Chapter 224: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid

Is this a compromise? Nima, brother hasn't had enough of it.

Forget it, adults don't remember villains, since you are willing to lower the "noble" dog's head, brother will be a large number of adults, let you go, "Two conditions, one, apologize for your threatening words; 2. One day, when my Rejuvenation Hall develops to Yanjing, I must not pretend to be public or private, and deliberately embarrass me. ”

"Okay." The middle-aged woman said dryly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost my proportion. The middle-aged woman said sincerely.

The turtle finally knows to shut up. Because he knows his situation very well, and he also knows some about his own family's situation. Moreover, he did believe his mother's words, Zhang He was a madman, an out-and-out madman.

Otherwise, how could he do such a crazy thing as slapping him.

Afraid that he couldn't control his turtle, he simply turned his head away, not daring to look, nor wanting to look at Zhang He's harmless little tender face.

The middle-aged woman's decisiveness exceeded Jang Hyuk's expectations, and it seemed that it was impossible to provoke her. Forget it, today's enmity will end here, and if it continues to make trouble, it will really be a lose-lose situation.

Brother's career has just started, but it is also in full swing, and he can't offend the minister for the sake of this old woman in the sunset, in that case, it will not hurt the enemy by 1,000 and lose 800, but hurt the enemy by 1,000 and lose 10,000.

"I accept your apology." Zhang He said with a smile on his face, "But please also remember what you said." ”

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Zhang He walked away in a dashing manner, but the moment he turned around, the old woman's smiling face instantly turned into an iron blue, and the turtle's hands were clenched into iron fists. If he could, he would definitely smash Jang Hyuk to death with one punch.

The first one was cashed in on the spot, but the second one was a fart, a fart that didn't even leave a bit of a stench. Zhang He knows this, and the old woman also knows it.

As long as the Rejuvenation Hall dares to come to Yanjing, you just wait for the door to close, the old woman thought hatefully: Crazy, I think you can go crazy for a long time? Once the limelight is over, who remembers your bullshit hero.

Dead old woman, you'd better remember your brother's warning, otherwise, my brother will definitely do it. However, if you can keep your word, it is estimated that the old sow will not only be able to climb trees, but will fly into the sky.

Second Senior Brother, it seems that you still have to continue to find a way to chase Chang'e, the old sow will definitely not be able to fly to the sky, Zhang He thought to himself.

However, in this confrontation, Zhang He did not gain nothing. At least, Zhang He confirmed the turtle's words to the old woman with practical actions, he is crazy, he loves people unforgivingly, and he doesn't know what sleek is.

This kind of person is not worthy of attention at all, and it is easy to kill him.

The turtle thought so, and the old woman couldn't help but think about it, this is the result that Zhang He wanted-to underestimate the enemy. Zhang He thought that the old woman who was cunning and cunning would not be fooled so easily, he did this just to leave her with an arrogant impression and pave the way for future performances, but he did overestimate this old woman who relied on family power to climb up, because she did inadvertently despise herself.

Didn't someone say that? After telling a lie a hundred times, it will become a wise saying, brother pretended to be crazy and stupid today, and then continued to be arrogant and arrogant, it should make this woman feel underestimated, right? Zhang He thought seriously.

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"Doctor Zhang, you don't really plan to open the Rejuvenation Hall to Yanjing, do you?" Yu Hui, who had been walking beside Zhang He, couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"Why don't you come? This is the real center of China. ”

"Doctor Zhang, I advise you to think twice, hey." Yuhui sighed helplessly.

Zhang He smiled, "Director Yu, thank you for the reminder, I will pay attention." ”

"That's good."

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In Nuoda's conference room, the seats were already arranged according to everyone's qualifications, and Zhang He and Yu Hui soon found the water sign with their names written on it, and sat in the first and second places from the left respectively.

On the right-hand side, it is full of officials' positions.

Could it be that this is the so-called unparalleled? Zhang He, who doesn't know much about officialdom seat arrangement, couldn't help but think.

