Chapter 15: Your name is Chrysanthemum
When the fat man reported his birth, Zhang Hui's originally smiling face suddenly collapsed, no matter who was the eldest brother, the fat man must have eaten him.
Before the monkey could speak, the fat man patted Zhang Hui on the shoulder, looking satisfied, if this was seen by others, maybe they would think that they had done something excessive.
"Hui, it's okay, follow the fat brother in the future, there is food, drink and girl bubbles, if there is anything, come to the fat brother me."
Zhang Hui listened and listened, his bitter face instantly turned into a smile, and he looked at the fat man with an ambiguous expression, "Fat brother, brother, I don't need your help, let's contribute that flower." ”
The flower?
Ma Liang and the monkey looked at Zhang Hui with a very strange look at the same time, as if they wanted to ask, which flower do you want?
The fat man was stunned, and the hand that patted Zhang Hui's shoulder stopped in the air, and immediately reacted, not thinking that this was a big deal at all, so he smiled and said: "I really think it's a big deal, isn't it just a flower, what kind of words do you say, fat brother is rich, you can buy a thousand or eight flowers." ”
Seeing that the fat man had been fooled, the expression on Zhang Hui's face became even more ambiguous, and even a smirk, "Really? That's good, fat brother, borrow chrysanthemums. ”
Burst.
The monkey, who was watching the excitement with Ma Liang, heard the word chrysanthemum, and directly took a sip of tea that he had just drunk, and instantly poofed it out and coughed continuously.
When the monkey was about to squirt out tea, Ma Liang had already dodged to the side, and after the monkey finished spraying, he came back to his senses, "Monkey, Zhang Hui said chrysanthemum, why are you laughing?" ”
"Uh..."The monkey looked at Ma Liang blankly, as if looking at an alien, "You'll know later, see what Zhang Hui says." ”
Oh, Ma Liang nodded, and looked at Zhang Hui again, as if trying to figure out why the monkey squirted water.
The fat man, who still hadn't reacted, nodded directly when he heard the word chrysanthemum, "What's the matter, chrysanthemums are very cheap, when do you want them?" ”
Zhang Hui, who originally wanted to tease the fat man, suddenly looked at the fat man blankly, and asked incredulously: "Don't you know what a chrysanthemum is?" ”
The fat man replied disapprerovingly: "I know, isn't it the kind of flower with yellow petals, it's very cheap, you don't have to worry." ”
The monkey on the side was about to suffocate, covering his mouth, his face was red from suffocation, and Ma Liang also had a strange expression.
Zhang Hui swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit, it was too heavy, yes, it was too heavy, "I'm talking about houting flowers." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be a houting flower." The fat man nodded suddenly, immediately looked stunned, quickly took two steps back, and said tremblingly: "What flower?" ”
"Houting flowers, I'm talking about houting flowers."
At this time, Zhang Hui's only feeling was that he was a little flirtatious, he didn't know if the fat man understood, so he didn't return angrily.
"Houting flowers? What is the word for houting flowers? ”
Looking at the fat man's pure and innocent expression, Zhang Hui suddenly had an urge to be angry, and shouted: "Monkey, Ma Liang, come and help me hold down the fat man, Lao Tzu wants to stab him!" It's not a thing. ”
Ma Liang and the monkey did not step forward, but instead took two steps back, while the fat man ran directly behind the monkey in this gap time, looking panicked.
"Ah, fat man, I called you uncle, you already knew, you still pretend, pretend to be your brother-in-law, take your life." Zhang Hui, who knew that Ma Liang and the others must have misunderstood, couldn't care about anything else at this time, and pounced directly on the fat man.
The fat man who was hiding behind Ma Liang and the others, with a smile on his face, knew it when Zhang Hui said a flower, and he didn't debunk it, just to lure Zhang Hui to take the bait.
As a result, Zhang Hui really took the bait, but now he was furious, the fat man laughed wildly in his heart, and when he watched Zhang Hui pounce over, he didn't stop his exaggerated expression, but when Ma Liang and the two got out of the way.
The fat man's face suddenly became bitter, and he glanced at Ma Liang and the others with resentment, and was directly thrown to the ground by Zhang Hui.
"Ya sells discs, Hui Jun doesn't want it, don't want it, it's the first time for people, please have mercy on Hui Jun."
