538: I peed on the rice in the plastic bag

Xie Mengqi thought to herself, if I just tell you, you will die!

"What are you talking about? The two of you still need to close the door when you talk about things? Do you mean things or do things? You don't have to do things in broad daylight! The little fox fairy said with a smile.

Xie Mengqi walked over to open the door and glared at the little fox fairy: "How did you talk?" What did we do? ”

"Look at your anger, I'll laugh at you! Why, you won't let me in and sit? The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi with a smile.

Xie Mengqi looked at the little fox fairy, very helpless, as the saying goes, don't reach out and don't hit the smiling person, she is here, hippie and smiling, can she still treat her as an enemy? In that case, I would be too petty.

"Come in! Be careful when you speak, I'm not such a casual woman. Don't let my reputation be ruined. Xie Mengqi said.

"Who of us doesn't know you're a lady? When I say it's funny, people won't believe it, they all know I'm joking. The little fox fairy said with a smile, thinking to himself, what I want is your words, in this way, Jiang Wukui will not be able to eat sweet dates.

Jiang Wukui's good things were disturbed, he felt very comfortable, he looked at the little fox fairy and didn't say a word.

The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled: "Jiang Wukui, don't you welcome me here?" Could it be that I'm bothering you? ”

"How so? This is not Wu Kui's room, and he is also restrained! Xie Mengqi smiled and cleared the siege.

"I welcome you in my room, this Xie Mengqi's room, I don't have this right." Jiang Wukui said.

"Xie Mengqi, do you know what I'm here for?"

"What? What is so important and mysterious as this? Xie Mengqi pretended not to care.

"I've just come back from a mission, what is important? To be honest, Jiang Wukui said that the story was really good yesterday. I don't usually see how he can speak, but when he really talks about books, it's impressive! I came to let him say something new and relieve his boredom. I didn't kill Kito Osa today, and I still feel a little uncomfortable in my heart. Jiang Wukui, did you say? The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled in his heart, Jiang Wukui, don't think that I will leave here early, I won't leave until it's time to eat, don't think about eating sweet dates, just slap it!

"I also don't feel happy, if we didn't kill Kito Daisa, we haven't avenged Saihuaxiang. Alas, I'm really sure that I killed Kito Daisa this time! Jiang Wukui sighed and said.

"Okay, let's not talk about these unhappy things. I was outside, and I heard them say that these things were upset, so I came to Xie Mengqi when I was upset. Jiang Wukui, you make us happy! It's really nice to tell you a story. The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled.

Jiang Wukui didn't have the little fox fairy's scheming, he fell into the trap all of a sudden, and he didn't think of tickling Xie Mengqi, he smiled and said, "What to say?" I don't even know how to say it, and today's events don't make sense to talk about it. ”

"Mengqi, the three of us are idle, let's have a small event!" The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled again.

"What activity?"

"How about we all talk about our unforgettable childhood?" The little fox fairy thought, I have to find some topics so that I won't be embarrassed, otherwise, how can I guard them until it's time to eat?

"Okay, you talk first." Jiang Wukui's interest came up.

"Let's talk about it first! You said it so well yesterday, we want to hear from you. Xie Mengqi, what do you say? Jiang Wukui is a man again, so it's time for him to take the lead. The little fox fairy turned her head to look at Xie Mengqi, she remembered what Jiang Wukui said, Xie Mengqi's breasts were fuller than her own, she looked at Xie Mengqi's breasts and knew that what Jiang Wukui said was true.

"Okay, Wu Kui, you say! I'd also like to hear about your childhood. Xie Mengqi said.

"I want to think about it." Jiang Wukui scratched his head with his hand.

"Say whatever." The little fox fairy said.

"Yes, you just say it, it's not a story." Xie Mengqi also thinks that everyone's childhood anecdotes should be very funny.

"Okay, I said it. I was 10 years old, yes, 10. I'm naughty, especially with a few guys. It was a hot day, and I was playing hide and seek with the three young men in the village, and I ran to the haystack behind the widow's house in the east of the village and hid. At this time, I saw the second dog in the village enter the widow's house, and I wondered, how did he enter the widow's house and close the door? I hid for a while in the haystack, tiptoeing, and came to the window of the room behind the widow, and tried to see inside, and she was indeed the room where the widow slept. Jiang Wukui said and looked at Xie Mengqi.

"What do you see? Are they close? The little fox fairy asked with a smile.

"Don't interrupt! I told the mystery at once, what else to say? Jiang Wukui said with a smile.

"Hee-hee, you're really storytelling material, okay, you say. I don't bother you. The little fox fairy said.