In the soft-spoken chatter between Zhang He and Yu Hui, the commendation conference finally kicked off.

On the rostrum sat seven leaders who were all above the age of sixties, and it seemed that the position should not be low. "Looks like we'll have to listen to another three-hour opening remark." Zhang He couldn't help but think.

After the moderator announced the opening of the meeting, Vice Minister Ye Hong delivered a speech. His speech was very simple, completely beyond Zhang He's expectations, saying that he only said a few words, and really only said a few words. This made Zhang He, who was already tired of long speeches and had to listen to an hour's "speech" at every turn, to have a very good first impression of this old man.

But the second spokesman ignored everyone's feelings, and his long and boring speech made Zhang He want to lie on the conference table and fall asleep, but because he took into account the long guns and short cannons that were all over the venue, he was afraid of ruining his glorious image, and Zhang He had to pretend to listen carefully and be taught with an open face.

Another leader was replaced, "Let me die." Zhang He felt like the two little demons guarding Tang Seng in the Journey to the West, tortured to the point of almost going crazy.

Tang Seng will also point to "people are born by people, demons are born by demons, if the demon has a benevolent heart, then he is no longer a demon, he is a shemale." "These kinds of little jokes. But just like that, the little demon was still tortured to commit suicide, should the brother swing a knife from the palace first, and then commit suicide?

Zhang He, who felt that his situation was not as serious as that of the little demon, thought hatefully.

"Next, I would like to invite Zhang He, the chief contributor of this insect relief effort, to the stage to receive the award and deliver a speech."

The host's incendiary curtain finally aroused Zhang He's interest. The small meeting of the conference, the meeting is held every day, and my brother finally keeps the clouds open and sees the moon. "Will you reward my brother with a little magic horse?" Zhang He couldn't help but look forward to it.

After all, this is a reward issued by the Deputy Minister himself, and it can't be too unsightly, right?

In the thunderous applause, under the tracking of countless cameras, Zhang Helong stepped onto the podium in a chic manner.

Standing on such a high podium for the first time, Zhang He couldn't help but be a little fluttering, and couldn't help but be a little nervous, but fortunately, the host didn't let him speak immediately, but politely invited Deputy Minister Ye Hong.

The music sounded, the flashing lights blinded the human eye, and Zhang He received the most valuable medal he won in his life - the National May Day Labor Medal.

The May Day Labor Medal is generally awarded on May Day, but there are also examples of temporary awards under special circumstances, and each of those who receive this award is undoubtedly a Chinese citizen who has made significant contributions to China and has made significant contributions in emergencies.

Zhang He had already thought about his acceptance speech, but in the face of countless cameras and cameras, in line with the idea of taking care of the many bricks who were tortured to death, Zhang He temporarily adjusted his acceptance speech with a sense of responsibility, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." ”

This is how the shortest acceptance speech in history was born.

Minister Li's speech was equally simple and did not last more than a minute.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Hui won the award alone, but what made Zhang He indignant was that the turtle that didn't get the bullshit effect actually became the third winner. The reason is very simple, in order to help the disaster area, Zhang Yibrick's family did not hesitate to give up the treatment they were receiving, and resolutely rushed to the disaster area with a very dangerous cerebral aneurysm that could rupture at any time, and in order to cure the patient as soon as possible, Zhang Yibrick's family worked hard and served the people wholeheartedly. As a result, overwork led to a ruptured cerebral aneurysm, and he almost returned to the disaster area.

Listening to the real praise that the host said, Zhang He couldn't wait to kick the idiot and his wheelchair to the stage.

Listening to this idiot's big acceptance speech, Zhang He couldn't wait to break out on the spot and scold him for a cerebral hemorrhage. It's a pity that in the face of countless cameras, Zhang Hetong had to work hard to maintain a smiling idol demeanor.

Zhang He smiled very hard, his muscles stiffened, but fortunately, the awards in the back were basically on stage in waves.