Chapter 317: Something Seems Wrong!
Chapter 317 Something Seems Wrong!
Lan Rong smiled awkwardly, and then turned the topic back: "Actually, the easiest way to conquer Xiaoqi is for the overlord to bow hard." ”
"Huh?"
Tang Yue was suddenly shocked, this Nima is also called strategy?
No matter what kind of woman, as long as the combat effectiveness is not as good as yours, the overlord can work with a hard bow, right?
Inexplicably, Tang Yue felt that Lan Rong's one hundred and twenty-six Smecta had all seen the dog!
Lan Rong seemed to know that Tang Yue would react like this, and calmly analyzed him: "Think about it, Xiaoqi has low self-esteem, and she will not take the initiative to accept you in this life, so you can only be tougher, the tougher it is, the better the effect!" ”
After pondering for a moment, Tang Yue nodded slowly, although what this girl said was unreliable, but if you think about it carefully, it seems to be such a reason.
Attacking its seven inches can get twice the result with half the effort.
Occupy Chen Qi's field first, why don't you worry about her not following her?
In the blink of an eye, Tang Yue and Lan Rong reached a unified point of view, looking for a suitable opportunity to push her down, ravage, and snap!
"Okay, as a sister-in-law, I can only help you get here." Lan Rong put on the demeanor of a senior, patted Tang Yue's shoulder and said, "You can go back." ”
Tang Yue was greatly moved, and couldn't wait to bow to Lan Rong, and said affectionately: "Thank you Sister Rong for relieving your doubts, Xiaosheng has retired." ”
"Haha, virtue!"
Back in the car, as soon as the fire was lit, Chen Qi asked impatiently, "What did Rong Rong tell you?" Isn't it a matter of the two of us? ”
"Yes, she gave me a secret recipe, within a month, increase growth, not a problem." Tang Yue laughed playfully, his eyes full of evil.
Chen Qi's face turned red instantly, he moved his eyes to the window, and muttered for a long time: "Rong Rong is really annoying!" ”
Tang Yue couldn't help but laugh and asked curiously: "I'm quite puzzled, who is she betting on you to be a doll, isn't she sure she will win, why do you want to match the two of us?" ”
"She's like this, winning is winning beautifully, for her, there is no suspense bet, it's better not to bet." Chen Qi snorted angrily, because of this bet, she had been worried for two weeks, and finally accepted the fact that she was bound to lose, Lan Rong pushed Tang Yue into her arms again, and she was even more confused now.
"The spirit of being willing to help your opponent is very admirable!" Tang Yue sighed with emotion, and his evaluation of Lan Rong in his heart was getting higher and higher.
Chen Qi turned his head suddenly, glared at Tang Yue fiercely and said, "Admire what she does, drive well!" ”
When this girl has a temper, the firepower is also quite fierce!
Tang Yue couldn't help but wonder what the probability of the overlord being the bow was, but after thinking about it for a while, he tragically realized that he seemed to have forgotten about the burning yang poison.
Even if the overlord can conquer this girl's heart 100% with a hard bow, but after the battle, the overlord is dead, and there is a bird to use after conquering!
"Okay, drive home!"
Exhaling heavily, Tang Yue no longer thought about this annoyance, stepped on the accelerator, and instantly left Huitianmen behind.
Nothing to say all the way.
Every time Tang Yue said something to adjust the atmosphere, Chen Qi would throw him a roll of his eyes, reprimand him for "concentrate on driving", and then began to close his eyes and recuperate.
Alas, it seems that there is a long way to go to conquer this girl!
When you get home, park your car and push the door open.
The scene in the living room instantly shocked Tang Yue.
The goat is covered with a heavy line, the whole person is fat more than three times, the line is white, with uniform and pure hair, two horns on the top of the head, showing an extraordinary taste, in the middle of the horns, but it is a piece of poop, which is eye-catching, low-key and domineering, cute and not pretentious.
In the literary and artistic circles, this has a resounding name, called role-playing.
The role played by the goat is a character that is difficult for ordinary people in the literary and artistic circles to control!
"I said goat, lazy sheep sheep is not a sheep, you are the rhythm of sex reassignment surgery!" Tang Yue's cheeks bulged, resisting the urge to laugh, and then asked seriously.
The goat was about to cry, and said with a grin: "Brother Yue, if you don't come back, I will be played to death by my sister-in-law... Uh, sister-in-law Xiaoqi, don't you touch my horns, okay, phew, it's not my horns! ”
Chen Qi's face sank, he withdrew his hand dissatisfiedly, and snorted: "I'm not your sister-in-law, don't scream!" ”
"I'll teach Xiaoxue a good lesson when I go back!" Tang Yue looked at the goat sympathetically, in order to help him protect Mi Xue, this brother really suffered a lot.
As soon as Xiaoxue's name was mentioned, I heard a burst of footsteps, and Michelle ran out of the kitchen like a butterfly wearing flowers, holding a cake in her hand, with four big characters written on it: Qingqing Grassland.
me, even the props are so realistic?
The goat is like a mouse seeing a cat, how can he have the arrogance of the boss of Huayu District, he hid behind Tang Yue without discipline, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, Brother Yue is back, don't bully me." ”
"Hey, Tang Yue, are you back?" Michelle was inexplicably surprised, and sent the cake forward, smiling proudly, "How about looking at the cake I made?" ”
"Domineering exposed!" Tang Yue commented very pertinently, and then pointed to the goat with a wry smile, "What's the situation?" ”
Michelle casually explained: "When I was shopping, I found an anime merchandise store, so I matched the goat, which cost me a lot of money." ”
The goat gasped and swallowed all the grievances in his stomach: "Thank you, sister-in-law." ”
"You're welcome, it's a trivial matter." Mi Xue smiled, "I also picked out a dress for the mouse, it's a blue-skinned mouse's clothes, you can help me bring it to him when you go back." ”
"No problem!" The goat's eyes suddenly lit up, he was tortured so badly by Michelle, and if he wanted to get rid of the psychological shadow, he had to find another person to put this breath out on that person!
Mouse, it's up to you!
The goat silently made a decision in his mind.
"Let's have cake, I've been making it for a long time." After seeing Tang Yue, Mi Xue's attention was also successfully transferred to him, and during this time, the goat also hurriedly took off this outfit, and suddenly felt refreshed, and his soul was sublimated.
Although the words on the cake are a little thunderous, but the taste is still very good, Tang Yue drove all the way, and his stomach was already hungry, and when he got a big piece, he ate it and stuffed it.
Mi Xue and Chen Qi sisters seem to have been separated for a few years, and you and I are chatting enthusiastically.
"Sister Xiaoqi, the female killer who came yesterday is so perverted, she is actually interested in me, I feel terrible when I think about it!" Michelle is complaining about being molested by the butcher, and she is in tears, and she is almost at the level of an Oscar-winning actress.
Chen Qi was immediately frightened, and asked with a pale face, "Did she do anything to you?" ”
"How is that possible?" Mi Xue waved her hand, her attitude turned to disdain, "She looks so ugly, if she dares to do anything to me, I don't want to live anymore, you say right, Tang Yue." ”
Tang Yue was eating cake with all his heart, and when he heard what the two girls were talking about, he instinctively said: "It's actually quite beautiful." ”
Then, the alert Tang Yue realized a murderous aura, and Mi Xue glared fiercely, almost swallowing him.
Well, what are they asking, it seems that something is wrong!
Tang Yue was instantly dumbfounded.