Chapter 114: Bitten by My Wife!
The affectionate behavior of kissing is usually born once and twice cooked, and if you come a few times, you will naturally have skills to avoid indecent situations such as touching your teeth and drooling. Brother Ah Zheng is also the second serious kiss, and he thought that he could use his skillful kissing skills to melt the iceberg-like Lin Huayin. But he always overestimated his personality charm and underestimated Lin Huayin's rock-like mind. Even at a certain moment, Lin Huayin did give in, showed weakness, became soft, and did not hurt.
But Brother Ah Zheng only enjoyed the wonderful taste for a moment, and a sharp pain came from his lips. It hurt him like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he jumped away with a snort.
There was a faint fishy smell between his mouth, and the tearing pain on his lips made Brother A Zheng, who was full of panic, react. This woman - she actually bit herself!
O dogs!
"Xiao Zheng, you're too much!" Lin Huayin stared at Xiao Zheng expressionlessly, and said in a deep voice.
Spit out the blood in his mouth, Xiao Zheng ignored the pain on his lips, and grinned: "What's too much?" Is it too much for a husband to kiss his wife? Then I really want to ask for advice, how did you come to this world? ”
When Lin Huayin heard this, his original dissatisfaction with Xiao Zheng turned into anger, and he said with a cold look in his eyes: "Xiao Zheng, I warn you." You and I are just an agreement couple. I don't need to fulfill any wife's obligations to you. And you don't have any rights as a husband. Next time you do it again, don't blame me for being unkind to you! ”
"What's the rule?" Xiao Zheng vaguely saw the anger in Lin Huayin's eyes, but he was also a little angry, didn't he just kiss me, as for biting me?
"In Mingzhu, there is nothing that money can't do." Lin Huayin, who was out of control, said in a trembling voice. "If you push me again, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Xiao Zheng was dumbfounded and immediately closed his mouth.
Lin Huayin was really angry. Although I don't understand which sentence I offended her, I can judge from her irrational state that at this moment, she is not completely violent because she kissed her, but for another reason.
I didn't dare to be blind anymore at the moment, and said stupidly: "I won't dare next time." ”
What kind of world? If your wife is bitten, she may also be retaliated against by her wife. My brother Ah Zheng is also the first person in history.
Lin Huayin snorted coldly and left the orphanage quickly, even Xiao Zheng didn't wait, and drove back to the company.
Xiao Zheng raised his hand to look at his watch, it was just time to get off work, Lin Huayin was a workaholic, Xiao Zheng would not work day and night. immediately took out his mobile phone and called his sister-in-law.
"Hey. Brother-in-law, do you have something to do with me? There was a sound of chirping from the other side, thinking that Lin Xiaozhu was in the crowd.
"It's okay, school is over, right? Come out, my brother-in-law will invite you to dinner. Xiao Zheng lit a cigarette in the wind and said slowly.
"Dinner?" Lin Xiaozhu said unexpectedly. "Brother-in-law, you shouldn't quarrel with my sister and want to find me as a lobbyist, right?"
The little girl is very clever, and she is deeply puzzled by Xiao Zheng's behavior of being attentive to nothing.
"I'm fine with your sister, she kissed me just now and her face was full of lipstick." Xiao Zheng boasted unashamedly
"Ahh Lin Xiaozhu chuckled. "Are you sure my sister kissed you, not bitten you?"
Sister Mo Ruomei, Brother Ah Zheng was embarrassed, but he forced himself: "Don't talk nonsense, come out, in the restaurant near your school, my brother-in-law is very sad, accompany me to have two drinks." ”
"Okay. But let's talk about it first, I have to study at seven o'clock in the evening, you can't let me have dinner and accompany you to get drunk all night. I don't dare skip classes anymore. Otherwise, my sister will beat me to death. Lin Xiaozhu put forward his own requirements.
"Rest assured. If you are too greedy, brother-in-law, I will also spank your ass and bloom. ”
Xiao Zheng hung up the phone and stopped the car and went straight to the restaurant near No. 1 Middle School. The restaurant takes the farmhouse style, the environment is fresh and comfortable, the waiter is also polite and enthusiastic, and the fee is not high, it is highly sought after by a middle school student.
Xiao Zheng entered the restaurant, and did not wait for Lin Xiaozhu, he ordered a few appetizers, a dozen beers, and waited while drinking, and drank three bottles in less than ten minutes, the amount of alcohol was amazing, and even the waiters on the side looked sideways, afraid that he would get drunk and make trouble.