Looking at the fat man's lowly expression, Zhang Hui wanted to die, so he didn't fight anymore, "Call you Ya Sell Plates, call you Huijun, tell you not to, let you have pity, I pity your brother-in-law!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the fat man's screams and moans immediately sounded in the dormitory, rolling and gushing, and the monkey couldn't bear to look at the fat man's unrecognizable appearance, and turned his head stiffly, "You know what chrysanthemums mean now." ”
Ma Liang nodded slowly and hesitantly, the corners of his mouth twitched, looking at the two who were still fighting, it was a shaking of his head, he was not ready to persuade him about this, both of them were sick, and they were not lightly ill.
It seems that at this moment, Ma Liang suddenly felt that it was not a bad thing to have a few more friends, and if he had no friends before, would it be that he had always been rejected.
Zhang Hui, who was riding on the back of the fat man, suddenly turned around and shouted: "Monkey, Ma Liang, come and help me, I have cramps." ”
Cramps, cramps.
The monkey patted his forehead, walked over helplessly and helped Zhang Hui up, shook his head, and sighed: "Hey, people, sometimes it's just too smart." ”
"What are you talking about?" As soon as the words fell, the fat man and Zhang Hui yelled at the monkey at the same time.
Who are the people in this room, and all of them are living treasures.
The monkey who pretended to be smart was suddenly yelled, let go of Zhang Hui directly, hugged his chest with both hands, and looked at Zhang Hui and the fat man with a sneer, "What did Lao Tzu say, Lao Tzu is also 89 years old, maybe Lao Tzu is the boss." ”
A howl sounded in the dormitory, and the fat man had a bitter face, "Monkey, you are from 89 months, and I am from 9 months." ”
"It just so happens that I'm from August, and now it's up to Ma Liang, you two wait and see how I deal with you two."
The fat man and Zhang Hui shuddered involuntarily, the two held their breath and looked at Ma Liang for help, they had already decided that if Ma Liang shook his head, he would hit him directly.
Finding that the three of them were staring at him, Ma Liang was stunned, neither nodded nor shook his head, but said very calmly: "Speaking of age, I am Geng Wu Nian, according to your notation, it is 90 years." ”
Boom! Boom!
The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded one after another, Ma Liang looked at the fat man and Zhang Hui who were lying on the ground and almost foamed at the mouth, and then looked at the monkey, and also looked at the two people on the ground, the difference was that he was sneering.
The fat man, who was already disheartened, suddenly howled, and then snorted and cried, "Who said that you want to be ranked by age, can't you use weight, it's okay now, Lao Tzu has actually become an old 2, an old 2." ”
"Okay, don't howl, Maleon, you're a few months. I'll have to see if I'm the third or the fourth, I'm in April. Zhang Hui got up, kicked the fat man, and asked with some hope.
Ma Liang's eyes seemed to show a trace of memory, and then he said, "It should be March." ”
As soon as the words fell, Ma Liang suddenly felt that his whole body trembled, and when he looked sideways, he found that Zhang Hui was already lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, and his glasses were thrown aside, repeating in his mouth, why am I the fourth, no, it is the fourth.
Finding that the fat man was looking at him with a resentful face and an innocent expression, Ma Liang hurriedly waved his hand and signaled that he didn't care about me.
No matter what Ma Liang said, the fat man's gaze stayed on him, and in the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply ignored it.
"Fatty, don't look like a resentful woman, do you want to be dissatisfied? Come, big brother satisfies you, the chrysanthemum hasn't exploded yet. The monkey looked at the fat man with a sneer, squeezing his hands and clicking.
Feeling that the fat man's eyes had shifted, Ma Liang felt that his back was a little shady, this feeling was really unpleasant, it was terrible.
"Monkey, your chrysanthemum didn't explode, if you want to explode, you will explode first."
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Hui immediately got up from the ground, put on his eyes, and said excitedly: "Who is the chrysanthemum, can I participate?" ”
"Get out of the way."
The monkey and the fat man yelled at Zhang Hui at the same time, and after roaring, they turned their heads with disdain and continued to look at each other.
"Alright, don't look at each other yet, what should we call them? Fat man is still fat, monkey is still monkey, Ma Liang will shout magic pen, as for me, ......"
Before Zhang Hui could say what he thought, the fat man and the monkey's eyes lit up and shouted together, "As for you, it's called Chrysanthemum." ”
"My Uncle Chrysanthemum, you are the Chrysanthemum, and your whole family is a Chrysanthemum."
"Or it's called ** flower, it's the same."
"My uncle, take your life, fatty, you will definitely die today."
"You really think I'm afraid that you won't succeed, you're busy, North Nose."
Seeing this, Ma Liang hurriedly took a few steps back and simply closed his eyes, because the other three started to fight again, and their image was very unbearable.