Chapter 163: A Taste of My One-Finger Zen
"Hey! This gentleman. Please pay attention to what you say, what is a small frustration? Do I have to be like a big fat pig with you, so good? Hearing Chen Tianxing scolding Wang Hao with a slightly contemptuous tone, Bai Xue and Situ Yan were also very angry, but with Situ Yan's character, they couldn't help but scold Chen Tianxing directly.
"Beauty, I don't mean anything else, I'm just saying that if you think that your so-called bodyguard can beat me, then you are wrong!" Chen Tianxing smiled a little arrogantly, when he was young, he once studied kung fu for five years with a person who practiced martial arts, and then he came out to run the society, he was too lazy to practice those so-called kung fu, and his body gradually deformed and became a veritable fat man, but even so, the foundation of kung fu is still there, and ordinary people are really not their opponents.
Just like a young man like Wang Hao, he can easily beat the other three by himself when he hits three, so he has a very contemptuous expression at all when he looks at Wang Hao.
It is estimated that these two beauties have nothing to do with bringing a friend out to play, and then, when they encounter something, they will say that this friend is their bodyguard, scaring and scaring others, hehe, but he is not an ordinary person, of course he will not take this stinky boy in his eyes.
Situ Yan wanted to laugh, if he knew Wang Hao's true strength, he would probably be scared to pee his pants immediately, but Situ Yan was not in a hurry, but said teasingly. "What? Are you amazing? ”
"I'm not exaggerating to say that I've studied kung fu for five years." Chen Tianxing raised his hand and pointed at Wang Hao. "Just this kid, don't say one, even if it's three, I won't blink an eye."
"! Kung Fu Panda! Wang Hao looked at Chen Tianxing's fat meat, he had learned kung fu, and he couldn't help but think of a step movie.
"Stinky boy, you have to scold again, Lao Tzu kicked you with a broken leg." Chen Tianxing was angry and scolded Wang Hao fiercely.
"! Kung Fu Panda! Wang Hao repeated lightly again, and there was no fluctuation in his eyes.
"I see you're trying to die!" Chen Tianxing's face was deformed, and he took a few steps forward and punched Wang Hao in the chest.
Wang Hao is holding large and small bags in both hands, which are all the results of today's shopping, how can he still have time to meet this punch, Wang Hao also sighed lightly, and said in his heart, okay, okay, just suffer a loss, let him punch!
"Haha, arrogant guy, is it really a vegetarian?" Seeing that Wang Hao chose to stiffen, Chen Tianxing also increased his strength, if one punch can knock this kid down, then these two beauties, don't they worship me to death?
"Smack!" There was a muffled sound in Wang Hao's chest.
"Ahhhh Immediately afterwards, Chen Tianxing's screams were heard, and Wang Hao didn't do anything at all, he didn't even move.
Chen Tianxing only felt like hitting a steel plate, and his fist was shaken alive and painful, and Chen Tianxing's hand was now quickly red and swollen, although there was no fracture, it was estimated that it was crooked.
"Hey! Big brother, it's too fake for you to pick up girls and act, right? I didn't move at all, did I? How could you be so hurt? Still screaming so loudly, is it trying to deceive the sympathy of these two beauties? Wang Hao looked around, began to deliberately pretend that nothing was wrong, and changed an excuse to scold.
Bai Xue and Situ Yan also smiled at each other, they both understood that this Wang Hao seemed to be teasing people again, and Situ Yan couldn't help but say something.
"That's it, it's obvious that you hit him, why are you still grinning in pain, chasing us in a way, it's too fake!"
"I ............" Chen Tianxing was also angry, could it be that he hit the wrong place, or did he say that this Wang Hao had a rigid board on his chest? That's right, there must be a steel plate in it!
"Little rabbit, don't come with me for this set, I have to clean up after you today." Chen Tianxing pointed at Wang Hao again and scolded fiercely.
And Wang Hao was also as early as just now, and instantly put all the clothes in his hand in the storage ring, which caused Situ Yan to suddenly feel a sense of surprise, and couldn't help but run over, touched and touched left, and asked.
"Wang Hao, where are those clothes just now? Where did you get it all at once? ”
Wang Hao proudly touched Situ Yan's head and said softly.
"I forgot to tell you, I'm still a good magician, and it's easy to change anything."
"Wow! It's amazing! Wang Hao, I'm starting to worship you now! Indeed, the girl just likes this set, Bai Xue is also surprised, thinking about where Wang Hao changed so many things in an instant? Scientifically speaking, it shouldn't! But Situ Yan didn't touch Wang Hao's body from the bottom up like Bai Xue, except for the forbidden place, he carefully touched everything, but he didn't find any place that could hold things, and he scratched his head curiously, could it be that Wang Hao was really a magician?
