Chapter 917: This is my cousin
Lian Yundong didn't expect to make this woman's few words angry, and he and her had a big battle that was satisfactory to both parties.
Lian Yundong went around a long circle before returning to the police station, not to mention, he felt refreshed today, Tian Fangru, a woman, seemed to be very talented in this area, which also made Lian Yundong feel very guilty, although he didn't like to be sneaky like this, but if Tian Fangru really divorced Huo Neng, this was not the result he wanted.
What do you want? Do you really like to hunt other people's wives so much, isn't this perverted, is he so perverted?
"What are you thinking, stinky boy, come over for a meeting, there are clues to a few thefts." Seeing Lian Yundong who bowed his head and pondered, sometimes nodding and sometimes shaking his head, instructor Chen Bin couldn't help shouting.
Lian Yundong borrowed Tian Fangru's electric car to go home this time, sitting on the stone bench in front of his house, looking a little excited, Chen Ergou is also married, when will he be able to marry a woman home in a bright light.
"Dadong, you won't go to me when you come back, I'm almost too busy to die, and I have to come to you." Chen Ergou looked very energetic in a suit, with a cigarette in his mouth, still looking cynical.
"You're busy with you, I'll just go over tomorrow, I can't delay you."
"Hehe, I haven't seen you for more than a year, so I don't want to talk to you."
"Nag fart, what about your daughter-in-law, why don't you come to meet my eldest brother, you have no rules."
"Hey, boy, you figure it out, who's big, big brother, you're not a fart." Chen Ergou is not annoyed, but the two of them are depreciating each other with every word.
"Hey, let me ask you, how did you get this daughter-in-law, it can't be bought, I'm a police officer now, don't blame me for not reminding you, this is a crime, if you really bought it, go back quickly, or let someone go back."
"Hey, I was about to tell you about this, and it's a bit troublesome to say that it's more troublesome than buying?"
"What, what the hell did you get into trouble, did you come back when you couldn't get along outside?" Lian Yundong asked quietly.
"Dadong, you and I are big brothers playing together, so I won't hide this from you, this woman is she, she is my boss's woman."
"Your boss? What do you mean that you are mixed with society? ”
"Hey, this is not just when I arrived in Wenzhou, I don't know how to take it seriously, I'm afraid of being bullied, so I joined a small gang, but then things are gradually not what I think, I am not bullied, but we have to bully others, this woman's family is still very rich, but his father and our boss failed to compete for a piece of land, and we were desperate, to say that this woman has the ability, and automatically came out with our boss, this matter is over, but how do you know that she likes me, Half a month ago, when I was sleeping at night, I castrated our boss, and we couldn't get along in Wenzhou, so we ran back. ”
"Oh, this woman is a superb, aren't you afraid that she will castrate you at night?" Lian Yundong smiled secretly.
"This won't, we really love each other, that is, I just don't know if Wenzhou people will find it here when we get married tomorrow, so I asked you to come and support me, aren't you a policeman, we will leave after we get married, and it can be regarded as an explanation to the family."
"Ergou, since you're back, why don't you go out, just stay at home and we'll do it together, I know a big boss, I'm going to invest in building a big mine here in a few months, and I'll introduce you to it when the time comes, be a small bag foreman or something, after all, you can't mix with society for a lifetime."
"Really, what kind of mine?"
"I don't know too much about this now, but if it can really be opened, it is still possible to find you a job, you can rest assured."
"Okay, let's go, come home with me, and we'll have a good chat tonight."
"You're getting married tomorrow, what am I talking to you about tonight?"
"Just because I'm getting married tomorrow, I can't sleep with my daughter-in-law tonight, otherwise I'll get married?"
"Oh, it's called a press tonight, okay, but I have to come back tomorrow night, you can't keep me."
", if you want to stay tomorrow night, I'll throw you out too."
"However, if my sister-in-law takes a fancy to me, she wants to keep me."
"Fart, your sister-in-law won't be so eyeless, how can she fall in love with a little deflated person like you who doesn't have all the hair."
Lian Yundong smiled and didn't speak, since he came into contact with Li Mengni, Tian Fangru and Yang Bingbing, his confidence in his charm has increased exponentially, he really wants to see what Chen Ergou's daughter-in-law looks like, and he can actually make Chen Ergou betray his boss.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I'm back?" As soon as he entered the door, Chen Ergou shouted, but before he finished speaking, Lian Yundong, who was following him, felt a cool breeze in the back of his head, and then he was choked by the throat.
"Ah, ah, Chen Ergou, save me." Lian Yundong spit out a few words with difficulty.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, this is my brother, I told you, Lian Yundong, he is Lian Yundong." Chen Ergou saw in a blink of an eye that Lian Yundong had been taken down by his daughter-in-law Luo Xiumei.
"Oh, is it? I thought it was someone sent by that bastard. The bride, Luo Xiumei, hurriedly helped Lian Yundong up.
"Oh, Ergou, you are blessed this time, you have a fierce wife at home." Lian Yundong said while coughing, before he finished speaking, Luo Xiumei's foot had already kicked Lian Yundong's ass.
