2 beauties in the scheme

Two beauties are in the scheme

A plague took the lives of countless people, and the king of the gods asked in a loud voice on the top of Mount Alpis: "King of the plague gods, you are secretly playing ghosts, everything must be done to your heart, and if you are not satisfied, you will secretly harm people, and you dare to say that you did not do it?" ”

"God," the Plague God King didn't dare to stiffen his mouth, and only half-recognized and half-denied continued: "God, I really haven't been going anywhere these days, wait until I go back and ask my little secretary, maybe I left the key in the office ...... suffocated."

At this time, the god of music hurriedly broadcast a round and said: "This thing has happened, all quarrels are superfluous, I will blow a fairy song, let it float to the world, all as a good medicine to cure the disease and save people." ”

The god of music blew the song "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night", and the gods dozed off when they heard it.

The god-king dozed off and dreamed of Hera. Not long after Hera returned from working in Guangzhou, she was enjoying the flowers in her backyard, not to mention the beauty, in this small mountain village, you can see such a woman, any man will be swept up when he sees it.

Zeus changed into a butterfly when he saw it from afar, and he flew and flew and flew to the flowers, and stared hard with his eyes, and the more he looked, the more beautiful he became, and the more he looked at it, the more beautiful he became. Of course, there are more women than men in the divine realm, because the gods all live in the old society, and every country on the earth in the old society is patriarchal. When a boy is sick, he goes to seek medical treatment everywhere, while when a girl is sick, it depends on fate. Therefore, the survival rate of girls in the old society was very low, so all that could be preserved were mixed with gods and men. Hera, in today's words, belonged to a tall aunt, and was beautiful and outstanding, and had a good temper. Assertive, courageous, a heroine among women, a future queen of the gods, and a shrew.

Zeus turned into a butterfly and flew on her head, and stepped on it a little heavier when he landed, and Hera thought it was a leaf floating from a tree, so she reached out and touched Zeus, and called Zeus in pain. Hera held the butterfly in her hand and was about to strangle him to death, when Zeus was so frightened that he quickly turned back to his original form. It didn't matter if he reverted back to his original body, although he almost died, he was recognized by Hera as his younger brother. A gangster leader since he was a child, everything has always been the six relatives do not recognize, and the nature of the savage male is not excluded, he said that he wanted it, and tried every means to see countless beautiful women, and changed all the species in the world. When he saw a beautiful girl bathing in the river, he turned into a fish.

Hera, as his sister, of course can't get used to it, but now he wants to be against himself and his own sister, and his sister will definitely scold him for being a dog: "Then if you are a **, your own sister will also be a male mess around, and you will not be afraid of five thunderbolts from the sky." ”

Zeus blushed on the surface, but he smiled secretly in his heart and said: "I am the god of thunder myself, I will beat myself myself, what kind of joke are you talking about." ”

Hera saw that her brother was a little embarrassed, so she changed the topic and said, "Is our father okay, and everything is fine at home now?" ”

"Definitely," replied his brother Zeus.

"Is our mother okay?"

"No," his brother Zeus replied with the same no-no-no.

"You know that Lu Fei is not also non, do you rely on Fei Fei and Fei to eat?" My sister has been working outside for many years and wants to know a little about the family situation from my younger brother. Because there were no mobile phones in the old society, ancient Greece was originally far away from Guangzhou, and no one would go home to work for the railway unless it was absolutely necessary.

Zeus dreamed of a beautiful Meimei in his dream, because when he accidentally turned into a butterfly, he stepped on the head of the beautiful girl, causing the male ** to miscarry. He is unwilling to live and die, he still has to change, what does he become, what does he become in order to achieve his goal?

This time he turned into a goat, limped and limped, pretending to be pitiful to Sissy, stumbling and stumbling one step at all, and at last he simply did not get up. Hera is also a cicada B, don't you care about this and die? If you let him die, it's not just a wild goat, what's there to pity.

This cicada B used to take the seemingly injured wild goat home, let him eat and drink well every day, and sometimes let him ......

Because Zeus is the god of thunder, and the wind and rain are also his business, he has gone crazy with his nature during this period, he has not gone to work for a long time, and the documents of the work are covered with dust. This time, to see what he did, his company president, God, sent him several emails, telling him to thunder without thunder, to make it rain without rain, and the fish in the river were drying up to death.

Men are like this, in the absence of a girlfriend, most of them will go to work with one mind, as if they forget that they are males, and once they have a girlfriend, then don't want a beauty.

Zeus is now crazy by his beautiful sister, but he still doesn't dare to mess around, he is waiting for the best time. Last time, I almost died in the hands of a beautiful woman because of a heavy foot.

One day the opportunity really came, and Hera took the ghost sheep to the grass by the pond to eat fairy grass, and washed her clothes by the pond.

Will he eat grass for this sheep, and he won't eat grass when he starves to death, he just has one mind to watch......

Because the girls in the old society didn't have bras to wear, when Hera bent down to wash clothes, there was a big window, and the things in it were like a homeless man who hadn't eaten for half a year, looking at the roast duck and chicken, bread and cooked fish and cooked meat in the glass kitchen window on the street.

Unable to control his nature, Zeus threw himself into the pond. Blame Hera for his kindness, let him fall into the pond if he falls into the pond, drown him, the ghost wants him to be wild? Hera fished him out of the pond, and when she saw that no one was around, she took off her clothes, fearing that the ghostly goat would die of cold, and dried the water from him with dry clothes. When he got home, he put the ghost goat in his bed. Messing around, Hera treated this ghost-turned sheep as a ** thing.

The next morning he woke up not a wild goat, but his own brother Zeus. Hera wept loudly and scolded: "Brutes, brutes. ”

When Zeus saw that his sister was going to die, he agreed to marry her and promised not to marry another woman. This was the queen of the Alps later.

The two decided to get married, and the girl took all the money she had earned from her part-time job for several years and followed her boyfriend to Mount Alpis to get married.

This fool is good, happily and happily follows her husband to Mount Alpis to pass the immortals, but Zeus is very busy, thunder, rain, and wind. The mortal world has encountered ghosts, doing it for several years, and now it has fallen for several years, you ghosts and gods, you ** people can't manage it, you monopolize the mountains and the people can't manage it, you still use dim sum to perform your duties, it should rain a little rain, and the wind should start when the wind starts. Since you have this spell, it will be a loss to you, and you will have to do your duty with your hands.

It should have been a long drought and a sweet rain, but you are crazy, and the whole earth is flooded with gold. Don't you know this?