Chapter 65: That's Not a Thing (Part I)
87_87379Not long after Gui Fujin left, Qian Laoba sent in a famous thorn, brought his family to the house to worship, and looked at the name on the famous thorn: Fuguo Gong Zailan, it seems that most of the things planned to help Gui Shun this time are on the spectrum.
Grandpa Guo came to the house to worship, naturally he would not wait outside, and the famous thorn sent by the next person was just a notice that gave you time to prepare.
"Gui Shun, get up! Auxiliary Gong Zailan will come over later! ”
took the name and stabbed Gui Fujin's courtyard, Li Dacheng shouted outside the door, Gui Fujin opened the door, and Gui Shun, who was wearing a sweatshirt, was leaning on the couch and smoking! Obviously, he just called the door, but Gui Shun didn't hear it.
"Brother Gui, Fuguo Gong Zailan will come later!"
Beat Gui Shun's legs and show his affection again, Gui Fujin gently reminded Gui Shun, this woman is amazing! Now I want to divide the upper and lower subordinates, but it's a pity that this scheming city government ......
"What? Why didn't you say it earlier?
Yo...... Sir, when did you come in?
It's like you go to pinch your shoulders, master, Zailan is here, I don't have serious clothes yet! ”
With Gui Shun's instructions, Gui Fujin was also well-behaved, pushed Li Dacheng to sit down, and began to pinch his shoulders by himself, a pair of jade hands gently stroked his shoulders, which is pinching shoulders! It's clearly flirting.
"Serious clothes? No! Just wear your shroud and tell Zailan the origin of this shroud seriously!
Don't put down the tooth tube, what you did just now, you can do it later, you don't have to give him face!
Anyway, it's one, ** is a bastard splash, the Zai family promised you the title of Lord Belle, let's follow them to do it! If you don't, we'll do it with them!
Empty words are not enough, we want Lafayette's will, it is best to let you go to the imperial city to meet Lafayette, if you are in response, you will take the big girl into the imperial city, tell the big girl to follow Lafayette honestly, bring more snacks around you, this snack can not leave for a moment!
This is a silver ticket of 10,000 taels for the big girl to hide well, and in the future, your Guishun's wealth will still be on your big girl, just like you also taught the big girl how to do things, remember, a burden of soft glutinous snacks, thousands of with you!
These things can be done today, as long as the family meets our conditions, we have just one sentence here, and that's not a thing! ”
After Li Dacheng's words came out, not only Gui Shun was stunned, but even Gui Fujin, who was pinching his shoulders behind his back, was also stunned, this matter is as simple as that?
"Master, don't play with me!
Zai Lan is the third master of the Zai family! There is also a King Zailian of the county up and up there is the King Zaiyi of Duanjun, and there is a Prince Zhuang Zaixun in his family, and Zailan is not Baylor! Can we make it if we open our mouths so loudly?
If this is said to be a breakup, let's wait for the Gan army and the Wuwei army to kill it! ”
At this time, it was impossible for Gui Shun to be afraid of the nest of the Zai family, and he still had the silver ticket of 8,000 taels of Shengchang in his arms! Died before it was spent, suffocated!
"Master, what Brother Gui said is right, Zai Sanye's family is a serious royal relative and has relatives with Lafayette, let's play tricks with Zai Sanye, I'm afraid that people will look down on us even more."
What Li Dacheng just said, whether it is Gui Shun or Gui Fujin, they all regard how to treat Zailan as the focus, and the affairs of his big girl are regarded as trivialities, in fact, the Zai family is easy to deal with in Li Dacheng's eyes, and the most difficult thing to deal with in this capital is the old lady, who has been lewd for decades. Wei, I can't eat that old lady without some scheming means.
"The strength of your hands is too light, if you knead it like this, it will be hard, either make a little harder, or stick it up, you can knead it like this, and you can't do it."
A pair of jade hands kneaded on the shoulders through the silk shirt, this is not enjoyment, Li Dacheng's heart is like carrying dozens of old cats, uncomfortable, pounce on it? Now we're talking about business, don't pounce, don't stand the birds!
"Hey! Lord's statement is good, it's like sticking it up and grinding it, so that you can see your ability to serve people. ”
Now Li Dacheng and Gui Fujin are Gui Shun's confidence, seeing that Li Dacheng is a little indifferent, Gui Shun's heart just mentioned has also fallen, to explain that there is no one who understands better than the master in front of him, what do you care?
As if he had slipped Gui Shun fiercely, Gui Fujin's pair of jade hands intensified, and he began to circle around the muscles on Li Dacheng's shoulders.
"Just this strength, if you can't keep it, you can stick it!
