284 Helen asks Li Yuanfang who Li Yuanba is
At the beginning, Helen touched Li Yuanfang's electric baton, which was really a veritable electric baton, and the electricity was so strong, Helen was touched and trembled all over her body as soon as she touched it. Because this was the first time Helen had touched a man's private collection. As Helen continued to touch down, it was terrible. Readers, please guess what Helen touched? If you look at it all the way from beginning to end, it will not be difficult for readers to guess, what secrets does Li Yuanfang have?
Helen put both of her hands into Li Yuanfang's crotch, grabbed the head of a mullet with one hand, and pulled the back of a soft-shelled turtle with the other hand, and Mingtang was on the back of this soft-shelled turtle. Guess what it is?
I said, Brother Yuanfang, it's not easy for men in the world, don't think that drinking soup is so simple, and you also have to pay a price. The ancients said well: My ** is tight for you, and I will pick up your snails. It's all one thing for another, no one in this world will easily win oil for others, you must always think about how much you have paid to get how much, if not, there will definitely be a cat.
"Brother, what is this?" Helen was too ashamed to speak, and our Helen was now a brave warrior for her mother, who was ordering her to blow up a bunker.
Readers and friends will suddenly feel a burst of pleasure when they read this, and wake up from Lida's muddy thoughts at that time, and thought that Lida's B was a cicada, and said that it is not a big problem to let it touch a few things, but what if it can touch a step forward and there is a problem? But as everyone knows, this lady and daughter are the most beautiful women in Greece, and they are tied for the first place. This naturally includes IQ and EQ.
Li Yuanfang has softened at this time, I am talking about his heart, but the electric baton is still an electric baton, and the country girl is ashamed to describe its screwed steel. Helen's question made Li Yuanfang cry and laugh. On the one hand, he was pleased with the feeling that Helen gave him, which was considered candy. On the one hand, to answer Helen's question about what is on her thigh? Do you dare to answer that it is an electric baton? Helen asked a flat question, and you answered them with round things, are you a human settlement? You should also think that when people are in urgent need of people, they are temporarily keeping you as a pet. Not offending you doesn't mean I don't dare to offend you, your actions have reached the goal of stealing someone's treasure map!
Thinking of this, Li Yuanfang's screwed steel softened, and then returned to the high-temperature furnace of 1,800 degrees, dissolving into molten iron like a handful of mud. Don't be misleading. Readers, if he didn't fall into Helen's high-temperature furnace, he would have died if he did.
Whether you are a genius or a hero, as long as you are human, you are afraid of grasping the weakness. At this time, Li Yuanfang was like this, and was caught by Helen in the soft underbelly. The whole body was paralyzed, and the electric baton fell with the last breath.
Helen sensed that something was wrong, and in order to prevent the hero from falling, before the battle, Helen began to think that she should stretch out her kind hand, and if she didn't pull him, she was afraid that the river would sink to the bottom.
"Brother, my mother said that you are a hero, and said that you will definitely defeat Sparta for us, let us return to our original home, and live a prosperous and rich life......" Helen did not add the word "mother" and did not add me to the word "mother", which can obviously hear that Helen still needs Li Yuanfang's help.
"Mom is so nice......" Li Yuanfang somehow began to sell sesame oil. He was crying.
Li Yuanfang said to Helen that her mother is so good, but in fact, she said in her heart: This dog B is really bad in his eyes, she must have found out that we stole their treasure map, and she asked me to return it clearly, so she sent Helen to let her go. Let me touch her, and then she will take the opportunity to touch me...... Straight to me, I was afraid of offending me, and I was afraid that I would not help them defeat Sparta.
Li Yuanfang thought of this and asked herself, but Lida is also in human nature. You must know that in addition to using this strategy, using other methods is a matter of hurting and angry. still responds to such an old saying: If you come out to mingle, sooner or later you will have to pay it back.
"Brother, you're crying!" Helen withdrew the hand that caught the mullet. It was because the mullet had gotten into the mud that Helen withdrew her hand and put it on Li Yuanfang's face, just as the American and Russian superpowers had switched from the hot war to the cold war.
What I want to tell my sisters here is that don't look at men who are as hard as screwed steel. Once condemned by conscience, it is also worse than a dead snake. After Li Yuanfang's own deductions, he came to the conclusion that Lida is not only surprisingly beautiful, but also has a very wise heart.
You know when the result comes, and you will die at that time? Writing this reminds me of the old society, I fell in love with a girl who was in junior high school, and I followed her to write poetry. She and her companions showed my poems to their teachers. The words that came back were: My teacher said that he could also write this poem......
Doesn't this mean to stifle my limelight in order to damage my image as a talented man in front of the girls? As everyone knows, the person who built the first atomic bomb spent a lifetime of energy. It took only a year for the man who built the second atomic bomb, and he said that I would build the atomic bomb too...... But you know, the first is to repair the bridge, the second is to cross the road, can this go to the same people to go farther than anyone? You must know that people come here while building bridges and roads, and you are ready-made, so don't you feel ashamed to go farther than anyone else?
