Section 84: The Holy Hand of Traditional Chinese Medicine
When Ye Qiu was pulled into Tang Guo's boudoir by Lin Bao'er, and saw Tang Guo sitting on the bed with a blushing face and no disaster, and didn't glance at him when he saw him coming, but turned his gaze to the direction of the TV, and what was playing on the TV screen was two stupid old men and old ladies who were singing and giving gifts to give brain platinum - uh-huh-huh-hmm
Netease News said that some time ago, a handsome teenager was killed by a group of rich women who took turns forking and forking, could it be that rich women have this hobby of multiple wheels, and they also want to fork themselves?
"Bright Sword" tells us that the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road. To be a man would rather die in battle than be scared to death. How could Ye Qiu's dignified seven-foot man be intimidated by two little children just now?
When he was thinking about whether to lie down on his body and spread his legs and say come on, Lin Baoer pushed him again and said, "Hey, why are you like a piece of wood?" Stupidly standing there? ”
What do you mean? She said she shouldn't be stupid to stand here? So that means to make yourself act?
Ye Qiu looked at Tang Guo, and then at Lin Bao'er, after carefully reviewing the quality of his hair, the beauty of his face, the plumpness of his body, etc., and struggling in his heart, he finally decided to start with Lin Bao'er first.
Ye Qiu always wanted to know if Lin Bao'er's breasts were without the restraint of underwear, and it would be a spectacular scene when she appeared in front of her.
To be honest, Ye Qiu felt that he was a rookie in some ways. Although he has seen all kinds of processes from countless big and small movies, and witnessed the process of a pair of strange or familiar men and women meeting to acquaintance** to ambiguous and then to falling down, but when there was really such an opportunity, he suddenly became a little overwhelmed.
What is the first step?
All right. Drink first. That's how it is played on TV.
Ye Qiu had come to Tang Guo's room and knew that there was a small wine cabinet in the room, which stored a lot of red wine that had been opened at the end. He walked straight over and glanced at it. Immediately chose a bottle of slightly drunk and aphrodisiac variety, and walked to the table with three goblets between his fingers.
"Hey, what are you doing with red wine?" Lin Bao'er asked curiously.
"Ahh Ye Qiu, you beast, why did you open my collection of red wine? ”
Ye Qiu was a little puzzled, swept over the faces of the two, and felt that something was wrong. "Don't you need to drink some red wine to cheer up?"
"Help your head. It's a treasure in my collection, and I can't even afford to open it myself. Tang Guo jumped up from the bed in a rage, wearing a red two-piece pajama with a cartoon pattern.
"Do you still need to drink for breast enlargement?" Lin Bao'er lay on the table next to Ye Qiu, raised her fleshy little face and asked.
"Breast augmentation?" Ye Qiu's hand holding the cup sank suddenly. "What do you mean?"
"Why are you so stupid?" Lin Bao'er wanted to be savage when she saw Ye Qiu's sluggish expression. Take the cup from him. said: "Didn't you help Sister Tang Tang cure her of food poisoning yesterday?" ”
"yes."
"Last time, that Han Shuang also said that you helped him cure his grandfather's illness?"
"So what?" Ye Qiu somewhat understood, it turned out that these two girls were playing with the idea of his craft, not his body--he felt a little regretful in his heart.
"You're so stupid." Lin Baoer wanted to pat Ye Qiu's head, but Ye Qiu dodged him. "You can cure so many diseases, it proves that your medical skills must be very good, right?"
"General." Ye Qiu thought to himself, comparing himself with the old man. I'm a rookie indeed.
"Don't be modest. We are not fools. Lin Bao'er said with a smug face. I discussed with Sister Tang Tang just now and decided to let you help her enlarge her breasts - don't say you can't. We have already checked it on the Internet, and some people say that TCM breast augmentation is the most effective method. No pills, no injections, no side effects. Right? ”
Indeed, TCM can indeed enlarge breasts, and it is much better than the methods such as breast enhancement drugs and clothing that are spread all day long in TV commercials. In the theory of traditional Chinese medicine. The stomach belongs to the spleen, and the apical bump belongs to the liver meridian, so in order for the ru to develop well, it is necessary to start with the liver and spleen and stomach. By acupressure on the back. By draining blood to the chest, various nutrients in the blood are delivered to the glands, and the cells in the chest can eat the best nutrients. The fat cells in the chest will swell, and the breasts will naturally enlarge.
This is not the use of external stimuli, but the ability of the human body to provide the chest with the nutrients it needs
And if you do this, it couldn't be easier for a master of Jing Tuina and acupuncture like Ye Qiu.
