Li Yuanba was beaten and a mouthful of blood spurted out, because this was the second time he entered the palace, he couldn't help swallowing it anymore, and had to spit out.

Gao Chong Le Ma returned to his position, and Bao Zheng stepped forward and stretched out his hand to hold his horse rope, with a bright smile on his face.

Seeing this, Di Renjie hurriedly sounded the gong to withdraw the troops, it was also almost night, and he had to quickly return Li Yuanba to the tent to recuperate from his injuries, this was not a joke, if Li Yuanba died, the Tang army would face collapse.

Hearing that Li Yuanba was beaten to the point of vomiting blood, Lu Bu suddenly pushed Athena away, and shouted: "Mistake me for a big deal!" ”

Yes, there was a war on the front line, and Athena put Lu Bu in a private tent to whip him, which made Di Renjie see that no one went up after Li Yuanba withdrew from the plum blossom circle, but he didn't see Lu Bu, because it was not enough to ask others to go up, so Di Renjie had to withdraw his troops and fight again tomorrow.

"Why are you so angry, is something big happening?" Athena's mind was eating Lu Bu's little fresh meat, forgetting that the two armies were fighting.

"The first hero of the Tang Army was beaten to vomit blood, and I was ashamed to death!" Lu Bu hated that he was not present, not only did he lose face, but he also had to be tried by a military court.

"Are you going to rush to get revenge, go!" Athena let go of the hand holding Lu Bu, deliberately feeling unfinished, and smiled embarrassedly at Lu Bu.

"There is still a ghost, all the troops have been collected, and I will fight the ghost alone?" Lu Bu originally stood up, but after thinking about it, he had already collected his troops, so he sat down again.

"yes, it's night, let's just have a good time until dawn today?" Athena said tentatively.

"It's no fun, I've been with you twice, you still want to enter the palace three times, do you want to make me unable to lift a gun tomorrow?" Lu Bu said as he suddenly covered a few hands on the few points, because Athena wanted to reach out to hold his several points, and wanted to tease it with this, so that Lu Bu himself had no right to speak, and everything was up to the hormones.

"Stingy, I won't eat you, I'll die if I touch it?" Athena said with a blushing face. She is also trying to stop her addiction, is there a way to do this?

"You treat me like a cicada, I will not be able to control it as soon as I let you touch it, and I will kneel down to ask you when the time comes. Isn't it? Lu Bu means that this thing makes women have seizures when they touch it, they can't help themselves, and it will become very urgent, if women don't want to, they will kneel down and beg women regardless of their face.

"When did I ask you to kneel and beg me? It's all in the blindness. If you want me now, I'll give it to you! After Athena finished speaking, her eyes widened wide, like a fire burning in Xiang Lu Bu's face.

"I'm a cicada? I'm going to be the first one to start tomorrow. Do you want me to die in your stomach today? "It's not that Lu Bu doesn't like to play with this ghostly thing, but he is considering his body, and he is afraid that he will lose too much yang energy in one day, which will deplete people's spirits.

"It's going to rain tomorrow!" Athena began to think that she had to do it again, and with a hundred patiences, she agreed to Lu Bu.

Hearing Athena say that it would rain tomorrow, Lu Bu really looked up at the sky, because it was nearly night, and he couldn't tell whether there were clouds or no clouds in the sky, but he felt that there were really dark clouds. Because it had just come down at night, there were no stars in the sky. This confused the celestial image in Lu Bu's heart, maybe it would really rain tomorrow.

Lu Bu looked at the sky for a long time, he was pretending to be looking for the trend of rain, and his heart was captured by Athena, the cicada B, and his heart was deliberately on the side that it would rain tomorrow. Goose! I'm not afraid that you don't like it, I'm afraid that you won't see it, and a sentence that it will rain tomorrow will lock Lu Bu's heart. This is the benefit of minimally invasive surgery, you can break the stone in your stomach with an embroidery needle, and you can scare Lu Bu away with a big knife.

Athena saw Lu Bu in Famu. It's not yet understood, it's like a sow in heat, someone touches it with a hand on its back, and it will stand still all day. If you hit it, you want to drive it into the fence. The more you hit it, the more comfortable it feels, and it loses its pain, only liking.

"Really, it's going to rain tomorrow!" After saying that, Athena stood up and gently pushed Lu Bu down.

