86_86322 Calculate the time of two days, you can sleep two lazy sleeps, and take a car from the provincial capital to the countryside and go back and forth? Enough to eat, drink and be merry, but what can you do in two days?

There is no doubt that it is very suspenseful, and this question arises in my heart because I have watched Chen Haisheng wander around the street like a gentleman with nothing to do, and if he occasionally whistles and flirts with the bottom of the girl's skirt, he is a complete bastard.

The two of them shivered in the cold wind for several hours, and finally sat down in a corner of a remote and barren grove, I wondered what this was doing, so I asked him puzzled: "Brother Sheng, is it really good to have nothing to do like this?" ”

After two or three hours of shopping, I didn't know what I was doing aimlessly, and it was false to say that I was not depressed.

Chen Haisheng sat down cross-legged under the big tree, and slowly closed his eyes without me yawning on the side. I don't know if I'm cultivating or wandering in the world.

I yawned sleepily on the side, twisting my head to look here and there, and there was a temple on the other side of the woods, which looked like it was in disrepair and would collapse at any time.

The couplets on the left and right are very interesting, and the couplets on the top: "This street is all laughing"

Downlink: "My second elder never speaks"

Look inside, it is actually the temple of the land princess, although it is in disrepair, but there are still a lot of villagers who come and go to worship, and the land in the temple still has a spirit, otherwise how can there be so many good letters.

I couldn't help but walk over curiously, only to know that the street where the temple is located was surrounded by green buildings in ancient times, so there is such a couplet. Not long after staying at the gate of the temple, a gust of wind blew, and I actually shivered all over my body, and a hairy sense of uneasiness arose, so frightened that I hurriedly rushed back to Chen Haisheng's side and squatted.

"Let's go!" At this time, Chen Haisheng suddenly got up, clapped his hands and left cleanly, if he said what he had done in the past few hours, he just looked at the sky blankly, leaving a few drops of saliva, and shivered.

Is this how time is wasted? I couldn't help complaining, and what happened next, the Yellow Emperor Ancestor couldn't bear it anymore

Chen Haisheng actually took me to the hotel, and directly paid for it and said to the owner of the hotel: "I want a quiet room, stay for one night, and no one can disturb me." ”

The boss's mung bean-like eyes kept rolling on the two of us, there was regret and vigilance in his eyes, when Chen Haisheng gave money, he was actually afraid of being touched, so he took a few steps back.

Enough is enough, I really can't bear it anymore, just be in a daze at the sky, and pull me to open a room, just open a room, just open a room, what does it mean?

I couldn't help but get mad, and I almost roared to make the small universe explode and completely abuse the world. At this time, Chen Haisheng actually pointed at me and said to the boss: "Don't get me wrong, this is my brother, sleep and wet the bed, someone has to remind him." ”

The boss burst out laughing and looked at me with understanding.

"Ahhh......hhh I really can't stand it anymore, the small universe explodes. ”

"Let's go upstairs, hurry up" Chen Haisheng shouted back, and his cold tone extinguished the energy I had just saved...... The sun is not fierce enough, and the energy of the small universe is insufficient, so I'd better bear with it first.

Hanging his head and following Chen Haisheng upstairs, he turned around and walked into the innermost double room, the room was quite tidy, and the two large beds on the left and right were not dirty.

I finally couldn't help it, and asked him with a grumbling heart: "Brother Sheng, you are wandering around and opening a room again, what are you doing?" ”

"Tomorrow is the day when the people send the land and the public land to return to heaven to report on their work." Chen Haisheng replied with a bull's head on the horse's mouth.

I flipped through the calendar hanging on the wall, and the big red letters in the middle read the twenty-second day of the lunar month. According to ancient customs and related scriptures, tomorrow is indeed the day when the gods return to heaven to report on their work.

"Does it matter?" I asked

"It's not tomorrow, it's today, and today the land in-laws are gone." Chen Haisheng replied: "Tomorrow is the people's day to send the gods, but in fact, the gods have already returned to heaven one day earlier. On the twenty-third day, it was not the gods themselves who received incense on the Dharma body. ”

"Oh, it's not the deity, who is that?" I looked at him suspiciously.

He replied: "It is a ghost guarding the temple, but all temples are always guarded by Yin soldiers, and the predecessors of Yin soldiers can be lonely souls and wild ghosts, who came to the temple because they were attracted by incense, and then received the teachings of the temple gods, so that they were able to get lost and follow the gods to practice." And the righteous God's mercy, the annual day of sending the gods, is actually a day for these ghosts to receive incense. ”

"So, the day of the gods is a disguise? The one who receives the incense is actually a lonely soul Yin soldier? "Incense is actually energy, which is equivalent to the food that people eat, and at the same time, it can improve the cultivation of ghosts.

