Chapter 64: Fortune and Misfortune
Liu Zhenzhen sat on the throne of the goblin king Deke III, who had died in battle, overlooking the surrounding goblins with a happy face.
The throne is a black stone as a base, warm as jade, with strange patterns and elemental fluctuations on it. This is the remains of the famous "Obsidian Destroyer" when the demons invaded the Aegean continent on a large scale, and there is also shrapnel left by the Coulee Fire Hammer, which is still embedded in it, and the Goblin King inlaid it with a bronze handle and used it to make his own throne, showing the glory of the Goblin Clan.
Now this glory is trampled under Liu Zhenzhen's feet.
The house was built in a very grand manner, it was the church where the goblins did the "mass of the masses", and it was also the dormitory of the goblin king, the huge house was made of the thickest logs, the high dome and the walls were decorated with elk antlers and deerskins, which made the place rough and full of wildness, and next to the throne were placed several large bronze vases, which were inserted with mountain absinthe flowers to add a little warmth to the place.
The fairy dragon was silent, and Avril's jaw seemed to fall off, and she only knew that she was smirking vigorously and coughing a few times from time to time.
The militia is rummaging through boxes and cabinets to carry out the raid to the end.
A large group of goblin warriors stood aside, looking at the group of reckless men rummaging around in search of treasures, cold all over. Seeing the giant crane that even the Vivien Lily Python could kill, their courage dropped to freezing point with their body temperature little by little.
The giant crane carried the fruit and stood by Liu's shocking throne, catching lice while watching the militia rage.
"Why...... Why can Warcraft use Psychic Warsong?" The fairy dragon muttered for a long time, always muttering this sentence.
"Want to know why?" Liu Zhenzhen smiled and looked at the fairy dragon.
"If you don't tell me why, I won't be willing to die." The fairy dragon bit her lip, her face pale.
"If you want to know why, promise me, you will answer whatever I ask you immediately, swear by your gods, and you will not be allowed to hide anything from me!" Liu Zhenzhen's face was threatening. "I promise you!" The fairy dragon did not hesitate at all, and swore an oath in the name of the dragon god Haibo.
"Let me tell you why." Liu Zhenzhen untied his double armor, revealing a body of muscular knotted horizontal flesh, pulled out a war song scroll from the shoulder of the leopard skin, and shook it in his hand, "That's it." ”
"What is this magical wooden shaft?"
"This is the most wise lord of the Emerald Territory, the second dragon priest in the history of the Beamon Kingdom, and the first war song scroll!" Liu Zhenzhen stared at the fairy dragon who had lost his mind and said, his expression was serious.
"Dragon sacrifice?" A large circle of goblins around is sweaty.
"You're a Beamon priest? Or a dragon sacrifice? Warsong scrolls? When will Beamon Warsong be ready to make scrolls? The fairy dragon was completely stunned: "I can feel that you have a strong dragon breath on your body, but what about your dragon pet?" ”
"To the point." Liu Zhenzhen took a cigar in his mouth and said slowly: "The genius of the master of the skill is peerless, and he has created the war song scroll through his understanding, originally, this kind of war song scroll can only be used by me......
"Then why is it ......" The fairy dragon couldn't wait to interrupt Liu Zhenzhen's words, pointing to the fruit fruit that was helping the giant crane catch lice with a hippie smile, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a correct name, so he could only vaguely use "it" as a title: "...... Then why can it also use the Psychic War Song Scroll to subdue the giant crane, and by the way... Took me in? ”
"Light my cigar first." Liu Zhenzhen's mouth crooked.
The fairy dragon obediently found a flint and lit a coarse and exaggerated cigar for the smug lord.
"My dragon pet died in the early years of his adventure, and that dragon is the descendant of the mysterious Far Eastern dragon!" Liu Zhenzhen wiped the false tears from the corners of his eyes, and sighed with emotion.
"No wonder your dragon breath is not violent, but only peaceful, similar to and a little different from our dragon breath in the Aegean continent." The fairy dragon nodded.
