278 Pre-war mobilization meeting for the assault on Sparta
To be sure, the inspiration for this mobilization came from Orens's unconscious leakage, which added a touch of superstition to the idea that God was willing.
"Listen to me......" Tyndareos stood on a high step, a king commanding his subjects, a commander promising his soldiers, that is, injecting men with the blood of heroes. It can also be said that he is fanning the flames, and what is even more inappropriate is that he is brainwashing his nondescript elements as if he is engaged in pyramid schemes, saying that pies in the sky can only be picked up by smart people, so that fools can also believe that they are particularly smart.
"We're going to go in the direction of Sparta from tomorrow. It's a long story, it's my homeland, my brother drove me out of Sparta, and if I hadn't attacked them, I'd have already recruited troops, and when the news reaches them, he will come and strike at me first, and kill our whole family, so as to get rid of the trouble.
Therefore, we must now act immediately and take them by surprise with lightning speed. We are fighting a righteous battle, we are not going to violate others, we are just fighting back to our hometown. If they had understood this, and had raised the white flag and surrendered to us when we arrived, we would have killed not a single soldier, but would have put my brother in prison and kept them in captivity. Why do you have to kill them?
Before we start an attack, we must explain the rules of war, and along the way we will meet many small tribes, and if there are tribes that hinder us, we will give them reasons, and we must not hurt a person on the side of the road unless absolutely necessary.
I've been reading a few books lately, and I've learned a little bit about warfare and strategy, and if we can get some soldiers and horses and money from the tribes along the way, then our trip to war will be a cheerful trip.
If there is a small tribe that must be attacked on the road, whoever conquers the city first will have priority to get the most beautiful woman in the city. Money is everyone's spoils.
As you pass through small tribes along the way, you can go your own way to recruit troops, and each of you must seize the opportunity to fill up your own strong army before you reach Sparta along the way. More than 100 people, more than 1,000 people, more than 10,000 people.
Victory in the war means that we are prosperous and rich, and if we fall into defeat, we will lose both our people and our wealth. The wealth of Sparta can make each of us rich and rich and captives for the harvest to come. will all be under the jurisdiction of our people. Sparta waited for us to open the station, and all the beauties were rewarded according to the meritorious service of each hero, and the most heroic general first selected the most beautiful woman. As long as we occupy Sparta, the beauties have money and money, and those present at this time can guarantee that each person will get a share of the beauties, and the property and houses will be stationed in the original people who have driven us away, and the time will be rewarded for meritorious deeds. ......" said Tindaoris tired of his mouth, and he wanted to stop and rest, but at the same time stop and think, because the most basic meaning seemed to be finished. But I still can't declare that I have finished speaking, for fear that there will be a key point missing.
When Tyndareos said these words, our mother-in-law, Lida, was so angry that her mouth fell on her shoulder, and she didn't want to mention anything in her heart. It means to scold this river in your heart: Aren't you vomiting blood, you are feverish, crazy, sick, and it is a good thing to distribute the beauties of Sparta to all kinds of meritorious heroes, but you don't have to promise them money first, and then give them a little living expenses.
You see, you see. All women in real life are the same, they are not happy when it comes to dividing money. As long as the two go to open a (factory) field, or cooperate to do something, they will lose their bare butts and leave. There is nothing to say. If you earn money, let the women cause trouble, whoever manages the economy is Zhu Bajie to divide the watermelon: at the beginning, it was cut into two sides, half of it was eaten by himself, and half of it was left for Brother Monkey and others to eat with a clear conscience. I didn't take a few steps after eating, and I thought that I would eat half of it, so I just ate it together. (Zhu Bajie is responsible for feeding.) For this watermelon, it is like a major shareholder of the common stock. )
Usually, it is a management account with a lot of money, and the partnership is generally a small fight, purely in the dog meat account, and it is not clear what to say. If you meet a strong woman who is a shrew, the weak side will leave bare-ass, and the woman will teach her husband to say that she is losing. Usually this man will also be bad: we lose, my wife said that we didn't earn a penny, and the quarrel was to death...... Men make friends in this regard, and there are many people who break up. Men are naturally more greedy than women, and with the use of their wives as a fig leaf, it is even more natural to be greedy for friends.
Leda got up and walked to Tyndareos' side after thinking about it, wanting to say something to Tyndareos, but it seemed that she really couldn't say what she meant. At this time, Orlens was also paying attention to Leda's every move, and of course he guessed that in addition to heartache money, this woman could spit out ivory from her dog's mouth?