Ye Qiu looked at the slightly raised part of Tang Guo's pajamas seriously, and said, "According to her age, it's actually not too small. ”
"What? Not too small? Tang Guo was annoyed. Pointing at Lin Bao'er and said, "She is only 16 years old and much older than me, am I still not young?" ”
Truly. The small chest is Miss Tang's reverse scales. In the same room lived three women. She can still accept her age when her boobs are bigger than herself, and her age is younger than herself. The chest is the largest, which makes it difficult for Tang Guo to accept.
A woman's love of beauty is deep in the bone marrow. In order to make themselves more beautiful, they can endure the pain that is usually absolutely unbearable. Tang Guo also tried a lot of methods, breast enhancement yoga, breast enhancement food, magic support underwear, and even listened to TV commercials and ran to buy breast enhancement drugs to eat, but unfortunately it had no effect.
Today she chatted with Lin Baoer at home about Ye Qiu's brilliant medical skills, Lin Baoer said that she saw the news that there is a master of Chinese medicine who can help people enlarge their breasts, and the effect is very good, you can try it with Ye Qiu. Tang Guo's first reaction was absolutely not, she was still a big girl with yellow flowers, how could she let that beast take advantage?
It's a pity that this thought is squirming in my heart like a maggot attached to the bone, and I can't get rid of it no matter how much I hurry. If you can really plump up at once, even if you are taken advantage of by this beast, it is not a great thing.
The two didn't dare to act rashly, what if the news was fake? What if Ye Qiu can't be cured?
So the two of them hugged a notebook and sat on the bed looking for ways to enlarge breasts in traditional Chinese medicine, but they didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. And in other words, there is no intention of faking at all. What's more, some large beauty salons have also launched this TCM breast enhancement method.
At this moment, Tang Guo couldn't sit still, and after turning around the room for dozens of times, she finally decided to let Lin Bao'er call Ye Qiu back, she was embarrassed to do this.
"I'm telling the truth. If -- I mean if you have a boyfriend, maybe it's also a way to enlarge your breasts. Ye Qiu suggested.
"No, no, no. I'm not going to have a boyfriend. Just tell me, can you cure it? Tang Guo said crisply.
"It can be cured." Ye Qiu nodded.
"That's good. Come on. Tang Guo ran to the bed and lay down.
Ye Qiu felt a little funny, but the idea he had when he entered the door just now was implemented by Tang Guo first.
Ye Qiu looked at Tang Guo and said, "Isn't this good?" ”
"What's so bad? The old lady has a advantage for you to take advantage of, are you still not happy? Don't be serious, I don't know you men? ”
When Tang Guo said this, he pulled the goose down quilt and covered himself.
Ye Qiu thought for a while and said, "I need a silver needle." ”
"Do you have one? Or get out now
"Yes." When Ye Qiu was about to go out, the old man gave him a trip to the silver needle, but it was in the hut where he lived.
"Then go get it." Tang Guo said.
"You tell me where it is, I'll get it." Lin Baoer said. Ye Qiu said where to put the silver needle, and Lin Bao'er ran downstairs with a kick. As long as there is excitement to watch, she is the most diligent.
Only Ye Qiu and Tang Guo were left in the room, and the atmosphere suddenly became delicate. Originally, Tang Guo pretended not to care, but when he thought of what happened next, he felt red-faced. Sneaking a glance at Ye Qiu, and seeing that he was also looking towards him, he immediately turned his head in panic and set his eyes on the TV commercial.
After turning around, he was indignant in his heart, he was his employer, he was just a little bodyguard of his own, why should he avoid his eyes?
"Hey, does your hand shake after drinking?" Tang Guo suddenly said loudly.
"What?" Ye Qiu didn't expect Tang Guo to speak suddenly, and was stunned before replying, "No." ”
"That's good. Pour me a drink. Tang Guo said.
Ye Qiu poured two glasses of red wine in the past, and handed one to Tang Guo, but he didn't expect that Miss Tang, who was usually not afraid of heaven and earth, didn't dare to look at her face when she received the wine, Ye Qiu smiled secretly in her heart, but on the surface, she didn't move, leaning on the table and slowly tasting Tang Guo's treasured wine.
After a while, Lin Bao'er ran upstairs with a needle box, pushed open the door of the room and saw Ye Qiu and Tang Guo each drinking a glass of red wine, and laughed slyly: "Ouch, should I come up later?" I didn't expect you to start ** after I walked for a while. ”
"See if I don't tear your mouth apart." Tang Guo was already a little weak-hearted, but when he heard Lin Bao'er's quip, he was even more angry, and glared at her fiercely and said.
Ye Qiu put down the wine glass, took the needle box in Lin Bao'er's hand, and asked Tang Guo to find the first-aid kit prepared at home, find the wine cotton and start disinfection. Climb ^ book ^ net, this chapter is first published by "".