Chapter 282: Long Time No See
No one knows how Chen Xiao spent this night of men and four women. It stands to reason that when a woman is angry, she is the most irrational. I don't know what method Chen Xiao used to calm the anger and excitement of several girls.
It's just that a few days later, once, when Xu Ershao, a close friend, quietly asked this question, Chen Xiao's expression was very strange at that time, he glanced at Xu Ershao deeply, and did not answer directly, only said: "I remember that this guy of yours once taught me one thing." β
"What?"
"I remember that your lover saint once said that the most effective and direct way to calm a girl who is in an emotional and irrational state is to ......"
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This happened a year ago Xu Ershao's experience of picking up girls: at that time, Xu Ershao was with a certain hot girl, and the hot girl was probably emotional and annoyed because of something, Xu Ershao tried to appease her emotions to no avail, and then used the sharpest trick - Chen Xiao was next to him at the time, and saw Xu Ershao suddenly stick it with a smile, and hugged the girl who was still chattering in his arms with a classic hugging posture in a Hollywood movie, and wrapped his hand around the other party's waist. Then he kissed the girl on the mouth.
The girl seemed to struggle, first her body froze, and then quickly softened, as if the bones in her whole body had been pulled out, and she was soft in Xu Ershao's arms......
Afterwards, Xu Er said to Chen Xiao carelessly: "When a girl is in such a fierce and irrational emotional situation, the best way to calm the other party is to ...... A hot French kiss! The kiss made her delirious, her soul scattered, and her heart was drunk...... And then everything is ok. β
Of course, Xu Ershao also made a special supplementary condition for this situation: the premise is that your kissing skills must reach a certain level.
on this. Xu Ershao, a shameless flowery man, once boasted about himself. He claimed that his kissing skills had reached the realm of supernatural transcendence. The most glorious example of the pinnacle is: There was a time when just kissing a certain girl was high...... Of course. For this almost shameless boasting. Chen Xiao directly ignored it.
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"Are you ......" when the second young man listened to Chen Xiaodi's reply. stared at Chen Xiao with round eyes.
Chen Xiao sighed. A little helpless.
"Yes...... Come on. You had four girls with you! β
"I know." Chen Xiao nodded depressedly: "It's a pity that I didn't expect this beforehand." As a result, my lip was bitten by a phoenix. Zhang Xiaotao scratched his face in two places. And finally. Xiao Qing hit my little stomach with one knee. If it weren't for me dodging fast. A little further down the location......"
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Well, let's not delve into this sensitive issue for a moment.
In any case, that difficult night was over, and fortunately, surrounded by four girls, Chen Xiao was still alive.
At dawn, Lao Tian and the others came to this hiding place in the back mountain to look for Chen Xiao.
When a group of people came to this hut in the back mountain, they saw that almost half of the houses here were demolished, apparently last night, the anger of several girls was vented, almost all the things in the house were demolished, and it was a mess, and a good house was almost in ruins.
Everyone stood in front of the room, watching the tattered door panel hanging haphazardly, and on the earthen kang in the room, several girls slept together in a ball, wrapped in a broken blanket, and Chen Xiaodi's coat. Chen Xiao sat on the ground, leaning on the edge of the kang, his face was tired, and there were two blood marks on his face.
Hearing the movement outside, Chen Xiao was the first to wake up, and then saw everyone's surprised eyes.
Lao Tian and Zhu Ronggong's expressions were a little weird, while Prince whistled directly: "Boy, you really have a set, you can do it with four girls." β
Xu Ershao and Cabbage stood a little back, Xu Ershao's expression was very jΔ«ngcolor, and the god of Cabbage beside him was a little complicated, Cabbage looked at a few girls on the bed, and then looked at Chen Xiao's eyes, finally, Cabbage seemed to sigh, and it seemed that the last bit of trouble in his heart had finally dissipated at this moment. When she sighed, the second young man next to her had already gently held the cabbage's hand.