"Humph! What about magicians? Can a magician afford Lao Tzu's hard fist? Chen Tianxing also didn't buy Wang Hao's face at all, the punch just now was still faintly painful, gritting his teeth, and his eyes were full of hatred.
"What? Do you still want to fight me? Wang Hao said in his heart, this guy, I really don't know what to do, I already let you punch just now, and now I am not convinced, I have to clean up these fat guys with myself.
"Hmph, I don't want to fight you, I want to hit you!" After confirming that Wang Hao was a magician, Chen Tianxing regained his self-confidence, the magician had a lot of mechanisms on his body, maybe he really hit a steel plate just now, but next time, this kid was not so lucky.
"! You look at you like that, and you don't look in the mirror? Still want to fight me? Wang Hao also showed his arrogance, with a hint of disdain and arrogance in his tone, which was also arrogant, but Wang Hao's arrogance made the eyes of the two beauties around him light up, as if he liked it very much, which made Chen Tianxing see it, and his heart was even more angry.
"Mahler's next door, you have the ability to scold me." Chen Tianxing's fists were clenched tightly, making a creaking sound of bone joints.
Wang Hao ignored Chen Tianxing's anger at all, but added fuel to the fire and continued to scold.
"What's wrong with Lao Tzu scolding you? Look at the fat on your face, and the folds on your face, you don't have to worry about mosquitoes in summer. Wang Hao said something very suspicious.
"Why?" Situ Yan cooperated on the side and hurriedly asked.
"Because as soon as the mosquito fell on his face, his face was full of wrinkles, and he didn't need to shoot at all, and when he smiled, the mosquito was killed!" Wang Hao cast a saluting look at Situ Yan, this girl usually likes to watch this and that on the computer, and she probably heard this joke, so she cooperated with herself!
"Grass and mud horses, I think you are looking for death." Being insulted by Wang Hao like this, Chen Tianxing's fiery temper was not concealed at all, and all of them suddenly broke out, startling a group of people who were still shopping around.
Chen Tianxing raised his fist again and smashed it at Wang Hao's head, thinking, damn, although you are a magician, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that your face is also fake!
And Chen Tianxing's movements, in Wang Hao's eyes, have many loopholes and slow speed, so it is not worth considering at all, just 0.5 seconds before Chen Tianxing's fist fell, Wang Hao just lazily tilted his neck and easily dodged this straight punch.
That Chen Tianxing did practice kung fu, and was dodged by Wang Hao This blow, although he was shocked, but his feet did not stop, and when he turned around, he kicked Wang Hao's crotch/part hard, and laughed secretly in his heart, if he kicked it, it is estimated that the root of his life will be kicked to pieces, even if you are the reincarnation of a divine doctor, you will not be able to save the life of a man who is sad for the rest of your life.
Wang Hao didn't think so much in his mind, although Chen Tianxing's movements were flexible, but in his eyes, he was like a person who played Tai Chi, just stretched out his right hand and flicked his fingers at the kick that Chen Tianxing kicked over.
"Oops!" There was another scream, Chen Tianxing only felt a pain in his feet, and a violent force suddenly knocked his body out of balance, and his body was slightly about to lean forward.
Chen Tianxing was angry and angry, and just now he opened his mouth to scold, when Wang Hao's right hand suddenly stretched out above his head, and it flicked.
"Bang!"
Chen Tianxing lay on the ground unwillingly, his internal organs were all hurt by the fall, and he couldn't tell the feeling.
After that, Wang Hao learned from Zorro, blew his fingers gently and handsomely, and said something.
'Taste my one-finger Zen!' "I'm Kaka! Wang Hao, you are too handsome, increase your salary, I decided to give you a salary increase, too handsome! Situ Yan couldn't help jumping up, cheering loudly, and shouting to increase Wang Hao's salary.
Bai Xue was also a surprise on the side, compared to the first meeting, Wang Hao and his bodyguard had a move, at that time Wang Hao had to go through a few moves to defeat his bodyguard, and now it seems that Wang Hao is even more powerful, these two moves are easy and handsome, and it is completely effortless!
"Alas! Following behind the beauty, I knew that there would be constant trouble, if I didn't know the real strength, how could I come out and mix? Wang Hao also sighed with emotion, provoking a group of beauties who were shopping around him with a burst of peach blossoms in their eyes, if it weren't for seeing two superb beauties around this handsome guy, or these women would have gone up to find an excuse to talk.
"Okay, okay, I know you're amazing, hurry up, let's go, we've been shopping for so long, and we haven't eaten yet!" Bai Xue also smiled lightly and praised it.
"Eat? Great! Great! I'm tired after an afternoon of walking around with you, and I'm finally ready to eat! As soon as Wang Hao heard the word "eat", he immediately clapped his hands in agreement.
"Just know how to eat, you foodie!" Situ Yan was also smiling on the side, and couldn't help but scold.