It is said that in order to quench the lust in her heart, Eve turned into a tiger and tore Adam apart and swallowed it alive. Because Eve was the first woman of mankind, God told her to find a man named Adam and combine it to give birth to human beings, and when she suspected that she had not heard this sentence clearly, Eve also thought of asking God again, but there was no ticket to return to heaven, and she only thought that eating it was the best fusion by her own logical thinking.

Just after Eve had eaten Adam, the little landlord suddenly woke up from his dream and remembered that God had told him to stay in the Garden of Eden, and when Eve came, he would wake Adam from the dream and let him have sex with Eve and give birth to human beings. When the land lord woke up and saw blood all over the ground, he was so frightened that he quickly turned into a snake and licked and ate the blood stains all over the ground. However, God, who was far away in heaven, still smelled the blood on the earth, and quickly rushed to the scene to check the details.

As soon as he arrived in the Garden of Eden, he saw the first and worst scene in the world, and God was so angry that his whole body trembled. Seeing that the land lord was still pretending to be a ghost licking and eating the blood on the ground, he was even more angry and said: "You will eat the soil forever!" ”

Eve, because she had eaten Adam, had propped up her belly so big, that she did not see God coming and fled immediately, so she still lay motionless, only watching God in a daze and trembling with fear, because now she was sure that she had heard it wrong, and she could draw the conclusion that she was wrong by listening to the sentence that cursed the Lord of the Earth to eat the earth forever.

"Idiot!" God was so angry that he scolded Eve as a fool, which is a curse of love, a curse of hate, just as a husband scolds his wife.

Eve knew that she had used the wrong method, and it was not wrong to eat the man, but she couldn't eat it all together, and she used the wrong mouth, which should have been the lower mouth, but she used the upper mouth, and at most she could eat three inches of the man's body. This is God telling Eve in the words of his heart, and after understanding the truth, Eve immediately felt nauseous, and her heart couldn't help but want to vomit, because her mouth was full of blood.

"God, what should I do? I want to spit Adam out again. I misheard your instructions at the time. At first, Eve thought about the man in her heart, but when she ate the man she was satisfied with, she felt so sick that she wanted to vomit it all together.

"Fool, you're happy. After a while you won't want to throw up. From now on, a woman will want to vomit after she has been around, and it is also called joy, because this is what God said. Later, this little story is turned into a fig leaf for Eve stealing the forbidden fruit and using a fig leaf for the original fact that women eat men, in order to praise God's perfect creation.

Our Helen was in the midst of Eve's first coming to the world. It is also a man who is bent on swallowing up his satisfaction alive, in order to release the atomic energy in his body, that is, the first physiological reflection heap in the first maturity period of women, the collision of protons and quantum atomic energy, the fire flashing in his heart.

"Brother, let's go to the straw pile, and do stupid things there." Helen felt a little fever on her face when she said this, although her heart was full of shyness, but with the blood in her heart, this shyness was nothing.

"Idiot. Wheat stalks will sore butts. Zhan Zhao was telling Helen that in fact, the wheat stalks were the worst place to do stupid things. Because Zhanzhao is in his second life, he played a small game of catching crickets in the wheat straw with girls in his previous life, and the hard wheat straw hurt the little girl's ass.

"I also said that people are stupid, but my brother himself is stupid, and it's not you down there, what are you afraid of hard wheat stalks?" Helen strangely used the topic of Zhanzhao's brother to show that the purpose of this move was to achieve the highest level of love.

"You still don't admit that you are a fool, I think about you because I love you, don't I know that I will be on it?" Although Zhanzhao's words made people like it a little, Helen still felt a little wrong when it sounded. Or is it more rigid.

Helen thought of this, and then her mind turned things into facts, biased towards a hypothetical fact. What followed was that Helen felt that Zhanzhao's hand was a little cold, and when this feeling reached Helen's heart, Helen couldn't help but shudder. Could it be that he has a dead ghost in his hands? Because Helen had heard her mother say that the hands of the dead ghost were cold.

What do men say about ghosts women? Helen mentally searched for what her mother had said to her about it. There should be a reason, because the mother is the daughter's comprehensive teacher, and Lida should be the daughter's comprehensive teacher, because Helen's living environment is the exclusive village, and the mother is the only source of her daughter's knowledge. Helen had a good reason to think so, even though it was a shy affair between men and women. Mothers should tell their daughters that they should not be afraid of being shy, because if they do not pass on this knowledge to their daughters, they will hurt their daughters and become even more shy in the future.

