times in my heart. But in the final analysis, he is still my dearest person, and treats me like my own son, otherwise, he would not have handed over the family heirloom Ding Lanqi to me.
"Haisheng, Haisheng, I sue you with good news......"
Just when I was holding the ruler and looking up to the sky and sighing and missing my master, a slightly chubby figure rushed in without knocking on the door, almost knocking me to the ground.
"The kan is water, the earthquake is wood, the kan sits down for the water, the earthquake sits down for the wood, and the sub is punished...... I saw the hell in the middle again...... And the ghost belongs to the water" The fat man muttered intermittently, and suddenly, he nervously grabbed my shoulder, glared at my eyes and shouted: "Haisheng, it's not good, let's run, there are water ghosts, it's going to die......"
I cut it off and said disappreciatively, "Where did you ......come from in broad daylight?"
"Oh no, no, someone has fallen into the water...... Suddenly, there was a noisy scream from the river not far away, with panic in it
Groove ...... It's really accurate......
Chubby, it's time to eat......" I put the three pillars of incense on the incense burner and looked at the small red coffin on the table with a smile. It didn't take long for Chubby's chubby body to float out of the coffin.
He smiled at me, and while laughing, he also beckoned to me: "Haisheng, you also eat, eat." ”
I smiled at him, too: "Eat, eat more, I'm not hungry, and I don't eat this." ”
It's been four years, and I've been at Uncle Qingsong's house for four whole years since I left my master. In the past four years, in addition to school, I have followed Uncle Qingsong to many places, seen feng shui, and slashed ghosts. I have to say that Uncle Qingsong has indeed taught me a lot of things, but I still can't rest assured that my master is in my heart.
For four years, I don't know how the master got over. When he wants to drink, is there someone who makes wine for him? With one hand, he didn't know if someone was pulling his sleeves behind his back when he was dressing, and I don't know if he found his son.
All along, the only thing that accompanied me was my little fat soul, he seemed to have grown up, and when I first saw him, he was weak like a fog, and it was blown away by the wind. Now he is like a substance, although ordinary people can't see him, but as the master of life, I can naturally feel that Xiaopang is much stronger than five years ago. It's just that Chubby still doesn't know anything, can't resist ghost soldiers, and can't pass the yin. It's still so fat that you can only eat it.
But what does it matter? He is also one of my relatives. Loved ones, even if they are useless, will always be relatives and an inseparable part of my life. Since he doesn't know anything, then I have to learn to be strong and protect him.
I took out what Master Li Feng had left me from the quaint box, which was an ancient copper ruler. It is engraved: "wealth, loss, prosperity, death, official, righteousness, suffering, prosperity, harm, Ding" cross, according to Uncle Qingsong, this is Li Feng's family heirloom Ding Lan ruler, is Li Feng's ancestor used to measure the Yin house for people, and the door meter is called Yin and Yang two feet, the door meter, that is, the folk Luban ruler.
This is the last thing Master left me, and I often hold this cold ruler to remember the days I spent with Master. Although I was often abused and cursed him a hundred, a thousand times in my heart. But in the final analysis, he is still my dearest person, and treats me like my own son, otherwise, he would not have handed over the family heirloom Ding Lanqi to me.
"Haisheng, Haisheng, I sue you with good news......"
Just when I was holding the ruler and looking up to the sky and sighing and missing my master, a slightly chubby figure rushed in without knocking on the door, almost knocking me to the ground.
"Fatty, can you be a little more steady, and learn to be a little Uncle Qingsong." I rolled my eyes and said helplessly to the fat man.
The person who came was indeed a fat man, a big fat man to be exact, weighing more than one hundred and fifteen, with a pair of small eyes. A small bag grew on his forehead. If you don't look carefully, you think it's a celestial bone in physiognomy. But if you take a closer look, you know that it is definitely not a heavenly bone. This kind of bone that grows on the forehead seems to be called the bone of the Buddha, in short, it seems to mean that there is a relationship with the Buddha.
This strange-shaped fat man is Uncle Qingsong's only son, named Wang Weiqiang. That is, my godbrother. Because Uncle Qingsong and my master Li Feng are sworn brothers. And although my master and I do not have the name of father and son, our relationship is better than that of father and son. Naturally, Wang Weiqiang and I became godbrothers. Originally, my master was a brother, and Uncle Qingsong was a brother. In terms of generation, Wei Qiang should call me an elder brother. It's just that because I'm a little younger than him, this generation has changed.
But what does it matter? He is also one of my relatives. Loved ones, even if they are useless, will always be relatives and an inseparable part of my life. Since he doesn't know anything, then I have to learn to be strong and protect him.
I took out what Master Li Feng had left me from the quaint box, which was an ancient copper ruler. It is engraved: "wealth, loss, prosperity, death, official, righteousness, suffering, prosperity, harm, Ding" cross, according to Uncle Qingsong, this is Li Feng's family heirloom Ding Lan ruler, is Li Feng's ancestor used to measure the Yin house for people, and the door meter is called Yin and Yang two feet, the door meter, that is, the folk Luban ruler.
This is the last thing Master left me, and I often hold this cold ruler to remember the days I spent with Master. Although I was often abused and cursed him a hundred, a thousand times in my heart. But in the final analysis, he is still my dearest person, and treats me like my own son, otherwise, he would not have handed over the family heirloom Ding Lanqi to me.
"Haisheng, Haisheng, I sue you with good news......"
Just when I was holding the ruler and looking up to the sky and sighing and missing my master, a slightly chubby figure rushed in without knocking on the door, almost knocking me to the ground
I wish you a teacher's persona