When he was done, Lu Bu cried, and he hugged Athena in his arms and whispered, "What if it doesn't rain tomorrow?" ”

It is a fact that men do this kind of thing and drink alcohol, especially some women like to use sweet wine and beards to make soju. Let you drink one cup and think about two. Goose! As a result, as soon as I went out, I used my hands to find the wall and wanted to hold on to the wall. Lu Bu was like this at this time, and he had to cry in this cup. If it doesn't rain tomorrow, will there be a wall in front of the two armies?

Hearing Lu Bu ask so innocently like a child, Athena couldn't control her laughter for a while, so she simply said casually: "If it doesn't rain tomorrow, I'll climb to the sky to pee!" ”

"You just said that you climbed up to the sky and went down to the cubs, so that all the people of the world would be sons of God!" Lu Bu said.

"If you want to be beautiful, it's all your Lu Bu's son?" After Athena said this, she crooked her mouth and looked at Lu Bu with a smile, showing a sense of pride and satisfaction.

"Then I'll become a father of 10,000 people!" Lu Bu also put aside his already wide mouth and said, so that he looks even bigger than Niu B.

"Look at your cicada statue, won't everyone in the world become cicadas in the future?" After Athena said this, there was a sense of cowardice in her eyes, which was a sign of shame.

Although Lu Bu is a cicada, he still has basic self-esteem, and after listening to Athena say that he is a cicada, after Athena's B to pee in the sky, this son is all a fool, and he completely falls into a mixture of joy and sorrow. I am happy that I will be the father of all people in the future, and I am worried that I was scolded by Athena for being a cicada, which is more painful for a man than digging his heart.

Goose! This is something that a ghost Taoist can't do, because he is hi Athena, and Athena is a beauty and a god of war, and the double advantage makes Lu Bu have to be honest, not to mention the dew couple, there is also a difference between eating soft rice and eating hard rice, at this time Lu Bu is eating soft rice in Athena's milk.

"Actually, I'm not a cicada!" Lu Bu's voice was full of pathos.

"I've just heard that some people are still making fun of me in front of me, saying that I even like a cicada!" Athena meant to emphasize that Lu Bu admitted that she was a cicada, which was afraid that Lu Bu would ignore her in the future, and deliberately used the cicada to degrade Lu Bu first, so as to beat Lu Bu's arrogance and make him really feel that he was a cicada, and Athena saw him as a winner.

"Since you all know my cicada, then why do you want to do stupid things with me, you are not afraid of ruining your name of beauty and god of war." Lu Bu came straight to see what you had to say.

"Don't you just like your big cucumber!" Athena dragged Lu Bu's few and said.

"Cicada B, you still say I'm the cicada head. More straightforward than I can speak. If you fall in our eastern world, a person like you who is more straightforward than me, either someone will say that you are Cicada B behind your back, or someone will shout at you Cicada B in person. Lu Bu's fingers are also like weasels chasing rats. Desperately digging into the hole.

"You mean, people say you're a cicada because you're more straightforward than others?" Athena was pulling Lu Bu's robe: "Say! ”

"Ouch!" Lu Bu quickly withdrew the fingers that had reached into Athena's legs, turned to the defense, and pushed Athena's hand between his legs away.

This time Athena lost so much that she called her mother, like speculating in stocks. A yellow eel that was about to enter the warehouse was reversed by himself and ran away, leaving himself empty inside, which is called a sharp fall in B shares!

Love is tireless and good, thinking of this, Athena grabbed Lu Bu's hand and put it in her triangle field.

"The ghost wants you to pull the hair of the master, blame the ghost, and talk about the cicada, if you don't have the cicada, you will die?" (Is Lü Bu a northerner?) Lu Bu is speaking in the Northeast dialect.

"Yes, sugar cane is not sweet at both ends, and whoever calls us all big men. What people concentrate is the essence. Athena said self-deprecatingly.

"Short people don't have cicada heads? Is Wu Dalang as tall as me? "Lu Bu has found a fulcrum, which is the theory of linguistic leverage, and Lu Bu only knows its use but does not know its name.

Writing here, I feel that Lu Bu said a lot about Lu Bu when he was played by Athena for the first time, and it is not good to repeat a matter in the same work, if you know that it is repeated and still write, what kind of face do you have to meet Jiangdong's father?

Regarding the height and wisdom of people, I always want to insert it in a certain work, and use the dialogue of the characters in the work to elaborate, just like cooking, which is just a condiment. It has to be put into a certain dish to be delicious.