If you get by a male ghost, you might die? Helen thought to herself, this is Helen's original logic, because if it is a ghost, it is not a good thing, and a good thing is not called a ghost, but by another name or something else. Helen rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in her mind, and she had to find out a lot about what her mother had taught her, because now she was in trouble, and for the first time in her life, she wanted to find a happy heart, but she ran into a man who seemed to be a ghost. If it's really a ghost, let it go down, will it still have its own life? I'm afraid of right and wrong.

Helen suddenly remembered that her mother had told her that ghosts were not afraid of pain. If you suspect that the other party is a ghost, you can forcefully clamp the base of his thigh, and if it is a ghost, he will not make a sound, because he has no pain. If it were a human being, it would be so painful that it would jump so high, and it would be so painful that it would call my mother. Thinking of this, Helen was laughing at herself, thinking that her mother is so bad, what is wrong with it? I just want to clamp the root of someone's thigh.

There was no way, in order to verify the humans and ghosts, Helen still reached out and pinched Zhanzhao's thighs fiercely, making Zhanzhao's feet jump up so high in pain, and she also screamed loudly for her mother. This verification made Helen's heart feel like she had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, bittersweet and bitter. Sour, it was Helen's bad idea to complain about her mother in her heart, which caused Brother Zhanzhao to die of pain. Sweet, it was Helen who thought of the success of the verification in her heart, and she could rest assured that she would stop the addiction. Bitterness, did it make Helen think of what to do? The meaning of a sad face. Spicy, even if it's a pictograph, the meaning of a chili pepper. It hurts, the ghost can write it, wait until I ask a sister writer to write it tomorrow! (Writer dog yesterday, if you don't be naughty, you will die?) Don't hang your son when you're going to die? ）

Helen thought of so much that her face swelled with the imaginary scene, as if blood was about to burst her skin, as if the air had been so tense that there was no air in a billionth of a second before the atomic bomb exploded. Helen's whole body and mind were fluttering, and her whole person was like a leaf, which was blown up by the wind, which became a bad thing, making it impossible to implement the plan in her heart.

It has been verified that Zhanzhao is not a ghost, and the next step is to swallow Zhanzhao alive...... Some readers want to ask, why do you want to swallow others alive if you love someone? Yes, it is because of love that measures are taken to swallow it alive. If you want to kill people and swallow them again, how can it not be called love? Fool, because if you swallow it alive, you can vomit it alive. Helen was secretly happy at the thought of this, but she also thought about whether she wanted to have a belly dance first? Let Zhan Zhao give himself a little help first, it seems that Brother Zhan Zhao is a little wilted.

Not only that, why is Brother Zhan's hands still cold? Oh, by the way, I'm going to touch Brother Zhan's whole body, if there is no place that is not cold and cold, then it is possible that this is a fake and shoddy Brother Zhan, or it is really a ghost, maybe the first verification is wrong.

Yes, it may be that I am in a hurry to eat tofu, and the first verification is a misjudgment. It may be misleading that there are hallucinations. Just like the great god is corrupt and takes bribes, because the god position is too big or too high, he takes care of himself and causes himself to be too relaxed about himself, causing men to be greedy for money when they come to ask for themselves, and women to be greedy for sex when they come to ask for themselves. Greed is a disaster. As everyone knows, there is only one good color, and only one good house. Is it used to put a coffin or put money if you are greedy?

Helen thought of her mother who had complained about the social status quo of her childhood, and her mother often scolded her in front of Helen for being a rich man when she was a child, and she had a lot of corruption and bribery in her own family. Once my mother's father wanted to send my mother, who was still young, to play with flowers for my lord, that is, to do stupid things and other famous things. At the critical moment, his mother's mother found out, and immediately stopped his mother and didn't let his mother go to the master's house to let the greedy master do stupid things.

Alas! Why did my mother tell me about this childhood mistake? What did this teach me? Don't let me do this stupid thing too soon? If yes, then why didn't mom just say it? This turning education is dangerous education, what if I don't understand it? Or do I pretend I don't know? When something goes wrong, you will be a mother and scold me again, I said that you didn't make it clear, I am still young, I can't understand your turning education, you want to blame me for no way.

Anyway, I'll still find a way to touch Brother Zhanzhao's whole body, yes, touch his blood beating, if you can't touch it, it's a ghost. But the question arises again, why do you have to touch Brother Zhanzhao's whole body? What if I touch that place? Helen was thinking of a man's private parts, a cucumber or a banana or something. Shame me on.

Alas! Why doesn't Brother Zhan take the initiative? Is it that he has not yet grown into an adult, just like the grapes are not ripe yet, and they can't arouse the psychology of passers-by who want to eat? It's no wonder that Brother Zhan is a decent person and has never peeked at his sister's little sister, but it has really grown into an adult, and it is as big as his mother's! Thinking of this, Helen reached out to touch her private parts, which were really as wide as the palm of her hand...... (To be continued.) )