561 Life Activator
All the kings and princes of Greece were present, and the first beautiful woman in the world stood on a high platform without a single cloth, which was mainly to show the beauty of a woman's whole body, so that she could see if there was a lack in some aspects. γFengyun Reading Network. For example, whether there is a fat R on the waist, whether the reproductive organs are crooked (here to remind the sisters, leggings and jeans, will make the sister's b crooked, please don't wear tight pants!) Or there is an obvious equivalent to Niu B, there is an obvious tendency to be made by others, to put it bluntly, it is to let the king and the princes come to verify the first beauty in the world, and they all think that it is B, and no one can regret it in the future, and say nonsense such as Helen being C.
One by one, the king and the princes walked past Helen without a single cloth. Some people like to see Helen's ambition, but some people are lowering their heads to the ground, and then looking up, of course, Helen is also cooperating, standing on both feet well, so that she can recognize her to see the inside, such as the door is opened a crack, and people can see the red silk inside.
This is because there have long been rumors that Helen has syphilis on B, which is a headache for the winners, and no one wants to buy and sell the king and the princes who play themselves to death because of the beauty of the person regardless of whether there is syphilis on the B.
"I declare in a loud voice that there is no syphilis on Helen B! If someone sees it, tell it to your face, who sees it? "That's what Odyssius is saying.
Agamemnon said, "Yes, I have seen it, and it is a piece of b, intact." Without any objections, we started to sign up to see how many people want to get the world's first beauty, Helen? β
"Wait, we're going to ask Athena to administer justice, Helen was robbed once. In order to avoid similar problems in the future, we have to have an agreement that all the kings and princes who participated in the casting of lots to get Helen must sign the agreement, and whoever snatches Helen again in the future will come to help the person who got Helen by lot, so as to recapture Helen and return Helen to the recipient. Whether it is a distant country or a near country. To go back to Helen at all costs! "This is Odyssius saying that he is afraid that he will be robbed of Helen and that he will be left alone.
"I agree!" Agamemnon was the first to stand up and agree. He also estimated that his egg length could be the first in the world.
Athena holds the supreme scepter, Leda and Helen are by Athena's side, family, Athena is protecting her sister and dealing with her sister's marriage!
Helen, the number one beauty in the world, is still standing with her feet open. All the Greek islands and the chiefs of the great tribes, all those who have independent armies, are examples of kings.
The first to sign the agreement was Agamemnon, followed by Odyssius, and the third was Menelaos......
Hundreds of kings and princes walked past Helen and first licked Helen B with their tongues, which is called sticking first, which means that they are afraid that they will not even lick B if they don't catch the lot, and they will have to pay for it in the future. Doesn't that make people lose to death?
Then Mother Lida brought a bowl of hot water for Helen to drink and said, "Drink this bowl of water!" β
"Mom, I'm not thirsty!" Helen smiled and said, yes, our world's number one beauty is laughing all the time, almost laughing, or laughing so much that she can't stop laughing, because this ghost place lets men lick it with their tongues from time to time, as if someone is scratching their armpits, why don't you make people laugh non-stop?
"Cicada, you can't be thirsty or not. You have to force N to come out, you have to let people lick a little bit of shame, you don't have water in your stomach, where does N come from? Mom Lida emphasized.
"Mom. You steal from my back to the water to the P shares and make them think it's N! Helen couldn't help but laugh.
"Be serious, everyone is a king and a prince, you dare to cheat, it's strange if Brother Fang doesn't beat you!" Mom said.
"Can I be serious, my mother thought my bulge was a bamboo tube. As soon as I drank the water, it immediately turned into N and flowed out? Helen said.
"Are you going to die if you don't laugh?" Mother Lida also couldn't help but laugh.
At the beginning, the man who licked it really tasted a little bit of the world's first beauty, which was like hanging wine to the mantissa number, and it became a soda, and it was so diluted that there was no taste of alcohol.
The same is true of the first beauty in the world, because the man **** has been **** many times, and a little dirt and dirt have been looted by the former, which makes the latecomers lick it like licking a piece of elephant skin with their tongues, and it is already so hygienic that there is no miscellaneous smell, although there is still a little feeling for men, but compared to the taste of the former, it is 108,000 miles away!
