378 WM this word who pees like a girl

Etra was in childbirth, and the lady was passing by the palace of the king of Troy with Athena, pretending to be two country women, when she heard a woman's cry of pain, she asked the maid in front of the door: "May I ask why the woman in this house is crying?" ”

"What's the use of you old woman asking this, telling you that you can't help it, that's my princess giving birth to a cub, and she is in B pain, will you deliver the baby?" The maid at the door said.

"Please take me there, maybe I can help a little." The village woman in disguise said.

"You look dirty, you're in tatters, you want to beg for food, don't you? Beggars. "The maid doesn't treat the maid and Athena as human beings, she is a human being and a slut.

"You rich man's watchdog, why don't you hurry up and tell your master that we are immortals." Athena said angrily.

The mother listened to Athena's words and rolled her eyes at Athena, which means that you idiot don't reveal our identity, you can't break the rules of heaven. You are the commander of the company, and you have to keep your identity secret, otherwise you will scare the little soldiers like dogs seeing tigers. You don't know this military common sense? Don't disturb the people with officials, as if others can't see that you are a tiger without showing two fangs, just like a high-ranking official in the world, he always likes to stick out a red tongue, and always likes to maintain a taste of wolves and sheep with the people, as if he will be eaten by sheep if he doesn't do so, which is really unreasonable.

Athena received the white eyes of her mother, and suddenly thought that immortals also have the rules of immortals, that is, they can't reveal their identity as immortals in front of mortals, because of the difference in rank, it will frighten mortals. But isn't it, the people and the officials, the dog and the tiger, a group of dogs are having fun, you let a tiger in, do these dogs still have the heart to play? In the same way, a group of soldiers are training their troops, and you are a high-ranking official who is beyond many ranks to bother from time to time like crazy, this is not a mad dog breaking into a chicken coop. This cage of chickens still has peace?

"Princess, there are two ghostly women outside the door, and they want to come and help you deliver the baby......," the maid returned to the princess and explained what had happened outside.

"Invite them in, since they've all said so. What's the point of letting them in? Maybe it's a high-ranking person. "After all, the princess is a woman from a good family, she is well educated, and she does not look at people at face value.

"The two are called Hanako, my princess said let you go and see, no, no. Don't mess around for the sake of making food, and be careful to cut off your dog's head if it breaks a big deal. The maid was in a recalcitrant tone against Athena.

When Niangniang and Athena came to the princess's delivery room, Niangniang saw that the princess was still sitting and giving birth, and she put her mouth on her shoulder in dissatisfaction.

"Lie down, your stool has blocked the B door, and you won't be able to give birth for a year." As she preached, she took off her stinky socks and stuffed them into the princess's mouth, so that she would not clench her teeth in pain.

"Ahh,......h

"Forcefully. Push as hard as. You pull her legs apart. The mother was asking Athena to pull the princess's legs away, and she herself pressed the princess's belly with her hand, meaning to squeeze the baby out of door B with all her might.

This method is good, which is to make Princess B scream in pain. It took a lot of effort to finally give birth, and Etra was sweating all over.

"I've never seen a baby this big, it's weird. Take a scale and look at it. Niangniang said while touching the sweat on her head. Athena thought to herself, this is two eggs, not a big surprise. The maid brought the scale, and the lady took off her tatters, wrapped the baby, hung it on the scale, and said, "Fuck, thirty-six pounds." I think it's the same, just this capital weighs one or two pounds. (The cost refers to the number of babies.) )”

"What a future god of war!" The mother turned her face sideways and whispered to Athena, and after saying that, she picked up a big female finger to commend Athena for getting Etra to Poseidon well. It is the result of the double race of gods and men. ……

"Father, today is Theseus' first birthday...... Princess Etra said to King Pitheus of Troy.

"Okay, it's my nephew's birthday as soon as I get home, and I invite the civil and military officials to come and have a good time." King Pitheus said.

"Dad, look at what you said, this is not the son of the second father of Mingda. This belongs to the wild dog, do you have the right to invite everyone to come and have fun, do you want to shame me? The princess rejected the king's father's invitation on the grounds that it was a cub from stealing man B.

The civil and military officials were not invited, but the family banquet was still indispensable, and the royal family was a little lively? Definitely. Behind closed doors, the master and servant in the front yard and the back yard also had several tables of wine banquets. This is just a small island country, just from the patriarch to the embryonic stage of a small country, how many people can there be? The women are not the legendary seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courts.

