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Almost every university lecturer has his or her own unique teaching style, and "off-topic" is Professor Chang's style.

Not only that, all the teachers and students of the medical university know that this professor not only likes to go off topic, but also especially likes to run three inches below the umbilicus, so he is given the obscene nickname of "intestinal professor".

"Professor Intestine Quotations" is a long-standing classic on the campus BBS of the Medical University, and has even formed a huge fan base, whenever he preaches a thunderous point of view or a shining remark in class, it will be immediately recorded by students and updated into his quotations.

No, seeing that he was about to talk about "off-topic" again, the students immediately played a wonderful game and waited with great interest to listen to his nonsense.

In the corner of the back row of the classroom, Geng Bin whispered to Wang Zhuo: "I bet that eighty percent of what he has to say has something to do with you." ”

Wang Zhuo nodded slightly, Lao Chang likes to improvise on hot topics the most, and he is the hot spot in the hot spot, and he is facing Lao Chang's appetite!

Sure enough, after taking a leisurely sip of tea, Chang Chang asked with a smile: "All of you, have you all seen the photos of Wang Zhuo and that female star?" ”

The classroom suddenly burst into a commotion, laughter, answers, and coaxing, some students shouted that they had seen it, some said that it was very clear and enjoyable, and some girls were shy, but the snickering expressions clearly showed that they had also seen it.

Geng Bin lowered his head and snickered, his shoulders were non-stop, Wang Zhuo also rubbed his forehead helplessly, what he expected was right, Lao Chang this guy is going to talk about the photo of himself and Erin again.

Lao Chang pressed his hands weakly, and after the students quieted down, he said seriously: "What I want to say is some of my experience in numerology." ”

Immediately, a naughty boy under the podium coaxed: "Professor Chang, why don't you say Wang Zhuo, change numerology?" ”

"Who said not to talk about Wang Zhuo." Lao Chang happily flicked his hand at him, as if dusting off a troublesome fly, and continued to say to everyone: "Wang Zhuo didn't come today, right? It's not good, let's discuss him secretly, he doesn't know. ”

Everyone laughed again, and Professor Chang smiled and said, "He used to come to my lectures often, and he was a good student. However, he doesn't seem to be interested in the main class, and prefers to listen to my nonsense. You love to hear my, don't you? ”

There was another burst of laughter, and Professor Chang saw that the atmosphere was almost mobilized, so he pretended to be cautious and said: "Let's talk about it, don't publicize it after you go back, especially don't tell Wang Zhuo." ”

This time it was even more laughing, Wang Zhuo couldn't cry or laugh, Lao Chang is really poor today, he can compare with Guo Degang!

"As we all know, human skin is composed of three parts: epidermis, dermis, and subcutaneous tissue. A fingerprint is a protruding line on the epidermis that is unique, hereditary, and unchanging. ”

Lao Chang Kai talked about it, and he said it seriously: "Because the complexity of fingerprints is enough to provide sufficient characteristics for identification, we can think that fingerprints are unique." ”

Everyone listened very carefully, this is the genius of Professor Chang, if he is serious about the class, according to the book, but can only make the students drowsy and unable to listen, with this entertaining way to interact with the students, unconsciously instilled knowledge, so that the students feel refreshed at the same time, but also memorized the knowledge points.

"In fact, there are many ways to identify a person, in addition to fingerprints and palm prints." Professor Chang stretched out his right hand and flexed his five fingers to show everyone: "You can take a look, each of our nails is actually not mirrored, there is a very delicate vertical texture on it, and the identity can also be identified by identifying the vertical texture on the nails, so as to solve the case or other purposes." ”

Immediately, more than half of the students under the podium looked down at their nails, Wang Zhuoyu nodded slightly with interest, he had watched relevant programs on TV and knew a little about these things.

"And lip lines too." Professor Chang waited for everyone to finish reading, and said with a smile: "Even if it is the most similar identical twins among human beings, these morphological characteristics are also obviously different. ”

The students began to whisper, how could Chang Chang be serious, although this knowledge is also fresh and interesting, but it is not his style?

