Chapter 689: See Moves
Sure enough, as Ke Hong expected, this group of bridesmaids looked particularly tricky. www.biquge.info It is normal for the bridegroom's group to be tested before entering the bride's boudoir, and the bridesmaids inside will test the groom with multiple questions, such as what the bride usually likes to eat, what color she likes, etc., and if you can't answer the correct answer, you won't be allowed to enter the door.
The problem is generally a little tricky and normal, such as the time of the first acquaintance, the time of the first hand holding or the time of the first kiss, etc., which will meet the careless groom, who did not collude with his wife in advance or did not remember the answer, then it is inevitable to have a red envelope. Of course, it is also customary to stuff red envelopes.
However, now the problem is no longer to stuff red envelopes.
Li Haimo bumped and bumped, guessed and stuffed red envelopes, and finally answered all the questions, but these brides just didn't open the door, on the grounds that Li Haimo answered too wrongly, and he didn't take the bride to heart at all, and they couldn't let him enter the door with this kind of groom. And Li Haimo stuffed several hundred red envelopes, but he still couldn't open the door.
As a result, a large group of groomsmen were stuck outside the door, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.
"If you want to come in, pry the door yourself." The bridesmaids inside said delicately.
"Let me ask first, do all your wife and sisters agree with you marrying her?" Ke Hong whispered in Li Haimo's ear, Li Haimo frowned and whispered back: "I don't particularly agree, because they think that I have too close contact with Brother Tiger and Brother Long's gang, and I am not a person who lives a down-to-earth life...... And also with a child, so ......"
"So what now?" Ke Hong sighed helplessly and asked, Li Haimo was dumbfounded: "Of course I have to ask you, why do you think I let you be my best man?" ”
"Okay, then pry the door." Ke Hong shrugged his shoulders, and Li Haimo asked puzzledly: "How to pry?" ”
"I'll try it, you go and stuff a few red envelopes into your wife's mother's family to see if they have the key." Ke Hong said, grabbing a hairpin from the side, and then crouched down at the door, trying to pick the lock. The ability to pick locks is also a type of magic, after all, many magic shows have extreme escapes and the like, but this is the first time he has tried it.
In fact, the trick is the same as opening a safe, which requires a keen sense of hearing, and when the correct gears fit, there is a slight snap sound. However, the current environment is so noisy, Ke Hong can only try.
He focused as much as he could, keeping all his hearing on the lock in front of him......
When Ke Hong put the two hairpins in his hand in place, he grabbed the hairpins with both hands and turned them slightly, "Click! There was a sound, and the door in front of him opened a crack. The bridesmaids inside were stunned, and they didn't seem to realize that someone had really pried the door open, so they came forward to block the door.
But at this time, a man from the groom's group behind Ke Hong was quick-eyed, and immediately stretched out his right foot against the crack in the door, and several other people also hurriedly stepped forward to resist the door so as not to be closed again, and then shouted: "Hey, Lao Li, the door is open!" ”
"What!? Opened? Come on, come on! Li Haimo asked in surprise, and hurriedly brought the buddies of the groom's group to come over and bang on the door, after all, there were only a few weak women inside, how could they stop it, and everyone rushed in.
Li Haimo's wife, Chen Li, usually looks really average without makeup. But after putting on makeup and changing into a wedding dress today, I really have a bit of a look. Especially this figure, convex and backward......
"You old boy, you're really blessed." Looking at the bride Chen Li sitting on the bed, Ke Hong patted Li Haimo's back and teased, "You don't have to sleep tonight, right?" Okay, why don't you buy some medicine? ”
"Oh, as if you're not blessed." Although Li Haimo said this, he couldn't stop laughing, and immediately took out a red envelope to meet him and stuffed it to the bridesmaids.
However, even if you enter the bride's room, it is still in vain, because according to custom, you have to find shoes next. The bride's shoes are hidden, and the groom has to find high heels for the bride to put on before he can carry the bride out.