"Guoguo and I, for some special reason, inherited the dragon breath of this dragon pet at the same time." Liu Zhen let out a puff of smoke comfortably, of course he would not explicitly say that he and Guoguo were cursed by the "Blood Sacrifice" of the dragon son at the same time, and played a small flower spear to pass by: "If my War Song Scroll is a treasure with a lock, then my unique Dragon Breath is the key to open this lock, without Dragon Breath as a key, no one can use my War Song Scroll, and the only one in this world who has the same Dragon Breath as me is Guoguo." The use of the war song scroll I created is very simple, you only need to gently break the scroll to summon the war song aura, so Guoguo happens to be able to use it too, and it happens that at this time, Guoguo and this brave giant crane are particularly in love, who can say clearly about fate? Unfortunately, the only psychic war song scroll I made happened to be in Guoguo's belly pocket, and it happened to be used by it again, and you, who happened to be using the power of the "Emerald Dream", reached a heart-to-heart connection with this giant crane, and the spiritual contract was signed with you by the way. ”
"I can meet so many coincidences?" The fairy dragon screamed.
"There are coincidences in the dark, who let you catch up." Liu Zhenzhen likes to see others unlucky.
"Our fruit is also a dragon knight!" Avril buried her head in Liu Zhenzhen's knees, with a happy face.
"Haha, Beast of Doom? Whoever dares to put these four words in front of me again, I will fan his front teeth next time! Which sacrificial demon pet has a powerful fruit? Let it also recruit a dragon pet and I'll take a look. Liu Zhenzhen smacked the cigar in his mouth with a happy face.
The militiamen burst into laughter.
"Are we dragons the object of your wanton teasing of this lowly Beamon?" The fairy dragon was furious.
"Venerable fairy dragon, why do you say that, how many contracts have you dragons signed with humans to become their mounts for thousands of years? Besides, let's take our Beamon as an example, in the Battle of Hyjal a thousand years ago, Lord Kokis and your clan's wind dragon Husky fought against ten human dragon knights, this good story has been circulated to this day, why are you so disgusted? O'Neill, the hippopotamus poet, disagreed, left what he was holding, and walked over to show off his talents.
"Disgusted? We dragons have always only contracted to be partners with noble-hearted races, so why did you sign a contract between me and a magical beast without my consent, and it was a spiritual contract similar to the master-servant relationship? How do you make me accept it? The fairy dragon raised her eyebrows upside down and gathered at the pimple in the center of her eyebrows.
"Fuck you!" Liu Zhen slapped the bronze armrest of the throne, jumped up and pointed at the fairy dragon's nose and scolded: "Noble-hearted? Where is my fruit heart not noble? Proud dragons, do you look at other races with colored glasses? What happened to Warcraft? Guoguo is 10,000 times more noble than your dragon clan in my eyes, and to tell you the truth, I am not only a dragon sacrifice, but also a dragon slaying sacrifice! Don't think that your dragon clan is so good, in my eyes it is also dispensable, the strength is strong, the magic is boundless, that represents the strength, this has nothing to do with the nobility of the heart! ”
Seeing that Liu Zhenzhen's words were excessive, Avril quickly pulled him.
"I still can't forget the kind eyes of the young master Huai Guoguo when he brought us a bucket of candied fruit." The musk man Adu was deeply touched by this, and several other musk people also nodded violently on the side, and they all echoed the lord's statement.
Liu Zhenzhen took out the dragon crystal string tucked behind his back and threw it on the ground with a "Kuang Dang", and the huge hell dragon crystal on it was bright and dazzling.
The fairy dragon was scolded and trembled violently for a while, and it took a long time to slowly calm down.
"The Hell Black Dragon is the scum of our dragon clan banished to the dark world, what can we be proud of to slaughter this scum dragon clan who has no wisdom and only knows how to kill." Although the fairy dragon was barely arguing, the pale weakness in her words was already obvious.
The contract has been decided, but in fact, everything is empty words.
Guoguo jumped into the arms of the fairy dragon, took out a pine tower, knocked out the pine nuts, and stuffed it into the fairy dragon's mouth, and the fairy dragon chewed with difficulty and a bitter expression.
"Our Guoguo and Richard are a family, you are equivalent to saying that it is Richard's magic pet, and it will not bury you, and following a dragon sacrifice that can create a war song scroll is actually not a loss for you...... Avril saw that the conversation was stiff, and quickly stood up to play the round, and just said a few words, she bent down and coughed for a while.
Guoguo affectionately pouted the fairy dragon's face, muttering like a murmur, and the expression on the fairy dragon's face didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
A fairy dragon with the blood of a divine dragon actually made a pet of a low-level magical beast, which was absolutely unprecedented.
