401 On Inferior Sex Education
"My son's life is miserable, pity him a big hero, born in a ball-island country, a desert island insulated from beauty, there is no place to see a real beauty, all of them are some goods. When others are kings, they have three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two sisters, but when my son is a king, he doesn't even have a decent palace maid, and it is not as good as a small rich man in a land country who has three wives and four concubines.
In order to prevent the royal family of the country from becoming extinct, I persuaded my son to go out to the land country to grab a beautiful woman, isn't this enough? But who knew that a Cheng Biting Jin was killed halfway, and when my son was in the same room with the beautiful Helen, the immoral Guanyin Niangniang didn't know which coffin pit she crawled out of. She didn't say it clearly, but secretly killed people, when my son climbed on the body of the beauty, she used magic to put a hair thin wire on my son's several, my son exerted a force, just cut the ** on both sides, so that my son mutton did not eat, but provoked a body, and now I don't know if it is cured. My son! Madame Etra was already in tears.
"That's right!"
After hearing this, the Queen Mother also felt that Guanyin was too ignorant of human nature to deal with the problem, so could she die in no other way? No wonder she is still an old virgin and lacks morality. But when I think about it, maybe it can only be like this, if there is any other way, Guanyin is not a person who will not think of it, how can he cultivate immortal without even this bit of intelligence?
Thinking of this, Niangniang felt very sophisticated in rescuing Guanyin, and it seemed that there was really no other way, smart! Niangniang was secretly happy in her heart, thinking that she was still scolding other people's old B, wasn't she telling her to be the wife of Zeus, the king of heaven? Whether it will be or will not be a matter of planning is always in the plan.
"Now what are you going to do with Helen?" Niangniang said with a little sympathy.
"I want to stay and wait for my son to come back, so that he can taste the umami of a beautiful woman, if I can?" Madame Etra still spoke so well that she did not dare to insist on keeping Helen in front of her mother.
"I can't compromise with you just because I see tears of sadness for my son in your eyes. You said that you taught your son to go to the mainland to rob beautiful women, you are exchanging your old life for your son's new life, and you want to take all the sins on your own head, your abacus is too beautiful, right? Do you dare to say that you taught your son to rob beautiful women? It's not that you didn't manage it well when you were a child, and you were always strong and domineering when you became an adult, which caused the heinous crime of robbing the beautiful Helen in front of you. ...... "Niangniang is still based on the way of heaven, and she doesn't dare to deal with problems according to her conscience. The principle of law enforcement cannot be abandoned because of a few tears of this old man.
"! You have always been merciful, my son is a king, is it also a sin to rob a beautiful woman? Is it because he crossed the border and violated the rules of heaven? Or is this woman too big? "Lady Etra is pretending to be a little crazy and stupid, knowing that Helen is the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, does she need to ask?
"Did you live in the country before?" Niangniang felt the need to ask this woman about her son's upbringing, whether this foundation came from the city or the countryside, why did she educate the inferior nature of going out to rob a beautiful woman as a wife?
"What's the purpose of asking this?" Mrs. Etra felt that her relationship with her son was a rather humiliating affair. Don't talk about it.
"I would like to know where your son's basic education comes from. That's all. Niangniang said.
"My son was the son of Mr. and Mrs. Dew, I was in the city at the time, and then I was infected and hid in the country. I was originally a garbage woman in the city, and the countryside was not developed at that time, so I brought the environment of living in the city to the countryside, which allowed me to pick up a cheap one, and the garbage woman in the city became a phoenix in the flock of chickens in the countryside.
At this time, a ruffian and hooligan saw that I was quite fashionable, and he came to pester me every day, thinking that I was a good product, so I let him take the bait. Then he wanted to get rid of me. Why did my father be a rogue than he was, and kicked him in the egg...... My son, Theseus, grew up in such an environment. "Madame Etra was doing as she pleased, blaming Theseus for all her recklessness on her father and grandfather.
"Inferior root sex education still stays in animal sex education, and uses savage strength as a source of survival. You didn't go to the Cosmos Girls' Normal School? "Niangniang is digging into the roots.
"I read it, it doesn't work, when you go to the countryside, you have to follow the customs, the mother can only discipline the daughter, and the son is disciplined by the father. They just want their sons to not be bullied by other people's children in the neighborhood, otherwise they will have no interest when they grow up. will suffer for the rest of your life. Mrs. Etra said.
"If you get into a lawsuit now, you won't suffer?" Niang Niang said.
"Will it be a capital offense? Empress! ……”
"Don't ask about this, first find a way to get Helen to go home with her brothers and see it. How did you brainwash Helen so that she knew that she was robbed, but she was still willing to marry herself, lest she be notorious when she returned home.
