003 [Fake Foreign Devil]
"Stand up! Teacher early! ”
"Morning, students, please be seated!"
Early the next morning, Wang Zijun and Sun Xibi came to the classroom and began his lifelong student career.
The curriculum of the church school is not quite the same as that of ordinary schools, with more emphasis on foreign languages and relatively few classes in the national language. Fortunately, in his previous life, Wang Zijun was a film and television song star, running all over the world, and there was no problem in listening and speaking English, but his writing was just a little worse.
And those science courses are really cheating, Wang Zijun barely passed in his previous life, but after so many years, the knowledge has long been forgotten. When he was in class, he listened to the seemingly familiar science vocabulary, and Wang Zijun felt like he was listening to a book from heaven.
After pretending to listen to the two classes, Wang Zijun couldn't bear it, so he simply took out a pen and paper and began to practice traditional calligraphy with a hard pen, and continued to be familiar with writing in traditional Chinese.
While writing, Wang Zijun thought about the future development.
Now the situation of Wang Zijun's family is not very good. My father was only a junior officer before he was discharged from the army, and there are at least tens of thousands of such soldiers in Taiwan, and it is impossible for the political axe to be placed one by one. After retiring, the family was crowded into the military village in Yonghe Town, and his father made a living by cutting people's hair.
And Wang Zijun's eldest brother was expelled from the house because he his mother to death, and he hasn't been back for more than two years, and he hasn't heard of it very well. The second sister is a worker in a yarn factory, with a monthly salary of more than 200 yuan, and she lives very hard.
Wang Zijun doesn't have much affection for this family, but for more than a month, he has completely seen the second sister's doting on him. And although his father has always looked at each other, but he was stuffed into Hengyi High School by the trust, I am afraid that he even took out the coffin book.
Wang Zijun is soft-hearted, he can't see others treating him well, and he always has to do everything possible to repay his kindness so that he will feel guilty. What's more, the care of his father and second sister made him feel the warmth of his family again after losing his parents in junior high school.
Now the top priority is to make money, so that the second sister, who works twelve hours a day, is no longer so tired, and the father who is getting older no longer worries about his livelihood.
As the leader of the Bamboo Union Gang Battle Hall, Wang Zijun has also saved some money over the years. However, because of his generosity, most of them were spent, and they didn't save much, probably only a few hundred yuan, which really couldn't do anything.
In his previous life, Wang Zijun's means of making a living were nothing more than directing, singing and acting, and later he was reduced to a second-tier writer, so he could barely add a writing. There is no need to think about directing and acting, Wang Zijun knows how difficult it is for a newcomer with no background to get ahead. As for singing, the Taiwanese music scene at this time has just entered the era of folk songs, and Wang Zijun is really not sure that those classic songs in later generations can become popular at this time. After all, 10 years ahead of the times will be hailed as a genius, but 100 years ahead of the times will lead to heresy.
Then the most terrible thing is writing.
Tradition naturally does not work, the political environment is too bad, and later generations of Taiwan. Mr. Huang Chunming, a national treasure writer, often hovered on the verge of being banned at this time. The most profitable and risk-free is naturally to write martial arts novels, Wo Longsheng, Sima Ling, Zhuge Qingyun, Gu Long...... None of these people made a lot of money by writing novels.
After determining the direction, Wang Zijun immediately considered which novel to plagiarize.
In fact, plagiarism is not as simple as it is said in the rebirth novel, tens of millions of words of books, who remembers those details?
Wang Zijun repeatedly recalled the history of martial arts novels, and if you want to plagiarize, the best choice is the works of Huang Yi, Wen Ruian, Nine Swords and others. In the current political environment, Huang Yi's books with colors are directly excluded, and the nine knives and the online articles with radical ideas in the future are directly excluded.
So Wen Ryan? Although this person is known as the four great masters of martial arts, Wang Zijun doesn't like it very much. Wen Ruian's early and middle works are amazing, and his later works are pure pit fathers, which is just the opposite of Gu Long.
Do you want to write "Heroes"? Wang Zijun began to recall the plot of "Heroes" in his head.
Regarding this masterpiece, which is known as "Jin Yong's pen and ancient dragon passed away, and there are only heroes in the rivers and lakes", Wang Zijun read it no less than ten times when he was a student, and it has been stored in the computer hard drive since then.
Thinking about it, the plot gradually became clear. A picture suddenly appeared in Wang Zijun's head, my computer: local disk (c:), local disk (d:)......
What's going on?
Wang Zijun clicked on the D disk and found that it was the computer he used to code words before he was reborn. The hard drive is filled with hundreds of songs, dozens of classic movies, and all sorts of scripts, novels, and materials.
Nima, this is reborn with wood, how did it become a fantasy.
(Author: This book has and only this golden finger.) As a reasonable party, I personally think that plagiarizing novels out of thin air is pure nonsense, and I just pulled out a martial arts fan and asked him to read "Dragon Babu" for a week first, and then let him write it silently, you can see if he can write it. At the same time, Wang Zijun's computer will not have everything, just some relevant information and favorite works. )
Wang Zijun clicked on a folder called "Novel" and quickly found the e-book of "Heroes", but he was immediately poured cold water.