"Hey, brother-in-law, why don't you wait for me to eat?"
Lin Xiaozhu, who was wearing a middle school uniform, arrived with a youthful and fashionable backpack, fine beads of sweat oozed from his pretty face, and his whole face was red, very cute and moving.
"It's too hot, brother-in-law, don't wait to be bored, drink a glass of wine to cool off." Xiao Zheng continued a cigarette and said with a smile.
After Lin Xiaozhu sat down, he glanced at the empty bottles on the table, and said in surprise: "I drank three bottles after it was cool?" Brother-in-law, I see that your lips are broken, your eyebrows and eyes are locked, the clouds are covered, and your face is gloomy, which is not a good sign. You can't really quarrel with my sister, right? ”
"Didn't you go to a serious school in No. 1 Middle School? How did you become a little god stick? Xiao Zheng glanced at her angrily, blew a small half bottle of beer, and muttered.
"Hehe, I have a lot of research on astrology, and I can see your luck at a glance, brother-in-law." Lin Xiaozhu poured himself a glass of beer and pecked it in small sips.
"Do you still have the skills? Why don't you give your brother-in-law a hexagram? "Xiao Zheng is also idle, anyway, there are still two hours before Lin Xiaozhu's class, so he is not in a hurry.
"I lied to you!" Lin Xiaozhu smiled with an eyebrow. "But brother-in-law, it's not a good sign that your mouth is bitten by someone. Or, you were bitten by my sister, then it proves that you quarreled. Or, you were bitten by another woman, and then the problem is even greater. ”
After a slight pause, Lin Xiaozhu's pretty face tightened, and he said uneasily: "Could it be Shen Manjun's person who released **?" ”
"It's not." Xiao Zheng shook his head and said with a sad face. "You're right, I'm going to bite your sister here."
"Why did she bite you?" Lin Xiaozhu looked like a god stick that I guessed correctly, and the old god asked.
"I kissed her." Xiao Zheng said embarrassedly.
"You kiss her, she bites you?" Lin Xiaozhu glared. "Did she not kiss and accidentally bit you, or refused to be kissed by you and bit you?"
Xiao Zheng only felt that his ears were hot, and said angrily: "Is there a difference? ”
"Of course there is a difference. If you bite accidentally, that's normal. After all, you're my sister's first man. But if you refuse to be kissed by you, it will not be normal. Lin Xiaozhu looked at Xiao Zheng quirkily. Brother-in-law, you're really not the little white face that my sister paid for, right? ”
"Get out of the way." Xiao Zheng glanced at Lin Xiaozhu and gritted his teeth. "I knew that you had no conscience, so I wouldn't have shown my head everywhere and begged people to send you back to No. 1 Middle School."
"Alright, alright. I know that brother-in-law, you are good to me. Lin Xiaozhu stuck out his tongue and ate a green vegetable road. Let's talk about it, I'll give you an analysis of what happened. With my understanding of Lao Lin, I may be able to find out the cause for you. ”
Xiao Zheng blew half a bottle of beer, and restored the matter lightly, and said with a headache: "Except for not saying hello in advance, there shouldn't be anything to offend her, right?" I felt that when I kissed the mouth, she responded, could it be my hallucination? ”
Lin Xiaozhu's little face was shocked: "You actually asked her how she was born?" And also hinted at my dad? ”
"What's a hint of that? I'm not going to just say it. Xiao Zheng argued.
"Do you know that when I get along with her, there are three people who must not be mentioned." Lin Xiaozhu said speechlessly.
"Which three?" Xiao Zheng said curiously.
"The first one, my mom." Lin Xiaozhu said.
"Normal. Your mom robbed her dad, it's amazing that she's so close to you. How can you like your mother. Xiao Zheng nodded.
Lin Xiaozhu didn't take a stubble, and continued: "The second one is my dad. ”
"Understood." Xiao Zheng nodded and asked. "What about the third person?"
"Aunt Dong, that is, my sister's own mother." Lin Xiaozhu said.
"Wouldn't it? She even hates your whole family? ”
Xiao Zheng kind of understood what he said wrong.
Of the three people who couldn't be mentioned, one of them inadvertently mentioned two, no wonder he suddenly became so angry, and he had to spend money to ask the murderer to make things difficult for my brother Azheng. Hmph, don't do it!
There is still a monthly pass left to break out, who will be the hero?
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