"I was tiptoeing by the window, but I couldn't see inside, and I only heard the widow say delicately, "Ergouzi, what are you anxious about?" But I didn't know what she meant, and I thought, 'monkey'? How could there be monkeys in her room? I heard 'monkey hurry' as 'monkey', don't you think it's funny? Jiang Wukui stopped and looked at Xie Mengqi, he wanted to look at Xie Mengqi's smiling face.

"What are you looking at me for? You say! Xie Mengqi said.

"I couldn't see inside, so I went and brought a big rock, and it was raised, and I stood on the stone, and it was almost, and the bottom of her window was sealed with a strip of cloth, and I had to continue to tiptoe, and this time I saw it, and I saw the second dog blocking the widow Wang by the desk, facing her, and turning her clothes upside down, and pressing my hand on her chest, and rubbing it constantly, and I was startled and fell down. At this time, I heard a crisp sound inside. I fell to the ground, thinking of the white breasts of the king's widow, and did not get up. At this time, the second dog came out, and he grabbed me by the collar and lifted me up. Jiang Wukui laughed.

"You scoundrel, you look at a woman's breasts when you're so small." Xie Mengqi said.

"The second dog hit you?" The little fox fairy asked.

"The second dog didn't hit me, he said, you don't do it, you pretend to be a ghost and scary! Just now, we were so scared that we smashed all the rice jars of your aunt's king. What do you say? The second dog glared at me. At this time, the widow came out, and she said, Ergouzi, don't scare Wu Kui, just let him pay me a pound of rice. At that time, rice was very important, and everyone couldn't get enough to eat! I said, "Where do I have rice?" The second dog said, won't you steal something out of your house? Tell you, you lose rice, and I'll see you break your leg in the future! I will also tell your father about your peeking at Aunt Wang, you think, you peeked at Aunt Wang's body, this is not a glorious thing! Alas, I was ignorant at the time, and it stands to reason that it was them who should be afraid, but when the second dog said that, I was so scared to death! I promised the two dogs. Jiang Wukui said this and smiled, "Was I stupid when I was a child?" ”

"You're stupid now!" Xie Mengqi said.

"Did you really steal rice and give it to the king's widow?" The little fox fairy asked.

"Stole it. The next day, I took advantage of the fact that there were no adults at home, I used a plastic bag to fill a bamboo tube of rice, our bamboo tube at that time could hold half a catty of rice, I didn't dare to load two bamboo tubes, besides, I don't know how much a catty is! After I went out, it was really the middle of the afternoon, the sun was so poisonous and hot. As I walked, I walked and remembered that I had not enough to eat, but I had to give it to the king's widow, and I felt very uncomfortable, and I thought how to get angry. At this time, I was thinking about a little relief, and I finally made up my mind again. Guess what I did? Jiang Wukui smirked.

"You don't want to pee on rice, do you?" The little fox fairy said.

"How is that possible? Peeing on the rice still doesn't see it? Xie Mengqi said.

"Little fox fairy, you're right! I peed on the rice in the plastic bag, but when I looked at the rice after peeing, I was worried again. ”

"I knew you were stupid." Xie Mengqi said with a smile.

"I'm not stupid, I took the plastic bag to the side of the clear water ditch, washed the rice, and then found a clean big stone, dried the rice, and took it to the widow's house. When she saw that I was really holding the rice, she smiled and said, Wu Kui, you stupid boy, why did you really bring the rice? The second dog is talking to you. Okay, I'll take it if I bring it! You tell your aunt, what did you see that day? I said, I see you here, in vain, like steamed buns. Jiang Wukui said and stopped, took a sip of water.

"You pointed to the king's widow's breast, what happened to her?" The little fox fairy asked.

"Wu Kui, you started playing hooligan when you were a child?" Xie Mengqi's face turned a little red, and he remembered that Jiang Wukui wanted to look at his chest last night.

"I wasn't sensible at that time, big boy, what kind of hooligan?"

"That's it, it's not a hooligan, you go on." The little fox fairy really listened to it with relish.

"The widow looked at her breast, and said, What else do you see? I also saw Wang Ergou's hands rubbing at you. When I said this, the widow said, "Have you said to anyone else?" I said, I didn't dare to say it. She smiled and said, "Did you really see me here?" She said and turned her clothes up, took my hand and pressed it there, rubbed it, and said, Ergouzi also kneaded it like this, didn't he? I said yes. Widow Wang smiled, she put down my hand and said, Okay, Wu Kui, you also rub it, don't say it, otherwise, your hand will be chopped off. I looked at her and asked, "Who chopped off my hand?" She smiled and said, you touch your aunt's this, the people in the village know about it, and everyone will chop off your hand, you know? I was so frightened by her that I haven't told anyone in the village until now. Jiang Wukui smiled when he said this, "I finally said it, and I won't be pressed by this matter in the future." ”

"Jiang Wukui, I didn't expect you to learn badly at such a young age and touch a woman's breasts." The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled.

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