21. My sister-in-law laughed and talked about castration of the king

The sister-in-law listened to her sister-in-law's words and was really thinking of a good idea. Is there any way to get those male dogs to stop fighting, and it will be useful to persuade them like this? Definitely. They're just dead people, they're just exercising rubbing, and they're dead and they're done.

Our sister-in-law, thinking about it, she thought of the source of this trouble, "Helen". If it weren't for this piece of XB, this old dog, she would call the king of heaven "old dog, and his sons would be called young dogs or puppies", and she would not have moved the crowd privately, and summoned all the gods to help him and snatch this little **. The sister-in-law is also scolding this cicada XB in her heart, and she is delicate and troublesome.

"Sister-in-law, I have thought of an easy way to let him go home empty-handed without a single soldier." The sister-in-law said to Helen's sister-in-law.

"Come on, what do you have to do, can you castrate them all into eunuchs overnight? No, no. Thinking of such a thing, Helen hurriedly shook her head and said, "I can't help it, the world is extinct, and then I will say that I am the cause of trouble." ”

"There is no knife so fast in the world that can scrape off the ** of the Heavenly King God, I am not so stupid that I would come up with this trick that I don't have." The sister-in-law said.

"Then are you Hua Mulan or Mu Guiying, you do it alone, is this okay? Definitely. My good sister, now you are the only one who is my sweetheart, even if you have transcendent skills, in case there are three long and two short, who else can I say a word about your sister-in-law? No, no. If your sister-in-law and I can have your skills, let's go together, rush to the battlefield with a knife, rip off all their pants, and stab one person in the middle of their thighs, so that they can call their mothers in pain, and hate their mothers for giving birth to these two inches of their two inches of things, if they never did, squatting and peeing would not have today's pain to call their mother. After the sister-in-law finished speaking, she burst out laughing.

The sister-in-law laughed even more, only holding her stomach and rolling on the ground with laughter, and she didn't make a sound for a long time, and she was so afraid that she would laugh to death like this. When the sister-in-law laughed this time, the sister-in-law continued to roll on the ground with laughter.

She laughed so hard that she didn't laugh her sister-in-law to death this time, otherwise she wouldn't be able to get out of it. She had no idea that this sentence would make them laugh half to death. It seems that everything really can't be said directly from the heart, and it is necessary to make some kind of ghost net from the exit of the mouth, like producing gutter oil, blocking the obvious pollutants in the stomach and letting it go out the back door.

These two sisters-in-law are really a natural pair, fashionable and optimistic, so atmospheric and domineering. Talking and laughing, thundering, this is healthy and majestic, not a little woman's house, the sissy is heavy, and the weak man is also very sissy.

The ancients said: "Roar, don't break the bridge to the water." ”

This is said to be Zhang Fei, and the longboard slope grabbed a horse alone......

Hector had been fighting since breakfast, and it was already dusk, and he was still in the chariot, covered in the blood of the defeated generals. There were a hundred sand fields the size of a football field, and the poor ones who followed him to pick up the war seeds were exhausted and stubble. The golden turtle and golden armor were sent to the city full of cars.

The blood of the dead corpses on the entire battlefield was like a layer of red ground. It is customary to have a truce before the sun sets, because it is necessary to leave time to bury the bodies of their own soldiers who have died in battle, of course, only the corpses of those distinguished guests and generals are selected to be buried, and only the kings and the leaders and commanders of those small tribal states are eligible for cremation.

Because in the old society, there was no coal, no electricity, and no diesel, so if all the soldiers killed in the war were cremated, how many trees would come?

They also reformed and opened up the policy of reform, and the tribes searched for the dead bodies of the soldiers of their various tribes. Under normal circumstances, those who wear the Golden Turtle and Golden Armor are at the level of the commander, or the king's family, and if such a person is killed on the battlefield, there are generals or soldiers of their own faction to snatch the corpse back.

Of course, there were people on both sides who followed their boss and snatched the body. If your own commander is killed by the enemy, the rapid reaction force will snatch back the corpse of your own commander, if not, even the corpse will be snatched by the enemy, then you will lose the blind chicken, lose the golden turtle and golden armor, and after the armistice, you will use the same weight of gold to ransom the dead body.

Some readers and friends will definitely say: "Death is dead, but it's a pity that there is so much gold, and the corpse can't be used to let him fight anymore, so just let him forget it." ”

Brother, what about this? Definitely. Redeem it with the same amount of gold, and scrape a tael or two less on the corpse. The ancients relied on hard work to eat, he would not pour some iron into the mouth of the dead, although they could think of this trick, but they would never do such a hurtful thing.

There is also an unwritten rule on the battlefield, if you are a soldier, as long as you have the ability to kill an enemy's golden turtle and golden armor general, and you grab this weapon, or someone from the same faction grabs this weapon for you, this is your trophy, in today's words, you are a lone hero.

If there are too many dead people on the battlefield, there must be no place to bury them, so what to do, etc. The vultures that were the first to be killed that day were being cleaned up by the afternoon. It's too much, and the vultures can't eat it for a day or two, so wait until they're done eating. This is because considering that it is necessary to pay attention to hygiene in war, and corpses are the most susceptible to the plague, which is common knowledge in soldiers.

The two sisters-in-law laughed from morning to dusk in the afternoon. The sister-in-law is still pressing, and the sister-in-law has thought of a good way to make this citizen stop?

The sister-in-law was originally a well-behaved and obedient little girl, since her brother tricked her sister-in-law into marrying her sister-in-law, she followed her sister-in-law to learn crazy, just like a girl now, who went to Guangzhou to work and came back, and learned to catch up with the fashion. As compared to now, Helen is a foreign product, and the sister-in-law is a female sling, a pure country woman.

"What is there to do that you can do to make him stop fighting," Helen asked her sister-in-law, "are you unable to recruit the king?" I don't think it's true, that's an ancient Chinese story, because if there is no war and the two countries are married, that person Wang Zhaojun is beautiful, and you ......"

"And why am I, do I look like a pile of shit? Definitely. Isn't it easy to be beautiful when you have money? Definitely. I'm going to the cold country tomorrow for plastic surgery, how beautiful and beautiful I am, and when the time comes, don't come to a 'don't remember and hate now'." My sister-in-law really started to blush a little as she spoke, because she was really not as good as a bunch of shit in front of her sister-in-law.

"Don't see outside, good sister, your sister-in-law always likes to talk straight, never likes to stay in the stomach to digest some time, always eats snakes and pulls snakes." The sister-in-law made a grimace as she spoke, trying to tease the sister-in-law and soon became happy.

When the sister-in-law saw this, she immediately laughed and said, "You're just afraid that you're crazy, and your words always make people laugh to death." ”

The two almost crazy women laughed again, and when they were done, the sister-in-law leaned over and told her sister-in-law her plan. The two cicadas XB are once again in the midst of a carnival laugh.

In the next chapter, the sister-in-law sacrificed her sister-in-law and gave up her life