91 Diomedes and Athena were in the wild

At this time, Zeus had already drunk too much, and he no longer knew that he was a male and female, so he was sure that he was a mother, and thought that he must compare who is the most beautiful with them.

So Zeus, the king of heaven, also took off his robe and threw it into the sky, and staggered to the three skinned frog women. When he stood at the fourth table, the whole immortal group burst into laughter.

Because Zeus's robe was black, the robe he threw into the sky immediately turned into dark clouds and rolled, and the storm suddenly fell from the sky, and there was thunder and lightning.

Blowing a makeshift wedding hall like a straw hut and drifting towards the sea. The gods ran around like eagles chasing chickens. A heavenly wedding banquet was made by a black robe, and the guests of the gods were not full of wine and meat, and they were about to flee.

Is this the end of the goddesses? Definitely. I don't wear clothes every day, to see who is more beautiful than whom?

Hera, I said you are such a stupid B, you don't wear clothes and there is no law that says she must wear clothes, in order to seize the name of the beauty, the goddesses have started their slow long mileage every day without clothes.

Venus couldn't help but laugh in his heart when he thought of this, this ghost war that buried people was caused by a woman's dark heart.

"Son, Aeneas, wake up!" She had been by her son's side for almost a few mornings, and it seemed that Aeneas was really tired from this battle, and Venus cursed in his heart ...... the hateful Diomedes.

Venus accompanies her son on return from the battlefield. The poor child, she thought to herself, was the result of the natural disasters caused by her mother's struggle for vanity at that time. She didn't want to think about it any more, she only thought back to the beginning of the events of the Golden Apple. There are many, many more, she wants to keep them, and tell them to her son when she has the opportunity.

(I'm sorry readers, friends, but the interspersing of this plot is a bit inappropriate, and that's because it wasn't arranged in the first place.) Because of the particularity of the novel, the Golden Apple incident can only be displayed in front of the reader's eyes in memory. However, the completion of narrating with a memory loses the foreshadowing of the novel. …… Defective, refers to the last sentence of the withdrawal from memory: I will tell my son when I have the opportunity! Dog yesterday, about writing this paragraph of the Golden Apple incident, it was not very clear when it entered the memory, is this called montage? If this novel is to be adapted into a TV series in the future, it must be that there is a clear close-up when entering the memory, so that the audience is mentally prepared to grasp the clue. Of course, there should also be a more explicit close-up shot of exiting the memory. This is normalization, giving the audience a visual order. ）

Athena is also busy with her favorite warrior. She took Diomedes out of the battle pool, and by this time it was also nightfall, and it was time for the battlefield to collect its troops and return to the camp.

Athena arranged for Diomedes to be placed on her jade bed so that he could sleep well. She went to boil a pot of soft-shelled turtle soup herself, and waited for this brave and warlike tiger general to wake up and eat it, one is to replenish the body, and the other is to replenish sperm, you know.

Our Athena, who was humming a nameless tune while catching soft-shelled turtles naked in the pond, was first raised in the little pond. As a woman, if you don't understand this, you still deserve to call her a woman?

Diomedes was originally a king, he didn't want to be involved in this cross-sea expedition at all, knowing that it would be a protracted war, and the pros and cons were weighed against the pros, and it was simply unprofitable for him to start this war.

It was Athena who asked him to send troops to the war, and promised him that Diomedes would never die on the battlefield, and everything was arranged by her Athena god-level god of war.

Of course, Diomedes also has his own plans, so many others go to war, and life and death are left to heaven, why others? Didn't you make a wish to the old king at that time, Helen couldn't be more beautiful because she was so beautiful that she had no power to decide who she would marry, every prince was a suitor, and in the end there was only a lot. Each prince made a promise that if something went wrong with the prince who got Helen in the future, everyone involved in the drawing of lots would have to send troops to defend it......

Diomedes sighed, only blaming himself for thinking about beauty at the time, and being crooked by the first beauty in the world in the world, but there was no bird blessing.

At that time, a promise was made, and now there is a promise that the god of war will personally come out to invite him to lead the army to conquer the year, why not go?

Since the gods have promised that they will not die, what else do they have to say, then simply be positive and see if you can also grab a beautiful woman to go home.

Diomedes was half asleep, and he didn't know if he was sleeping or thinking about it......

"Eat the soft-shelled turtle," Athena, the god of war, brought a pot of stewed soft-shelled turtle from outside, "Dear Diomedes general, it's time to wake up and eat, you've been asleep for a long time." ”

Diomedes woke up from his sleep, stretched, and had no appetite, and the battle exhausted him half to death.

He knows very well that there is no free lunch in the world, and it has become an unspoken rule to do stupid things with her when he finishes eating. Just like the literary and artistic workers in the world, why does the director make soft-shelled turtle soup for you to drink? Isn't it just two words: beautiful.

Diomedes was always a little reluctant to have sex with Athena, and he could always feel that Athena had a little peculiar smell, as if it was a fox smell, because this cicada B was a god, and he was a god of war, how dare he be offended at all, his life was in the hands of others.

I'm afraid it's the fox in the bushes, Diomedes thought to himself. After all, Athena is a god, and she is two levels higher than humans, and there is also an immortal. It's not uncommon to hear about immortals fooling around with people, Diomedes thought to himself.

Since you are out of the house, you have to be obedient, whether it is a god or an immortal, although it is different, but both of these are one or two levels higher than people.

"Come, sit here, you eat and drink slowly, and I'll dance and sing, and let you live in the world of God." Athena began to go crazy as she spoke.

"God mother, you can also drink and eat a little together, although you are a god, you will always be a little hungry after a long time!" Diomedes called Athena, that's how it was shouted at the beginning, and now you change your name to something else, Diomedes is afraid of disrespect.

Between people, or between gods and people, when you don't know what kind of honorific title the other person wants, you can call him or her a little bigger. It's always better to think of yourself as a grandson first. That's what Diomedes thought at this point.

Athena laughed and danced her dance, and replied, "Eat slowly, I'm not hungry, I'll eat at the altar of the Achaeans." Because I am a god, like a corrupt official, I am often invited to state banquets by contractors of projects. (Author, you fuck yesterday, and then you hit the dog officials who embezzled and took bribes.) ）