"What are you talking about, didn't you just enjoy it, don't you want to come again." Luo Xiumei glanced at Lian Yundong, but this glance was very unusual, ordinary people would look at their faces when they looked at others, but this fierce bride actually stared at Lian Yundong's crotch for a while.
Seeing Lian Yundong's hair, he hurriedly pulled Chen Ergou aside, "Ergouzi, you won't even tell your daughter-in-law the size of my thing, right?" ”
"yes, what's that?"
"Oh, when I didn't say it, let's do it, I'll come back tomorrow, I still have something to do today, I'm leaving, don't send it." Before Chen Ergou and Luo Xiumei could react, Lian Yundong had already rushed out of the door, as fast as a dog.
"Ergou, this is the one you said that even Yundong can't see anything, a bear egg, this thing is too scared." Luo Xiumei pursed her lips and said.
"Xiumei, you can't be gentle, how many times have I said, don't use knives and guns at home, look at you, I originally asked Lian Yundong to come over as the best man to press the bed tonight, you got it away this time, who should I go to?" Chen Ergou said a little embarrassed.
"Really? Ouch, this thing is really not easy to do, you can just invite him back again, besides, my parents will be here tomorrow, the wedding can be simple, but not sloppy, you know, I am married for the first time in my life. ”
"Hey, I said Luo Xiumei, what do you mean, are you thinking about marrying again now."
"Ergou, are you looking for a draw?" Luo Xiumei rushed towards Chen Ergou angrily, but Chen Ergou had already hid in the house.
Lian Yundong really can't figure it out, how could a guy like Chen Ergou find such a fierce woman, he knows the woman's methods, Zhang Erqiang taught him when he was in the unit, that is an authentic grappler, and it is a trick to defeat the enemy, no wonder it will cut the life of the underworld boss, such a woman is really no one dares to ask for it, if you are not happy, you will be castrated, who can stand it, wait, maybe one day if you are unhappy, Chen Ergou will become the second unlucky egg to be castrated.
Early in the morning, the red rainbow door is blown up with a blower, and the names of the bride and groom are written in the center. There are a lot of people around the door of Chen Ergou's house, which are all from the village to help, there is such a habit in the countryside, if there is a happy event in anyone's family, the old and young masters in the village will come to help, this is a spontaneous nature, and whoever has a good popularity, who has something to help when there are more people. Chen Ergou's father is a stonemason, and he usually helps the families in the village, so there are a lot of people who come, and they basically don't have to do it themselves, and these helpers have already done their own things spontaneously.
"Dadong, your outfit is good, take it off and let me wear it." Seeing Lian Yundong standing beside him in bright clothes, Chen Ergou immediately looked a little shabby, so he asked to change clothes with Lian Yundong.
"You don't look good, you give you whatever clothes you change for nothing, isn't it sister-in-law?" Yesterday, I didn't have time to observe Luo Xiumei carefully, but when I looked at it today, he couldn't help but appreciate Chen Ergou's vision a little, and said that it was worth betraying the boss for the sake of this woman's appearance, and he couldn't help but have a small melon seed face, and even his figure was first-class, and the most regrettable thing was that his complexion was a little dark, if he was whiter, he was really comparable to Tian Fangru.
"Take it off to him, my parents are coming today, you can't lose your buddy's face, isn't it Lian Yundong." Luo Xiumei spoke with a mouth full of the taste of rivers and lakes, for such a woman, even Lian Yundong, who has always been able to speak well, was a little worried.
There was a man in black in the crowd, although he was standing in the crowd, but it was obvious that this person was keeping a certain distance from the others, and one hand was in his trouser pocket, and a headphone was hanging on his ear, and his mouth was talking from time to time.
As the auspicious time to worship heaven and earth drew nearer, four chairs were set up in the middle of the courtyard, where the bridegroom's parents and the bride's parents sit.
"Why haven't my parents come yet, nothing will happen, right?" Luo Xiumei said to the groom Chen Ergou beside her.
"No, what can happen here, it must be that the train or car is late, it's okay, let's wait a while, wait a while and we'll be there." Chen Ergou's heart was a little apprehensive, although he comforted the bride like this, but the boss Wu Heizi's methods were too familiar to him, and he would not stop if he didn't see blood when he encountered something, but this time it was not someone else who saw blood, but himself, and this time it was not somewhere else that saw blood, but the lifeblood of a man, for Wu Heizi, who was only forty years old, how could he give up.
"Beauty, why haven't I seen you?" Lian Yundong is the best man today, because the bride is a foreigner, so the bridesmaid can only be found by the man, so Chen Ergou found his cousin for the bride to be the bridesmaid, the bridesmaid is also wearing a very festive today, a red windbreaker, a white turtleneck sweater inside, a little slim, so it is very appropriate to show the fullness of the woman's chest and the slender bee waist.
"Lian Yundong, you give me honesty, this is my cousin, she is now a junior in high school, you guy, don't think of crooked ideas." Before the bridesmaids could answer, Chen Ergou turned her head and reprimanded.
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