"Even if it's fake, there's no way to do it, what should I do?" Lin Yun'er grabbed Sunny's arm and shook it vigorously, "Ernie, you help me find a way, I won't be angry with you, and my elbow will let you pinch it for a month!" ”

"Really?" Sunny's eyes lit up, "What did you say! No repentance! ”

"Yes, yes, Ernie, you want to do it~" Lin Yun'er said helplessly.

"Oh, this is not simple, wouldn't it be nice for you and your Shengji oppa to appear in the public eye?" Sunny said as he kneading her elbow while holding her elbow.

"Ah, yes, I'm so confused, why didn't I think of such a simple method?" Lin Yun'er suddenly realized, suddenly pulled out her arm, and ran out.

"Ah, why are you going?" Sunny shouted dissatisfied.

"I'll be back later, Ernie~" Lin Yun'er shouted without replying.

……

"Oppa, let's both come out for dinner tonight, and then raise the profile, wouldn't it be okay?" Lin Yuna told Lee Seung-gi what Sunny said, and she was full of joy thinking that there was no need to involve Xiaotu and them now.

"How does this work?" Unexpectedly, Lee Seung Gi actually refused.

"Why?" Lin Yun'er didn't seem to react, and asked stupidly.

"This," Lee Seung-gi's voice froze, and then said: "No, I mean, this method is a palliative rather than a cure, and you know how fans will react if we are high-profile, right?" ”

"But," Lin Yuna pouted, "Aren't Xiuying Oni and Jung Kyung-ho's seniors the same?" Now the rice is all blessed, so should we be the same? ”

"This won't work," Lee said again.

When Lin Yun'er heard Li Shengji's words, she was very angry, and her face turned cold all of a sudden, "Are you afraid?" Think I'm a shame on you? ”

"No, it's not, why do you think that?" Lee Seung-gi was stunned for a moment, and then stammered: "Don't worry, let me think about it again......"

"Anyway, don't say anything about the prosecution, I'll wait for your news." Lin Yun'er pursed her lips, and felt that what she said just now was too thoughtless, and she didn't argue anymore at the moment.

"Hey, hey?" Lee Seung-gi wanted to say something, but the phone had already been hung up by Lin Yun'er.

"Damn," Lee scolded, and then there was a grim glint in his eyes.

Dialing a number again, Lee waited for the other end to be connected.

"Hey, you officially sue Jinling Cultural Training School in my name, yes, it's the one that just opened." Lee Seung Gi nodded, "If you dare to beat my woman's idea, I won't kill him." ”

"Doesn't that Chinese have any backstage?" The guy over there asked, "Do you want to investigate?" ”

"There is no need to investigate, someone with a background will come to South Korea to open a training school? And we have a good reason, nothing is said. Lee Sung-gi smiled disdainfully.

"Okay, I got it." The man over there nodded in response.

"Well, go through the normal prosecution procedure, don't be private, you understand what excuses you make." After Lee Seung-gi finished instructing, he hung up the phone with a sneer.

……

"Sue and prosecute, make you paralyzed!" Xiaotu received the phone call and scolded his mother angrily, "Still let me stay away from Nuna?" Bastard, do you really think I'm a bully?! ”

He didn't know if there was Lin Yun'er's shadow behind this incident, but he was really angry.

"I'll accompany you if you want to play, bastard, see who has played whom! You are a celebrity, Lao Tzu is a personal stream, barefoot is not afraid to wear shoes, who is ruthless?! Xiaotu scolded and dialed the puppy's number.

……

"Hey, don't hang up the phone? Come, there is something to discuss, how much do you want? "The dirt is.

"You're insane, aren't you?" The man in the hat scolded helplessly.

"Don't care if I'm insane, 10 million! Send me the scandal now! Xiaotu said fiercely, "How's it going?" That's what you started with! ”

"Uh," the man in the hat didn't expect this person to be really a psychopath, "Neurotic, you know that the S&M company is pressing this scandal, and you're still here to tease us?" ”

"Fifteen million!" Xiaotu gritted his teeth.

"Sick." The man in the hat prepares to hang up the phone.

"Fifty million!" Xiaotu finally shouted.

The hat man thought that this person was playing tricks on himself, and he didn't take it seriously at all, but the puppy stopped the hat man, then covered the microphone and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"What are you doing?" The man in the hat looked at the puppy dissatisfied.

"Boss, wait a minute," the puppy said, then let go of his hand and said to Xiaotu: "That, you know, this scandal is concocted by us, and we can't do it at all, why are you so persistent?" ”

The man in the hat looked at the puppy with some anger, he didn't expect the puppy to be fooled.