"Now it's time for me to ask you." Liu Zhenzhen picked up the Fei Wen Li Poison Python Bead and Python Gall at his feet and looked at the fairy dragon and said: "The giant crane can't speak, I want to know, what is the effect of this python bead and python gall that the giant crane gave to Guoguo as a big gift?" Don't forget your oath to the dragon god, don't fool the master with "I don't know anything", I know that you fairy dragons are the most knowledgeable dragons. ”
"Python bile can have the ability of self-treatment like Feiwen Li's poisonous python, Feiwen Liboa beads are the best beauty products, used to soak in wine and drink, can make people young for a long time, contained in the mouth of the dead corpse, can make the corpse not rot for 10,000 years." The fairy dragon took a deep breath hard, and although her voice was calm, the tears in her eyes were circling.
Liu Zhenzhen was overjoyed when he heard this, and quickly took out the dagger, cut the blood vessels on the python gallbladder, took a skin sac made of the bladder of the python beast and poured all the bile into it, pinching Avril's nose and pouring her a few sips.
"It's bitter!" Avril said with a frown.
"The medicine is bitter, do you feel better?" Liu Zhenzhen looked at the green python bead in his hand with a smile, and in the bottom of his heart, he marked more and more the words that Ning Yu told him about the pearls produced by "dragons, snakes, turtles, and mussels", and his ill-intentioned eyes always circled around the fairy dragon.
"There is a heat flow in my heart and mouth, and it is much more comfortable." Avril smiled sweetly.
"I haven't finished talking yet, although python bile has a self-healing effect, but after taking python bile, your body fluids will carry the giant poison of the Fervien Python from now on, but it is no longer an elemental toxin, but the sharpest physical toxin, this toxin can't even be resisted by our dragon clan." The fairy dragon said unhurriedly with tears and pleasure.
Liu Zhenzhen and Avril's sweet smiles disappeared in an instant.
"Yin me?" Liu Zhenzhen squinted his eyes and looked at the fairy dragon.
"I haven't finished my sentence yet, who made you so anxious?" Not to be outdone, the fairy dragon looked at him.
"What other last words do you have to confess?" Liu Zhen stared at the fairy dragon.
"You can kill me, for me, maybe death is also a relief, if the dragons strictly forbade suicide, I wouldn't live to be humiliated by you now! But don't forget, my current identity is also a "magic pet"! Let me sacrifice blood and resentment as a sacrifice to you and your beast of doom for thousands of years! The fairy dragon said through gritted teeth.
"Yo! Little hooves are bad enough! Can't kill you yet? Then please come and try it, too. ”
Liu Zhenzhen pinched the fairy dragon's chin and poured a large mouthful of python bile water into the fairy dragon's mouth.
The fairy dragon didn't use teleportation, nor did she resist, Leng Youliu Zhenzhen poured python bile into her mouth, choking and coughing again and again, and there was only that kind of pleasure and revenge in her eyes.
Liu Zhenzhen's face was hideous.
"It's not wise to offend a dragon, you will see the wrath of the dragons! I promise, the Beast of Doom will still bring you bad luck this time! The fairy dragon raised her left hand and wiped the python bile that slipped from the corner of her mouth.
Liu Zhenzhen noticed a detail, the fairy dragon raised the left index finger of a ring made of magic platinum, on the ring face is a piece of green jade that will only be condensed in the ore for 4.5 billion years, and the magic symbol is engraved on it "I love in the heart" four simple dragon characters. This is a sign of the engagement of a female fairy dragon to a male multicolored dragon, and if it is married, the ring will be transferred to the middle finger.
"Come on one, I'll slaughter one." Liu Zhenzhen was sneering on the surface, but he was also holding his breath in his heart, it was obviously a good thing, why did he do it, and it turned into bad luck again?
"What should I do? Then I'm not a puffer fish? Avril tears flowed from her eyes, and drops of crystal tears condensed into fine pearls and fell to the ground.
"Don't be afraid, it's just a minor issue, at most the dual cultivation enchantment will be suspended for a while. Trust me, I'll find a solution! If you feel mentally unbalanced, I'll drink with you. Liu Zhenzhen lowered his body and comforted Avril Lavigne with a wide speech, and gently patted her immature shoulder: "It's good to do this, whoever dares to bully you in the future will spit on him and ask for his life." ”
"Don't!" Avril hurriedly took his hand: "You're going to drink this, what should Sister Ning Yu and Helen do?" ”
As soon as Avril said this, her face turned a little crimson.
Lao Liu knew what Avril was referring to at a glance, and laughed.