Some things really have to be dirty, such as the beautiful sister's B, if you want to touch her after taking a bath and smell it, you will be disappointed to go, will there be a little shame in that place? Just like a drunkard, you go to a house that doesn't drink, because there is no alcohol, even if you kill J, you will be so angry that you will go to the cow and die.
The man who first licked Helen B is still having an aftertaste, it should have been a shameful and smelly woman's b-, but because of his beauty, it has become a man's permanent life activator.
Goose! After a long time, the water that Helen had drunk finally came to the door of the b, through ninety-nine bends. At first, Helen thought of slowly releasing it to see if it could be kept until every man could taste a drop? As a result, I couldn't help but smile, and I came to relax with all my heart, and S came out like a water gun, and I also lost a row of front teeth from a suitor S!
licked the world's first beauty Helen's b, and then wrote his name on the agreement, agreeing that Helen no matter who she marries, because this is the world's first beauty, first of all, you have to consider the possibility of being snatched away, out of the truth that there are rights and obligations in the world, every man who has licked the world's first beauty Helen's b, as *** is a kind of enjoyment with rights, and the obligation in the future is to protect Helen's life safety, no matter where she is robbed, You have to do your best to snatch her back in order to repay the kindness of ***!
After the monarch and the prince licked b and signed, they all held the ideal of getting the first beauty in the world, and came to Helen to see, this woman is so beautiful that she is already Mao is Mao R is R, blink your eyes and move your mouth, you feel that you are holding you in your arms very enthusiastic.
At this time, Odyssius raised a large ding, and came to the center of the field, and counted one hundred and eight kings and princes who had come to propose. Our beautiful goddess of war Athena holds the supreme scepter, and in order to prevent cheating, the name of Helen is written on a brick, and the rest is blank and put into the big ding.
In order to avoid suspicion of favoritism, the participants decided to let the weak tribal chiefs start casting lots. The walkers were blinded, and reached into the ding, taking a brick. The fate of the egg is all here! Everyone who got a brick walked far away to look at it, just as J pecked at a goose swelling dropped by the cook, and ran away quickly for fear that his companions would snatch the food. Don't lose what you gain.
However, all are a dead brick. Because there is only one brick with b.
The penultimate person got it, and that was "Menelaos"! He was the younger brother of Agamemnon.
Finally both Agamemnon and Odyssius reached in and took out one of their bricks, which was also blank, and it was convincing to do so. There is only one brick that proves that Helen's name is written on it, and there is no doubt about it.
Menelaos trembled with fear, looking at Helen's name on the bricks, and from time to time he looked at the body of the first beauty in the world, because this was already his own thing, and of course he was afraid of losing it. Before something that is not his own, of course, he will not care if it is lost or not, Menelaos always thinks that it is a bird, and there is a possibility of soaring into the sky at any time.
Menelaos was thinking about Helen, that beauty. It's so beautiful that people are dying.
At this time, Athena came to the highest place and said loudly: "Now it has appeared, Menelaos has caught a brick with Helen's name, that is to say, from now on, the first beauty in the world, Helen, is Menelaos's wife, and no one can have an affair with Helen under any pretext, and her R is now owned only by Menelaos alone, and it is a crime for others to possess it, whether it is a king or a prince, it is a capital crime." Did you hear it all? β
"I heard you!" All the people agreed in unison.
Odyssius and Agamemnon are the main responsible persons and also the man's mother's family. Lida and Tindaduos and Athena, as the main members of the woman, sat down in the high hall and had Helen and Menelaos bow before them.
Our world's number one beauty, Helen, never imagined that she would marry someone she had never thought of? Where is Zhanzhao? Where is Li Yuanfang? Thinking of this, our world's number one beautiful sister Helen cried. Thinking of the few times she had rubbed Li Yuanfang, and thinking of the eggs that had seen Zhanzhao, now these things are about to become her things, or stranded forever......
Agamemnon, as the elder brother of Menelaos, led his Wehrmacht to guard the door of his brother's bridal house, fearing that someone would break in while his brother was in the CB. Because you must know that this is the first piece of *** in the world, everyone wants to get her first marriage, in order to reach the highest level of a man in the world.