"Leda, is there anything wrong with you?" Orens, who stood next to Tyndareos, said that Orlens stood by Tyndareos' side because he thought of increasing Tyndareos' momentum and increasing the prestige of the coach.
At this time, the three of them were already standing together, with the man on the left and the woman on the right, with Tyndareos in the center. Leda whispered to Tyndareos, "Don't promise to give Helen to the most heroic of generals. There are a lot of mistakes in what you said before, and when we win the war, we will build our own army, and what will you use to recruit troops and buy horses after you have all the money? It's muddy. ……”
The three of them were standing on a tall staircase, and none of the words that Lida said could be heard by the fourth person, otherwise Lida would not have become a cicada. The two men listened to Lida's words and felt that it was reasonable, and after defeating Sparta, there would be a large amount of military expenditure, otherwise the country would be crumbling.
Listening to Lida's B call, the two men were really frightened and gasped: there was no military spending, they couldn't immediately recruit troops and horses, expand the number of troops, and laid down Sparta, which is a huge national territory, and without a huge army to guard, it would not become a big piece of fat for the surrounding tribes to attack and attack.
With this image rehearsed in front of their eyes, who wouldn't dare not gasp? Things in the world are like this, whoever you let speak is justified, even if you know it's B. The two men were dizzy by a cold wind blowing from Leda, and they really called B the truth, which is the blind spot of wisdom, or the contrast point of wisdom. It's like changing a car, if you don't get it right, you will reverse the car. The same is true of human wisdom, the more clearly you think about it, the more you are afraid of wolves and tigers, and it will be so big that you can scare people to death when you put an ant behind an enlarged mirror. War is even more so.
"Helen, come and say a few words to these heroes of the world, they will go to the front tomorrow, you can say a few goodbyes to your brothers." Lida thought of this, because the two men were already deadlocked, and there might be no words to say more, so let Helen come to the rescue, Lida is the radio host.
Helen was standing in the middle of her brothers, and when she heard her mother calling out to herself, she came to the podium with a little speed, and she heard her mother's intentions clearly, and thought of what she had to say as she went. Helen came to Mom and Dad, exchanged glances, and finally turned her face to our mom Leda and said, "Mom, what do I say?" ”
"Didn't I usually teach you, you said that tomorrow you will start your journey to fight, and I wish all heroes success......" Leda stood Helen in front of her, making her more conspicuous than herself.
Helen looked at her mother and said, "Hello uncles and brothers! You will go to the front tomorrow to fight, and if it were not for the long-term plan of making a living, if it were not for the establishment of your own country, I would not be willing to let you leave me.
For the sake of our great cause, for the sake of our bright future, we have to leave for a while. I will miss you very much in the days of waiting after this departure. But rest assured, let alone your heroic deeds, I will be here day and night praying for the blessing of the gods.
You are all alone now, and when Sparta is defeated, the beauties of the whole city are innumerable, but don't rob indiscriminately, we will send someone to record your military exploits, and the most meritorious person will get the most beautiful beauty. Men, who are not for this? That's what my mom said.
My mother also taught me not to have any obvious romantic relations with any of my uncles and brothers until I had conquered Sparta, which she said would chill people's hearts. Although I don't know what this means, I can roughly imagine that if I make a man obviously like me, other men will be embarrassed to like me again, and they will lose confidence in life, because I am a good future for all men. That's what my mom said again. ......" Helen began to be speechless at the end, and shook out all the words that her mother had said to her, in order to fill the gap of poor language. This is a verbal embezzlement of public funds, which is a crime, which makes her mother Lida so angry that her face is red with shame, and she always thinks that this is the last sentence, because her mother Lida doesn't remember how much she taught Helen such words. And Helen, the idiot, is like squeezing toothpaste, as long as she is willing to squeeze it, there will always be something in it.
"Yesterday I also dreamed of Brother Zhanzhao, I dreamed that he was a donkey, and I also reached out and touched him, the golden hoop stick...... "Helen is still squeezing toothpaste.
Mother Lida knows that the language in her daughter Helen's mind is empty, and if she doesn't stop talking quickly, she will have to pour out the brains in her mind, it's really fatal, is the cicada a hero? Definitely. Helen, a rookie is a rookie, and her mother Lida pulled Helen's shawl hard behind her back.
Lida's intention was to tear Helen apart and not show the cicada again. However, it was a coincidence, and this pull happened to tear Helen's shawl off, so that Helen suddenly became a skinned frog. This time it's the turn of the beautiful Leda to appear as a cicada. (To be continued.) )