"I also admit that I am more straightforward than others because of my size, if I insist on saying that this is a cicada, I can't do it, I am born by nature! I also believe that it is a combination of being big. It's like a computer with a keyboard. (There were no computers in Athena's time, but that doesn't mean you can't write it in, and if you think it's a goof, criticize me, I thank God, it's right in the middle.) Athena said it with a good analogy.

"I guess you mean. If you are a tall adult, you will not be afraid of offending people when you speak, this is the so-called straightforwardness? And those little and timid ghosts, because they don't have the strength, they will turn around and beat them when they speak, and they are afraid that they will be beaten if they offend people by speaking? There's also a clever bonus. Is that so? Lu Bu analyzed.

"I'll bring a knife with me tomorrow!" Athena said.

"Goose! Are you afraid that someone will say that you are a cicada B, and you will kill people? Lu Bu said.

"I don't care if someone dares to say that Lu Bu is a cicada in front of me, I will dig up whose B with a knife and throw it into the river to feed the fish." Athena was currying favor with Lu Bu to make up for what Lu Bu didn't like to hear.

"Don't! Don't!! I call you my mother, I'd rather be a cicada, and I don't want to see a woman who is dug by you because I told the truth, and I don't want to kill people? Lu Bu would rather admit that he is a cicada than see others get into a bloody incident because of his cicada, and he still digs B.

Hearing Lu Bu say this, Athena was deeply moved, so she hugged Lu Bu's head and began to kiss him wildly. Lu Bu hurriedly hid his mouth, it's not that Lu Bu doesn't like to be so affectionate, it's the exact opposite, playing with women, especially beautiful women, Lu Bu likes it the most. B called, who doesn't like it the most, is there? However, Lu Bu is not a cicada, there will be no rain tomorrow to fight, and the two armies are not joking in front of the formation, and they have no energy to take their lives.

"It's going to rain tomorrow!" Athena smiled from ear to ear, and wanted to use such a nonsense to deceive Lu Bu, but there was no malice, only a little greedy for men and women to fall in love.

"I'm calling you mother, it's going to snow tomorrow, isn't it?" Lu Bu was a little duplicitous, and he didn't stick to his principles and ruthlessly pushed Athena away from his arms, if he really did this, Athena wouldn't be so desperate and begging, women don't know that it's not good for men to play too many times in one night? Definitely. But this ghost thing is no more milking than a baby, and when it is full, it will not eat itself, or it will open its mouth and flow out of the mouth. But a woman's mouth, how to say it, if you don't manage it well, people will eat it to death! It became almost a rule that a man could not feed a woman overnight, except for natives.

(Please take a look at the natives, [the natives] will see how long they are a few feet long.) It is thicker than a flashlight, and it is hung around the neck with a strap when working. A female reporter went to the interview to feel it with her hand and said that it weighed two catties, which was similar to the stallion we saw. It's really not a B call. ）

Athena saw that although Lu Bu had a big material and long eggs, he had a heart like a sheep, so she decided to play his last hand, comparing her heart to her heart, Athena is not a cicada, she has to leave a little capital for business, it really makes people lose a penny, do you still have to pay off this debt? Definitely not.

Goose! Bad things are often done last, such as corrupt officials, or thieves, who will think of doing the last thing and forget it. This last handful is 100% a rat drug, don't go to this last handful, otherwise there will be laws in the world!

Athena can't eat enough, Lu Bu doesn't want to offend people, this ghost thing can't make people have a sense of foreknowledge, Lu Bu also has a heart to let Athena play one last time, just like drunk driving, some dogs like to persuade, the last drink, guarantee that it's okay! Goose! This cup is a few taels, and it was okay to drink it at the time, but when I held on to the steering wheel, I was ghostly, and it seemed to be flying through the clouds. It's all already on the way, thinking it's okay, insisting on getting home all at once, but it turns out to be a road killer and returns to his forever hometown!

Isn't this all a tacit understanding, Athena wants, Lu Bu is silent, then it goes without saying, it must be acquiescence, which is 100% correct between men and women. I don't believe you go get a girl, if it's a normal person, if you want her to look on her back, you can look on your back, isn't this an agreement?

Athena put one hand on Lu Bu's buttocks, and with a gentle pull, Lu Bu really became a good child, bent on fulfilling his mother's wishes. Of course, it is also done by nature, just as there is no drunkard in the world who is not greedy for a cup (B).

Lu Bu regretted the purple blood as soon as he entered, how was it? What's going on, I can't control it, it's like peeing inside, Lu Bu is crying! (To be continued.) )