Sun Xiao, a dead eunuch, has not finished writing a "Heroic Chronicle" for more than ten years! Wang Zijun is in a hurry to use the money now, how can he have so much time to make up the ending?
"Okay, find another one." Wang Zijun began to search non-stop, and found that many classic novels could not be taken out now, such as all the works of Dream into the Divine Machine, if they were taken to the publishing house, they would definitely be thrown in the face by the staff of the publishing house.
Pregnant!
Wang Zijun excitedly opened "Sou Shen Ji", this novel with traditional characteristics of gods and monsters can definitely be recognized.
After writing for an afternoon, the female classmate named Wen Ying kept poking Wang Zijun's back with a pen and reminded in a low voice: "Hey, the teacher asked you." ”
"Huh?" Wang Zijun stood up with a blank face, he didn't know what the teacher was asking.
Wang Zijun's innocent expression caused the whole class to burst into laughter, and the teacher in the robe on the podium had a very ugly face and asked, "This classmate, tell me how the Israelites in "Exodus" were treated in Egypt later?" What has God told us through this? ”
By the way, church school, this class is about the Bible.
"Well, it's like being a slave." Wang Zijun thought about it and said a little uncertainly.
As for what God wants to tell, the devil doesn't know.
The teacher was a Chinese man in his thirties, whose English name was Allen, and he looked a little wide on his body in a school robe, and the cross around his neck was constantly dangling.
Teacher Allen walked up to Wang Zijun in a few steps, picked up the novel he had written for tens of thousands of words, frowned and read: ""Sou Shen Ji"? Shennong's ......"
After looking at it for a while, Allen's face changed suddenly, and he crossed his hands again and again, reciting words such as "Amen" and "May God forgive" in his mouth, and pointed at Li Man in a trembling voice and scolded: "You, you actually wrote these things, you are blasphemous!" Get out of the classroom! out!”
What's going on?
Wang Zijun really couldn't imagine that this teacher would react so much, seeing his excited appearance, his defense was ineffective at all, and raising the bar was even more annoying, so he stood up and walked out of the classroom very shamefully.
"Wow!" Alan tore the manuscript written by Wang Zijun to shreds with trembling hands, but he was no longer in the mood to give a lecture, so he brushed his sleeves out.
Looking at Allen, who was leaving angrily, the students in the class were inexplicable, they didn't know what Wang Zijun had written, and they actually made the teacher angry like that.
"Quick, put it together and see." Some students picked up scraps of paper on the ground and put them together with their hands and feet.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, I'll read it to everyone." Sun Xibi, the fat man, was in the middle, almost crushed by a bunch of people, and hurriedly shouted.
"Read it quickly, read it quickly, what the hell is written? It can't be the story of Allen's tryst with the nun. A boy said narrowly, eliciting a burst of laughter.
Sun Xibi was also very curious, he propped up the table, and hurriedly read: ""Sou Shen Ji", "Instant Fanghua Song": Morning dew and epiphany, close to the end of the world, humanity is the ten songs of the Yellow River, after all, it flows eastward. Eight thousand years of jade old, withered overnight, ask the sky why in this life? Where the wind blew last night, Luoying listened to who counted. Ninety thousand miles of sky, the wind and shadows, who is together? Thousands of years of Beidou, Yao Palace is cold and bitter, not as good as a fairy couple, a hundred years of rivers and lakes ......"
"Good words!" One person cheered.
"What kind of crooked poem is written, is it a love letter written by Allen to whom?"
"Fart, Allen, that fake foreign devil, usually speaks with English words, where is there such a good writing!"
"And what kind of anger is he angry about?"
Seeing that the surroundings were noisy, Sun Xibi hurriedly said loudly: "Don't make noise, don't make noise, just start." This is the title poem, which is available in "Three Kingdoms" and "Red Mansion". ”
Some of the students who liked it lit up, obviously because the poem had moved them, and they said, "Keep reading, is it a novel?" ”
"Ahem." Sun Xibi pretended to clear his throat, "Wedge: At noon, the sea breeze is hot......
When Sun Xibi finished reading the wedge, some students were disappointed: "What kind of mess, there is magic, and monsters, why is it not a martial arts novel?" ”
Other students were dissatisfied: "I think it's very good, fat man, continue reading." ”
"Chapter 1, Shennong's Messenger ......" This time I read for more than half an hour, and everyone didn't know it after school, and when Sun Xibi read the appearance of the dragon girl and the concubine, it suddenly stopped.
"Why don't you read it?" The people who could listen quickly asked.
At this time, entertainment was far less abundant than in later generations, and it was basically novels and movies. Last year, Huang Junxiong's puppet show (I think some readers have watched "Crazy Knife in Troubled Times") was put on TV, and it was performed in 583 episodes in a row, with the highest rating reaching a terrifying 97%. At that time, because every household was turned on at the same time, the power was overwhelmed and there was a big power jump in many places.
It can be seen from this that people's thirst for entertainment at this time, how can a masterpiece like "Sou Shen Ji", which is different from traditional sword fairy and martial arts novels, not attract them?
"No ......" Facing everyone's eager eyes, Sun Xi spread his hands and said helplessly.