3. Tumor transport
86_86322 In the next few days, I have been living a peaceful life without any waves, and it was at this time that Yanggu Village welcomed a group of uninvited guests, said to be from Beijing's survey team, and their origin was very large.
However, the survey team came at a bad time, encountered a thunderstorm, and the car encountered a landslide in the process of driving, one of the three cars was buried alive, and two people were rescued, but also suffered a lot of minor injuries. The leader of the leadership is very persevering, and when he encounters such a natural disaster, not only does not turn around, but insists on completing the task.
When it comes to surveying, the first thing that comes to everyone's mind is the coal mine, if there is really a coal mine under Yanggu's underground, then the demolition fee issued to every household will definitely not be a minority, so when the survey team came to Yanggu, many people did not receive the money, but they were happy to catch the wind and catch the shadows first.
On this morning, I was drying medicine outside the courtyard, and from a distance, I saw the village chief leading a few people towards my courtyard, and one of them turned out to be a foreigner.
The foreigner seemed to be injured and covered his back, and with the support of several people, it seemed to be particularly hard to cover his back. The village chief led them into the door, and I learned that they were the survey team from Beijing.
I wondered, why did the village chief bring them here, could it be that there is a coal mine under the Tianyi Hall?
In fact, this is not the case, the village chief brought these people here, and they turned out to be looking for me to see a doctor. When he entered the door, a man covered his nose and said to the village chief in a very contemptuous tone: "You village official should not fool us, can such a humble place cure the professor's illness?" ”
"If you love to cure, you will be cured, and if you don't cure, no one will ask you to cure." Before the village chief could speak, I scolded, the two people who spoke were wearing leather clothes, at most they were running errands, one of them touched the door curtain when he first entered the door, and felt that his hands were dirty, and he actually used a red cloth covered with the statue of Xuanyuan to wipe his hands and clothes, and I almost wanted to sweep them out with a broom.
"Don't fire, don't fire, it will definitely be cured" The village chief hurriedly explained a few words, pulled me aside, and said to me cautiously: "Brother Yiming, be mild, this is a big official from Beijing, we can't afford to offend." ”
The foreigner also seemed to think that I was shabby here, and he said a few words in English, and the man in leather who had just been arrogant looked at me with contempt, and mixed a few words in English.
"Shut your mouth." Suddenly, a big man standing behind the foreigner yelled at the leather-clad man, and then whispered a few words to the old man in crutches in English.
"That's a college student from our village, and it's Dade's younger brother Dawu." The village chief explained quietly. And after Yang Dawu explained two sentences in English, the foreigner suddenly calmed down, and there was still a little doubt in his eyes.
Judging from their standing posture, the foreigner must be a very important person, the rest is Yang Dawu, and there is a little white face second, when I first walked in the door, I took a look, and thought that this fair-skinned short man was a woman, but when I looked at his Adam's apple, I found that he was a man
It seemed that these leather-clothed men were noisy, and Yang Dawu drove them all out, leaving only the little white face named Xiao Ning and Professor Yang.
"Brother Yiming, my subordinates are not sensible, please bear with me if you offend." At this time, I carefully observed Yang Dawu's appearance, he and his eldest brother looked a little similar, with slightly thick eyebrows and a very tall figure.
I nodded and forgave those people for their unreasonableness, and then asked Yang Dawu, "What is the illness of this foreign old man?" ”
The old man seemed to understand my words, and immediately grabbed the conversation, and Ye Ye Ye Ye kept talking at me, occasionally holding back broken Chinese, and I was dizzy to hear it.
"Let's talk about you two, I have a headache when he speaks." I said to Yang Dawu and Xiao Ning.
"The professor has a big tumor on his back, which has become inflamed because of the blisters a few days ago." Xiao Ning's voice was also very weak, like a girl.
Yang Dawu comforted: "Don't worry, the medical skills of the Heavenly Medicine Hall are very skillful, and the professor can be cured immediately." ”
"Let's see, shall we?" Modesty is a traditional virtue in our country, and I walked behind the old man and flipped up his clothes, only to find that the situation was very excessive.
On his back was a tumor a little bigger than the cap of a mineral water bottle, the tumor was red and red, and the surrounding area was still thick, and it was difficult for the herbs on one side to quickly eliminate the tumor.