Gui Shun, do you say that this third master of the family, people with rules have seen a lot, or have you seen a lot of scoundrels? ”
Gui Fujin's revenge was just right for Li Dacheng, without the torment in his heart, he began to get down to business again, the human heart is not strange, it is rare and strange, Gui Shun wants to bluff Zailan, so he has to play a strange game.
"That's the third master of the Zai family! Who would dare to play a scoundrel with him? ”
"You Guibel dare!"
"What a score the third master has! I really don't dare! ”
"Brother Gui, just do what the master says, Sapo!"
"Master, is this really okay?"
"Humph! Make sure you're okay, Zailan will come later, take care of him, if he takes the initiative to come up, you can tell him about the shroud, you Guibeiler is wearing a shroud and making a fist, you are not afraid of death, what can he do to you?
When the time comes, Zailan may take the opportunity to test you, my hand's short fist skills are good, the slender and tall yellow-faced man's palm skills and leg skills are unique, Lao Tzu's marksmanship is amazing, if you throw a tea cup in the house, I can break it, and we can bluff Zai Lan if you use these methods!
Whether the matter of entering the palace can be done or not, it is all on Zailan's mouth, which frightened Zailan, and now you can enter the palace to meet Lafayette! ”
Although he didn't know much about Zaijia's personal temperament and ability, but through Guò Zaijia's way of doing things, Li Dacheng knew that the nest was all straw bales, and those who came out to carry things were waste, and what he just said was enough to bluff Zaijia.
"Master, I lost my shroud!"
"There are a lot of shrouds in the pawnshops on the street! The more depressed, the better! ”
"When I entered the palace and saw that Lafayette was also wearing a shroud? Sprinkle in front of Galeries Lafayette too? ”
"Then you're not far from death! See Lafayette, shrouds can be worn, but sprinkling is absolutely impossible!
After meeting Lafayette, she will inevitably ask you what you mean by wearing this, what do you say? ”
Gui Shun really can't help this guy, compare the old ladies in the Forbidden City with the nest of the Zai family, isn't this looking for death? Afraid that he wouldn't have time later, Li Dacheng simply gave him a full set.
"The Eight Banners are poor!"
"You're also looking for death! Saying that the Eight Banners are poor, isn't it a slap in the face of Lafayette?
Say that you are not afraid of death, for the sake of the Qing Dynasty, you have to talk about the poor pants in your family, talk about the hardships of your Guishun over the years, and don't talk about the poor ghosts of the Eight Banners! If you have the opportunity, you will throw yourself on the lap of the old woman and cry, the old woman is old, it is indispensable to be sentimental, you cry and make a fuss and be sad, the old woman may be compassionate, your future will be bright!
Why did Lao Tzu let you take the big girl into the imperial city? This is called Tuo Gu, in front of the old woman, you have to make a heavy oath, and take the men of the Eight Banners to make a good mess of foreign devils! Hit the majesty of the Eight Banners!
Splashing on the family, pretending to be pitiful and complaining to Lafayette, will you do these? ”
Gui Shun is good at this matter, pretending to be pitiful and he is even better, after Li Dacheng said this, Gui Shun is really not nervous, but the old woman is so easy to fool?
"Master, it's like good, why don't I take her into the palace again? Women talk to each other well, so they can bluff the old woman even more! ”
Gui Shun doesn't have a good impression of the old ladies in the Forbidden City, his family is not defeated by the hands of this old lady, speaking of the old ladies, Gui Shun is also an old woman in his mouth, Gui Shun mentioned that he wanted to take it with him as if entering the palace, a pair of jade hands behind Li Dacheng obviously increased his strength, this Gui Fujin really has some ambitions!
"Silly! Women are jealous, as if they are younger than the old woman, smarter than the old woman, take her into the palace and you Guishun will have no future!
If you pretend to be pitiful, the old woman will be merciful, and Gui Fujin will go, and the old woman will only be jealous!
Entering the imperial city, the old woman is bound to let people inquire about the origin of Gui Fujin, when you cry poor, you might as well add the section of Wu Da shopkeeper, you say that Wu Da shopkeeper is as bad as possible, so that this shrewd woman is not clean, and the old woman is less wary of you!
These can't be hidden, the worse you say, the more sympathetic the wife will be to you! ”
Li Dacheng said this, not to suppress Gui Fujin, the fact is so, imagine an old woman who is about to enter the earth and see a shrewd woman with a graceful demeanor, if this woman is not her daughter, she can only attract endless jealousy and sympathy? She may wish Gui Fujin was even worse!
"Brother Gui, what the master said is right, I can't go!"