Of course, you have to look for it again, the room is so big, how can it be so easy to find, of course you have to give a red envelope.
"Ouch, Sister Jing, I know you're the best, come on, red envelopes, red envelopes." Li Haimo grabbed a slightly chubby woman and stuffed a red envelope into her hand, "Tell me, where are the shoes hidden?" ”
"Yo." The chubby woman weighed the weight of the red envelope, and let out a disdainful shout at that time.
Ke Hong especially hated this kind of shouting, and frowned at that time. He took a deep breath and held back stiffly, after all, it was Li Haimo's wedding day, and he didn't want to disturb other people's celebrations here.
After the other party said "yo", he glanced at Li Haimo with disdain, stuffed the red envelope into his pocket and replied: "You want to send me away just like that, just this amount, I guess I can't even find a shoe box, right?" ”
This made Ke Hong even more dissatisfied, and he frowned: What do these bridesmaids think in their hearts, when the two of them get married, it is the time to use money, what does it mean to take out red envelopes from others? Besides, this red envelope is all one hundred, which is not small, normal people get married and stuff red envelopes, and the large amount is only ten or twenty yuan.
"Hey, I know where." Ke Hong raised his hand to stop Li Haimo, who was about to stuff the red envelope, and smiled, then he patted Li Haimo's shoulder, stared at the chubby "Sister Jing" in front of him and said: "Lao Li, don't misunderstand Sister Jing, although she didn't say it, her expression had already told me, what about these shoes, they are hidden in ......"
As he spoke, Ke Hong paced around the room while staring at Sister Jing's face, then stopped in the second compartment of the wardrobe, observed Sister Jing's expression again, and looked up at the cabinet on the second floor above his head.
"I'll see if Sister Jing lied to me." Ke Hong said with a smile, reached out and opened the cabinet on the second floor, then flipped through it, and turned out a red paper bag from it, so he threw it into Li Haimo's hand.
"Ouch, thank you Sister Jing." Li Haimo looked at the bag and was overjoyed, and the face of the person named Sister Jing was not very good, but soon Li Haimo's face also changed, and he frowned: "This ...... Why is there only one shoe? ”
"Don't ask me, I don't know where the second shoe is!" Sister Jing said angrily, but she inadvertently glanced at the tall young girl sitting next to Chen Li at the head of the bed.
"Well, Sister Jing is telling the truth." Ke Hong smiled, then took a red envelope from Li Haimo's hand, walked over to the tall young girl, and handed the red envelope, "This beauty, come, red envelope, the remaining shoe is handed over to you." ”
The other party looked a little surprised, and Ke Hong laughed and said: "Oh, this is about the happiness of my buddy's life, please leave it to you, and I also know the mission of your bridesmaids." It's okay, don't say it, just give me a look. ”
With that, Ke Hong wandered around the room again, carefully observing the expression on the girl's face, and then slowly came to the door, and glanced behind the door, in the dead corner that everyone didn't look at very much, there was another red paper bag hanging on the handle behind the door. Ke Hong opened the paper bag and looked at it, then waved his hand to Li Haimo: "Why are you stunned?" Come here! ”
Li Haimo looked confused, and it took a while to react, "Oh oh" stepped forward and grabbed another pair of shoes, and then went to put on Chen Li's high heels. The groom was happy, but the bridesmaids inside were not so happy, they obviously didn't intend to hand over the bride just like that, but they couldn't help it after all the procedures had been completed.
"You...... How did you find out where the shoes were? The tall girl came to Ke Hong and asked in a whisper.
"You told me." Ke Hong smiled and teased, "You started to get nervous when I walked to the door, so it must be in that area." Didn't you notice that I was looking at your expressions, not the structures in the room? ”
The girl was silent, but with a worried expression on her face.