Zhu You has a craft at home, and he can quickly remove the tumors that grow on his body without using a knife. However, I've only just been able to practice spells, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to catch them.
"Damn, fuck it." As soon as I thought of the contempt of those people for Tianyitang and Chinese medicine just now, I was angry, for the sake of Tianyitang's business, no matter what, I had to cure this foreign old man, so that they would be shocked by their jaws.
"Wait for me, I'll go get the tools and come out." Said hello to the two of them, ran into the room, took out the Zhu You Baijia ban, opened the page of tumor transport, read it a few more times, memorized the charm, and I walked out with the yellow table paper and the thirteen needles of the ghost gate.
I measured the size of the tumor with a ruler, then picked up scissors, cut out two paper figures the same size as the tumor, pasted one on the tumor, pierced the middle with a silver needle, twisted a little bit, and the other was attached to the pillar.
"Hold down the old man's hands, and wait, no matter what happens, you can't let him move." Although Xiao Ning and Yang Dawu didn't understand, they still explained to the old man Yang, and then held his hands down.
Taking a deep breath, I faced Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, silently reciting the incantation, while remembering the part of the tumor in my mind, holding this breath, and slowly feeling the power condensed from my body to my arm, and this power condensed to a critical point until I could no longer bear this power.
A loud shout rang out in the room, and I suddenly exerted my strength, and with an arrow step, I quickly rushed to the pillar, and pierced the golden needle into the waist of the paper man, and drank it in one go.
Just as I pierced the gold needle into the paper man's body, the old man sat on the nail bench, bounced up violently, and let out a roar like a pig, fortunately Yang Dawu and Xiao Ning held him down in time, otherwise his hand would have grabbed the gold needle on his waist as soon as possible.
The leather-clad errands heard Professor Yang's roar and hurried into the house, and as soon as they entered the room, their eyes were as big as cowbells.
The golden needle that pierced Professor Yang's waist was slowly sinking into the sarcoma, and no one moved it, but there was an invisible hand behind the golden needle, pushing him little by little.
Poof, a fart-like sound sounded, everyone subconsciously covered their noses, and a smell like a dung canal filled the whole room, not that someone had a fart, but a pool of white and very viscous pus on Professor Yang's tumor.
I ran to Professor Yang's waist, pulled out the gold needle, wiped the yellow paper, wiped off the white thick that flowed out of the surroundings, and when I crumpled the yellow paper into a ball and threw it into the trash, everyone saw with their own eyes that the tumor on Professor Yang's body had deflated, and there was no pus flowing out.
"Okay, it's okay, just rub some Yunnan Baiyao, the wound will scar in a few days." The big group of dog-legged people widened their eyes one by one, their faces were full of surprise, and the leather-clad man who had spoken disrespectfully before purred and swallowed his saliva, and looked at me with a little more awe.
However, after some anger, I was only glad in my heart, fortunately, the theory of so many years was not learned in vain, and it was able to keep the signboard of Tianyitang.
After the old man was cured of the tumor by me, he said to Yang Dawu in surprise, excited like Columbus discovering the New World.
Yang Dawu turned to me and asked, "Brother Yiming, the professor thinks your way of treating the disease is amazing, and wants to ask how you did it." ”
I didn't have a good impression of this uninvited guest, and I wanted to keep a straight face and didn't want to answer him, but when I saw the thick stack of medical fees handed over by Professor Yang's subordinates, I hesitated.
In the past, I was idle, and I felt that money was not important, but if I wanted to give Sister Ma and Miao'er a good life in the future, I had to be rich.
"Moving mountains and reclamation is a kind of medical skill." I took the fee and replied to him. Handling is one of the most famous crafts of Zhu Youjia, moving mountains and reclamation is the name of the ancients, this healing witchcraft can move the tumor on the human body to other places, practice to a certain level, but also to the paper man on behalf of the person, on the paper man to move the knife
If Yang Dawu asked me about the specific process, I would definitely not say it, and I didn't plan to say it.
What I didn't expect was that there were still people who recognized this spell, and the person who recognized this spell was Xiao Ning, when I said that it was tumor transport, Xiao Ning immediately patted his head and said: "I remember, this is Zhu Youjia's tumor removal technique, Zhao Haitao's smooth stream, there is an article called Zhu Youjia's evil sect and evil arts"
"Fart, Zhu Yushu is not an evil art." I almost yelled