Although he didn't deliberately suppress Gui Fujin, after saying this, Gui Fujin's side seemed to be deflated, just now it was an arm's length away from Li Dacheng, and now that she was getting closer and closer, Li Dacheng could feel the silk shirts rubbing against each other.
"Alas...... The old woman is so old, why is this so painful! ”
Gui Shun complained a little, and he was upset for Gui Fujin, so he didn't bother about it anymore, since both of them said that they couldn't go, they really couldn't go.
"Gui Shun, the title of the old woman can't be on your lips, you want to call Lafayette, the wall has ears!
Also, the Zai family is related to Galeries Lafayette, what about your family? ”
"Hey! That's it! Pushing up to the third or fifth generation, aren't the big guys all an Ama and a father-in-law? Relatives, climb on! ”
"That's good! Regardless of whether he is an aunt, aunt, or aunt, when he sees his wife, he doesn't call Lafayette, the closer he is, the better, we are looking for a title and an official position, even if he calls her a mother! ”
"Understood, I'm going to get a shroud!"
"Hmmm! This is a 10,000 taels of silver tickets for the big girl, this is for you, once you go out, you can exchange it for a small amount of 350 taels, and enter the palace, whether he is a person or not, as long as he can move, he will give it!
How to give, you don't need Lao Tzu to teach you, right? ”
"Understood! Got it! Master, I'm going to get busy, let me be happy with you! ”
With the rush, Gui Shun's steps were extremely brisk, Gui Shun left, but Gui Fujin behind Li Dacheng sighed softly.
"Alas...... Let's talk about the big girl......"
"Is it true that Lao Tzu is a long-term worker?"
Gui Fujin Ru's mind is mostly on Gui Shun's body, between the words just now, this woman has wanted to take the opportunity to take the position several times, and after taking the position, I am afraid that she will pry Gui Shun to abolish herself, and she has also given her a good face these days, I really think that if I grasp my handle, I can be unscrupulous?
Listening to Li Dacheng's words, Gui Fujin turned to him, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was about to unbutton his right placket.
"Get down!
Gui Shun is a good disguise, but now I will also go to protect Gui Shun's life!
Your mind Lao Tzu also understands, now you are like a tea cup, an object! Don't think too much, if you don't open your mouth, Gui Shun won't move if he shouts out his throat!
If this relationship is broken, Lao Tzu can find another Gui Shun at any time, can you? ”
Li Dacheng didn't want to guess this woman's thoughts, and if he guessed, it was just a matter of self-reliance, and it would only kill Gui Shun if it was too difficult.
"The slave is wrong, the slave and maid understand, and I ask the master for advice about entering the palace."
"Yes, Lao Tzu will teach you, and you will also teach Lao Tzu."
With Gui Fujin's cough, Li Dacheng began his instruction.
"The matter of entering the palace is actually simple, the big girl has suffered a lot, the little girl is different from you, the old woman will only love and pity when she sees it, and with the silver ticket, the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs will not be embarrassed by the big girl.
Oh...... Not bad! Be careful and don't bite with your teeth......
You just need to teach the big girl to break up with herself, you don't have to talk to the old woman, as long as the big girl puts on a sullen look, the old woman will be more pitiful.
The big girl didn't eat well before, and she had a bag of snacks on her back, and the old woman would agree, the Boxer Rebellion didn't last long, once the foreign devils hit the capital, the old woman had to run, and the running must be in a hurry, and the snacks on the big girl's body would be of great use!
The most important point is to let the big girl get close to the old woman, and share it peacefully by the old woman's side, cry and make trouble when she is not by the old woman's side, and give the silver to the eunuch and the palace maid, plus playing with the child is also a big pastime, this matter is fine!
I'm done here, you just tell the big girl, I'll explain something to her later, as long as the old woman doesn't die, you can keep Guishun's wealth! ”
Zailan left enough time for Gui Shun, Li Dacheng also had a lot of time, and it was too late to enjoy Gui Fujin's service, accompanied by Gui Fujin's violent cough, Li Dacheng's mood was refreshed, and the next thing was simpler.
The big girl listened to Gui Fujin's words very much, Gui Fujin finished explaining, the big girl remembered word for word, Li Dacheng asked again, touched it again, and the big girl was bluffed, the first half of the bowl of broth made the big girl very close to Li Dacheng, and now the communication at this time is not successful, and the fate of one side can be remembered for a lifetime, not to mention these means?
The big girl with red cheeks and a smile on her face came out, Li Dacheng was inevitably slipped a few times by Gui Fujin, but he could only slash a few times, and he didn't tell the big girl what was really wrong, it was really what's wrong, that's it, who let Gui Shun mess up badly? Guishun's family can be like this, it can be regarded as a blessing from God! And his great achievement is the heaven of the Guishun family