"What the hell are you crying about, I'm just here for fun. I also picked up some fun stones, I guess they were dinosaur eggs or something, round and big, and the big ones weighed dozens of pounds. The one I sat under my ass was the biggest, probably thirty or forty pounds, bigger than my ass. Hera threw the leftover apples into the grass, reached out and touched her mouth, and said that she had made her mouth look like a hairy girl. This made the two girls who watched her eat apples by her side just recalled the scene when she was a little girl and became an adult, and the lips on both sides were rubbed off by the coal black next to each other when eating, so the red lips were exposed, and the nose and under the nose were like the (B-hair) hair under her body.

Because it was Athena and Venus who saw and thought at the same time, this caused the two of them to be like a pair of goods, and they suddenly laughed very much. This, in turn, made Hera look at them in a daze for some reason, her eyes dripping, like the monkeys in the old Henan Yankee society who left their homes and led the monkeys out to beg for food, watching the strangers roll their eyes dripping and turning due to stage fright.

"You guys are two crazy people counting a pair, what's so funny about this, isn't it just a prison correction, I just blame myself for committing it, I don't have to say." Hera estimated that the pair of babies were laughing at themselves, although they didn't know what they were laughing at, but it was always because they were in prison, and no malice was certain, because after all, it was a family.

"Auntie, Venus is laughing at you like you're still a. She said you're ripping eggs, talking about rocks as dinosaur eggs. Athena said.

"Gold, come and see, Athena, gold, remove you dog yesterday!" This is Venus squatting on the ground, seeing Hera pick up some golden stones here and there, as for whether it is gold, it remains to be studied and identified.

"Fuck, it's a heavy one, I'm just afraid of the real one." Athena walked over and weighed it in her hand. Smile like a blooming lotus.

"Evil eggs, tomorrow I will also sentence Master Bao Zhengbao to come to Xinhua to dig coal and get rid of eggs, maybe I can even pick up rubies." Venus kept her head down as she searched along the foot of the gangue mountain. Those strange shapes from the abyss actually made the two fairy girls feel extremely happy.

"A river sandwich...... (Fossil mussel)! ”

"You're the ......," Venus said in the middle of Athena's legs, because she didn't believe it would be seen on the mountain.

"Mine is not so small, it is all one of the fine people, which is the size of a jujube kernel." Athena simply admitted that she was a Russian cargo. Look what else you Venus have to say.

"Die fast and go back, wait until the night is too late, do you want to wait for the hooligan river fishing on the road? You are white and tender, good flesh, if you are beaten by the natives of this place, and you are covered with coals, you will die of laughter......" Hera said that there are often girls in this place who are sentenced to be convicted of new Chinese prison convicts, because this place is full of ravines and ravines, and when the night is quiet, or when it rains and fogs, girls cannot pass through here. is a serious minefield.

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"There are so many beautiful pictures here, you really have the leisure ......" Zeus, the king of heaven, saw that there was also a book of beautiful women on the side of the formalities, he looked at it more carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more he became hot, as if he had fallen into it.

"Your Excellency, this is for reference, and if a woman asks for that look, I will give her plastic surgery according to their wishes. Among them, there are round faces and long faces, and there are also thick and thin lips. Hua Tuo said.

"The same for Eris?" The King of Heaven said.

"Yes, otherwise it's called plastic surgery." After Hua Tuo finished speaking, he looked into the eyes of the king with his eyes. It was as if the king had something to say, or that it might not work.

"If you make Eris a world-class beauty, it won't kill him, or I'll lose the car tomorrow halfway through the sun. And then sentence me an ugly girl, and then you will have plastic surgery, and you will make a world-class beauty, which is also a punishment? The King of Heaven said this, and everyone present burst into laughter.

The words of the king of heaven are very reasonable, he was originally a death row prisoner, and marrying an ugly girl to atone for the crime is considered a grace. If this ugly girl is really ugly, just make a slight modification, you make her a top beauty, doesn't this cause all men in the world to rush to commit capital crimes?

"Mr. Hua Tuo, you'd better make her more beautiful, a little better than ugly, he Sun God Helius doesn't want to let him die, he committed a capital crime and he has the final say? Don't let him be an obstacle in this great reform of the divine realm...... "The king of heaven Zeus is a little afraid that a world-level beauty will come out, and when the time comes, the divine realm will not be able to pass through the sky, and the death row prisoners will still use beauties to atone for their crimes, isn't this a cart before the horse?"

At this time, Hua Tuo just reshaped one side of Eris's face, this side is considered beautiful, so let her be beautiful, and the other side uses her thighs to get close to the wrinkled flesh on the inside.

Eris was lying on the door panel, with a lot of ice bricks underneath, and the temperature was just right for so many men, otherwise Eris would have felt cold. Almost all of the Oriental devils and gods are watching Hua Tuo's plastic surgery.

At the beginning, it was the first time for Hua Tuo to do such a big procedure, although his medical skills must be said to be brilliant, but as the first time, there would be a little bit of bullying, which caused him to break a small blood vessel on Eris's thigh, and almost lost the face of the Eastern Empire.

