Chapter 807: Catch the beauties in one net (two more deliveries)

After Zhang Jinling teased everyone for a while, he said to Zhang Zheng: "Brother Zhang, this jewelry is too exquisite, too rare, I can't resist its temptation, forget it, I'm ready to give up resistance, disarm and surrender, and accept it, but this 'stay together, eternal love' can also be considered, but this is ...... to be a matchmaker."

After listening to Zhang Damei's words, Zhang Daguan said with a smile: "Ha! I said, Sister Zhang, were you worried about this? That's Cartier's advertising slogan, how can a brother be so tasteless? Rest assured, there are never prerequisites for brother gifts, only to please a woman, never to ask for anything in return. Of course, then again, there are beauties who take the initiative to give their arms to each other, and the brothers will definitely open the door, and those who come will not refuse. ”

"Haha!"

As soon as Zhang Daguan's words fell, everyone present burst into laughter, and what was even more mysterious was that everyone looked down at him while laughing.

"Hey! When I say all the beautiful and handsome guys, brothers, it's all heartfelt words! Is there anything funny? Zhang Daguan asked puzzled.

"Brother Zhang, no one said that your words were lies?" Wu Fengxin pursed her lips and smiled.

"So what are you laughing at?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I said Brother Zhang, look at your bottom, the door has begun to open to welcome guests, the visitors have not refused, the yurts have been set up, can you not laugh?" Wu Fengxin said.

"Ahh

After listening to Wu Fengxin's words, Zhang Daguan looked down at his bottom, didn't he? The two gates were not closed, and the red silk pouches and panties had been squeezed out of the gates and set up camp outside, and the guys in the bags were like a hill trying to break out.

"I'm sorry everyone, but this door is not easy to use, and it is often opened uninvited. There is a way: for a long time in the cage, you have to return to nature, after the door is opened, you can see Nanshan leisurely. You said you didn't want to stay in a cage, you should have said it earlier? Let me be embarrassed in front of all the beauties, and I'll take the scissors and ...... you when I go back."

"I said brother, don't click, if you click, someone will die of distress." Zhang Jinling said.

"Isn't Sister Zhang distressed?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"What's the use of me being distressed? I'm not your wife? I'm just your female friend. Zhang Jinling said casually.

"I said Sister Zhang, I haven't married yet, so I don't have a wife, Sister Li, they are still my girlfriend for the time being, I warmly welcome you, the best beauty, to join my girlfriend camp!" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh I said, Brother Zhang, do you climb the pole like this? I said I was your girlfriend, not your girlfriend. Zhang Jinling explained.

"That's right, are all my girlfriends women?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Hey! It seems that Brother Zhang belongs to the dog skin plaster kraft candy, and once it is glued, it is difficult to peel it off. Zhang Jinling said.

"Brother Zhang, you will use 'I have been in the cage for a long time, I have to return to nature, after the door is opened, I will see Nanshan leisurely' here, if you let Tao Yuanming and his old man know that you have ruined his famous sentence so much, he will not crawl out of the ground to settle accounts with you?" Wu Fengxin said with a smile.

"Is the past for the present? He's going to understand, I'm making a name for him, he should thank me, right? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, hurry up and move your yurt into the gate, close your door, these bright red pants are too tempting, especially the guy in the bag, the bulging bag is too terrifying, my sister looked at the big guy, it's already that, not to mention a little girl like Lily." Zhang Jinling said with a smile.

"I said, Sister Zhang, which one is it?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"Which one else? It's not just for your bulging killer pistol, which makes people a little 'eggshell into Shanxi old vinegar'. Zhang Jinling said with a smile.

"I said Sister Zhang, what does this 'eggshell put into Shanxi old vinegar' mean?" Zhang Zheng asked puzzled.

"Does this 'egg shell in vinegar' release carbon dioxide?" Zhang Jinling said.

"Does the release of carbon dioxide have anything to do with my murderous pistol?" Zhang Zheng continued to ask.

"Is carbon dioxide released only when there is a chemical reaction? How stupid! Zhang Jinling said disdainfully.

"Oh, I see, what Sister Zhang meant, seeing my pistol, there was a reaction below? Hi! I said Sister Zhang, did you say it directly? Zhang Zheng said.

"This kind of thing, in front of so many people, how can people be embarrassed to say it directly?" Zhang Jinling said awkwardly.

"Hey! What's so embarrassing about that? Isn't it normal that I'm not married, and you're not married? Besides, even if I am not married, what does it matter if you are married? In the hearts of brothers, love knows no borders, love has no race, and love has nothing to do with having a history of marriage. Zhang Zheng said.

"I said President Zhang, listen to you, you are a drunkard who doesn't mean to drink? Your theory of being unmarried and unmarried, the target is Jin Ling and Lili, which has nothing to do with the theory of marriage history, and is aimed at Feng Xin, are you going to wipe out all the beauties in our crew? Wang Xixi said with a smile.