330: I'm not a hooligan
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"I didn't worry about him coming back alone, so I told Dongjin that I would come back too. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info" Qin Shili said.
"Good, that's good. Qin Shili, you tell me the truth, they are all right when they go east? Nothing at all? The old man asked.
"Grandma, don't worry! It's all right. It's just ......," Qin Shili said with a slight stammer.
"Just what? You said. ”
"Jiang Wukui was a little injured, but it's fine. Just keep it for a few days. Qin Shili said. 、
"Wu Kui Na Wazi is injured? Hurt badly, didn't you? How could he get hurt? Wu Quina Wazi I like him, how can he get hurt? The old man muttered.
Wu Kui rushed out to kill the two leaders of the devil, but he was shot by the devil, but it was really fine. Dongjin originally wanted to come back, but Ou Laosan was reluctant to resist their hospitality. I'll come back with Dahu first, I'm afraid you'll be worried. Qin Shili's voice was very gentle.
"Bodhisattva bless, my Wukui Wazi will get better soon." The old man folded his hands and muttered.
"Grandma, don't worry, Wu Kui is really fine. Xie Mengqi accompanied him! Qin Shili said.
"Xie Mengqi accompanied Jiang Wukui, and you came back with my tiger?" The old man's heart suddenly felt a kind of sweetness.
"Grandma, yes." Qin Shili said.
"Good, good! Shili really feels sorry for grandma, and knows that grandma is worried about you. The old man burst into tears of excitement as he spoke.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Dahu asked.
"Rejoice! Glad! I watched Shili come back with you, I am happy, I like Shili. The old man said.
Qin Shili blushed a little, she looked at the old man, and then at Zhang Dahu, not knowing what to say.
"Shiri, don't be embarrassed. I, the grandson of the tiger, is a reliable person, although I am not as clever as Dongjin, but I am still a good person. The old man looked at Qin Shili with a smile and said.
"Grandma, what do you say? How can you praise your grandson in front of people? Isn't this Huang Po selling melons and boasting about herself? Zhang Dahu said embarrassedly.
"I don't boast, you fool really can't sell it! You are thin-skinned, and no one dares to say that you like it in your heart, you said it in front of me, do you like Qin Shili? You said. The old man looked at Zhang Dahu.
"Grandma, why are you like this? I don't think so, it's not a matter of one person, and it's not my business with you! Zhang Dahu said.
"You little bunny, how do you talk? Don't you tell Qin Shili, how does she know your thoughts? Qin Shili, don't you say? The old man looked at Qin Shili again.
"Grandma, I'm going to cook, we haven't eaten yet!" Qin Shili diverted the topic.
"I'll go, I'll cook. You are tired of walking, you and Zhang Dahu, a fool, are resting here. The old man said.
"Grandma, you said you would go cook! What are you still looking at us? Zhang Dahu said.
"Okay, I'll cook, and I'll go." The old man smiled and left.
Qin Shili and Zhang Dahu looked at each other, and neither of them spoke for a while.
Que Dongjin began to eat meat and drink wine in a big bowl.
"Eastward, come, come, everyone, dry up! Feelings are deep and boring! I'll drink it first! Ou Laosan said and poured another bowl of wine into it.
"Third child, first persuade the guests to eat meat!" Little Bee said with a smile.
"Good! Drink wine, eat meat! Eat more meat! I'll tell you! This dried meat fillet, but game! Wild boar! Ou Laosan said.
"Third child, you're not drunk yet! I've said it three times when I say it's a wild boar. Little Bee said.
"I want them to eat more, and it's okay to say three times. I'm not drunk, let's talk about it, am I drunk? Ou Lao San asked loudly.
"Not drunk! You're drunk, we know what you're going to do. Several bandits shouted.
"Tell me, brothers, what will I do when I am drunk?" Ou Laosan looked at his men.
"When you're drunk, you'll hold the little bee in a circle, humming a little tune!" Several people said with a smile.
"I'm not drunk, I haven't hugged you in a circle, hum a little tune!" Ou Laosan looked at the little bee with a smile.
"Tell me, what will the big boss do when he is drunk except to hug me in circles and hum a small tune? Don't be afraid, everyone! The little bee said loudly.
"The big boss will also roll the ground!" Everyone laughed.
"You guys! Don't follow the little bee and say, am I rolling on the ground? I held her, she struggled to knock me down, did I roll the ground? Ou Laosan said with a smile.
Que Dongjin laughed when he heard this, and Wang Xueliu also laughed.
The second master looked at Wang Xueliu, his eyes did not blink, he had fallen deeply in love with this tepid and powerful woman.
"Drink wine and eat meat! You're welcome, everyone! Little Bee said with a smile.
"Wang Xueliu, I want to tell you something, come, I'll accompany you to do this bowl, you go out with me for a while, okay?" The second master picked up the bowl and looked at Wang Xueliu's bowl of wine.