The eyes of the king of heaven have died on the picture of the oriental beauty, and the men present have died their eyes on the picture of the king of heaven looking at the beautiful woman so fascinating. His saliva kept flowing from page to page, almost kissing the beautiful woman in the book with his saliva.

"It's all Chinese characters, what the hell is written here, is it the name of these women?" When the king saw the last page, and looked at it again, he said to himself that he wanted someone to help him translate it.

Of course, this trick is that Bao Zheng wants to rush to pick it up, as a friend, as a boss, as the main person of both parties A and B in the contract, isn't this an opportunity? Although this belongs to the category of emotional intelligence, it is also a highlight of doing things outside.

Bao Zheng walked over in half a step and read to Zeus, the king of heaven, from the first page: "The "Four Beauties" of ancient China: Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, and Yang Yuhuan. ”

"You just said these four, this back is a lot!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was still drooling while pointing to the beautiful woman in the book.

Caesar crooked his mouth and was stealing fun, and he grimaced at Bao Zheng, meaning that if you ignore this cicada, he must be asking you to help him get these women.

"Just these four are the famous beauties of the Eastern Empire. The others are all defective, tell you what's the point. "Bao Zheng is a little afraid of the Heavenly King, just like the eyes conveyed by Emperor Caesar, the Heavenly King must have Bao Zheng help him get these sisters.

Di Renjie was just concerned about watching Hua Tuo peel Eris's thigh. He put his heart on the eyes of the noise, if he had cut another vein, Eris would surely die, because he had already bled too much and had gone into shock.

It's so fun for men in this state, look at plastic surgery and look at plastic surgery. Looking at the beauty picture, each has its own hobbies, and each has its own appreciation needs.

"This one is beautiful, what's her name?" Zeus, the king of heaven, turned the picture of the beautiful woman to the fifth side, and what he saw was a woman with a round face.

"This is Chen Yuanyuan. She was fifth. "Bao Zheng is just if Chen Yuanyuan is ranked fifth, because he always has to say a ranking, if the Heavenly King Zeus sees another beautiful one, it must be ranked sixth, so I have to wait and so on.

"This girl must be from a poorer family." The King of Heaven said.

"How so?" Bao Zheng is almost studying beauties with the king of heaven, looking at the family background from the physiognomy.

"Is it because the clothes are not fancy enough?" Bao Zheng added.

"I thought she was prettier than the previous ones, and I concluded that she didn't have the money to go through the back door when she was in the ranks. For example, in the model beauty contest, can you win the championship without fooling around? Definitely not. The King of Heaven said with a little regret to Chen Yuanyuan.

"Lord Tianwang doesn't know that the ranking of these beauties is judged by descendants after they have died for many years, and it has nothing to do with going through the back door. Probably depends on their social influence at the time, for example, Yang Yuhuan is the emperor's wife, they all left a fragrant name or notoriety in history, and if they are not fragrant or smelly, they will not be famous. Bao Zheng felt a little bit in front of the king because he knew some Chinese history, which was equivalent to a fool in the countryside teaching his children one plus one equals two.

"Dad! Tianwang, Mr. Hua Tuo. Please make me look at it, I would rather go to Xinhua with Helius Sun God to dig coal, if you can make me beautiful as an ordinary woman. I don't want to be the beauty of the world, you have to look better than before you didn't have plastic surgery. Ugly girl, please......" Eris lay on the door panel, because the time was too long for the anesthetic to wake up, and she said to herself what she heard should not be too good-looking, which would have a negative effect on society. So the first thing Eris said when she woke up from anesthesia was to ask her father and Mr. Hua Tuo to make her look better, and she wanted nothing in life, as long as she was under ordinary women. Even if you take your husband to dig coal, it can be regarded as a kind of happiness.

Eris burst into tears when she said this, and Hua Tuo saw that she quickly stopped the tears, because once it flowed into the excavation surface, it was like building a house, and the hook machine was first asked to dig the feet, and the bottom had not been frozen with cement reinforced concrete, and the wall had not yet been beaten, and once the water entered it meant that it had to be dug again.

Similarly, Eris also has a side of her face that has not been pasted to the base of her own legs, and if tears are allowed to flow in, it will cause plastic surgery to be disfigured if it becomes inflamed.

"Don't cry, I beg you, I call you mother! You're smashing my Hua Tuo brand, tears are flowing on your face, and you're going to rot! "Hua Tuo is calling Eris Niang.

"Don't cry, I will also call you mother, I promise to make you the worst among the ordinary ugly women, not the worst among the ordinary ugly women, I am the king Zeus is saying this, do you hear?" Sure enough, Eris heard the words of Zeus, the king of heaven, and his tears stopped.

However, Eris's words lying on the door panel softened the hearts of all the men present. Eris's tears stopped, and Julius Caesar continued to cry again, just because he was willing to take her husband to dig coal, and asked Hua Tuo and her father to let her only make her a little more beautiful. It can be seen that a woman's own love for beauty, even if she sells her ** in exchange for coolies, she will not hesitate to do so.

Julius Caesar did not feel any pain at all when he killed people on the battlefield like stepping on ants, and hearing the voice of Eris, the ugliest woman in the world, seeking beauty, was really like an embroidery needle on his heart, although there was no bloodshed, but it really made him suffer fatally. (To be continued.) )

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