"Call Grandpa, Theseus, call Grandpa." Etra took Theseus in her arms and taught her son to be called Father and Grandfather.

"Daddy, daddy......" Theseus called out Daddy in a strange voice.

", cub, call grandpa." Pitus blushed with shame, as if he was **, and the son born to his daughter called his father, which was somewhat disgusting, although it was fake. ……

"Mom, Mom, I'm playing outside today, and some people say I don't have a dad, is that true?" Theseus was wronged outside, and when she came home, she asked her mother.

"Who said you don't have a father, when you grow up and can push away a thousand pounds of boulders with both hands, your mother will tell you where your father is, so you have to practice hard." The princess told her son.

Theseus kept in mind his mother's words, and rarely played outside from then on, learning literature from his mother and martial arts from his grandfather.

"Theseus, you're fifteen years old, come and push this five-hundred-pound stone away." This is the mother testing her son Theseus's strength, although it has not yet reached the point where she can push away a thousand pounds of heavy stones, this is a midterm exam, and when it comes to the final exam, it will not be five hundred pounds, it is a thousand pounds of boulders.

"Can I push it away? Mom. Theseus said uncertainly.

"You try it, if you can push it, push it every day, and after a hundred days, push it heavier than this." Mom said.

Theseus crossed his legs and screamed, only to hear a snap, the stone did not move, it was the pants that were propped open, and the cucumber between the legs was all leaked out. This made Etra almost laugh out loud, but to Etra's surprise, it was strange that Theseus had grown to almost the same size as his father Aegeus, but the thrust was not half the size of his father's.

It is necessary to explain here that boys and girls are the same, the body has grown up, and the physiological function has matured, this is just an intuitive feeling, it has just grown into the prototype of an adult, and it is all empty, and it will take a long time to slowly grow tighter, and the knowledge and strength of the base body function.

"Mom!" Instead of pushing the stone away, Theseus was bitten by the outline of the stone and his hand was bitten.

Theseus held up two still immature hands for her mother to see, it was already skin and flesh. When Etra saw that her son's raised hand was bleeding, she stepped forward and took her son into her arms and said, "My poor child, although your strength is not small, your hands, your hands are still thin and tender. Don't practice your strength again for a few days, and wait until the wound heals before exercising your strength. In the past few days, I have only followed my mother to learn literacy, have you heard my son? ”

"I hear you, Mom. Are you crying, Mom? Theseus looked up at her mother, tears welling up in her eyes. The son is not as tall as his mother, because the son is only fifteen years old, and the mother is a tall aunt, and the son is fifteen years old.

Etra took her son to the incense room and dressed his wound with good medicine. When a teardrop fell on his son's wound, the son asked his mother, "Mom, are you so pitiful?" Is it that I am dead Dad, do you think he is so sad? ”

"Good boy, your father is not dead, he is just a king in the distance, far away, ......" Etra was even more sad and sad by her son's words, it was really the same as a dead husband, and it was only symbolic that the man was still alive if he was not dead.

"Mom, when I grow up, I will definitely look for him and bring him home." Theseus said.

"Don't be stupid, son, your father is a king, he has his own country, he can't come here, just when you grow up and have the ability to go to him, your mother will teach you how to find him." Etra said sadly, this is the truth, when Theseus grows up, that is, when he doesn't even have a son, how can this not make people sad, sad tears naturally flowed out.

……

"Today, my mother taught you to read, and the word H is called Alas." Etra said.

"Mom, isn't this a staircase? How do you call it? Theseus mischievously sees the H as a staircase.

"Where in the world is there a staircase with a bar, don't be naughty. The word W is called "not staying". Mom taught him another word.

"The more I look at this word, the more it looks like a little girl squatting and peeing, Mom." Theseus described the word again.

"Don't talk nonsense, have you ever seen a little girl squatting and peeing? Have you seen it, haven't you? "Etra, is this teasing?

"Mom, I don't dare to say it." Theseus said.

In order to promote her son's bold nature, Etra does not put herself in the role of a child of the same age as the child as a mother, even if it is a wild talk, let him say it boldly by himself: "Son, you can boldly say whatever you think, this is your nature, you don't have to be afraid of anything, and everything in your future is not in the word of fear." ”

"Mom, I've seen you squatting on the ground peeing." After Theseus finished speaking, he raised his head to look at his mother's face. (To be continued.) )