The gods are merciful, Buddhism and Taoism both have the method of giving food, and the popular explanation is that the day of sending the gods is actually the day when the gods pay their salaries, and they are given to those lonely souls who are bent on goodness and have taken refuge in the right path.

"I see!" It dawned on me, but not long after I was quiet, my head suddenly tightened, and I jumped up and stammered incredibly: "You are fighting the idea of the land temple." ”

I suddenly figured out that Chen Haisheng is a yin master, a soul body, and incense is the power of faith that can help the cultivation of ghost cultivation.

Few people know that in fact, there is a very strange lineage among the people, which relies on chance and is a yin lineage. The so-called Guan Death Po is this kind of Yin Sect person. Their master, a ghost, taught him spells in his dreams. The only condition for teaching the spell is that the goddess must treat people and exorcise evil spirits, and do good deeds to get incense to support the master.

"Man is the soul of all things, but the human body suffers from six desires and seven worries, and eats grains and grains, which makes him habitual, this human body" Speaking of this, Chen Haisheng looked at his body with a little disgust before continuing

"This person's body is too weak, and my strength is greatly reduced. It's too late to start from scratch. So, I had to find a different path. ”

The other way is the idea of building a land temple? The innate deficiency of the body cannot be compensated, so you want to enhance the power of the soul and use the power of the soul to neutralize the congenital deficiency? I was so scared that I was sweating, and since I followed Chen Haisheng, I found that I was fat and bold......

"Brother Sheng, I'm a little uncomfortable, a little dizzy and want to vomit, maybe I ate duck eggs and got Sudan dyes and got type * pneumonia, after eating a meal of KFC yesterday, my whole body is paralyzed and weak today, I have a hunch that this is bird flu virus H7?" I touched my forehead, my face was pale, drooping, and I was weak: "I can't do it, in order not to bother you, let's sleep in separate rooms, you let me sleep well...... Sleep to death. ”

"I'm not reluctant, you can choose not to go? However, if you don't go, I'll take you as an apprentice. ”

I was overjoyed and said, "Are you serious? ”

"Well, but there is a test under the Yin Mountain Gate, and the master will give different levels of tests according to the apprentice's cultivation." He directly interrupted my doubts, pointed at me and said, "For example, if you have some shallow cultivation, you have to go to the grave and sleep, and then I invite the evil spirits from all directions to come, and you have to spend the night with them in the tomb full of ghosts." ”

"It's not dangerous to spend the night with ghosts, is it?" I asked, apprehensive.

Chen Haisheng pursed his lips and said with a divine smile: "It's hard to say, for example, a few decades ago, there was an apprentice who wanted to learn the Yinshan method, so he stayed on the grave pile and waited for the master to invite the ghost, guess what?" ”

"Hang?"

"No?" As soon as my heart was relieved, Chen Haisheng held his chin and said: "However, I heard that guy was ghosted, and the lyrical expression is: chrysanthemums bloom at midnight, brilliant like small daisies blooming in spring." ”

Somewhere on my body suddenly tightened, and I shook my head with a rattle: "Then I won't apprentice to the teacher." ”

Chen Haisheng raised two fingers: "I said it, choose one of the two, you can do it." ”

"I choose the first one, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, the righteousness is thin and cloudy, how can I, Chen Yiming, be willing to be left behind, don't say anything, go together with the sword mountain and the sea of fire, even if I don't look back...... You have to go, too. Ninety-eight degrees changed his attitude and slapped his chest, in fact, his heart was bleeding.

Chen Haisheng was obviously very satisfied with my appearance, and he liked you as a talented person who knew the times, nodded with satisfaction, and walked into the bathroom to take a bath.

Am I smashing my pen? Am I spineless? Am I obscene? No, actually I ...... It's very spineless, but I'd rather be like this.

Born in the Zhuyou family, it seems to be beautiful, but how many friends do I have since I was a child? In the eyes of ordinary people, we have a mysterious color, and the eyes that look at us are full of awe. This awe also comes from your ability.

You have enough skills, and people will continue to fear you. But one day your spell doesn't work, this awe will change its taste, especially when the person who has a grudge with you accidentally falls into evil one day, the rumors will come, driven by rumors, you will become a villain, and people's attitude towards you is that they dare not speak out.

Only those who have been barefoot know the happiness of having shoes to wear, and those who have been betrayed know the preciousness of friendship.

If this friendship can last forever, I am willing to continue to play such a penny who is greedy for life and afraid of death. In life, there must always be such a bad pen, it will be full of fun.

I sat on the bed with no anger on my face, only inexplicably satisfied enjoyment and a smile. Until......

"It's your turn, go take a bath, it's cold, wash for half an hour, and after half an hour you'll come out, and I'll teach you the essentials of the soul." Chen Haisheng walked out of the shower room and said to me in a commanding tone

My smile instantly froze, paralyzed, you are teasing me, in the winter, you want me to take a cold shower, or do you want to turn on the faucet for half an hour