You drain all the water out of people's minds. Pour some water from the stinky ditch into it, you pyramid scheme? Now you have to restore the clear water in her head and make her realize that returning to her parents and brother is the right way. "Niangniang taught her to untie the bell and need to tie the bell.
"My son is really miserable, why don't you be a favor, please marry Helen to my son Theseus as a matchmaker, please mother!" Mrs. Etra is using her face as the sole of her boot. It's also the final death struggle.
"What are you kidding, pretending to be crazy and stupid? This is the world's top beauty, and besides, your son snatched it again, if your son succeeds, then the world will follow suit, and rob it when you see a beauty, and then ask a matchmaker to say that it is unreasonable. If you don't die of this heart, and make Helen afraid of you and afraid of your behavior, she will be willing to go home with her brothers. "The mother criticized Madame Etra, saying that this was a precedent and contrary to heavenly principles.
"Niangniang, in front of such a beautiful and kind girl, I can't say anything bad to her, and I am reluctant to beat her, how can she be afraid of me?" Mrs. Etra is already easy to get in and out of.
"You just say that she is not a good woman, and she was played rotten by someone in her mother's house......" Niangniang taught Mrs. Etra to lose and die.
"Okay Niangniang, I'll wake up now, everything in this dream still hopes that Niangniang will raise her noble hand, my son's life is miserable!" Lady Etra said.
", are you still suffering as a king? Don't you, don't you? Shall I ask him to be a grass farmer tomorrow? The mother said angrily.
"I can't, I can't, mother, it's okay if my son doesn't die. Is! "Mrs. Etra is confused, she thinks that this is buying a stall, and she will not be happy without a bargain, and she will feel a lot of fools for half a year after returning home.
"Hurry up and complete the task, otherwise you don't want to live in the palace, and give you an old beggar wife!" With that, the mother kicked Madame Etra in the ass.
Mrs. Etra rubbed her eyes, she had just woken up from a slumber, and when she saw Helen sitting beside her with her hand, and a group of strangers in front of her, she asked Helen, "Helen, who are these people?" ”
"Mom, two of them are my brothers, and they're here to take me home." Helen is also guilty of the first year, and she still treats this cicada old B as her mother, is it shameless?
"I'm afraid it's not Helen, I just told me in a dream that they are your wild husbands, it turns out that you are a, a X who no one wants. Bah! "Madame Etra did what the mother in her dream taught her to die, so that Helen was afraid that she would want to go home with her brothers.
"Mother, where are you, just when you smuggled me out of the tunnel, you praised me to death, and now you are degrading me to death? You must have fallen for it, Mom? Helen was crying in anger, wondering what Theseus' mother was thinking.
Helen's brother and some of the soldiers who had not yet been killed had besieged Mrs. Etra and Helen in the middle, and their voices were relatively quiet, and the two brothers only knew that they were discussing, but they could not hear what they were talking about.
"You shameless bitch, you have mildew rotting between your legs. You are still a vicious goods, I snatched you and wanted to have a round house with you, but you ruthlessly cut off other people's few sides, leaving them for your brother to use? "Madame Etra tried to say that as long as there was such a fact, it would be enough to put it on Helen, all for the sake of the end.
Helen's heart was cold, as if the old witch had turned into a snake, and it was a king cobra, and it was spraying poison at Helen. Helen didn't know what to do, and thought that Madame Etra was mad at the reality before her, and that there was a madwoman talking in her ear, and it was a sure thing.
"Mom, are you mad at the reality in front of you? First of all, you also said that I was as beautiful as a flower, and that your son snatched me was a good blessing in his previous life. Now how can I say that I am not human, if this reaches my mother, will I still have the face to go home? When your son comes back, he really doesn't want me, I'll jump into the river here and die. Helen said.
When Mrs. Etra heard Helen say this, she couldn't help scolding her mother for inviting ghosts to cause illness, and she couldn't do anything to damage her tricks. Is this girl asking for my old life, if she refuses to go home, the queen mother will have to dig up my old B and throw it into the river to feed the fish, what can I do?
Pregnant! If you are not ruthless, you can't do big things, didn't Niangniang say that you can use any means, then I will beat her. Although I'm a little older, I'm sophisticated, this Helen is still a girl's family, and she is still very tender when she fights, just like cabbage, and when she stir-fries, it's a pot of water, and there is no material.
I remember that when I was in the round house, I didn't succeed in the round, and it was Guanyin Niangniang who used a small steel wire to cut a few of my son's ...... There must also be a vegetable rice bulb in the nipple of this thing, and if I pinch her hard, I will have to kill her. And I'm going to use my hand to buckle her B, first get her on top, and then get her naked, so that she is so scared that she runs away from me and goes back to her brother...... (To be continued.) )