Chapter 536: Stealing Incense and Stealing Jade (Second Shift)
Yu Lei said with a smile: "I said president, no wonder you are so beautiful, at this time and on this occasion, you are still afraid of frightening the beauties on the scene, you have done this work of pity and cherishing jade too well, it is really worthy of being an amorous seed."
"Don't talk nonsense! Speaking of pity and cherishing jade, I admit that there is a little bit, but this amorous seed doesn't seem to have anything to do with me. Zhang Zheng pretended to be serious and said.
"Don't get involved? What's the wonder? Who is messing around with flowers? Who is merciful? Who is ......?"
"Stop! I said Leizi, there are so many people here, and there is a live TV broadcast, don't expose my brother, okay? It affects my tall image too much. Zhang Zheng said.
"Haha!"
After hearing the words of this goods, the people around them laughed happily, they were all about to meet each other, and Zhang Daying was still so funny.
"Brother Zhang, what's so embarrassing about this? Not only has your image not been affected, but you are getting taller and taller, and you have many confidants, which shows that Brother Zhang's personality is strong, haven't you heard of 'the heart is like stealing jade, and the body is like Simon who loves to steal incense'? This should be the true portrayal of Brother Zhang. Zhang Xin said with a smile.
"Although you Brother Zhang and I are not talented, but I am also well-read, I really haven't heard of these two poems, sister, what do these two poems mean?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Brother Zhang really wants to hear it?" Zhang Xin asked.
"Yes, my brother is also the same as Yu Li's little stinky girl, and he is very curious, so let's listen to it." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
He took the opportunity to be a guest at Zhuo's house, to express his admiration for Zhuo Wenjun with the piano, he sang "Feng Xi Feng Xi returned to his hometown, traveled all over the world to seek its phoenix, there is a beautiful girl in this hall, the room is poisoned by my intestines, why the handover for the mandarin duck." Such straightforward, bold and warm wording made Zhuo Wenjun's heart pound, and they both agreed to elope. That night, Zhuo Wenjun packed up and walked out of the house, and eloped with Sima Xiangru, who had been waiting outside the door, and since then, there has been the famous 'Phoenix Seeking Phoenix' guqin song. Zhang Xin introduced.
"This story has long been a household name and familiar, what does it have to do with stealing jade?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Zhuo Wenjun is beautiful, outstanding in literature, proficient in music, good at playing drums and pianos, like a piece of beautiful jade, Sima Xiangru secretly eloped with him, which is tantamount to "stealing jade". Therefore, later generations alluded to elopement as "stealing jade", so "like stealing jade" has become a famous idiom that has been passed down through the ages. Zhang Xin explained.
"Oh, it turns out that "Xiangru stealing jade" came from here, and my brother has grown knowledge. What does the second sentence 'like Simon love to steal incense' mean? Zhang Zheng asked.
"How stupid, you don't even know this?" Zhang Xin said.
"How do I know if you don't tell me?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Brother Zhang, let me give you a heads-up." Without waiting for Zhang Xin to explain, Shi Kai said.
"Okay, it's still Sister Shi Kai who feels sorry for her brother, let's say it." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"As the saying goes, my sister loves my brother, my sister loves my brother, and of course my sister loves my brother." Shi Kai said with a smile.
"I said sister, when did you have this 'common saying', why haven't I heard of it?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Of course you haven't heard of it, it's only been there today, ha!" Shi Kai said with a smile.
"You stinky girl, did you make it up? But these two words, my brother likes them very much, especially the word 'sister loves brother', my brother likes it even more! Tell me, what do you want to remind my brother? Zhang Zheng urged.
Shi Kai, a beautiful model, pretended to say: "According to legend, during the reign of Huizong of the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a big man in Yanggu, Shandong, whose surname was Wu Mingsong and the word Erlang ......."
"Stop! I said Sister Shi Kai, don't you just remind me of 'Ximenqing', can you use it so much? In addition, when did Wu Song become an old man? People are the second in the family, so they are called Erlang. Zhang Zheng corrected.
"Ah, I always thought Erlang was his number? Does Brother Zhang know the meaning of this poem? Shi Kai asked.
"Knowing Ximenqing, of course you know the meaning of this poem, the meaning of this poem is that Ximenqing steals incense and steals Miss Xiaopan, the wife of Wu Dalang. It's like stealing jade, Simon stealing incense, Simon stealing incense, it's like stealing jade, it's very interesting, why does it sound so familiar? Zhang Zheng said.
"Can you be unfamiliar? There is an idiom called 'stealing incense and stealing jade', ha! Shi Kai said with a smile.
"Oh, so where does this idiom allusion come from? No, I seem to remember that this idiom allusion does not come from the Northern Song Dynasty, and the protagonist of the allusion is not Ximen Qing, it should be a person named Han Shou, who is the staff of Jia Chong, the founding father of the Western Jin Dynasty. This idiom allusion tells the story of Han Shou and Jia Chong's daughter Jia Wu's affair, Zhang Xin's sister is so authentic that she actually changed the characters of the idiom allusion. Zhang Zheng said to Zhang Xin with a smile.