Unlike usual, this time the cabbage just symbolized xìng's struggle, and then stopped moving, allowing Xu Ershao to hold his hand.
"Look, the places are full." Xu Ershao whispered in the cabbage's ear and said, "The place next to me has always been empty for you." β
The cabbage turned his head sideways, and he saw the clear eyes of the man next to him, and the ridiculous and uninhibited look on his face in the past was put away, and his eyes were full of seriousness. She suddenly softened in her heart and nodded slightly. It seems that at this moment, the last trace of obsession in my heart has also dissipated with the wind.
Other people, Shi Gaofei and the fat man stood together, Shi Gaofei looked at the fat man's depressed expression, smiled, but kicked the fat man, and said: "Don't look at it, you are still young, many things don't have to be so persistent~"
Xu Ershao was in a good mood at the moment, and he was about to stride over to give his good brother a warm hug, but before he moved, a figure had already pounced on him quickly.
"Chen Xiaojun!!"
Tang Ying's figure was light, and she quickly swept out of the crowd and pounced in front of Chen Xiao.
But at this time, several girls had already woken up, and the experience of last night was so ridiculous that everyone was tired after making a fuss in the middle of the night. When I woke up at this moment, I saw that the girls outside the door were all shy, and no one would speak first.
However, when I saw Tang Ying rushing towards Chen Xiaofei...... A couple of girls quit!
We fought all night and didn't come up with a result! And now another one is running??
The phoenix snorted unhappily, and had already jumped down first, while Xiao Qing was even more straightforward, her martial arts were the best, and she had already flown in front of Chen Xiaodi, Tang Ying rushed to the front, Xiao Qing had already raised her hand to block her, and did not hide the unhappiness on her face at all, and frowned: "What are you doing, what do you look like when you hug and hug." β
"Ahem!"
Chen Xiao was very embarrassed in her heart, Tang Ying was blocked by Xiao Qing, she couldn't help but be a little dazed, glanced at Chen Xiao, and vaguely felt that the atmosphere was a little tense in her heart, but she couldn't help but feel aggrieved in her heart.
Fortunately, there seemed to be a good conversation between Ling Ling and Tang Ying, and he had already walked over and held Tang Ying's hand, and smiled affectionately: "Ah, why are you here too." β
Chen Xiao stood up at this time, looked at everyone, and finally his eyes fell on Lao Tian's body, touched his nose, and said with a wry smile: "It's been a long time." β
"Well, it's been a long time." Lao Tian saw that Chen Xiao's eyes were clear, and his strength was abundant, obviously he had returned to a normal state, and his heart was quite stable, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's really been a long time, Chen Xiao." β
Chen Xin knew it and said with a wry smile: "I have caused a lot of trouble before, and I have caused a lot of trouble. β
Prince laughed: "Needless to say, it's good that you're awake, otherwise, we really wouldn't have the ability to arrest you." β
Chen Xiao's memory has been restored, knowing that he caused a big mess a few times ago, he sighed, frowned, and his heart was full of guilt. Fortunately, Lao Tian immediately glared at Prince and said angrily: "You talk the most nonsense!" If it weren't for you, an old madman, messing around, how could you harm Chen Xiao like that! β
Saying that, Lao Tian had already walked over, but he stared at him twice: "He Ling, ...... last night" He originally wanted to ask Ling Ling about meeting Joker: Matter, but when it comes to this, he suddenly felt that there were too many people here, and it was not a suitable occasion to pursue this matter, so he paused, and then changed his tone and smiled: "Let's not talk about it yet, let's leave here, let's stay here as a group of people, I'm afraid that Xiaojia Town will make a fuss." β
Xiao Qingshen changed: "Tian ......" She originally wanted to call "Uncle Tian" like before, but since she learned her origin from the old lady that day, she already knew that the "Uncle Tian" in front of her was the strange person surnamed Tian who gave the Xiao family a great favor. I don't know how much older than me in terms of age and seniority, let alone myself, even if it is Mrs. Xiao, I am definitely not qualified to call him "uncle".