"Don't worry, my buddy is very reliable." Ke Hong laughed quietly, "When I first met him, he was a ruffian, and he fought with me the first time we met, which made me bruise and swollen." However, I am now the best buddy with him. Do you know what that means? ”
The other party shook his head, and Ke Hong continued: "This shows that this person is careless. You see, he can be friends with someone like me who beat him up with a blue nose and swollen face, are you still worried that he will bully your best friend? ”
"But ......" the girl was still not very reassured, "those friends of his, I heard that they used to be ...... on the road"
"Ahem......" Ke Hong cleared his throat, and then asked with a smile, "What do you think I look like?" Like an honest man? ”
The girl's face turned red, as if she thought Ke Hong was talking to her, she lowered her head and said, "It's still ...... It's okay, it's not very honest, but it's still full of seriousness. ”
"Actually, I introduced him to all those friends." Ke Hong replied, then looked at the surprised expression on the other party's face and smiled, "So, people can't just look at appearances. Although Li Haimo is a bit of a ruffian on the surface, he is not a bad person. ”
"Well, there's no way around it anyway." The other party sighed helplessly and said.
After Li Haimo put on Chen Li's shoes, he then rushed out of the door with his daughter-in-law in his arms cheering.
Ke Hong sighed a little helplessly and followed. At this point, basically all the rare places have passed, and Ke Hong is secretly a little glad that Li Haimo is the one who has him. You can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, you can fight over the little fresh meat, you can beat the stinky hooligans, you can open the lock, you can find shoes, both civil and military, otherwise this will have to be replaced by someone else, and I am afraid that I have not entered the bride's door today. This is called seeing the move, and the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth.
In fact, the most difficult thing is not to find shoes and enter the door or anything, but to rely on Ke Hong's various psychological and magic skills, and no difficulty can be difficult for him. The hard part is that you can't spoil the festive atmosphere, and you have to find these shoes and keys and so on. This is usual, Ke Hong has already gone directly to get shoes mercilessly, how can he stuff them with red envelopes......
Next, it is to drive the bride and groom to their new house and serve tea to the parents-in-law. Of course, Li Haimo's father left early, and now only his mother remains.
As for the house, it was basically paid with the money that Li Haimo had saved from boxing in the past and his previous role as a bodyguard captain in Zhu Taina, and now he and his wife repay the mortgage every month. Although it is a little out of the third ring road, the house has more than 100 square meters, and the decoration is also very warm, which is enough for their family to live.
After serving tea in the new room, I finally came to the hotel and was ready to eat.
Far away, Ke Hong saw Su Man holding Li Qingying waiting for them at the door of the hotel, and a man was talking to Su Man, but Su Man smiled and declined.
"Ah Hong, how's it going?" After getting out of the car, Su Man immediately greeted him and asked, then turned to the man he was talking to and said, "Look, my boyfriend is here and told you that I have a boyfriend." ”
The man glanced at Ke Hong, probably thinking that Ke Hong was not worthy of the cow dung of this flower, but then looked at himself again, and found that he was not as good as cow dung, so he could only shrug his shoulders.
"Ouch, I hope your sisters won't be so pestering in the future...... Ke Hong sighed and said, then pulled Su Man's little nose and said, "Otherwise, I won't save face for them in the future, I will directly rely on my own ability to find all the things that should be found." Don't blame me if they didn't get the red envelope then. ”
"Say, really." Su Man pinched Ke Hong's face angrily, "It's not like you haven't seen my sisters, aren't they just Xiao Ke?" You, when the time comes, stuff two red envelopes, and then prepare some delicious snacks for them, and they will compromise immediately. With that, Su Man pulled Ke Hong and Li Qingying towards the hotel: "Let's go, let's go eat." ”
"Go yourself." Ke Hong said, sighing, "I have to entertain the guests, and then I have to toast with Li Haimo." Do you think being a groomsman is a good errand? In the future, if you have an enmity with someone, you will go to him as the best man, you know? ”
After speaking, Ke Hong touched her little brain, and then started the "punishment station" with Li Haimo at the entrance of the hotel.