Thinking about it quietly, Li Yuanfang was completely captured by Lida's wisdom in her heart.
"Brother is not crying, brother is homesick." Li Yuanfang was really speechless, and there was no way to hold back such a sentence.
When Helen heard Li Yuanfang say such words, she couldn't help but feel sad in her heart, and at the same time hugged Li Yuanfang in her arms, and treated Li Yuanfang really as if she was taking her younger brother, without complaint or regret, she was sad about her brother's sadness, and she was sad about her brother's sadness.
"Mom said that if you can make a contribution, you can be the son-in-law of our family." Helen's words are quite reliable, albeit very slim.
"It's useless, Sister Helen, my martial arts are not as good as Zhanzhao's, if my mother really wants to recruit a son-in-law, Zhanzhao is the best candidate." Li Yuanfang's words are spoken in English, and when translated into Chinese, Zhanzhao is a dynasty younger than himself. Li Yuanfang was from the Tang Dynasty. Zhanzhao is from the Song Dynasty.
"Perhaps, but ......" Helen swallowed back what she wanted to say before she could say it, as if she shouldn't have said it.
"What is it, Helen, but what is it?" Li Yuanfang was puzzled by the second half of the sentence left by Helen, and Li Yuanfang guessed that the words that Helen did not say in the second half of the sentence might be the key to opening the door to his heart.
"Mom said that although she said that she could only become a son-in-law after she had made the first contribution, if the person who had made the first merit happened to die on the battlefield again, or there would be other reasons, this would be a problem." This is Helen, if this comes out of someone else's mouth, there will be no other person who can say it, who says who is not smart. This may have been a selfish remark made by my mother and Helen during a casual conversation, and it is true, the war is full of uncertainties, this ghost said it clearly.
"This is a fact, just like Li Yuanba back then, who died on the way back from victory." Li Yuanfang thinks that Lida's mother is right, sometimes people who have made the first contribution cannot have the life to enjoy the fruits of the victory of the war.
"Brother, who is Li Yuanba, is he a famous god of war?" Helen knew that a person with good martial arts was the god of war.
"When we win the battle, I will take you to our Eastern Empire to have fun and see the bronze statue of Li Yuanba's hero." Li Yuanfang is using this sentence to draw out Helen, what kind of answer is it?
"Okay, I'll promise you first, but I want to know what book you have in your crotch?" Our Helen is worthy of being a small ghost, and she learned to see the needle and act when the opportunity is right early...... is also worthy of being a high-level hunter, guarding your leopard for almost half the night, or it is you who cross from the opposite side, hit you with an eye to pierce, and go home to let your mother make herself a hunter.
The story goes that there is a place where there is a good tribe, and the hunter who can shoot his prey through the eye is named the god of hunting, and at the same time can marry the most beautiful girl in his tribe. In other words, the prey cannot be seen to have any fur, and the bullet can only go through the left eye and out of the right eye, or the right eye into the left eye.
Our Helen not only inherited her mother's beauty, but also inherited her mother's extreme intelligence. Look, this trick made Li Yuanfang difficult to resist.
"I don't know what kind of book this is, it was given to me by my boss Di Renjie when he left......" Li Yuanfang also learned Helen's trick and used Di Renjie as his fig leaf, but the fact is also true.
"My mother said that I should have studied more, otherwise I would become a piece of wood when I grow up. Originally, I was going to go to school, but my mother said that I would wait until after I beat Sparta. You put this book with me now, and we'll read it together when we get to Sparta!" "Helen has pulled the trigger, see you one eye to wear?
Li Yuanfang was so angry in her heart at this time that she was screaming, remembering Di Renjie's reminder to her left and her right to her, but in the end it was still empty. After all, Wu Zetian is already an old B, so now he will die to lay down Sparta for Leda. Just because of Leda's beauty and wisdom, the hero laughs at the beauty and attacks Sparta, and death is life!
Li Yuanfang planned to hand over the treasure map, and at the same time made the idea of breaking off his desire to return to the Eastern Empire, and laid a foundation for his mother-in-law. As long as you do your best, if you survive the war, even if you can't get Helen, Lida, the mother-in-law, is smart, even if you can often see her beauty by her side, it is a kind of happiness to live this life.
It can be seen that a person's thoughts, when he is helpless, he will have helpless thoughts, Li Yuanfang was fallen into this, do you think of anything else? Definitely.
It is very painful to be alone and fall into this situation, and I can't think of a way to recognize it, and no one cares about it when I go to a dead end. No one comes to shout in front of you: you can't go forward any longer, it's a dead end!
Our Li Yuanfang endured the pain in his heart, hid thousands of reluctances in the depths of his heart, and pretended to laugh and unravel the book he hid in his crotch and handed it to Helen. (To be continued.) )