Chapter 340 H Joke

Li Yan didn't want to see Nian Yufei. If it's just an encounter in Hong Kong that saved her, then that's okay, the key is that she still remembers the events of many years ago, and for such a little girl with complex emotions, it is inconvenient for him to provoke.

So, even if it's a little strange why Nian Yufei didn't appear in Hong Kong, but at the airport in S City, he still decided to flash people first.

"I see, that's a coincidence. You're busy! I went to smoke. ”

Seeing that he didn't mean to continue talking, Li Jie didn't say much, nodded, and the two of them left by mistake.

When smoking, Li Yan still had a little headache, hoping that Li Jie would not tell Nian Yufei about meeting him, otherwise she might find him. But it was inconvenient for him to tell Li Jie not to say it, that would seem to be cover-up.

At this time, when I came to the departure lounge, they were all flying to Tokyo, so they should be on the same flight. I just walked around, but I didn't see Nian Yufei, it is estimated that she is in the VIP waiting room. She's not bad for money, and she should be in first class, right? Be careful, you should still be able to avoid meeting her.

It's just that thinking of Nian Yufei's complex identity makes her look like a lone star, every time she appears, she will always cause huge trouble. This time I found Li Jie again, obviously because I fell in love with the stupid girl's responsible attitude last time, God knows if someone will assassinate her on the plane!

This made him very helpless, since he had already encountered it, if something really happened, could he really watch it and not save it? In any case, it was also a life that was set aside and saved by his subordinates back then. Hopefully, there will be no trouble......

By the time Li Yan went back, Wen Qianyi had already packed up her notebook and was ready to start registering when she saw the time.

"How many cigarettes did you smoke? A mouth full of smoke! When he came over, Wen Qianyi frowned and waved her hand in front of her nose.

Li Yan laughed and whispered, "How do you know that my mouth is full of smoke?" You haven't tasted my mouth? ”

Wen Qianyi glanced at him, "You smell the smell, do you still want to taste it?" It's like...... Durian, if it smells uncomfortable, will you still eat it? "She originally wanted to say 'poop', but it was too indecent and vulgar, and it was talking about Li Yan's mouth, and that kind of analogy was too much, so she temporarily changed her mouth to durian.

Li Yan didn't notice this, and his focus was on another sentence.

"I smell a bad smell, so I don't need to taste it, but if I don't have a mouth full of smoke, you will taste it, according to you?" She's a little lukewarm anyway. At most, he just ignored it for the time being, so Li Yan simply joked bolder than before.

Wen Qianyi squinted at him, and said with a smile: "Your girlfriend came to see you off early in the morning, how long has it been, and you are starting to want to mess with flowers?" She made me look at you, and even I wanted to flirt, and I paid it back when I got to Japan? ”

Her words were still a bit sarcastic, which made Li Yan difficult to say anything, he couldn't say that Yu Xiaodi was not his girlfriend, and it was difficult to admit that he was his girlfriend.

"Hey...... How dare I tease you, no, as soon as you speak, I will be dumbfounded. Li Yan spread out his hands and sat down next to her.

Wen Qianyi did not continue to discuss this topic, but sighed for no reason. "I don't know if this flight is safe, alas...... Aircraft accidents have the lowest chance of accidents, but the fatality rate is the highest. ”

"......" Li Yan was a little speechless, it was impossible for her to have never been abroad, and she was still acting like she had never been on a plane. Rest assured, the NDRC has not adjusted oil prices recently, and the plane is still safe. ”

"But what if there are terrorists hijacking the plane? That may be worse than an accident, and there is at least a glimmer of hope for an accident. If you are hijacked by terrorists. Probably died on the plane......"

Wen Qianyi, who is smiling and hot and enthusiastic on weekdays, turned out to be sentimental, which made Li Yan a little surprised. I wonder if she just saw the news of a plane crash on the Internet.

He wanted to reach out and put his arm around her shoulder to comfort her, but he felt that it was inappropriate, and his hand had reached behind him, but it was not placed.

"It's okay, if there are really terrorists, and me, I'll protect you."

Wen Qianyi turned her head to look at him: "You? Can you? ”

"Ask a man, 'Are you okay?'" It's either despised, it's **. Of course I can! Even if I fight for my life, I will definitely protect you. Li Yan nodded and agreed seriously.

It's just that her sudden emotion also made him feel a little touched. Because he was still doubting whether there would be trouble just now because of Nian Yufei, they all said that women have a sixth sense, is this the manifestation of her sixth sense?

Wen Qianyi looked at him for a while, and then showed a charming smile, "Okay, that's what you said." Not only on the plane, but also in Japan, you have to protect me. Don't encounter anything, hide yourself first! ”

"Don't say it's just on the plane, Japan, even if I protect you forever, I'm willing to ......"

He didn't know if Wen Qianyi heard this, or deliberately pretended not to hear it, but before he finished speaking, he had already looked up at the boarding gate, got up and said, "Let's go, line up to board!" ”

……

Li Yan and Wen Qianyi's seats were together, and he let Wen Qianyi sit by the window, with himself in the middle. There is also a seat next to it, and then the aisle.