"Looking for me? Can't say it here? Wang Xueliu looked at the second master.
"It's so noisy here. Come, I'll accompany you! The second master said and drank the wine in the bowl in one gulp.
Wang Xueliu also drank.
"You come with me, I have something to tell you." The second master said and went out.
Wang Xueliu was embarrassed to refuse, and she also went out. People say that the art master is bold, Wang Xueliu is not afraid of what happens to the second master, she thinks, these people, not to mention a second master, are three people, and they are not afraid.
The second master walked out, waited for a while, Wang Xueliu, and took her towards the woods on the left, not far away, there was a lawn, and the second master sat on the grass, looking at Wang Xueliu.
Wang Xueliu looked at the second master and said, "The second master, if there is anything, you can say it." ”
"Wang Xueliu, I watched you compete with our big boss, I admire you so much! To be honest, I like you and fall in love with you. Really, please ......."
"Two masters! When did you get drugged in my wine? You, how can you ......" Wang Xueliu felt like she wanted to doze off, and she slumped on the grass as she spoke.
The second master looked at Wang Xueliu on the grass and said, "Wang Xueliu, I'm really in love with you!" I'm not a hooligan, I know, you definitely don't look down on me, I have to use this third-rate method. I think that when raw rice is cooked into cooked rice, you are my person. Women, if you sleep with a man, you will die! I'll hold you and go to my room. ”
Wang Xueliu could hear the words of the second master clearly, but she didn't have the strength to struggle, and she couldn't speak. The second master knew that Wang Xueliu could hear what he said, he knew that his medicine had just arrived, he didn't want to be close to Wang Xueliu, who had lost all consciousness, he wanted to be close to Wang Xueliu, who knew in his heart.
As soon as the second boss picked up Wang Xueliu, a woman's voice sounded behind her: "Second master, how can you do such a third-rate thing?" You put down our guests for me! ”
The sound of a little bee. The heart of the second master instantly fell into the ice cellar and froze. He put down Wang Xueliu and turned around to see that in addition to the little bee, there was also Wang Hanyu. Wang Hanyu was still holding a kettle in his hand.
"Give her an antidote!" The little bee took the kettle in Wang Hanyu's hand and handed it to the second master.
"Three masters, I have no malice, I just like her, I love her, I want to marry her as a mother-in-law, you know, I usually treat you, isn't it very respectful? I didn't think ** she meant! The second master said.
"Bastard thing! What else is there to quibble? Tie it up for me first! Ou Laosan and Que Dongjin also came over, Ou Laosan gave Wang Xueliu an antidote, and said to the little bee, "Little bee, you carry Wang Xue'er on your back first, go, go to the ancestral hall!" ”
"Big boss, I really love Wang Xueliu like this. You have to trust me. Que Dongjin, hero, you have to believe me! The tied second master was pushed by two people.
Que Dongjin didn't say a word, he didn't want to speak yet. Wang Xueliu had already woken up, but she felt that her body was still a little soft, and she said to the little bee: "Little bee, let me come down and go!" ”
"Don't rush down, I know your body is still a little weak. However, it doesn't matter, nothing will happen for a while. Little Bee said.
The ancestral hall that Ou Laosan said was actually just a shed made of a few trees and bark, and there were some tables and chairs and a few Bodhisattvas in it.
Ou Laosan asked the other drinkers to come over, and he stood on the highest plank, first kowtowed to a few bodhisattvas, and then said loudly, "Brothers, what shall I begin to say?" Many of my friends are women, but if anyone offends them, Lao Tzu will kill him! Unexpected! Lao Tzu really didn't expect that it was a foul of the second master! ”
Ou Laosan paused, looked at the second master, and said loudly: "Brothers! The second master is like a brother to me! He followed me from birth to death! However, he fouled! I'm going to have to shoot him! What is a tearful slash? That's it! Lao Tzu can only slash the horse with tears! Second master, if you have any other requirements, you say, I will try my best to meet you. Also, I will take care of your relatives too! ”
"Big boss! I really have no ill will towards Wang Xueliu, I love her and just want her to be my mother-in-law. The second master struggled and shouted.
"Bastard! You love her to do such a nasty thing? You can propose to her! You can say you love her openly! However, this love is a matter of two people, you can say, she can refuse! How can you make a mistake? All right! You don't have a legitimate request, Lao Tzu sent you on your way! Ou Laosan said and took out a pistol, loaded it, and aimed it at the second master.
"Slow! Big boss. I beg you to let go of the second master. Wang Xueliu stood up.
"You asked me to let him go? What do you mean? Don't you ......" Ou Laosan felt incredible, could it be that this woman with high skills is willing to be the mother-in-law of the second master? How is this possible?
"Don't get me wrong. I'm not going to be his woman. However, I beg you to spare him. Wang Xueliu looked at the second master.