Zeus walked into the kitchen, and when he saw this, he thought to himself that there was such a good opportunity, ready-made, live broadcast. He propped it up with his feet, and the sweeper just fell a "fairy scattered flowers". What is a fairy scattered flower? It's all fours. This term is only for women, and men should call him fairy popsicles. If there is anything else, it's up to the reader to figure it out.

In the love spell, God says that it is the fish that will one day take the bait. Yes, our Zeus he took the bait. This is the origin of Ancises, the illegitimate daughter of a sweeper. But prettier than his mother was because Zeus was a handsome teenager at the time. The thing, of course, is that if you plant a watermelon seed, at worst it won't grow sesame seeds just for you. So by virtue of this logic, it makes sense that our Anchises is much prettier than his mother.

It is said that Anchises is thinking about how her mother pulled herself into an adult with such hardship, and when people are in pain, her memories also come from pain, which is human habitual thinking. She cried out in pain, and that cry caught her mother's attention. Tomorrow write a mother and daughter scolding Zeus......

Ancises's mother had been mutilating Ancises' child Aeneas for a long time, and when she heard her daughter's crying, she remembered that her daughter was also injured, and she had to take care of her quickly, otherwise she would cry non-stop! Mother and daughter are very familiar with each other's nature.

"What's the matter, my daughter? Don't cry, is it pain or is there some kind of endgame? Mother said.

Ancises got up and hugged his mother, crying even more sadly, and said: "What can I do, I stink a lot this time, there are rumors that Helen's ** was taught by me, and there are also rumors that Helen's involvement will be pushed on my head, saying that they will arrest me and hang me......"

"My child, don't be sad for a while. I'm going to transfer this to your father, who is the king of the gods, the current president of the Supreme Court, and whatever you call him president in the United States, you can call him president. Ankises' mother comforted her daughter, Ankises, and said.

"Mom!" Ankihans gave her mother a small push with the hand that was on her shoulder, meaning that this is the case? Definitely. That's what I said just now, and he just didn't want to take it.

"I'm afraid of ghosts, if you want to die together, you really can't escape, then get into this old dog to pad the coffin!" Anchises' mother deliberately spoke so loudly that she knew that Zeus was pretending to be asleep.

"What the hell is arguing, you two idiots already stink, now I want the master to come and close this scene, go and die." Zeus knew that it was right to take the move, and pushed back the relationship between their mother and daughter as soon as possible, so that they could take their own plans as soon as possible, silence is golden, and at this juncture, silence is waiting for death, this is the wisdom of the king of heaven.

Zeus did not change his words at all, not to lose his father's love, on the contrary, love and hate iron do not make steel, if he did not say death, Anchises would not be too lazy to flee, how good it would be to stay in his father's palace and enjoy happiness. Things really stink, and Zeus's father was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat and had to go around.

"Mom!" Ancises was trying to push his mother away, and he would stay and talk to his father again, there should always be a way.

"You're going to push me to the underworld, we also have a share in this palace, I was afraid of him back then, I hid in the east and west, and I didn't live a good day. Now I'm not afraid of him, I wasn't afraid back then, I blame myself for not being more beautiful than others when I was young, and I will be ridiculed by his many juniors when I am by his side. Anchises' mother said.

"**, you still dare to say that you were young." Zeus suddenly got out of the tiger skin cushion chair and flew at Anchises's mother, which frightened Ancises's mother so much that her face turned blue, and she could only say in her heart: When did this old dog start to learn to bite people!

To survive in this world, women have a trick, and of course, Anchises's mother also has it, and she suddenly thought that she should cry loudly.

“…… Back then, it was the ghost river that fished and drank donkey blood...... "Anchises's mother cried and scolded, she didn't dare to use all the Chinese, when she was studying at the Universe Women's Normal School, she only knew junior high school knowledge, and she didn't know much English.

"We are all fools, we should all die, leaving only you old dogs to live in the world." She said it is you, this word with a little crying taste is difficult to understand is scolding very stakes, this cicada B is smart, she uses all the dialect and native language, Chinese and English, so that you can understand you listen, if you don't understand, don't blame me, scolding is all ghost scolding.

"Is there anyone in the world like you who are gods? Definitely. It's because you deserve to be a god, all the beautiful women in the world are all reduced to your little three and four, one day the gun will pierce your forehead from the back of your head, making your eyes dark, and ugly women will also make you see as a beauty, until you die into the pile of beauties. "The second half of Anchises's mother's words are all in English, of course Zeus can't understand it, Zeus beat Luo when he was young, and he survived by eating dirty land, think about it, will this kind of person have culture? Definitely.

"You fish in the river, you harvest this day, you will die five horses and divide the corpse. If you fall into the river, you will never be able to float, and the river will be used as a coffin, and the water will be a cover, and the stone will be a pillow. "Anchihans' mother used to be a country man through and through, because the family was very poor, and his parents were always arguing about this and that because they were struggling to make ends meet, it was common for his mother to scold his father very much.

Aphrodite said, "I mistake it for Ancises, but I know that he is the father." "Mom! (From this chapter onwards, you might take the time to wash the pants and put them on again - take the time to sort out their names and details online.) ）

At this time, Athena also walked out of the healing room, the little magician who had had had enough of playing with Aeneas.

"What's the use of selling sesame oil?" As Athena approached Aphrodite, she pulled out a local phrase about crying. (Selling sesame oil, the countryside is mostly a metaphor for the usual crying of children.) Saying that adults are big things that don't matter. If a woman dies and cries so sadly, and you used to say that she was selling sesame oil, then you really stink, and people will stare at you with white eyes. ）

Obviously, this means that Aphrodite didn't need to be so sad and sad, and that he meant to speak slowly.