"Tears turn into pearls? Still a mermaid? The mermaid has become a puffer fish! That's great! The fairy dragon sneered, "No wonder the water magic is so good, I see how you will kiss your relatives in the future!" Aren't you sea tribes the most advocating for kissing? Haha......"
"What are you proud of?" Liu Zhenzhen grabbed the fairy dragon's white neck, and his tone was vicious: "Let's think about yourself!" Does that handsome colorful dragon still dare to marry you? Unless he marries you and doesn't sleep with you! I'm sorry, please forgive me for my vulgarity, my honorable fairy dragon lady with the blood of an ancient sacred dragon! ”
The fairy dragon snorted coldly, turned her head and stopped talking, but her eyes were full of sadness and despair.
"My lord! The treasure was found, in a secret cellar by the wall. Goode parted the crowd, resisted a large box, and walked over.
The box is made of bronze, with a lot of patterns and bizarre heraldic patterns carved on it, old and elegant, exuding an old atmosphere, after opening the box, Liu Zhenzhen pointed to something and said: "Show me this first." ”
Goode took out a thick handful of bronze products from the box and handed it to Liu Zhenzhen's hand, it was a folding fan-like thing, about four pounds, the corners of the four sides fit perfectly, the lines were smooth, the front and back two surfaces were embossed with extremely exquisite wisteria ornaments, there was a shiny flint at the front end, and there was a copper fishhook at the back end.
Liu Zhenzhen's eyes lit up, and after a brief scrutiny, he broke out a two-foot-long saw blade, a two-foot-long miniature bronze shovel, a one-foot-long copper blade, a finely sharpened copper needle, a sharkskin file inlaid on the copper handle, and four telescopic bronze handles, these four bronze handles could be radiated and spread out around, like the skeleton of a small camping tent, and the copper fishhook at the back pulled out a thin silk string that could automatically retract, and this silk string was twenty-five feet long.
"What is this?" Goode froze, he didn't expect that this little thing actually had so many hidden mechanisms.
"Goblin Saber." Liu Zhenzhen said with a smile: "This is the goblin saber made by the goblin sage Gabrin ten thousand years ago, it can be used to dig trenches, sawn wood, make fires, polish weapons, sew clothes, and build tents, of course, in addition to goblins, such tents can probably only be inhabited by dwarves and hobbit halflings." This silk string is made of spider silk spit out by the human-faced spider, and it is very tough, more than enough to strangle a person, and you can also fish without anything. ”
"So powerful?" Goode's mouth was wide open, and the expressions of the militiamen were in tune with his.
"It's pretty impressive." Liu Zhenzhen has also seen it from the classics, otherwise he would have used his knowledge today.
"What are these hidden secrets?" Goode retrieved pieces of copper foil pressed into thin pieces, covered with cuneiform and elaborate patterns.
Liu Zhenzhen saw the pattern of the colossal fire bolt outlined on the copper foil at a glance, and took the pile of copper foil with both hands a little excited.
"Kampas! Lightweight handcuffs! Coulee Flame Gun! And the magic smasher! Here are the design drawings! Liu Zhen flipped through the copper foil like crazy, and every exclamation reported a weapon to expel demons in the era of the Great War of Gods and Demons, which shocked the people around.
In countless pairs of horrified eyes, Liu Zhenzhen pinched these copper foils into a round ball. "Your Excellency...... You—" Goode's eyes widened.
"Although it can be seen from the pattern that this is the weapon design blueprint of the goblin sage Gabrin, the cuneiform script of the ancient goblin is simply undecipherable now, so what are you keeping it for?" Liu Zhenzhen smiled faintly.
"I'm going to know the cuneiform of ancient goblins." The fairy dragon's eyes flickered and said.
"Yes, I don't want it, it's better to let this terrible weapon disappear into the long river of time, wisdom shouldn't be used in killing, fairy dragon, this is what you taught me, I listened to it." Liu's shocking eyes were like an elderly priest, full of compassion and pity, and he looked at the fairy dragon as if he was looking at a Jiangyang thief who had done many evils and had unforgivable crimes.
The fairy dragon was so angry that she almost fainted.
Can you make it, you have already made it, and you can wait for me to come? Once this weapon is popularized, Beamon's physical advantage will be gone, how can it continue to plague the world. Liu Zhen smiled secretly in his stomach.
The giant crane, which was combing its feathers, suddenly let out a loud cry, and its red eyes turned to the door, and there was a murderous aura in its eyes, as if it was a warning.
The militiamen immediately drew their weapons and watched the door with fierce eyes.
(To be continued)