So Agamemnon didn't want to? Of course, yes and no. I still want to think about it, if you really want to make a hard bird go to C, it is not allowed by heaven! He thought that in the future, after his younger brother ate it, he would lick the plate and forget it, which is also his brother's, and if he changed it to someone else's, he was afraid not to think about it, not because he was incapable, if he made his own rules and regulations, if he really dyed it himself, wouldn't it become a prison guard and steal? 's own brother's, at most, is the meaning of making people laugh at the ashes.
"Helen! Wife!! β
"Hah!" Hearing Menelaos calling herself, Helen was trembling with fear, because this was a bit not completely agreeable, that is to say, it was not her consent to marry this cicada, it was the arrangement of heaven and fate, translated into Chinese, she was a little unwilling to give him the first beauty in the world, but she couldn't resist, so she participated in it with fear to overcome this shame of the first person.
Helen was trying to think that Zhan Zhao was herself, she thought that Zhan Zhao was sweating and went to take a bath in the water during the exercises, she deliberately sneaked over from the side, and helped Zhan Zhao pick up his pants and dry the water on Zhan Zhao's body first. Because of the buffer time, this time Helen saw for the first time how long men have been hardened, which is also because Helen smiled, which made Zhanzhao turn shyness into nature, and from nature to the physiological reaction of human nature.
Later, Helen saw Zhan Zhao's hard egg this time as an experience of life, and used this experience life when painting Zhan Zhao's hard egg picture, so that she had a greater exaggeration, and Zhan Zhao's hard egg picture was painted Zhan Zhao grew three legs.
After sleeping until midnight, Menelaos woke up from his sleep and overturned the car in his bed, laughing so much that he couldn't stop laughing!
"What about you?" Helen asked very strangely.
"I'm so happy that I can't stop it, it's you who are so beautiful!" Menelaos said truthfully.
"Look at your beauty like this, stop it, your brother and my brother are watching over us outside the door. If the brothers heard it, they would think ......Helen didn't want to say more, because the place was still a little painful, because this was the first time, as the saying goes, open the bag."
"Why else?" Menelaos didn't understand what Helen said would have thought was behind it.
"You'll think you're crazy." Helen thought of not making her words clear, for fear of provoking something else.
Menelaos stopped laughing when he heard this, but he thought of coming to the palace with a second entrance. Helen only let him touch a few times: "As long as you don't put it in again, whatever you want!" β
"Are you afraid of pain?" Menelaos said.
"Knowingly, I have to wait for seven days, and then I will wait for the elders inside to pierce the C!" Helen said with a blushing face.
"You know I'm just up there and never come down, right?" Menelaos said.
"Look at your virtue, only for yourself......" Helen said and then stretched out her hand and pinched Menelaos thigh fiercely, right on the root of the egg, making Menelaos scream in pain!
"Be good to my mother, it hurts me to death." Menelaos wailed.
"Are you a tofu reincarnation? Does my little woman have that much strength? Helen didn't believe that her little pinch had hurt her newlywed husband, and it happened to be on the egg again, or closer.
"Don't believe you? It's all green! Menelaos straightened his stomach and his genitals were crying in pain, as if a child who had been bullied came to his mother and cried with a stomach full of grievances.
Helen, who has just met a few men, although she has seen Zhanzhao or Li Yuanfang before, it is just an accident, it can be said that she only knows the surface but does not know the inside, and she is still shy and relatively unfamiliar at this time.
Helen was so shy of her husband on the wedding night that she hid her head under her hands, and said from her long hair: "Quickly cover your dog with a quilt!" β
When Menelaos heard Helen say that his things belonged to dogs, he looked displeased and said, "How did I become a dog?" Then your b is also a dog's b? β
"People couldn't think of the name of this thing for a while, so they suddenly remembered that when they saw the dog playing flowers at their mother's house, they were just like you. I didn't mean it, you just scolded people for this b is also a dog's b! "Helen cried, the first beauty in the world, was scolded by her husband on the wedding night that her b was a dog's b, is it strange not to cry? (To be continued.) )