As soon as Zhang Zheng's words fell, Liu Shiya was completely stunned, and said in her heart, is this Brother Zhang a man or a god?

"I said, Brother Zhang, you don't really have the special function of pinching your fingers, right?" Ouyang Danbei, who had always doubted Zhang Zheng, was also shocked by Zhang Daguan's amazing ability.

"Haha! There are no special functions in the world, it's all nonsense and deception, brother, as a medical science and technology worker, I don't believe in these absurd things. Zhang Zheng said.

"And what's the deal with the amazing abilities you just showed?" Ouyang Danbei asked.

"How can I have any amazing abilities? Brother, I just have some research on palm prints. Zhang Zheng pretended to be modest.

"Stinky boy, I don't believe you can see it through Shiya's palm prints, I guess you still guess the majority of the ingredients, because 'Yayi Qingzhi' itself is a commonly used word, so from Shiya, it shouldn't be too difficult to associate Shiyi."

Although Ouyang Danbei had admired Zhang Zheng's ability to the ground, she still tried her best to find some reason to hit him, who let this kid talk nonsense to herself just now, women are the most resentful.

"Hey, Sister Ouyang is not only a stunning beauty, but also a talented woman with her breasts full of ink, and she can even find such beautiful words as 'elegant and clear', which really makes my brother admire."

"Stinky boy, did you talk like that? When did the eldest sister's boobs get all ink? It should be the eldest sister's stomach full of ink, right! It's black and dirty, so the eldest sister doesn't pour it into her stomach. Ouyang Danbei said.

"I didn't invent the idea that there is ink on my chest, even if it's nonsense, it's the nonsense of the ancients." Zhang Zheng quibbled.

"Wouldn't it? Why haven't I heard the ancients say that there is ink on the chest? I've often heard that there's ink in my stomach. Ouyang Danbei said.

"Haha! I said, eldest sister, if you hear the ancients speak, you will be in big trouble. ”

"Why?"

"What else? Since you can hear the ancients, haven't you become a thousand-year-old witch? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Isn't it, not only have I become an old witch, but I have also become an ancient human."

"Sister Ouyang, have you ever heard of the term 'no ink on your chest'?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course, I heard that it is a common word used by the ancients to describe no knowledge and no culture." Ouyang Danbei said.

"This is not over, since there is the word 'no ink on the chest', doesn't it prove that the ink is on the chest?" Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, although people say that there is no ink on the chest, but in fact they say that there is no ink in the stomach, which means that there is no culture and no knowledge. Ouyang Danbei explained.

"That's right, how can my brother be willing to get ink on the eldest sister's delicate and tender breasts, isn't this a desecration of this art treasure in the face of the world's condemnation?"

"Hah! The more you kid talk, the more evil it becomes, the eldest sister is already 28 years old, so she is still worthy of the word fine skin and tender meat. ”

"I said eldest sister, I don't like to listen to your words more and more, why do you always feel old? What happened to 28 years old? A woman is 28 years old, which is the age of confusion, haven't you heard that the older a woman is, the older she is, the more durable she is, and the older a woman is, the more smelly she is? What's more, the eldest sister is not old at all. ”

"Haha, I said brother, your kid's mouth is Tai Chi, it's not an exaggeration to say that it's 'mouth spitting lotus', I dare to say, you kid must have deceived many girls and beauties with this three-inch tongue." Ouyang Danbei said with a smile.

"The eldest sister's eyes are too poisonous, even this can be seen, and the brother is so admirable."

"Stinky boy, did the beautiful girl who was holding and gnawing with you in the carriage just now, just tricked her?" Ouyang Danbei asked evilly.

"Strictly speaking, I should have been deceived last night." Zhang Zheng replied truthfully.

"Aren't you afraid that your boyfriend is on the train?"

"Is there anything to be afraid of? As long as the women are willing to do something, the brothers will definitely fulfill their wishes, even if the emperor Lao Tzu is here, the brothers are not afraid. The principle of brothers is not to take the initiative to cause trouble, but they are definitely not afraid of things! ”

"Good boy, dare to act, eldest sister likes a strong and strong man like you, no, I mean, I like your heroic behavior very much, or is it not right, this behavior of yours is not a heroic act, I mean...... It's ......"

"I said, eldest sister, what do you mean?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"I mean......" Captain Ouyang, who has rich experience in life, couldn't think of a suitable sentence for a while.

"Haha, I said Sister Ouyang, don't think about it, in fact, the first half of what you just said is great, I like a strong and fierce man like my brother, and it's not a shameful thing, I think, let's just do it." Zhang Daguan said with a smile.