Essay on the New Concept of Telling My Sister "Peep in the Cup"

Author: Zeng LinyunPublication time:2013-4-22Recommended degree★★★★★ from: Xiangbin Literature Network

Hello my friends! Bhabhi now writes novels online. I used to think that nonsense was really nonsense, and I wrote the story very tightly, and I had an empty head in less than 200,000 words. Also thought that the book could, of course, could, if published on paper. Use online e-books, then, non also.

People are millions of words, is there no nonsense? You don't think it's really nonsense, yes. Can you use nonsense in fiction, is it really nonsense? Definitely. For example, if you go to sell gold, there must be fewer people who buy it, then you go and sell rice, and this is the ratio of readers. Writing novels on the Internet is, it's kung fu, it's nature, really, my sisters!

My brother discovered this problem when he was writing a novel, and soon posted a new concept essay similar to Han Han's "Peeping People in a Cup", which is called: "No Nonsense Makes a Book". This is a chapter in my long stream-of-consciousness novel. Now it is published on multiple websites at the same time, because I have not signed a contract yet, and when I sign a contract, I will fix it on one website and write quietly, just like a worker going to work, eight hours a day, if it is at the "starting point" to strive for an annual salary of more than 100.

Please give me a lot of help, sisters. My name is Zeng Linyun, and I found it on the Internet and QQ535218004. Brother quietly told his sisters: If you write novels online, you have to be a genius who talks nonsense, if you are a doctor of literature and can't write nonsense, you can only be a retarded here. Because you are a genius of another kind, and in this kind of genius, you are the mentally retarded of this kind of genius, a fool who everyone laughs at.

People write millions of words, even millions of words, people write about popular goods, people write things that everyone can understand, myths or realities. People sell rice, eat it a lot, get used to it and it's cheap, and it tastes good. You're a Ph.D., and you can't possibly write about the seemingly simple "fast food culture" that is not true. It's like if you go to sell soft-shelled turtles, if you sell them as cheaply as rice, how many mothers do you have to marry, this is said in ancient times, gamblers lose all their money and go to marry their mothers. In the same way, if you sell soft-shelled turtle as rice, don't you lose all of it? Can you not marry a mother? Definitely.

How much does it cost someone to grow a pound of rice? How much does it cost you to raise a pound of soft-shelled turtles? Can this cost be equal? Definitely. Of course, you can also write millions of words in a book on Western philosophy, on high-energy physics, on the infinite universe.

Even if you raise soft-shelled turtles at the same cost as rice, you have to know, who will eat your soft-shelled turtles every day? No matter how cheap it is to sell it than rice, it is wrong. Well, even if everyone comes to eat your soft-shelled turtle, don't let the whole earth get fat for a few days, because this is a great sin, and before you can be guillotined, the earth will be weighed down by the weight of humans and sink to the underwater world.

I'm going to write this essay for two thousand, and no amount of nonsense will be used to achieve the goal. I have a headache when I write this, just like Han Han wrote "Peeping People in a Cup", the paper ball has begun to sink, and the manuscript paper I am facing is still just an essay title. Where does the nonsense come from? Can I dream? Definitely.

Although I will see a lot in my dreams, or a lot of topics will appear to write about, when I do fall asleep, can I be sure to wake up on time? I don't think so. Even if I have invented a high-end device, as long as I have it, there is no need to make noise, as long as the time is set, it can wake me up on time. But the question is, if I dream in a dream that I am having fun with my beautiful sister, will I automatically wake up on my own? The answer is: no.

I guess the paper ball in the cup is probably only in the middle of the water in the cup. I guess I started writing this paper at about ten o'clock, and it's now past eleven o'clock. I remember Han Han's "Peeping in the Cup" is timed for two hours, right? He also uses a stream-of-consciousness writing style, and if this is what the hell is called "New Concept Composition", then almost 80% of the chapters of my book are "New Concept Composition". If I can say a joke, I can now set up a "wholesale department" for the original manuscript of the composition. If you buy my original essay manuscript and win the grand prize in the competition, you will definitely make a fortune when you become famous, and you will give me some money then.

Of course, this money is astronomical, don't be afraid, don't be stingy, even if you sell my original essay manuscript, even if you really win the first prize, it is not necessarily that one of us will get rich first than the other. Do you see if this is good: if I get rich first, I will take care of you with half an eye, a word, dog yesterday. Of course, you should also have a promise, although this will not go to court, but it is still a promise. You sold my manuscript, and I promise that you and I will never show it to anyone again, because it is our advantage, and we will wait for the money. If you're poorer than me when it's time to divide the money, you're going to get three or two, and I really wish I didn't get a penny, is it because I'm stupid? Definitely.

When the time comes, you have five million, and I have ten million, will I still have time to divide your money? Definitely. Although I have half of this money, and although I am so poor that I want to sell myself now, when I have 10 million, will I still have this kind of thought? Definitely. I was very generous at this time, but I was in the revolutionary stage, and as early as my childhood, I was determined to lay a piece of my own world for a beautiful sister, and by "world" of course I meant that I had a lot of money of my own.

In my opinion, 10 million is a lot. You're laughing, you're laughing at me as a frog at the bottom of the well, but it's not. I have my thoughts, I'm going to the mountains to play with a poor girl, and to hell with the city. At this point, the time is 11:42. I guess the paper ball in this cup may be close to the bottom of the cup, and when I think of it, why Lu Xun is abnormal and not a beautiful sister, have you forgotten? Definitely.

Because I thought of it later today to focus on the proposition of "Peeping in the Cup", temporarily put aside my own freedom, and leak a hand to the netizens and sisters, so that they can understand what is the writing style called "stream of consciousness"? Well, it's now eleven fifty-six, less than five minutes before the hand-in time, and I'm looking at the paper ball in the cup in a daze, the question is that I'm writing two thousand words now? When everything is handed in, it will be nailed, and there is no way to return to heaven. Please remember me, sisters, my brother's name is Zeng Linyun-

Zeng Linyun

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Note: I don't believe that this "new concept essay" was written by Zeng Linyun at all, it is so neat and smooth, and it is much better than the new concept essay written before.

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Whipping into the inside, excavating human nature, and writing high-sounding literature and art into a gossip homely language style is a popular taste. Some people think it's vulgar, while others think it's elegant. Although Mr.'s writing is good, the language of "dog" seems to be a little indecent. Hehe.

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