The puppy motioned to the hat man to silence.

"Lao Tzu wants to vent! It's also good to disgust that bastard. Xiao Tu said viciously.

"Well, it's not like we can't help you, you know that S&M will hold back our news, unless we can get greater benefits." The puppy swallowed, "You know what I mean, right?" ”

"And how much do you want?" Xiao Tu already has red eyes.

"One, one hundred million!" The puppy pressed his heartbeat and reported a number.

“…… Toot beet"

"Smack!"

"Stupid thing, how did Lao Tzu teach you, you are this virtue?" The man in the hat had known that this would happen, and he immediately slapped him.

"Boss, isn't it for the benefit of both of us......" the puppy said with a bitter face.

That guy looked serious, he really thought it was true, but it turned out that his boss had a vision.

"Let's go, let's keep an eye on Lee Seung Gi." The hat man didn't say anything more, in fact, he also hoped that Xiaotu was real, but he knew that it was impossible.

But ten minutes later, they didn't expect to receive a text message.

"Send me the bank account number."

"Boss, you say this ......" The puppy looked at the phone screen, a little speechless.

"What are you playing with?" The hat man can't figure it out now.

"I have a bank account that I don't use, I'll send it over and try it." The puppy pulls a card out of his wallet and enters the account number.

After a few minutes, the puppy was prompted.

"Your account has received a remittance of 10 million yuan, please pay attention to check."

"Ten million?" The two froze for a moment, and then the phone rang.

"Did you get the money?" Xiao Tu's voice was a little low.

"Received, received, but we said yes, want, 100 million?" The puppy stammered.

The hat man couldn't help but slap the puppy again, it's good to have a windfall of 10 million, this guy is still so greedy?

"This is a deposit, and it will be a lot after the deed." Xiaotu said slowly, "But you have to concoct a more real scandal for me, no, it's news!" I want you to fool the people into believing that Lin Yuna is really with me!! ”

The two of them only heard Xiao Tu's voice a little grim, but they didn't see the crazy look on Xiao Tu's face.

"This, boss, isn't this easy?" The puppy glanced at the hat man and said with some embarrassment.

"Smack!" The man in the hat slapped him over, then snatched his phone, "Dad! No, boss! Some discuss, some discuss! ”

"Well, you guys come to my company and know the way, right?" Xiaotu asked.

"Know, know, this is coming!" The man in the hat nodded hurriedly.

hung up the phone, the man in the hat was slightly red, and he was very excited, 100 million, which is divided between two people, and it is also their income for several years.

"Then are we still with Lee Seung Gi?" The puppy asked hesitantly.

"With your mother, go find your father, ah no, boss!" The man in the hat forgot that the opportunity to get a windfall was won by the puppy.

Of course, the puppy didn't think it was his own credit, so he followed the boss's will and turned his head at the moment.

……

"When the puppy told me to ask for 100 million, in fact, I refused, originally, you can't say 100 million, I'll give 100 million, after all, I don't have that much money, if I say yes, and then they duang helped me send the news, but I couldn't pay the money, and the consequence was duang me, so I hung up the phone decisively and called my old man."

The above is excerpted from Xiao Tu's memoir "In those years, we chased together when we were young"

"In fact, when my son called me and asked me for 100 million, I actually refused, after all, 100 million is not a small number, although I gave it, but I always have to ask the reason, right? I can't say that he wants 100 million, and I will give 100 million, otherwise he will have nothing to do in the future and ask me for 100 million, and I won't be able to give it for a few years. But when I heard that my son was chasing the girl, I agreed at the time, after all, my son has been refusing to talk to anyone for several years. And when my son said that 100 million was won, I couldn't refuse, so I immediately transferred 10 million, of course, I mean take my time, but my wife heard it on the side, and duang transferred 10 million at once, and I couldn't interject. ”

The above is excerpted from Lao Li's memoir "In Those Years, I Helped My Son Chase the Goddess"

"What's the mess, the old lady's son wants to chase the girl, and the dead old man is still buttoned, is this okay? used a rose to trick the old lady back then, and now you still expect your son to use a rose to trick a daughter-in-law? Not only do I disagree, but his godfather and godmother can't agree either! That's it, I transferred 10 million to the past, who hasn't done it to be jealous? Isn't it just a young Korean actor? Yun'er, I'm optimistic about this girl, it's just her, dare to compete with the old lady and son for a wife, pass the old lady's level first! ”

The above is excerpted from Xiaotu's mother's memoir "Son's Love, Maintain It When the Mother Comes to Maintain"

(The above is purely a spoof, if you feel unwell, please go to the toilet)