The travelers were still coming up one after another, they had already settled down, and they saw Wen Qianyi looking down. Li Yan smiled and said, "I'll tell you a joke!" ”

"Okay." Wen Qianyi was noncommittal.

"One buddy got sleepy when he got on the plane, so he took a nap for a while. When he woke up, he found that everyone was already eating, and the flight attendant saw that he was asleep, so she didn't disturb him, and he immediately asked the flight attendant to eat. After eating, he found that more than an hour had passed, and the plane was flying smoothly, which made him praise the airline. After a while, he looked outside, like you are now, and found other planes, cars, and runways, and it turned out that the planes had not yet taken off! ”

After Wen Qianyi heard this, she couldn't help laughing, then turned her face and said seriously: "The joke is not funny at all, I am laughing at you for telling such an old and cold joke!" ”

"Ahem...... Haven't I finished talking yet? ”

"Let's go on."

"The plane didn't fly, so the guy used his mobile phone to play Weibo on the Internet and posted this paragraph. After waiting for a while, he found that there was a person named Sister Feng, and he also posted such a message. It's just that he changed a few words. ”

"And then?" Wen Qianyi paid a little attention to this.

Then he reposted Sister Feng's Weibo broadcast and added a few words: Sister Feng, you plagiarize me, this is my experience! Then Sister Feng later forwarded it and replied: I didn't prostitute you, we were on a plane! That buddy wanted to cry without tears, so he could only solemnly declare: it is plagiarism, not prostitution......"

Wen Qianyi pursed her lips, "It's not funny!" ”

At this time, a traveler stopped, presumably in an aisle seat. Before he could put down his luggage, he heard Li Yan's last words. I couldn't help but shake his head. Wait until Wen Qianyi pouts and says it's not funny. He couldn't help but feel upset for the beauty, and said contemptuously to Li Yan: "Dude, looking at your dignified appearance, I didn't expect to be so filthy, telling such a vulgar **** joke to such a noble beauty!" I'm so ashamed of you! ”

His bold interjection made Li Yan and Wen Qianyi look at each other. Wen Qianyi didn't bother to explain, and looked at Li Yan with a little gloating.

This is a middle-aged fat uncle, seeing Wen Qianyi's smiling face, he thought it was an encouragement and good impression of him, and sucked his stomach hard, turning the pregnancy from eight months to five months of pregnancy, and then smiled shyly: "My surname is Yang, my name is Yang Weinan, and I hate the obscene man who harasses beautiful women the most in my life." Rest assured, even though you are separated by a child, I will protect you! ”

He also looked like he wanted to be captured, but he just reported his name without asking the other party's name, because he might not say it, and in this case, the woman might say it out of politeness.

Seeing that Li Yan was said to be a lewd man in person, Wen Qianyi was happy, and she didn't explain, just nodded.

"Hey! Dude, let's change seats. People don't like to hear you say **** jokes, you still have to be self-aware. Yang Weinan was very fat, so he also looked very big, and he almost wanted to slap his palm on Li Yan's body and drive him away.

Li Yan couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Big brother, you really have to be self-aware, are you sure you can go out after sitting in the middle for a while?" ”

"What do you mean?" Yang Weinan sank his face, knowing that Li Yan was saying that he was fat.

"Nothing, I mean, it would be better if you should buy two tickets. If everyone were like you, the plane wouldn't be overweight. Fly to Taipei and run out of fuel. ”

Listening to Li Yan scolding people without dirty words, Wen Qianyi smiled again and again. Seeing that Yang Weinan was jealous, he felt that Li Yan was deliberately acting in front of beautiful women. He wanted to say something back, but he couldn't think of a better word. can only maintain his demeanor, and look disdainful of bothering him.

"Okay, just keep talking!" When she goes out, Wen Qianyi doesn't want to offend people, so she can stop in moderation. She took a pack of snacks that she had just opened in her hand and stuffed one into Li Yan's mouth. told Yang Weinan tactfully and let him understand that the two of them were together.

Yang Weinan knew at a glance that there was no play, and daring to love this lewd man was not a **** joke or a girl, but a couple. This made him a little embarrassed, and he had to sit and watch the beauties and others talk to me later, which was unpleasant.

"Uncle, can I switch seats with you? My seat is there. At this time, a voice came from behind him, and the person was completely obscured by Yang Weinan's fat figure.

When Li Yan heard it, it was Nian Yufei! immediately understood that she must have seen him, or Li Jie said it. Although there is a little beauty sitting next to him, it is much more flavorful than the big fat man, but he doesn't want to be Nian Yufei.

"Fat brother! We're really fateful, please take a seat! Don't go in front of other travelers. Li Yan would rather pull Yang Weinan to sit down.

Yang Weinan turned his head and looked down again, and saw a little girl with pink makeup, looking at her with her head up, looking at herself with clear eyes and pitiful eyes, making it difficult for him to say the word "no", in fact, what he wanted most was that the little beauty could invite him to sit next to him.