Professor Chang knocked on the table and said, "Also, I don't know if you have noticed, the veins on the back of everyone's hands are also different. ”

"We all know this," a girl immediately raised her hand and smiled, "We learned in the anatomy course that the veins of the human body are roughly the same, but there are individual differences, just like there is a difference between tall, short, fat and thin." ”

"Yes." Professor Chang pointed at her happily and said, "It's the same thing that you can't find two identical leaves in nature." Therefore, in the Guanxi Gate incident in 08, some people who understand this knowledge confirmed that those photos were not forged by comparing the veins on the back of a female celebrity's hand. ”

The corners of Wang Zhuo's mouth rose slightly, and Lao Chang really couldn't hold two taels of sesame oil in the dog's stomach, and he just got serious for less than three minutes, and then he went down!

There was a slight commotion among the students, looking forward to what was going on.

"So, let's draw inferences from each other." Professor Chang smiled meaningfully: "Now everyone understands, right?" In fact, each man's 250 is unique, they have large or small individual differences, and even the veins on it are not the same, so they can be used as another face of a man. ”

Before the words fell, the students' expressions had become rich and exciting,

"Professor, I see." A boy suddenly raised his hand and said, "You're telling us that we can do an autopsy this way, right?" ”

A boy next to him immediately muttered, "Test your sister, can you think normally." ”

There are also girls who quietly snickered at their companions: "So, let's see the second face of Director Wang, hehe......"

Others also expressed their opinions: "In terms of the popularity of the second face, I think Wang Zhuo is definitely the first in the world." ”

"Okay, I admit that I'm not as handsome as Wang Zhuochang, whether it's the face above or the face below."

"What the hell does Chang want to say? I don't understand, there's no theme. ”

"He said you know too few men, do you understand the beauty?"

Wang Zhuo sat in the back row of the classroom and smiled, although Professor Chang was talking about himself again, but his remarks really appealed to his appetite, and the research he was engaged in was not to help men improve their second face, which is much more powerful than taking a face slimming needle to pad the bridge of the nose and cut the double eyelids!

"This second face is also in line with our old saying, which is called being born from the heart." Professor Chang finally pointed to the topic: "This is also in line with the view that I have always insisted that a precious resource for all mankind like Wang Zhuo should produce more offspring to improve the quality of all mankind." So we can see from his photos that he himself has a strong desire for this. ”

Professor Chang's words thundered everyone again, the sound of laughter, the sound of footsteps, the sound of the table overturning the chair immediately sounded at the same time, and a guy slammed his forehead on the table, making a muffled sound!

Ignoring the students' reactions, he said to himself: "By looking at the face, we can understand a person, and by looking at the face of the second face, we can get to know the person more comprehensively." ”

"I just recently researched a truth, but unfortunately I can't have the conditions for promotion, hehe."

"Let's just take the matter! Everyone has seen those photos, and I think they are all very impressed, right? Then I'll analyze it, everyone listen to what I say, right! ”

“……”

Professor Chang was talking eloquently on the podium, and the students under the podium were either listening with relish, whispering, or discussing with the professor enthusiastically, and the atmosphere in the classroom was unprecedentedly warm.

Wang Zhuo listened to it ridiculously, and the usual analysis can still come up with a bit of crooked reasoning, but it is not known whether it is really based on or nonsense, for example, he said that he has a strong desire to reproduce offspring and will not be bound by relevant laws and regulations, which seems to be right, but he also said that from the shooting angle of those photos, you can see the vigor of his conquest of the world**, this is too nonsense, isn't it just to let a foreign girl serve with her mouth, he can even analyze this from it?

Under the podium, among the nearly forty students, there are not only people who often come to listen to Professor Chang's class, but also Rong Xueqi and Dai Shan, who come to try it for the first time, although they already knew that Professor Chang often has some thunderous words before they came, but after listening to the lecture in person, they found that it was more than they expected.

The four girls sat in the corner of the classroom, muttering and whispering, occasionally laughing quietly, from time to time the boys' eyes drifted in their direction, the number one school flower appeared in Professor Gu's class, and the content of the listening was still the second face of the old comment Wang's guidance, and today's campus forum seems to be having fun again.

Geng Bin asked Wang Zhuo in a low voice: "This old guy is really capable of, do you think what he said is right?" ”

Wang Zhuo couldn't cry or laugh, how to answer this question, could it be that he said that his usual analysis is right, his ** is indeed stronger than ordinary people, and he is very good at dealing with women, and it is inconvenient to say this kind of thing!

When he was thinking about how to answer Geng Bin's question, Sister Rong happened to cut her long hair at this time, and when she saw Geng Bin, she was a little surprised, and immediately fell on him, and swept up and down quickly, and her eyes immediately bloomed with surprise!