Therefore, when the words came to his mouth, he stopped abruptly, and his eyes were a little strange when he looked at Lao Tian.
"Hehe, what was called it in the past, it's still the same now." Lao Tian smiled and winked at Xiao Qing: "You know, Chen Xiao calls me Uncle Tian, if you call me Grandpa Tian, then the seniority between you and Chen Xiao is a little difficult to discuss." β
Xiao Qing was told that his heart was broken, his face turned red, and he whispered: "That...... The Xiao family is now ......"
Lao Tian snorted: "Thanks to someone's blessing, yesterday someone showed his majesty and basically beat the men up and down the Xiao family, now, the Xiao family is only afraid that they don't have the strength to trouble Chen Xiao." β
Prince immediately quit and said angrily, "Hey! The surname is Tiandi, you asked me to be a nanny for a few children! I read your words, and if you don't kill someone, it's already considered restraint! β
Everyone knows that Prince, a madman, once he quarrels with someone, he is afraid that he will not stop arguing for three days, so Lao Tian was too lazy to quarrel with him, and after glaring at him, he simply turned his head and ignored it, but asked Chen Xiao: "Now...... What are you going to do? Do you want to go back to Xiao's house? Or ......"
Chen Xiao shook his head: "I went back to the Xiao family this time, mainly to find out my life experience, I participated in the sect meeting yesterday and recognized my ancestors and returned to the sect, and I did it because I knew that my mother was from the Xiao family." As for staying in the Xiao family, it is not necessary. Besides, ......" He smiled, he encountered in Xiao's house a few days ago, although he lost his memory, but after all, he was not a fool, and he also saw some eyebrows: "Besides, I stayed in the Xiao family, I am afraid that many people in this family will be restless, I have no ambition for this industry, and I don't want to cause trouble, so I still want to leave." β
For Chen Xiao's decision, everyone was not surprised. For these people present, even if the Xiao family is rich, where will these people look at it?
"When my mother left the family, in fact, it was not necessarily reluctant in her heart, but the situation forced it, for the sake of zìyóu, I came back to return to the sect, just to repay a wish. Other than that, there's nothing left. Chen Xiao looked at Lao Tian and frowned: "It's just ...... I caused such a big mess a few days ago, and now ......"
"Let's go back first." Lao Tian also has some scalp hair.
Such a group of people left Xiaojia Town, and the people who stayed in the inn had already returned to the Xiao family.
When Mrs. Xiao learned that "Mr. Tian" had left with his companions, she also had some complicated feelings in her heart.
In particular, someone saw Chen Xiao and Xiao Qing, and the girl who made a big fuss in the ancestral hall that day was also among the group. After the old lady got the news, her mood seemed to be a little low.
Naturally, there are still some short-sighted guys in the Xiao family, shouting that they want to send someone to arrest Chen Xiao's "family traitor", but before they could say it, they were ordered by the old lady to use family law to break their legs.
As a result, Chen Xiao could not be disposed of, so it was put on hold for the time being. The old lady didn't make up her mind, and no one dared to mention this matter lightly.
However, Chen Xiao left, and even Xiao Qing's girl left without saying a word, which fulfilled the wishes of many people. However, no one knows what the old lady is thinking.
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Shanghai, southeast of Pudong District.
This is the most remote area of Pudong District, and when Lao Tian and others were in Shanghai, they had already temporarily purchased a house here as a base to settle down.
After the group came back from Lingnan, they did not go back to the unfinished street in K City, but went directly to Shanghai.
After all, Lin San and the others stayed in the stronghold in Shanghai, and the peacock who had been "purified" by Chen Xiao in the last war and became an ordinary person.
