【027】Jokes
After dinner, Su Yanyi returned to the bedroom, and several shopping bags were placed on the bed in the bedroom, which were opened one by one, all of which were the things he needed.
Little rabbit pajamas, giant panda pajamas, little turtle pajamas, and monkey-shaped pajamas, some are two-piece sets, some are one-piece suits, and in general, they can be described as cute.
Which outfit to wear first? Will Qin Shiran laugh when he looks at it? Su Yanyi can be regarded as letting go, in order to make Qin Lonely laugh, an occasional sacrifice is still necessary.
[Master, these clothes are so cute, is it good for the owner to wear a little turtle first, that green turtle shell is so cute! ] Zero Zero One's excited little voice made Su Yanyi twitch the corners of her mouth, she could only hope that Qin Silent Ran's aesthetics were the same as Zero One One.
Su Yanyi, who was wearing turtle pajamas, pushed open the door of Qin Shiran's study, Qin Shiran was on the phone, his eyes looked at the door reflexively, and then his eyes widened in an instant, standing in place sluggishly, and he couldn't even hear the voice on the phone.
"You, you ......" Qin Shiran felt that his words were so poor at this moment, he didn't even know what to say!
The voice on the other end of the phone raised his voice and asked Qin Shiran what he said, and finally made Qin Shiran have some reaction, hurriedly said something to the phone and talk later, and hung up the phone directly.
"Keep busy, don't worry about me." While Su Yanyi spoke, he walked to the side of the sofa and sat down very calmly.
Qin Shiran glanced at Su Yanyi with some caution in his eyes, and also looked at all the green turtle suits, and then after some mental struggle, he pretended to be casual and said: "It's nothing, do you have anything to do with me, how about eating corn porridge tomorrow morning, fresh corn, it's very good." ”
Su Yanyi was very happy to hear that there was food, but looking at Qin Shiran's calm and calm expression, Su Yanyi was a little disappointed.
Why didn't he laugh? Isn't it ridiculous to wear such a stupid outfit?
Su Yanyi was a little unconvinced, and stopped sitting, so he stood up directly and walked in front of Qin Shiran, staring straight at Qin Shiran.
Qin Shiran was a little hairy, and took a step back uncomfortably, but his eyes only fell on Su Yanyi's face, and he didn't dare to look down at all, for fear of seeing Su Yanyi's turtle costume and breaking his skills, in case he smiled and was said by Su Yanyi that he was laughing at her, it would be bad, he didn't want Su Yanyi to misunderstand again.
Su Yanyi was even more disappointed, and he didn't even laugh, it seems that his decision to wear this stupid suit is really a bit stupid.
"You're busy." After Su Yanyi finished speaking, he turned around and left, since this road is not passable, then he can only change the way.
Leaving Qin Silent who didn't know what to do, Su Yanyi went back to the bedroom directly, and after changing into the turtle costume, he even threw a bunch of clothes on the bed to the utility room, and he would never pretend to be cute anymore, it was really stupid.
At this time, Qin Shiran, who was in the study, seemed to be sure that Su Yanyi had left, and only then did the corners of his mouth begin to turn up, and he couldn't help laughing.
Then, Su Yanyi, who had just thrown away his clothes, heard the sound of the system.
[Congratulations to the host for completing the task once, add one point, the points at this stage are seven, please continue to work hard!] 】
Qin Shiran, are you unresponsive! Su Yanyi stood a little sluggishly in place, thinking hatefully.
[Master, do you want to pick up the clothes back?] Zero-Zero-One asked weakly.
"Ahem, since you're smiling, it's time for a different approach." Such stupid clothes, you can wear them once, but thinking that Qin Shiran's laughter this time seemed to be because she had done something stupid and was laughed at, Su Yanyi felt that her image was becoming more and more miserable.
At this time, Qin Shiran's idea was that it would be nice if Su Yanyi's appearance just now was taken as a souvenir, Su Yanyi wearing a turtle costume was really cute, I don't know if Su Yanyi will wear it in the future? If he still sees it, he must remember to hold back his laughter, and he must not let Su Yanyi know that he is smiling so happily because of what she is wearing.
Su Yanyi is a man of action, since she has made a plan to make Qin Shiran laugh, she will definitely hurry up and work hard, so the next night, just after dinner, Su Yanyi appeared in Qin Shiran's study again, but she was wearing it very normally this time, cotton home clothes made people feel very comfortable when they looked at it, Qin Shiran glanced at it, although she felt a little disappointed, but she felt that Su Yanyi was the most normal.
Qin Shiran looked at Su Yanyi, and habitually wanted to ask Su Yanyi what was wrong with him, after all, Su Yanyi had never looked for him when he had nothing to do before, but thinking of Su Yanyi's abnormality in the past few days, he swallowed back the words he was about to ask, and changed his words: "Sit, do you want tea?" ”
Qin Shiran said that he had poured a cup of tea for Su Yanyi, he liked to make a pot of tea and go to the study after dinner, today is black tea, Su Yanyi should not be too repulsive.
Su Yanyi didn't refuse, and after taking a sip, he said calmly: "I'll tell you a few jokes." ”
Qin Shiran blinked, feeling that the auditory hallucinations were really sick, and they would pop up from time to time to make people anxious.
Without waiting for Qin Shiran to answer, Su Yanyi had already begun to speak.
"A reporter interviewed the director of a psychiatric hospital and asked; What methods do you use to determine if a patient has fully recovered? The dean replied; We gave him a test, we filled a bathtub with water and put a spoon and a big bowl next to it for them to drain the water out of the tank. The reporter said disapprovingly; Of course, it's in a big bowl! The dean looked at him and said slowly, "The choice of a normal person is to pull the plug from the bathtub......"
Su Yanyi's voice was very cold, every word was very clear, saying that he was telling a joke, but it felt like he was reciting poetry, which was very good, which made Qin Shiran completely immersed in this quiet atmosphere, and directly ignored the content of the joke.
So when Su Yanyi looked at Qin Shiran expectantly, he only saw Qin Shiran's deep eyes, and he didn't smile at all!
How can you not laugh? Could it be that the joke is not funny?
"This is not funny, I'll talk about one more, you have to listen carefully!" Su Yanyi also came prepared, and deliberately searched for a lot of jokes on Baidu, and it was bound to be talked about until Qin smiled quietly.
"The two mentally ill people, A and B, recovered at the same time, and their attending doctor said to them: 'If one of you becomes ill, the other will be taken to the hospital immediately.'" Suddenly, one day, the doctor's phone rang, and it turned out to be Mr. A: 'Oh no, Mr. B has been crawling in my toilet since this morning, and he must be my toilet!' The doctor hurriedly said, 'Quick, bring him to the hospital!' A gentleman was silent for a moment: 'Then, don't I have no toilet?' ’”
This time, because of Su Yanyi's special reminder, Qin Shiran listened very carefully, and then Qin Shiran felt that he didn't know what kind of expression to show.
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