Among those who stayed in the Shanghai base were Mr. Lin San, Champagne, Peacock, and Suo Suo.
It is said that these days, Peacock's mood has improved a little bit, at least there are no suicidal tendencies. It's just that she is still very indifferent, whether it is Lin San or Champagne, she can't communicate with her.
It's that Suosuo, that is, the former Black Seven, but the peacock is actually willing to talk to her! Probably because Black Seven was also infected by "purification", he lost his ability and became an ordinary person.
At one point, it seems that he has a bit of sympathy with the peacock.
Chen Xiao and a group of more than a dozen people returned to the sea from Lingnan and came to this remote stronghold by car.
This is a three-story building, and when I returned, Chen Xiao stood outside the door, still a little worried in my heart.
He seemed a little nervous about facing the peacock. After all, after he recovered his memory, he clearly understood that Peacock, an S-level legend, was abolished by himself. Moreover, there is also the death of fireworks, which has a lot to do with himself. This matter is also a thorn in Chen Xiao's heart.
He knows how to face ~|finch.
The death of fireworks, he had already explained it clearly to Lao Tian and the others when he came back, at that time fireworks seemed to want to kill themselves, and the reason why fireworks died was not because of his own hands, but when fireworks attacked him with jΔ«ng divine power, outsiders intervened next to him...... He has already made it clear what happened.
However, others can understand, and even Phoenix expressed his understanding, thinking that the responsibility for this matter does not lie with Chen Xiao. But whether the peacock will think so, it's hard to say, everyone knows that the peacock is extreme, and it is surprisingly loyal to fireworks.
I was struggling to solve this problem, but when I really walked into the house, this problem immediately did not exist!
Walking into the door on the first floor, the house was a mess!
Lin San, Champagne, Peacock, and Suo Suo, are not here!!
But there is one person who should not be here, but he stays here and waits for them to come back!
In the hall on the first floor, the furniture that was originally placed has been torn apart, as if there has been a fierce fight here, and even the walls have left many cracks! There are even traces of burning on the floor!
And in the middle of the hall, on the only intact chair, there was a person sitting, quietly waiting for everyone to come back!
As soon as everyone entered the door, they happened to be face to face with the person sitting in the chair.
On the chair, an old man with a wrinkled face, leaning deeply in the chair, crossed his legs, holding a thread-bound version of "Golden Vase Plum" in his hand, and wearing a pair of reading glasses on his face, was looking at the book with relish, even Chen Xiao and a group of people entered the door, his eyes did not leave the book.
But Chen Xiao and the others were stunned by the scene in the house! Behind them, Lao Tian and the others looked at the old man sitting in the chair in surprise!
Finally, as if after reading a page, the old man raised his head unhurriedly, took off his glasses, and smiled: "You guys are finally back, but I have been waiting here for two days." β
He stood up, winked at Lao Tian and the others, and then smiled at Chen Xiao: "Long time no see, kid." How are you running my coffee shop? β
"Boss Ai?"
Chen Xiao was very surprised!
This old man is the former owner of Rì Buck's coffee shop, and after keeping the coffee shop for himself, he left away, and he has never been heard from again, Edward!!
Edward nodded: "Well, it looks like you're a good god." It's just that the coffee shop business seems to be in ruins. β
Lao Tian and Zhu Rong were very surprised, Lao Tian walked over first, looked at Edward, frowned, and said, "Why are you here?" What's going on here?! β
"Lao Ai! Where have you run away after all this time?! Zhu Rong glared: "Before leaving, you haven't paid me the money you lost by playing mahjong!" β
Edward smiled, and he smiled peacefully: "First of all, I don't know where the people who live here have gone. When I came here, it was like this, no one. β
Then, he sighed: "Old guys, long time no see. As for my current situation...... I hope I say it, and you don't be too surprised. β
As he spoke, he reached out and touched it in his arms, and finally pulled out a card.
It's a poker card, to be exact!
Spades, A!